Chapter 1036 Repeated Jumps
What realm of love?
It was nothing more than Li Xiaobai's magical power. The Jade Emperor had experienced it several times before. The magical power would trigger the deepest softness in the human heart, making it impossible to lie.
Then, what Li Hailong said was too creepy.
There is no high-dimensional world, no fourth wall...
But if everything is fake, what is Li Xiaobai going to do?
He played tricks on heaven and the whole world in the palm of his hand. Even Laojun and Buddha went down to earth to understand the so-called avenue of love, and Buddha even turned into a dog...
The Three Realms are in a state of complete chaos...
What benefit does he get from it?
When he thought of this, the Jade Emperor felt cold in his heart.
The Queen Mother and others looked at each other in shock.
Doumu Yuanjun looked incredulous and said, "What is he trying to do?"
yes!
What is he planning?
With his ability, he honestly acts like a god and wants the wind to be the wind and the rain to be the rain. How could he make the world a mess? That would be of no benefit to anyone...
"What on earth do you want to do?" Jade Emperor suppressed the anger in his heart and asked coldly.
"I can't say." Li Hailong said, "Your Majesty, no one in the Three Realms can control Li Xiaobai, so why not just let him have fun! He is an extraterrestrial evil spirit. He does things according to his heart. When he gets tired of it, he will naturally leave. …”
He is an evil demon? What are you? The Jade Emperor glared at Li Hailong. He did not want to believe the evil demon from outside the territory, but he had to admit that he was right about one thing. He really couldn't do anything about Li Xiaobai. He loved Li Hailong with just one hand. Domain, no one within the Three Realms can deal with it.
Bear with it!
Admit it!
The thought of giving in continued to stir in the Jade Emperor's mind, but why was he so uncomfortable?
"I don't have to provoke Li Xiaobai, but I want to know the truth." The Jade Emperor said solemnly, "Hai Tianzun, since you and Li Xiaobai don't deal with each other, I guess he won't rescue you. I can't do anything to Li Xiaobai, and..."
Doumu Yuanjun, Queen Mother and others all stood up and showed their magic weapons.
Li Hailong's pressure increased sharply.
The little fairy next to him was pale and trembling.
Just at this time.
Li Xiaobai's second wave of love benefits came, and the Jade Emperor's gloomy face suddenly turned soft. He frowned slightly: "Haitianzun, don't panic. Speaking of which, we are just a group, why did we start an internal strife for no reason. Although Wu Tianzun It was a bit of a joke, but in the end he didn't hurt anyone, it was like he was playing a joke on all living beings..."
"What your Majesty said is true." Li Hailong said, "However, I still lied to you. Li Xiaobai actually did not plot against me..."
…
Pantaoyuan.
Sun Wukong suddenly let go of the purple-clothed fairy in his arms: "You..."
"Great Sage, I..." The purple-clothed fairy panicked and knelt on the ground, her face turned pale, "I just told you nonsense, I really admire the Great Sage..."
"Xiao Bai's magical power really shines through people's hearts!" Sun Wukong smiled bitterly, "I finally understand why I have never been able to understand the path of love. It is so difficult to seek pure and selfless love."
"Great Sage." The purple-clothed fairy had tears in her eyes.
"Get up, I don't blame you." Sun Wukong glanced at her and said, "Our time together is still too short. Now that we have talked about it and there is no grudge in our hearts, maybe we can really love each other and finally understand the great way... ...Azi, why are you crying? Get up quickly. If you are selfless, everyone will be a Buddha."
The fairy in purple lowered her head shyly, gently held Sun Wukong's arm, and said softly: "Great Sage, since we said we want to love each other, let's try to open our hearts and accept each other from now on!"
…
Tianhe.
Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan looked at each other.
Gao Cuilan sighed: "Master's magical powers are hard to guard against!"
Zhu Bajie chuckled and said: "Since it is impossible to guard against it, how can we prevent it from doing anything? Dancing Tianzun left and right will not harm us. Cuilan, you have never been to Heaven, let me take you to visit Tianhe!"
…
Yunluo Palace.
Lu Ren recalled what he had just said, and a thin layer of sweat broke out from his forehead: "Xiao Xing, I..."
The apricot tree spirit looked at Lu Ren resentfully, put a finger between his lips, and said, "Stop talking, I understand, Wu Tianzun is here to help you realize the Tao. Lu Ren, it's about what I just said, please Don’t tell Wu Tianzun, I don’t want him to punish me.”
Lu Ren looked at the apricot tree spirit and said bitterly: "No, I'm afraid of getting hurt if I fall in love with you, so how could I possibly harm you!"
The apricot tree spirit looked at Lu Ren with a rather complicated expression: "Lu Ren, you are a good person!"
"Good person!" Lu Ren was stunned for a moment, and when he was about to speak, he suddenly squatted down, with a look of guilt on his face, "No, I am not a good person, I am the culprit of the disaster in this world, I should apologize to everyone... …”
…
Sha Monk said: "Since you don't like me and I don't like you, it's better to separate here and find freedom."
The White Bone Demon sneered: "Since we want to find freedom? Why did you hug me just now?"
Sha Monk Qiqi Aai: "Xiao Gu, I was just influenced by Wu Tianzun's magical power. Do you really think that I have love for you in my heart... Yes, Xiao Gu, I do..."
…
In heaven.
The interval between skills is only over fifty seconds.
However, more than fifty seconds of free time still caused many embarrassing experiences for many people.
But in the mortal world, they are actually separated by a day.
As a result, the world is full of chaos.
The love that the tengu worked so hard for was wiped out in the moment of confession.
Some powerful families became so angry that they used force to drive the Tengu out of their homes. The weaker ones found that the woman who was always obedient to them actually had another face hidden in them. The woman struggled to stay, and decided to leave her lover to find a new relationship...
after all.
Every tengu needs the kiss of true love to transform back into a human body. Being next to a woman who is doomed to be false and false, his life can only be wasted.
Just three minutes.
Countless people in the mortal world died on the spot, breaking up countless pairs of hypocritical mandarin ducks.
There are many lonely and helpless single dogs on the streets of the city.
They know that this is Wu Tianzun's magical power, but they don't blame him. On the contrary, they are full of gratitude to him. If it weren't for Wu Tianzun's identification skills, who knows how much time they would have wasted. Most Tengu even think that this is Wu Tianzun is warning him...
…
Laojun is worthy of being Laojun.
After Li Xiaobai's skills exposed his plan to find love, he soon understood the purpose of finding love.
Just like using lies to verify lies, what you get in the end must be lies. Realizing that this road will not work, Laojun decisively used his identity as Taoist ancestor to comfort the injured family, and quickly returned to heaven to find out what happened?
Wu Tianzun used such a large-scale magical power for no reason, there must be something fishy in it?
Tathagata was also alert, but he did not go to Li Xiaobai. He was already afraid of Wu Tianzun and would rather find love in the world than confront him!
Most Xingjun did not have the vigilance of Laojun and Tathagata. They just thought that Wu Tianzun had habitual convulsions again. They reluctantly accepted the embarrassing result and reinvested in the management of their feelings.
but.
At the same time the next day, a similar incident happened again, and no one thought so.
One after another, the star kings thought for a moment, gave up on the relationships they were working on, and rushed to heaven.
Do they want to know what happened up there?
Is it possible that someone is provoking Wu Tianzun without opening their eyes again?
The third day.
The same thing happened at the same time, and people in the mortal world began to get used to a fixed time.
But the heavenly soldiers and generals and the fairies who turned into dogs realized that something was wrong, and one after another they left the human world and returned to heaven through the clouds.
As a result, a strange scene of ten thousand dogs rising into the sky was staged in the human world...
at the same time.
The people in Lingshan also realized something was wrong, and despite the embarrassment of making the world full of love, they gathered the most important leaders in Lingshan and rushed to heaven.
After completing the study, Wu Tianzun abnormally began to use his magical powers one after another, indicating that something was wrong.
…
Li Mu is a persistent person.
When he decides to do something, he must do it to the extreme.
Such as now.
He said that if you want to spend a day cultivating feelings for the experience-learning team, you must do it for the entire day.
Unless there is a reminder that the task is successful, you will never give up halfway.
As for the impact that everything he did would have on the entire world, Li Mu didn't care.
One day in heaven and one year on earth.
He is doing so much in heaven, but for people living in the mortal world, it is just three more minutes of free love every day.
For example, sounding the air raid siren or turning off the lights for an hour will not have much impact on life. Maybe some people spent these three minutes in their sleep.
Moreover, filling the world with love will not cause destruction. On the contrary, if there are too many deaths in society, there may really be no lies in the world.
This might be a good thing for the entire human world.
As for the immortals and gods in heaven who are reluctant to leave and enter the state of ghosts and beasts, there is no need to care about their thoughts. Who makes his fist big?
Li Mu observed the Tengu returning one after another.
However, the place he chose was secluded, and as long as the clairvoyant ears didn't take the initiative to reveal his location, he didn't have to worry about anyone disturbing him.
As for the reaction of the gods in heaven?
I can't even find the direction for my mission, so I can't even care about them!
…
Li Mu's guess was good.
Continuous use makes the world full of love. After confession and guilt, the love of the learning team moves forward rapidly.
after all.
The journey of learning is not in vain.
Singing one MV after another, walking down one mountain after another, no matter how dull your personality is, you will all have many common experiences.
Selfishness and petty considerations are eliminated, and all that is left are good things and memories.
Unfortunately, three minutes is too short. Lovers who love each other are alone in a secluded palace and want to do something meaningful for two people. They will always be interrupted when the three minutes expires, which is really disappointing.
…
The only problem was with Li Hailong.
Within fifty seconds of withdrawing from the skill of "filling the world with love", he finally came up with an excuse to appease the Jade Emperor.
The next second.
Re-entering the skill eliminated the reason I just made up.
…
"...I didn't fall into Li Xiaobai's plot at all. I just lied to you in order to survive."
"Hai Tianzun, I don't mind!"
…
"Your Majesty, I am yours! Our common enemy is Li Xiaobai. He harmed the Three Realms and also harmed me. I was turned into a dog by him and I haven't changed back yet!"
"Do you think I am a three-year-old child?"
"...Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I never regarded Li Xiaobai as an enemy."
…
"Jade Emperor, do you really dare to attack me? You can't offend Li Xiaobai, how can you afford to offend me?"
"...Your Majesty, I lied to you again. Apart from my mouth, my magic power is equivalent to that of an ordinary immortal. Otherwise, I would not have tried my best to come to heaven to eat so many peaches and golden elixirs."
…
Repeatedly.
Li Hailong was going crazy.
Under the influence of Dihua, no matter what reason he makes up, the Jade Emperor will believe it.
It may be that he is worried about Li Xiaobai, or wants to get more information. The Jade Emperor will not attack him easily, and will easily get over it in more than fifty seconds.
However, after entering the skill, he actively confessed, and after the skill was released, he made up the reasons again. Various contradictory statements led to the effect of Dihua becoming worse and worse, or developing in an increasingly bad direction.
Looking at the bloodshot eyes of the Jade Emperor, his eyes became colder and colder, and the murderous aura gradually exuded from the people around him.
Li Hailong felt that he couldn't hold on any longer.
The most important thing is that there are more and more people in Lingxiao Hall. Taishang Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin and others are arriving one after another, and he can't even escape.
Not to mention that he is in the state of a dog now, even if he returns to the demon hero himself, with so many big guys around him, more than fifty seconds is enough for him to die eight hundred times!
In such a situation, there is no chance to ask for a kiss from the fairy next to him.
Moreover, as the number of times he repeated it increased, the fairy who was originally full of love for him, after withdrawing from the skill of "making the world full of love", looked at him more and more wrongly, like looking at a scumbag. I can no longer feel the tenderness and sweetness I once had, and I guess even if she kissed him, I wouldn't be able to change his human form.
Damn Murphy's Law!
Damn Li Xiaobai!
These are the two words that pop up in Li Hailong's mind the most. He has a feeling that Li Xiaobai cannot complete the task yet, and he will most likely die in this world.
…
It was not only Li Hailong who suffered, but also the Jade Emperor, Lao Jun and others.
The moment the skill was switched, the Jade Emperor felt like a fool who kept being deceived by the hateful dog in front of him, but he still fell for it every time.
And when he smoothed out the thoughts in his mind, found the most correct answer, reacted, and made up his mind to kill the hateful dog in front of him, Li Xiaobai's damn magical power appeared and made him give up his thoughts again. Next A new round of deception will begin...
Hard to guard against.
If Li Hailong hadn't revealed some key information every time, allowing him to understand Li Xiaobai and others better and better, the Jade Emperor would have had the urge to escape from heaven.
It was simply the stupidest decision for him to stay in Heaven because of his obsession.
but.
The arrival of Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, Maitreya Buddha and others made the Jade Emperor's anxious state of mind ease a lot. At least at this time, he was not the only fool in the world...
"...Laojun, turning into a dog does require the kiss of true love to release it. But I have never heard of the great road of love."
"His dog-changing technique can only be used on single people, not couples."
"Li Xiaobai's magic power is about the same as mine. Even if it is higher than mine, it's not much higher!"
"Your Majesty, Li Xiaobai and I really don't get along. Ever since I entered this world, I have been busy with my own affairs..."
…
A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.
With more and more big guys around, Li Hailong's pressure doubled, and he began to reveal Li Xiaobai's details little by little, in exchange for his chance to survive, and to wait for an opportunity to close the distance between him and the big guys in the world of Journey to the West.
As for the rest, just leave it to Li Xiaobai.
According to Murphy's Law, going against Li Xiaobai is the best way to complete the task.
certainly.
Li Hailong adhered to the bottom line of Dream Realizer and never exposed the existence of his clients.
I don’t say it when I’m sober.
When he wanted to fill the world with love, he knew that speaking out would endanger the lives of his clients, so naturally he would not speak out.
With Dihua skills, Li Xiaobai attracted all the ridicule, and his customers were naturally ignored by the big guys in heaven.