Chapter 998 If You Have Something to Say, Say It Nicely
The situation is tense.
The atmosphere in the hall suddenly stagnated.
The expressions of the Wuzhuang Temple disciples who were accompanying him suddenly changed. They stood up one after another and glared at Li Hailong. However, due to his identity, they suppressed their breath and held back.
The ginseng fruit tree is the signature of Wuzhuang Temple and the hope of many of their disciples. When the garden opened, everyone was given two fruits.
This so-called secret man in heaven will destroy the tree as soon as he opens his mouth, which is equivalent to cutting off the lifeblood of Wuzhuang Temple. Who can bear it?
The Great Immortal Zhenyuan and the Three Qing and Four Emperors are on equal footing, and the Buddhist sects in heaven are fighting, why should they be blamed...
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The hearts of the Lingshan Buddha brothers are as black as the other!
They agreed to ask for some fruits, but in just a few words they cut off their roots.
The tea is not even cold yet!
The yellow wind monster almost bit his own tongue, hunched his neck and did not dare to take a breath, for fear of provoking the violent storm on his head.
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Immortal Zhenyuan did not expect to hear such a bad idea from this dog herder. His expression suddenly became cold. He waved his hand to appease many disciples. He picked up the tea cup and took a sip. He said calmly: "Buddhism plots the world, you guys." It’s just a plot against Buddhism, why do you want to destroy my tree?”
As long as he didn't take action on the spot, Li Hailong would always have a chance. He smiled softly: "Brother Zhenyuan, your tree is going to die."
Tianji is shielded and has Dihua skills, so of course he is allowed to talk nonsense.
In the original plot, the Buddhist scripture gathering team was about to come to Wuzhuang Temple. Zhen Yuanzi suddenly took many disciples to Yuanshi Palace to listen to Yuanshi Tianzun's sermons, leaving two youngest disciples who were not good at dealing with people to entertain Tang Monk. As a result, Sun Wukong pushed the tree. He turned around and came back.
They did not attack or kill the Buddhist scripture-seeking group, but only asked Sun Wukong to pay for the tree.
Finally, the monkey jumped up and down, first to Penglai Abbot, and then to Nanhai to seek help from Guanyin Bodhisattva, and then used the nectar in the Jade Pure Bottle to bring the ginseng tree back to life.
Afterwards, Immortal Zhenyuan took advantage of ten fruits and held a "Ginseng Fruit Party", with a happy ending for everyone.
Great Immortal Zhenyuan is said to be a peer of the world, but doesn’t he know that the nectar of Guanyin Bodhisattva can revive trees?
Why did he leave two little boys behind when he entertained Tang Monk?
What a coincidence, it would be strange to say that there is no conspiracy in it!
Most likely, Immortal Zhenyuan is plotting against the nectar in Guanyin Bodhisattva's jade bottle. How can there be any truly honest people in the world of Journey to the West?
Immortal Zhenyuan looked at Li Hailong calmly and asked with a smile: "Fellow Taoist, why is my tree dying?"
"I know that the secrets of heaven are blocked and I know Buddhism's big plan, why can't I know that your tree is going to die?" Li Hailong doesn't care whether Zhenyuan Immortal's tree is really going to die. What he wants is the additional effect of Dihua, "Instead of waiting It is better to push others than to push yourself. It disgusts Buddhism. You can protect yourself and sell favors from heaven. Why not?" He pointed at the yellow wind monster and said, "Buddhism has violated a taboo in the three realms. It will eventually happen. Become a public enemy of the world. So this time, I even found the dog that took the blame for you."
Everyone in the hall unanimously turned their attention to the yellow wind monster.
"..." The yellow wind monster was sweating profusely. The sweat flowed out from the tip of its tongue and poured back into its throat. It choked and coughed repeatedly. He looked at Li Hailong sadly. I have turned into a dog. You still scheme against me like this. You must have a little conscience as a human being. Well, we can't trap a monster until we die!
"Who is it?" Immortal Zhenyuan asked.
"A rat that stole oil at the foot of Lingshan Mountain was arranged by Tathagata to test Monk Tang, but was later tamed by Lingshan Buddha and became a tool to fight against Lingshan." Li Hailong didn't care about the yellow wind monster at all and casually decided his fate. .
The yellow wind monster was trembling. He wanted to open his mouth to defend but didn't dare.
"I heard you mention Lingshan Buddha twice, who is he?" Immortal Zhenyuan grasped the key point.
"People like me." Li Hailong said, "We are not walking the same path. His methods must be more clever! I don't know what he did. If Brother Zhenyuan is curious, he can send someone to inquire. "
"Since he is the same person as you, why should we throw the blame on him again?" Qingjing Taoist asked in confusion.
"The Lingshan side doesn't know who he is, just like you can't guess my origin. He is from the Lingshan side on the surface." Li Hailong glanced at him sideways, "Listen to me, you are right, Tathagata wants to win over him, what? I can carry all kinds of pots for him."
"What if the tree doesn't live?" Zhenyuan asked.
"You're not going to die in the first place, right?" Li Hailong looked at Zhenyuan Immortal and said, "If you don't live, you can just find an excuse to go to Lingshan. If Shu doesn't live, why should I come here and treat you like a villain? . If Brother Dao is really worried, just pretend that I have never been here."
Immortal Zhenyuan was silent. Although the identity of the person in front of him was doubtful, instinctively, he felt that what the dog herder said should be right...
Li Hailong shook his head and struck while the iron was hot: "Brother Taoist, a drastic change in the world is about to happen. If you continue to retreat in the mountains, you will not be able to escape the torrent of this drastic change. I'm afraid you don't know how you will die in the end. Even if you don't move, you still need to keep up with current events and be ready at any time. Only by understanding the dynamics of the three realms can we not fall behind others.”
Immortal Zhenyuan was shocked.
same day.
The disciples of Wuzhuangguan who went to Huangfengling to inquire about the news returned.
That night.
There was a strong wind in Wuzhuangguan, yellow dogs passed by, countless bricks and tiles were broken, and the ginseng fruit tree collapsed in the backyard with broken roots and stems...
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There was a faint stench in the air.
The courtyard door is wide open.
On the steps and in the corners, there are piles of dog poop of different shapes...
"Yellow Wind Monster did it?" Zhu Bajie looked stunned.
"That guy is so brave, he dares to provoke the ancestor of the Earth Immortal." Sha Monk was dumbfounded, "Isn't he already crushed to ashes?"
"Why Wuzhuang Guantongtian can't even defend his own home? This ancestor of the earth immortals does not live up to his name." Xiao Bailong said disdainfully.
"Master, are we still going in?" Gao Cuilan frowned slightly. Looking from the boat, the ravaged Wuzhuang Temple looked like a pig pen or dog kennel, making her feel waves of discomfort from the inside out.
Thinking of the pig pen, she couldn't help but glance at Zhu Bajie, and then she felt even more uncomfortable.
"Of course, come in. Immortal Zhenyuan's dojo is in such a miserable condition. How can we, Buddhists, see someone in such a state of desolation that he behaves in such a way that no one can enter the door? We need to comfort him!" Li Mu showed compassion in his eyes and ordered Xiao Bailong to find him. He found a clean place and lowered the boat, leading everyone towards the village.
The yellow wind monster couldn't even deal with Lingji Bodhisattva, and was turned into a dog. How could he have the courage to provoke the ancestor of the earth immortals and bring such disaster to Wuzhuangguan? Except for another Li Hailong who let himself go, no one would Someone else.
The ginseng fruit was not well preserved. Li Hailong only ate the flat peaches but not the ginseng fruit. After finally arriving in the world of Journey to the West, it would be abnormal not to try two.
Moreover, Wuzhuang Temple is a necessary checkpoint on the westward journey, so you must visit it.
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Everyone just entered the gate.
A clear voice suddenly sounded: "Who forced his way into Wuzhuang Temple?"
Li Mu looked up.
Qingfeng Mingyue nestled together, each holding a long sword, trying hard to open his eyes, and pointed the long sword at them tremblingly.
The faces of the two Taoist boys were covered with fly ash, their clothes were torn, and their eyes were red and swollen. They wanted to open them, but they couldn't stop crying and could only blink. They looked extremely miserable.
"You thieves deceived Master, not only harmed Wuzhuang Temple, but you were so audacious that you knocked down the ginseng fruit tree. How dare you turn back. Aren't you afraid that Master will find out the truth and come back to take your lives?" "One of the Taoist boys held on and threatened.
"The Great Sage is not here, but the ginseng fruit tree is still pushed down. Is it fate?" Lu Ren couldn't help but ask.
"Another arranged plot..." Tang Seng snorted, his sympathy for Wuzhuangguan disappeared, leaving only disgust in his heart.
The great monk, who was once weak and bullied, was gradually forced into a stone-hearted man by the underhand tactics of Buddhism.
"Fairy boy, I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding!" Li Mu resisted the thought of contacting Li Hailong with a thread, and motioned to the people next to him to calm down, and said, "We are monks from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and we were ordered to go to the West. When I was studying for Buddhist scriptures, I passed by Wuzhuang Temple and saw that this place was in trouble, so I kindly came down to take a look..."
He observed the performance of the two Taoist boys. Their fear, panic and helplessness were vividly displayed, and it didn't look like they were acting...
"Bah!" a Taoist boy spat, staring in the direction of Li Mu with red and swollen eyes, and asked fiercely, "There are so many Buddhist monks, is there one named Lingshan Buddha?"
"I am." Li Mu said.
"It's true that he is a thief like you." Another Taoist boy gritted his teeth. "The dog spirit in the lead said that he was your subordinate and was heading west according to your order. Now that you, the real master, are here, you can just capture it." You, leave it to the Immortal to deal with it, Mingyue, let’s take action, don’t let this thief get away, the ginseng fruit tree has fallen, and the two of us will inevitably be held responsible, so we must capture him so that we can have an explanation with Master!”
"Dog thief, take your life!" Mingyue responded, raising her sword to one side of her ear and slashing at Li Mu.
But he just took two steps.
After a moment of being top-heavy, he was now on all fours, turning into a yellow and white Brak dog, and the sword in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.
Qingfeng, who followed closely behind, also exclaimed and turned into a Komondor with long hair reaching to the ground.
Li Mu would not be polite to anyone who dared to wield a knife or a gun in front of him and try to sabotage his mission.
The layout was completed, and the solution to the dog-changing technique was spread through Buddhism. Sooner or later, they would find a way to solve it. Of course, if it can be used, it should be used as soon as possible...
The tree has fallen down, why are you being polite to Immortal Zhenyuan?
But Li Hailong was ruthless enough to sell him as soon as he was told, without considering him at all!
However, Li Mu felt a burst of joy in his heart. If he wanted to feel like this, it would be a complete betrayal. Breaking the ties would harm him. If he had known that Li Hailong was so decisive, he should not have told him about the setting of the fourth wall at that time.
"Qingfeng, I've turned into a dog!" Mingyue ran forward a few steps with inertia, then realized something was wrong and turned around in horror.
"I've become a dog too." Qingfeng raised his front paws with difficulty, trying to push away the long hair that blocked his sight, but he couldn't complete such a simple action.
The first time he turned into a dog, he was not used to the body of a dog, but he was still trembling with fear when he was turned into a dog in an instant.
"The poor monk is merciful. The last thing I want to see is someone using a knife or a gun in front of me." Li Mu sighed softly, "You two fairy boys, can you talk to me now and tell me what happened?"
"..." Tang Seng stared blankly at the scene in front of him, unable to associate turning into a dog with compassion.
Do all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the world act in such strange ways?
Lu Ren curled his lips and turned the person into a dog at the slightest disagreement. At that time, he couldn't fight. Afterwards, this dog-like dream come truer must have deceived my wish!
"You? You're right." After Mingyue turned into a dog, his eyes that were blown by the wind of Samadhi still hadn't recovered and were swollen into two big bags. He raised his head with difficulty and faced Li Mu's position, "Huang The wind monster is right, the one who can turn people into dogs is Lingshan Buddha, you are dead, Master will not let you go."
The words have not yet finished.
Suddenly a loud shout came from the sky: "Who hurt my disciple!"
Li Mu looked up.
Immortal Zhenyuan and his disciples were falling rapidly from the sky, all of them filled with murderous intent and rage.
wrong!
How did this product come so quickly and by such a coincidence?
The first thing he should have seen in the sky was the ruined Wuzhuang Temple and the fallen ginseng fruit tree.
Regardless of the fruit trees, he should protect his little apprentice first. This guy must have laid an ambush for a long time!
Before he could use his sleeves to reveal the world.
Li Mu made a decision in an instant, and quickly threw the MV materialization out, to strike first.
The music starts.
Scene changes.
The Immortal Zhenyuan and the Taoist Priest Qingjing who came after him were all missing. One of them had long yellow hair, the other had short yellow hair. Their key parts were mosaicd, and their poses were suspended in the air.
Among them is a green apple tree, full of red apples.
In the cheerful rhythm.
The singing started.
"I planted a seed and it finally grew fruit. Today is a great day..."
Zhenyuan Daxian and Qingjing Taoist priests gathered around the apple tree and performed to the music. One wanted to eat the apple, but the other stopped him with gestures.
On the apple tree.
A red and white snake poked out, spitting out a long message, seeming to bewitch them...
"Pick the stars and give them to you, pick the moon and give them to you, let the sun rise for you every day..."
The red and white snake turned into a beautiful woman and danced happily beside the two of them. The remaining disciples' robes were all changed into red tights and danced behind her.
For a while.
The scene was extremely gruesome.
Everyone stared blankly at the sky.
Zhu Bajie's throat rolled, and he glanced at Li Xiaobai secretly. He was glad in his heart that the Immortal Zhenyuan was caught in front of him without even the slightest ability to resist. How deep should his magic power be?
No wonder he dared to fight Lingshan. Fortunately, Lao Zhu was smart, otherwise he might not have a good ending, and maybe he would have to think about establishing a good relationship with Cuilan.
Monk Sha looked at the dancing Immortal Zhenyuan in the sky, and kept wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, but the sweat seemed to be inexhaustible, and came out layer by layer...
"Amitabha." Tang Monk shook his head and sighed, saying the Buddha's name.
Gao Cuilan looked away, blushed and spat to the side. The mosaic could not stop a mind that could make sense.
After all, she is already a woman with rich experience who has watched more than ten romantic movies and TV series.
As for Qingfeng Mingyue, who had turned into a dog, she tried her best to open her sore and tearful eyes and looked at the hazy figure in the sky. They all stayed there, with surprise frozen on their faces.
"Xiao Bai, have you passed?" Lu Ren turned his stiff neck and stammered.
"Who told them not to talk properly and look murderous in front of others!" Li Mu rolled his eyes at him and said seriously, "Lao Lu, it's true that we want peace, but we can't be submissive at any time. , You can’t even bend your waist!”