Chapter 988 Love Is the Most Bloody Thing

Eight hundred miles of Liusha River.

Li Mu let Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong enter the water and called out Monk Sha.

Monk Sha was surprised by the luxurious configuration of the Buddhist scripture-collecting group, but after confirming Zhu Bajie's identity and Tang Monk's customs clearance document, he still joined the Buddhist scripture-collecting team.

after all.

Knowing the arrangements of the Bodhisattva and his Dharma name, Sha Wujing, the conditions are all right and there is little possibility of making mistakes.

So far.

The members of the Buddhist scripture learning group were finally assembled.

The boat itself can fly and does not need Monk Sha's nine skulls.

Therefore, the skull is still worn around his neck as an accessory, making him look rather sinister.

…

Although he joined the scripture-seeking team, Monk Sha still maintained a dubious attitude towards Monk Tang.

He found an opportunity and approached Zhu Bajie: "Second senior brother, was Tang Monk really chosen by the Bodhisattva to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Weren't you deceived by him?"

no way.

The Bible study group looked too informal.

Liu Ding Liu Jia only delivers food.

The means of transportation used to obtain Buddhist scriptures was actually a women's boat, and every room was fragrant, which really made Monk Sha not used to it.

"If it's true, the little white dragon in charge of the boat was also arranged by Bodhisattva." Gao Cuilan is so abnormal these days, Zhu Bajie is not in a good mood, and said dullly, "Bima Wen, who caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, was our senior brother, and that monkey I don’t know where I went to be carefree. Moreover, when I passed Huangfengling, Tang Monk had already been certified by Lingji Bodhisattva, so he couldn’t be wrong."

"Bodhisattva allows pilgrims to bring their families with them?" Monk Sha asked, pointing to Gao Cuilan.

"Those are my family members." Zhu Bajie glanced at Monk Sha and said.

"..." Sha Wujing was silent for a while. He looked at Gao Cuilan who was guarding Tang Seng. When he looked at Zhu Bajie again, his eyes turned into contempt and sympathy. He swallowed back all the words he wanted to ask. Finally, he held back a faint sigh. He said, "Second Senior Brother, your sacrifice is big enough."

"No one will treat you as a mute if you don't speak." Zhu Bajie glared at Sha Wujing angrily, "Do you think taking the Buddhist scriptures is still what you think? Let me tell you, you are in big trouble! Lingji Bodhisattva has been turned into a dog Well, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva doesn’t even dare to ask about Buddhist scripture seekers now! You have no idea how much trouble is involved..."

"..." Sha Wujing was stunned. He looked at Tang Monk and then at the enigmatic Li Xiaobai. He felt nervous for no reason and lowered his voice. "A few days ago, a group of dog spirits flew over the Liusha River. , could it be related to Lingji Bodhisattva?"

"Don't ask, I should let you know, I will let you know naturally." Zhu Bajie found his place, looked at Gao Cuilan next to Tang Monk, gritted his teeth and said, "You just need to know that everything on the boat has deep meaning. correct."

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"Elder Tang, have some tea." Gao Cuilan diligently pushed the teacup in front of Monk Tang and said shyly.

"I'll do it myself, poor monk." Tang Monk cautiously took a step back.

…

"Elder Tang, I see that your clothes were torn when you were practicing yesterday. Why don't you take them off and let me mend them for you!" Gao Cuilan looked at Monk Tang's torn sleeves with a gentle look on her face.

"No need to bother Miss Gao, I can do it myself." Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie timidly with a red face, and quickly dodged.

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"Elder Tang, it is said that the Tang Dynasty in the East is very prosperous. What is the scene like there? I grew up in Gaolaozhuang and have only heard about it from other people. I don't know if I will have the opportunity to go to Chang'an in this life. Let’s go, can the elder tell the little girl first?”

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"Elder Tang, when I was practicing just now, my internal energy moved through the Tanzhong acupoint, and I felt a sudden pain in my heart for some reason. I don't understand Master's explanation. Can Elder Tang help me clear up my confusion?"

"Miss Gao, please respect yourself."

"Elder Tang, how can you say such things? We are just communicating normally, Wu Neng won't mind."

…

"Those who are pure will be pure. Elder Tang is Wu Neng's master and a fellow martial artist who practices martial arts with Cuilan. In Cuilan's heart, Elder Tang is like a brother and a father. Cuilan left her hometown. On the painted boat, only Cuilan A woman just wants to find a reliable person to relieve her depression. I didn’t expect to cause trouble to the elder. I’m sorry, I’m really not the person the elder thought..."

…

"Elder Tang, are you afraid that Wu Neng will be unhappy, so you avoid me and don't want to talk to me? I envy you both as men. You can communicate freely and are never afraid of others misunderstanding..."

…

The above is what Monk Sha saw.

From being naughty at the beginning, to skillfully using various small emotions and green tea quotes.

Gao Cuilan spent three days.

certainly.

Among them, Li Xiaobai’s teachings are indispensable.

Every time at a critical moment, when Gao Cuilan didn't know what to say or retreated, Li Xiaobai's precise guidance would always reach her ears in time.

With the support of her master, Gao Cuilan had no choice but to dare. Compared with the guilt of entangling Tang Seng, she was more afraid of Li Xiaobai driving him away.

But soon, Gao Cuilan became obsessed with this taboo feeling.

Not only was Tang Seng handsome, he could satisfy her inner expectations that she couldn't even imagine.

The most important thing is that she is very happy to see the way Zhu Bajie looks at her after getting close to Tang Seng, with emotions ranging from surprise, surprise, jealousy, suspicion and so on.

The old pig who knew how to cling to her body even began to take the initiative to care about her, asking about her well-being, and would even look coldly and sarcastically at Tang Seng because of her, allowing her to enjoy a different kind of satisfaction for no reason.

She never thought that a woman could live like this!

The master is right, relationships really need to be managed carefully...

…

Gao Cuilan is the daughter-in-law of her apprentice.

Tang Seng refused her sudden enthusiasm at first.

But after rejecting it two or three times.

Li Xiaobai's message suddenly came to his ears: "Cooperate with Gao Cuilan, bring her and Zhu Wuneng together, and don't miss your junior sister's lifelong happiness. Don't think this is a sin, this is also to train your mind, you can try Try to communicate normally with women through Gao Cuilan’s training.”

then.

For Gao Cuilan's happiness and to become a Buddha.

Tang Seng faced Zhu Bajie's murderous gaze, bit the bullet and began to have some simple interactions with Gao Cuilan.

He has been completely disappointed with the Buddhas in Lingshan, and Li Xiaobai's path has become his only path. As Li Xiaobai said, he must bravely break through himself.

Then.

There was a misunderstanding about Monk Sha.

People who don't understand, when they see two people who are close to each other, will definitely think that they are a couple.

…

When Xiao Bailong saw the behavior of Gao Cuilan and Tang Seng, he couldn't help but think of Princess Halloween and the Nine-Headed Insect who had an affair on their wedding night.

The scars in Xiao Bailong's heart, who had endured love betrayal, were ruthlessly opened.

He looked at Tang Seng and Gao Cuilan with eyes full of disgust.

However, the real owner Zhu Bajie didn’t say anything.

Naturally, it was not easy for him to go over his shoulder and teach that couple a lesson.

Xiao Bailong wanted to leave this dirty team and find freedom, but he did not have the courage to face Li Xiaobai directly. He could only relieve his depression by putting all his thoughts on the boat and quietly admiring the scenery outside the boat. Qi.

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Tang Seng and Gao Cuilan were ordered to have an affair, Zhu Bajie was inexplicably jealous, Xiao Bailong became the lonely helmsman, and Monk Sha felt that the entire Buddhist scripture gathering team was not serious and was obsessed with asking what happened before...

With Li Xiaobai's unremitting efforts, the experience-seeking team fell into decline at a rapid speed.

A master is not like a master, and a disciple is not like an apprentice.

Watching Tang Seng and Gao Cuilan talking more and more, it seems that they are planning to practice the Love Sword in the next moment.

Lu Ren, who was practicing martial arts with them, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He called Li Mu into the room and said, "Xiao Bai, what's going on with Cuilan? Why do I feel that she is becoming more and more like Pan Jinlian? If this continues, Zhu Bajie We’re going to kill our master!”

"Why is it like this? You ask me?" Li Mu waved his hand to set up a blindfold, looked at Lu Ren and said, "There are only a few women on the way to learn the scriptures. What do you want me to do? Of course, they can be matched as a pair. ”

"So, you just let Tang Seng and Gao Cuilan get together?" Lu Ren asked with a dark face.

The space of the boat was so big, and everyone saw the scene where Li Xiaobai tied the red thread to Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan.

After Li Xiaobai called Gao Cuilan to the room for a lecture, the next day Gao Cuilan gave up Zhu Bajie and took the initiative to get close to Tang Seng. No one believed him even if he said it was not his fault.

"I use these two to stimulate Zhu Bajie." Li Mu said.

"That's pretty much it." Lu Ren breathed a sigh of relief.

"However, how can Gao Cuilan have true love with Tang Seng? I don't mind if the two of them are together. Isn't love just a process of mutual choice and familiarity?" Li Mu smiled slightly and continued, "Tang Seng is so bloody that he likes her. Gao Cuilan, let’s find another one for Zhu Bajie. Anyway, that pig is very carefree..."

"..." Lu Ren's eyes widened, he looked at Li Mu in disbelief, and said frantically, "Don't you dream masters have any bottom line?"

"Severe cases require strong medicine." Li Mu snorted and said, "The time is short and the task is urgent. They are not even allowed to fight and kill, and if they don't use some means, can they find their true love in the year of the monkey? What are the scripture gathering groups? You know people better than I do, do you really want to let them fall in love freely?"

"..." Lu Ren was speechless.

"Also, I suggest that you also get involved in Gao Cuilan's emotional world and interact with them more." Li Mu looked at Lu Ren and said, "Your wish is to join the Buddhist scripture learning group, and I helped you join. You again It is required to find true love for everyone in the scripture gathering group. In theory, you must also find love in this world, otherwise, we will not be able to go back."

"I... also want to find true love?" Lu Ren was stunned and couldn't care less about Zhu Bajie's emotions.

"What else?" Li Mu sneered, "There are not many female fairies along the old road. You'd better make plans in advance and don't focus on practicing the flower girl. White-bone spirits, rat spirits, jade rabbit spirits, spider spirits, and so on Apricot Tree Essence, what type do you like, please inform me in advance so that I can arrange it for you."

Cold sweat broke out from Lu Ren's forehead, and he stuttered: "I won't use it, I don't have any plans!"

"Unless you don't want to go back, or your dream failed and you lost all your memories." Li Mu glanced at him, "Don't blame me for not reminding you. Once you fail, you will lose both your life and money. The time you waste will not be replenished. So. , love should still be talked about."

Damn it, Lu Ren's eyes widened: "Xiao Bai, Sun Wukong?"

"Looking for a partner." Li Mu thought of his arrangement for Sun Wukong and smiled, "Don't underestimate Brother Monkey. He has a very strong sense of crisis. It is very likely that he will be the first to find love among everyone."

"Can I choose the king of the daughter country?" Lu Ren paced back and forth in the room anxiously, and finally stood in front of Li Mu, saying with red eyes, "The fairies in Journey to the West are so weird, I can't stop talking about them. .”

"It depends on whether the King of the Daughter Kingdom likes you or not!" People will be punished if they don't do it for themselves. In the blink of an eye, the client is planning to steal the woman from Tang Seng. Where is the person! Li Mu chuckled lightly, "You have heard my arrangements for Tang Monk before. His heart is firm in worshiping the Buddha. When he takes the risk, based on his handsome appearance, I guess your chances of winning are not very good. You'd better choose someone. A low-difficulty goal.”

"Do it!" Lu Ren cursed fiercely, his face looking a little ugly.

"Knowing the plot and various love routines, it shouldn't be difficult for you to fool a female seductress, right!?" Li Mu looked at him narrowly.

"I agree with the plot, but I really don't understand the love routine! If I have the ability to coax girls, do I need to daydream like this?" Lu Ren said with a sad face, "Xiaobai, you have to help me. My requirements are not high. I must be beautiful and young, and at least be a human or a god. I can’t convince myself to fall in love with a monster. I finally came here, and I don’t want to go back empty-handed!”

"Let's take a look!" Li Mu smiled and took off another Qimoyuzhu from his wrist. "There is a love book I stored in it. You can look through it if you have nothing to do. In the world of Journey to the West, teach a Modern people fall in love, and if the dream master can do this, I am enough."

Lu Ren took the Qimoyuzhu with a complicated expression and asked tentatively: "Xiaobai, you should be considered a member of the Buddhist scripture group, right?"

Li Mu suddenly paused: "What nonsense are you talking about? How can I be considered a member of the Buddhist scripture-seeking group? I'm just leading you through the scripture-seeking journey."

"You personally told Guanyin Bodhisattva that you would lead Tang Monk through the pilgrimage and peacefully transform all the monsters on the road..." Lu Ren said sarcastically, "So, you are also a member of the pilgrimage group, and you are also the leader."

Damn Murphy's Law!

Was this mission destined to fail from the beginning?

Li Mu's face turned dark instantly: "If you have nothing to do, you can go out first. I want to carefully consider the follow-up arrangements."

"Why don't we go to the sky to find the gods!" Lu Ren was in a good mood as Li Mu was also involved, "I think the seven fairies who picked peaches are good-looking and have good personalities..."

"roll."

Li Mu scolded angrily and drove Lu Ren out with his hand.

If he himself could be considered a member of the group, this mission would undoubtedly be the most extreme form of hell.

His own goals and pursuits are even more determined than Tang Seng's. Finding true love is much more difficult for him than destroying the world.

There was such a moment.

Li Mu even wanted to give up on this mission.

but.

He finally convinced himself to steady himself.

This is his mission to rise to the stars. He has not reached the last step, so he cannot give up easily. Maybe he can find a way to get around the setting that he is a member of the Bible Collection Group.

Li Xiaobai is an upright chess player, how could he be a chess piece on the chessboard...

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