Chapter 1009 The Time of Two Songs

Nezha didn't wait for Li Jing's order. The moment he came to his senses, he raised his fire-pointed spear and rushed towards Li Mu. His pretty pink and jade face was full of ferociousness.

He has great magical power and has been arrogant since he was a child. He has only bullied others. When has he been bullied?

Thinking of doing such shameful things with his father in front of everyone, Nezha was filled with rage. He wanted to shoot Li Mu three times and stab him to the core, then crush his bones and scatter him into ashes before he could be cut into pieces. The hatred in his heart.

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A feather slipped.

The music starts again.

Li Jing's order was interrupted again. He changed his clothes again, wearing a peaked cap and a jacket. He held the microphone in his hand, his face full of vicissitudes of life: "I was drunk that night and held your hand, talking randomly, only focusing on the depression in my heart. Thoughts, crazy expressions, my drunken eyes can no longer see your expression clearly..."

True impulsive punishment.

Li Mu didn't expect to conquer Li Jing with just one song.

Usually, after a large-scale social death scene, the parties involved will have several behaviors, one is to escape, the other is to break the pot, and the other is to take crazy revenge...

Li Jing, who holds the position of Grand Marshal of Heavenly Arms and Horses, suddenly suffered such humiliation. Regardless of whether he had strong psychological endurance, his future would definitely be ruined.

The Jade Emperor will not use a heavenly king who is burdened with stains.

After all, Li Jing acted in such an MV and had no majesty at all in front of the heavenly soldiers and generals.

When the soldiers see him, they will be reminded of his embarrassment today.

How can Li Jing still convince the public?

If he continues to lead the troops in heaven, will the Jade Emperor still need the face?

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The customer's request that there should be no fighting cut off the possibility of Li Mu negotiating slowly, which required him to maintain an absolute advantageous position from the beginning.

He must be so powerful that no one dares to resist.

Do it all at once, second time tired, third time exhausted.

Li Mu firmly believed that as long as he persevered, even if Li Jing had great resentment in his heart, he would eventually be able to eliminate it.

Thinking about it this way, it's a good thing that Li Jing and his son were not turned into dogs.

Being turned into dogs made them united.

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this time.

Nezha's appearance in the MV is that of a sad heroine, and the content of her performance is simple. She just wears a skirt and walks around with a sad and painful look on her face.

"...I am talking to myself, my simple thoughts, in your opinion, this is simply a joke, so I am sad..."

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Li Jing was immersed in the artistic conception of MV and couldn't help himself. He didn't know what he was thinking in his heart and whether he regretted his impulse just now!

But when Li Jing's song sounded, the Hundred Thousand Tengu lost their voices at the same time. They looked at Li Jing and his son with particularly sympathetic eyes.

certainly.

What's more, I don't know what to do, whether to advance or retreat.

Just now, they all heard the order from Taibai Jinxing, but Li Jing’s two orders were interrupted by Li Xiaobai...

It stands to reason.

Li Xiaobai turned all of them into dogs. They should hate Li Xiaobai and take the initiative to attack even without military orders. Li Jing would certainly not blame him.

But Li Xiaobai did not wave his hand and tortured Li Jing and his son until life was worse than death. The dogs' scalps all went numb, and unconsciously, their hatred slowed down a lot.

Just wait and see!

Anyway, there is no military order from the marshal, and there is no way to find fault with them without attacking.

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Dense dark clouds blocked the sky. Li Mu looked up and couldn't see anything, but he still showed a mysterious smile.

No matter who is up there, as long as they can see it, laugh first.

At least let them know that you are aware of their existence, and you can fool them for a while.

"Jiu Yao Xingjun, please come out and talk." After laughing, Li Mu turned to the position where Jiu Yao Xing Jun was just now.

Entry point.

Wuyang Wuyang's people are all dogs. He can't tell who is Jiuyao Star Lord and who is an ordinary heavenly soldier!

Lord Jiuyao Xing hesitated for a moment and emerged from the group of dogs.

Dachshund, Yorkshire Terrier, Cocker Spaniel, Fox Terrier, Saluki, Neapolitan Mastiff, Miniature Pinscher, Rottweiler, Labrador.

The nine star kings turned into nine different breeds of dogs, some big and some small, with different sizes.

But without exception, the hair is smooth, and the dogs transformed from single dogs have no defects.

"What are the instructions from Lingshan Buddha?" Lord Sun Yao Xing took a step forward and asked in a deep voice. After seeing Li Xiaobai's methods, his attitude finally became much more humble.

"Xingjun, am I wrong?" Li Muxiao asked.

"..." Sun Yao Xingjun froze, sweat pouring out instantly.

He subconsciously stuck out his tongue, letting the sweat overflow from the tip of his tongue, but soon he realized that this image was a bit indecent and quickly retracted his tongue.

but.

There was still a lot of sweat overflowing from the corners of his mouth, making his mouth wet, which made him look even more embarrassed.

Li Xiaobai single-handedly defeated one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers!

The coach is still singing there. Is it wrong? How should he answer?

Who knows if Li Xiaobai has any other ways of torturing people...

This was a really shameful question, and it was not up to him to decide whether it was wrong or right!

"Ha!" Li Mu smiled contemptuously, and his clear voice echoed in the air, "Xingjun, I preach love, and the last thing I want to do is fight or kill. My only wish is to see all the lovers in the world finally get married. For My dream is to hold a blind date conference in Wuzhuang Temple, is it wrong?"

"..." Sun Yao Xingjun looked at Li Mu, complaining crazily in his heart, but still did not dare to answer.

The other eight star kings look at their noses with their eyes, and their hearts with their noses, and completely regard themselves as transparent people.

"Brother Zhenyuan is reasonable and lent him his dojo. Why does he, the Jade Emperor, have to meddle in other people's business?" Li Mu sneered, "He even sent a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to capture me. Tell me, what on earth is he afraid of?" ?Afraid that my blind date meeting will shake the rule of Heaven? Afraid that his position as the Jade Emperor will not be guaranteed?"

Below, Immortal Zhenyuan's face was covered in black and white. Even if Li Xiaobai forcibly tied him onto the boat, he did not dare to argue.

He has already seen that Li Xiaobai is a lunatic. As long as he dares to speak, whether it is turning into a dog or singing, it will always be the same. Instead of doing that, it is better to be a quail honestly and still have a little dignity. …

"...This is the best punishment for impulsiveness..." Li Jing's singing continued.

Sun Yao Xingjun felt that he could not remain silent forever, so he said bravely: "Lingshan Buddha, your mistake is that you should not have sent the invitation to heaven. Heaven has explicitly prohibited immortals and gods from falling in love, so you sent the invitation to the blind date meeting to heaven. , is tantamount to openly provoking the Jade Emperor..."

"Mortals can have love, why can't gods?" Li Muxiao asked.

"Immortals are immortal. Once they fall in love, the three realms will be in chaos." Mr. Sun Yao Xing was silent for a long time and then said something.

"The harmony of yin and yang is the right way between heaven and earth. If you get emotional, the world will be in chaos." Li Mu chuckled lightly, glanced at the stunned dogs, and raised his voice, "Xingjun, I want to know the solution to turning into a dog. ?"

The ears of a hundred thousand dogs stood up at the same time. Lord Jiu Yao Xing all trembled, and at the same time he had a bad premonition in his heart.

"After turning into a dog, there is no other solution except the kiss of the person you truly love." With a smile on his lips, Li Mu calmly stated the solution for being a single dog.

The words are spoken.

The dogs were in an uproar.

No one thought that the solution to turning into a dog would be...

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Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned.

"That's it!" Mother Lishan glanced at Guanyin and understood the reason for Guanyin Bodhisattva's nervousness. Li Xiaobai's ability to transform into a dog actually restrained the entire Buddhist sect.

Taishang Laojun looked at Li Xiaobai in trance and didn't speak for a long time. Li Xiaobai's magical power not only restrained Buddhism, but also restrained him.

He didn't understand the principle of turning into a dog, and he didn't want to try it himself.

If he is tricked, let him, who lives as long as heaven and earth, find a true love's kiss. Do you still want to lose face?

Even if the sky is broken, Lao Jun is not worried, but Li Xiaobai from outside the territory really makes Lao Jun feel troubled.

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"Is this true?" Lord Sun Yao Xing asked in a trembling voice.

"It's absolutely true." Li Mu nodded, "Xingjun, this is a Taoist technique from outside the territory. No one knows its solution better than me."

Several Star Lords looked at each other, feeling a wave of irritation in their hearts. No one cared about Li Mu's origin, they only cared about the solution to the curse.

How easy is it to find a kiss from true love in a dog body? Doesn't this push them to a dead end?

One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, do they want to find one hundred thousand kisses of true love?

"Xingjun, the moment you turned into dogs, you were already destined to fight against Tian Tiao before you could return to human form." Li Mu smiled and asked, "Now, do you still think Tian Tiao is reasonable?"

The star kings responded in silence.

"Furthermore, even if you capture me and kill me, does the Jade Emperor really allow you to find true love's kiss and restore your human body?" Li Mu pressed forward, "In the Jade Emperor's view, is this another case? What about the provocation against Tian Tiao?”

Jiuyao Xingjun was sweating profusely, and at the same time he stuck out his tongue and gasped.

"Of course, Jiu Yao Xing Jun has a high position, and the Jade Emperor may be extraordinarily merciful and allow you to find your own love." Li Mu said, "There are one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. For the Jade Emperor, maybe, he will kill one hundred thousand. Dog, it would be more appropriate to cover up the scandal and replace it with a group of heavenly soldiers and generals!"

Li Mu's voice was not loud, but after adding mana, it still reached the ears of every heavenly soldier clearly.

Wow!

There was a commotion.

The roar of the dogs drowned out Li Jing's singing voice. It was about his own safety. No one cared about what Li Jing and his son were singing and performing!

The heavenly soldiers are not machines or puppets. They have their own thoughts and can easily tell that what Li Xiaobai said is the truth.

If there is only one solution to turning into a dog, then for the Jade Emperor, trapping and killing them is undoubtedly the easiest way to cover up the scandal.

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"Heart-breaking words."

Lu Ren sighed again and looked at Li Xiaobai in the sky with a complicated expression.

Sun Wukong remained silent. When Li Xiaobai's behavior became more and more outrageous, and even the solution to the dog-changing technique was exposed, he began to doubt the true intention of the founder in sending Li Xiaobai here?

Did this little junior brother with great supernatural powers really come to him to understand the great way of love?

…

Li Mu quietly waited for the heavenly soldiers to digest the news he had exposed, and looked up at the sky again to be on guard against the diamond or jade bottles that might fall from the sky.

"...I still believe that it was God who made you and I meet..."

Another MV ends.

Li Jing, who quit the MV, no longer hesitated and waved his flag: "The whole army attacks."

No one moved.

To be precise, not a single dog moved.

Li Jing was stunned, glanced at Li Xiaobai who was standing with a smile, raised the command flag again, and shouted: "All soldiers in the army, listen to my order and kill Li Xiaobai!"

Still no one moved, Li Jing's face suddenly turned very ugly: "Jiu Yao Xingjun!"

The Star Lords turned to look at Li Jing, but also did not move. They also had to think about their future.

behind.

Jingba, who had turned into a giant spirit god, lowered his voice and said hastily: "King of Heaven, the solution to the art of turning into a dog is to find the kiss of the person you love. All the soldiers are worried about their future."

"..." Li Jing was stunned. Just as he was about to speak, the music started again, and he was pulled into the MV again.

The protagonist this time is Nezha.

The role was called, and Li Jing played the heroine of the MV.

"The rain soaked the sky and ruined it. You said you didn't understand why you were holding hands at this time. I dried my silence and regretted it impulsively. Even if it was a mistake, I was afraid of missing out..."

"Give Me Time for a Song" by Jay Chou.

Li Mu couldn't help it. He had sharp ears and eyes. When Li Jing gave the order, the gangster Nezha secretly took out the gold bricks and planned to smash him.

Nezha was so evil that Li Mu couldn't just watch him smash the bricks over, so he naturally greeted him with another MV.

The main reason why Nezha was not turned into a dog was because Nezha had a bad temper and turned into a dog. This kid also dared to pounce on him and bite him. It would be faster to trap him with Mv.

If you are impatient, you need to sharpen your temper.

Keep singing or give in!

Li Mu only planned to give Li Jing and his son two choices.

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Li Jing's military orders are no longer effective.

The big guys in the sky don't seem to have any intention of making a sneak attack.

Li Mu was determined.

After controlling the unstable factors, Li Mu continued to use his rhetoric: "Everyone, I just turned you into dogs, but the Jade Emperor will kill you. I turned you into dogs because you didn't ask for anything. Come to kill me, I have no choice but to take action to restrain you; but the Jade Emperor wants your life, but there is no need to give any reason, just one sentence that insults the majesty of heaven, you may be convicted. I am compassionate and do not commit murder, Jade Emperor The emperor occupies a high position, and all living beings are ants. You can judge for yourself what is right and what is wrong..."

There was silence.

Does it matter who is right or wrong?

The result is already like this, all they need to do is to stand in line!

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Under the ginseng tree.

Immortal Zhenyuan looked at Li Xiaobai in the sky with a complicated expression: "The Jade Emperor has lost this round! Qingfeng Mingyue, prepare to hold a blind date conference!"

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"Lingshan Buddha, what should we do?" A voice suddenly emerged from among the dogs.

"Please Lingshan Buddha save us." Another different voice came.

"Please ask Lingshan Buddha to save us..."

The noise suddenly started, and the heavenly soldiers finally broke through themselves and were no longer silent.

"Follow me!" Li Mu pressed down his hands to signal the dogs to quiet down. He smiled like a saint and said slowly, "How can there be no love in the world? I will end the troubles I have caused. God If the rules are unreasonable, we will change the rules of heaven. Whoever dares to stop us will become one of us and compare our hearts. I think the Jade Emperor will eventually understand us..."

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Above the clouds.

I really didn’t use any sword or gun!

Mother Lishan couldn't help but look at Taishang Laojun: "Laojun, Li Xiaobai..."

"We'll talk later." Taishang Laojun lowered his hand slightly, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and asked, "Bodhisattva, do you still need to throw the bottle at him? If not, the old Taoist will leave."

"It missed!" Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head, looked from Taishang Laojun's face to Lishan Laomu's face, and said calmly, "Laojun, Lishan Laomu, Li Xiaobai disturbs the three realms and harms not only Buddhism. , and Heaven. Facing this great enemy in this world, we should share the same hatred. If you have any important information, please don’t hide it..."