Chapter 1033 Humans Are Worse than Dogs

Think again and again.

Tathagata agreed to Li Mu's plan.

For him, this was indeed the best arrangement, which not only preserved his prestige but also preserved the reputation of Buddhism.

Nowadays, whether the fourth wall is real or not is not that important anymore.

When Li Xiaobai's magical power cannot be cracked, the fourth wall can only be true, and what is false must also be true.

Tathagata believes that the immortals and gods who were turned into dogs by Li Xiaobai must also think so.

Before leaving.

Tathagata asked Li Xiaobai to change his image into a powerful and tall great white bear dog.

If you look around the world, you will understand that it is easier for a cute teddy to get a kiss from true love.

What he needs to worry about is his own image.

After turning into a dog, the golden bodies enshrined in the temple will change at the same time. The believers still need to take care of their emotions...

He firmly believes that even if he turns into a Great Pyrenees, he can still get the kiss of true love as quickly as possible and regain his position as Buddha.

…

After dealing with Tathagata, Li Mu returned to Wuzhuang Temple.

Sun Wukong had already exited the MV. At this time, he was sitting on a chair in a daze holding the golden hoop, looking lonely and desolate.

Seeing Li Xiaobai return, he raised his eyelids but said nothing.

Li Mu asked: "Senior brother, do you blame me for using the MV magical power on you?"

"The Patriarch is real, right?" Sun Wukong subconsciously clenched the golden cudgel, looked at Li Mu with a somewhat complicated look, and whispered, "He knows all the details of my learning, and his voice, appearance, and smile are exactly the same as the Patriarch... …”

"He is Tathagata." Li Mu interrupted him, "Brother, I have low magic power and no piercing eyes, but I have a special magical power. Around me, all transformation techniques will deform, and no one can escape. The secret of heaven has not been blocked. Before, Tathagata knew five thousand years before and five thousand years later, so it is not difficult to pretend to be the Patriarch..."

"I can feel his kindness, and he has the aura of Master." Sun Wukong held the golden cudgel tighter, and blinked his eyes, as if to see through Li Mu, "Your magical power is incompatible with Master. . The Patriarch's character cannot be taught to a disciple like you. Let alone any illegitimate children."

"Senior brother, people will change." Li Mu shook his head, "At different heights, seeing a wider landscape, your mentality and personality will change unconsciously."

"Don't call me senior brother." Sun Wukong said.

"Senior brother, have I ever harmed you?" Li Mu sighed, with a trace of sadness in his eyes.

"..." Sun Wukong was stunned.

"Brother, if Tathagata is the true Bodhi, why did he use his false body to deceive you? What is his purpose?" Li Mu asked.

Sun Wukong was silent.

"Senior brother, I thought I didn't need to explain before, but now, there is a rift between you and me, and Tathagata's purpose has finally been achieved." Li Mu looked at Sun Wukong, his tall body stooped for an instant, and his tears Tearing out from his eyes, "Senior Brother, I have done so much for you, and yet you doubt me because of an outsider!... You don't know anything, you don't know what I'm carrying, you don't know what kind of situation the Patriarch is in now. Environment? You don’t know anything..."

"I..." Sun Wukong looked at Li Xiaobai who suddenly burst into tears, and suddenly panicked, "Junior brother, please don't cry, it's the senior brother who was wrong. Tell the senior brother, has something happened to the old master?"

Turned into a dog! Li Mu wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, clasped his fists towards Wukong, and forced a smile: "I'm sorry, senior brother, Xiaobai lost his composure."

"Junior brother, tell me, has something happened to the Patriarch?" Sun Wukong asked eagerly.

"Don't ask, senior brother, the ancestor won't tell you." Li Mu looked at Sun Wukong and said sternly, "When you cultivate the road of love, you will know everything. The meaning of my existence is to do everything possible to let you gain something. When it comes to love, you still have to walk the road yourself..."

"..." Sun Wukong was silent for a moment, then clasped his fists and saluted Li Mu, "Junior brother, Sun understands."

"Do you really understand?" Li Mu asked.

"I understand." Sun Wukong said, "Only by being firm in the Taoist mind can we achieve success. Whether it is the true Tathagata or the false Bodhi, it is all external demons that affect my Taoist mind."

"Now that senior brother understands, please clean up the matter. Let's restart the journey and complete the rest of the journey." Li Mu said.

"Tathagata has turned into a dog, we still need to learn from it?" Sun Wukong was stunned.

"You must finish the road you should take." Li Mu said, "Brother, this is the arrangement of the ancestor."

The Patriarch's arrangement blocked Sun Wukong's mouth. He scratched his head and said, "Old Sun understands."

"Senior brother, in order to prevent you from using force, I used Mv's magical power on you before. You won't blame me, right?" Li Mu asked.

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and said: "No. I might have complained about you before, but I won't stop if I think about it. It just allowed me to experience some new magical powers created by the ancestor. It becomes a world of its own with the wave of my hand, and it can turn people around." Confined in a separate space, the Patriarch’s Way of Love is indeed powerful.”

Li Mu glanced at Sun Wukong and said: "In order to help senior brother understand the avenue of love, I may have to use some tricks on senior brother in the future. Senior brother, you don't mind either, right?"

Thinking of his junior brother's methods, Sun Wukong's mouth twitched violently a few times, and he said bravely: "No, junior brother is also doing it for my own good. As long as he doesn't turn me into a dog."

"Whether you use means or not depends on whether senior brother works hard." Li Muxiao glanced at Sun Wukong, "You know, I can't live up to the expectations of the ancestor."

…

After getting Sun Wukong back on track and resting for another night, Li Mu informed the scripture-seeking team to bid farewell to Immortal Zhenyuan and set out on the journey to seek scriptures again.

When Li Xiaobai bid farewell, Master Zhenyuan burst into tears on the spot and wished he could dance to the song "Good Days" on the spot.

It’s not easy!

He had saved up the fruits for ten thousand years, but Li Xiaobai had only been here for two or three months, and everything was ruined by him. There were only a few left on the tree, and Li Xiaobai designated them as prizes for holding hands until the end of the blind date conference.

If you can no longer be the master of your own tree and its own fruit, is that something humans do?

There is also the big blind date stage of Lao Shizi, and there are all kinds of romantic movies shown all day long, with people and dogs, fairies and ghosts, which makes him confused. The Taoist temple is not a Taoist temple, so why not change its name to the Red Mansion!

The most important point is that if Li Xiaobai stays here for a day, everyone will only ask Li Xiaobai for instructions when something happens. Even his own disciples will hang around Li Xiaobai every day...

The dignified owner of Wuzhuang Temple, the ancestor of the earthly immortals, behaves like a follower all day long, not to mention how useless he is!

Hurry up and go and cause trouble to others!

Leave him a pure Taoist temple so that he can calm down and comprehend the avenue of love, and strive to break through the fourth wall as soon as possible, enter a higher world, and end this oppressive life...

…

Li Xiaobai was about to leave Wuzhuang Temple, and the gods and gods who turned into dogs suddenly panicked.

After watching for more than a month, kissing and touching, there was no progress. The fairies and goblins who chose them were obviously starting to perfunctory.

When Li Xiaobai leaves, what should they do? Should they follow him or not?

Does true love's kiss exist?

You have to give me an explanation, right?

…

"Tianzun, stay." Taibai Jinxing was recommended as a representative by the dogs and stopped Li Mu who was about to board the ship.

"Jinxing, are you okay?" Li Xiaobai looked at the silky terrier in front of him and asked with a smile.

"Tianzun, more than a month has passed since the blind date conference, but there is no clue about true love's kiss. Please give me some advice." Silky-haired Terrier said respectfully.

"Venus, everyone's idea of ​​love is different. It all depends on personal understanding." Li Mu looked at the Silky Dog in front of him who was seriously discussing love with him and said, "Fate has arrived, just like in "Roman Holiday", You can gain true love in one day; if you don't have the right fate, it will be like the previous one, and the relationship will probably be entangled for decades."

Decades?

Behind the Taibai Venus, dozens of dogs suddenly fell into a commotion.

cough!

Li Mu coughed lightly.

The scene fell silent.

Li Mu looked at the group of dogs and continued: "There is another possibility, that is, you failed to meet the person who made you unable to extricate yourself, and you were utilitarian and did not seriously invest in this relationship." He looked at Xiang Taibai Jinxing turned into a silky terrier, "Venus, where is your lover?"

Taibai Jinxing looked back, and a fairy in green clothes slowly walked out, standing cautiously next to Taibai Jinxing, and cast an envious look at Tang Monk and his disciples who had boarded the boat.

"Fairy, do you love Taibai Jinxing?" Li Mu asked.

The green fairy was stunned for a moment and nodded timidly.

"Do you know what his usual preferences are?" Li Mu asked again, "For example, what color does he like? What kind of tea does he like to drink? Is his food taste light or heavy?"

The green fairy was stunned and shook her head.

Li Mu smiled: "Yes, you don't know, because you don't dare to ask at all, because in your heart, even if he turns into a dog, he is still the supreme Taibai Venus. You feel that you can't reach it, and you are in awe. How can it be possible for a heart to produce love?”

The green fairy was stunned.

"Vice versa." Li Mu looked at Taibaijinxing and said, "Taibaijinxing, you have watched many movies, but you have never taken the initiative to care about the fairy beside you, right? Have you never done anything for Tang Monk like the Queen of Xiliang?" Do you dare to fight with a group of goblins without caring about your own life? He is not like the Scorpion Spirit who dares to love and hate. If he holds Ao Lie's hand, he will do it to show the world without hesitation. He is also not like Marshal Tianpeng, who will die when he meets the person he likes. Stalking and fighting will not give up until the goal is achieved..."

On the boat.

The Queen of Xiliang proudly held Tang Seng's arm, Scorpion stood upright beside Xiao Bailong, Zhu Bajie gave Gao Cuilan an ugly smile...

Sun Wukong glanced at the purple-clothed fairy beside him, remained silent for a moment, and tentatively stretched out his hand to her. The purple-clothed fairy stretched out her hand happily...

…

"Wuzhuang Temple is so big, you have never even taken a walk together, and you have never cuddled together to watch the sunset!" Li Mu said, "You have done nothing, you have not tried anything, but you came to ask me how to get true love. Kiss, isn’t it ridiculous?”

The fairy in green looked at the silky stalk next to her and frowned slightly.

The Silky Terrier was speechless and speechless.

Li Mu looked around at everyone and said: "This is the crux of your problem. If you want to crack the magical power in your body and understand the true path of love, you must first forget your identity, go into business, and truly invest in this relationship. Maybe in the end There will be a harvest. If you can't let go of people you know well, you don't need to be limited to the person you choose at the blind date meeting. You can treat yourself as an ordinary dog, go to the human world, go to the mountains, remain anonymous, and find a true love. The love that belongs to you.”

Treating himself as an ordinary dog, the immortals and gods looked at each other and were all stunned.

"This is just one of the plans. It's up to you to make your own decision." Li Mu smiled, "Jinxing, dear Xingjuns, I would like to give you one last word. Every dog ​​has its own characteristics. It's very important to bring out your strengths." It's easy to find true love. Of course, the premise is that you don't treat yourself as a human being... That's it for now. It's useless to say more. Please take it seriously. Lao Sha, let's sail."

Leaving behind a group of dogs who were confused about love, Li Mu's boat set off again and embarked on the westward journey again.

Different from before, there are now pairs on the boat, and it is no longer the embarrassing scene of several big men guarding Gao Cuilan.

and.

Tang Seng and others were taught by Li Mul'er. Each has his or her own character. Their love progress is much faster than that of Taibai Jinxing and other gods who turned into dogs.

The most important point is that they have seen the difficulty of finding love after turning into dogs, and they cherish the opportunity that Li Xiaobai gave them to be human beings.

…

The moment when Li Xiaobai's boat sailed out from Wuzhuang Temple.

In the sky and on earth, all the gods and monsters who were paying attention to Wu Tianzun immediately took action, paying attention to Li Xiaobai's itinerary, entering their respective roles, and waiting for the visitor to come.

After conquering all the gods and monsters in one go, and having no worries anymore, the rest of the journey to the west really became a fun trip, full of laughter and laughter along the way.

Inspired by Li Xiaobai's illustrious reputation and the path of love, all kinds of evil and ugliness were hidden for a while.

There is peace and nature within the three realms.

certainly.

It's not really peaceful either.

Hundreds of thousands of heavenly dogs rushed into the human world. Since they had no experience in love, they went straight to their goals as soon as they entered the human world. They spoke human words and went around looking for girls and wives, causing great panic in the human world.

In order to stabilize the people's hearts, the Taoist priests who subdued the demons and the imperial army had to launch a vigorous dog eradication campaign, so that ordinary dogs in the world suffered unparalleled disasters.

The underworld is overrun with dogs.

But as Wu Tianzun said, without the kiss of true love, even if they enter the underworld, they cannot get rid of the image of a dog, and the six reincarnations cannot redefine their reincarnation path.

As a last resort.

In order to survive, the remaining Tengu had to reveal their identities and spread the news about Wu Tianzun and the fourth wall.

The gods who turned into dogs in the temple also add support to the legend of Wu Tianzun.

And when it came out that Tathagata Buddha from Lingshan died as a martyr and was willing to turn into a dog and come to the human world to find true love.

Wu Tianzun's reputation in the Three Realms suddenly surpassed everyone else, and the Avenue of Love became the main theme of Journey to the West.

The method of practice, which is not limited to the basics and relies solely on understanding, has become the favorite of every aspiring person.

With Wu Tianzun as an example, everyone wants to reach the sky in one step and become the lucky person who understands the path of love.

Wherever there is a human voice, there is a cry of wooing. The treatment of the lost Tengu has changed overnight, and they have become the meat and potatoes pursued by mortal women.

Women, young or old, are proud to find a talking dog.

Their idea is very simple. Even if they don't realize enlightenment, if they help the gods in the sky with the kiss of true love, maybe the whole family will be able to ascend to heaven.

Why not take advantage of such a good thing that can be encountered but not sought for?

Among the many dogs, those with the same breed as the golden statues in the temple are the most popular. Since they have all chosen dogs, who among the heavenly soldiers and generals will be more attractive to a high-ranking god...

For the sake of fame and fortune, who cares whether the dogs look good or not?

then.

In order to find love more easily, dogs of the same breed began to pretend to be immortals.

Often in a prosperous county town, the talking Silky Terrier will say that he is Taibai Jinxing, and all Sharpees are Mu Zha...

Even if you turn into a dog, your magic power is locked up. As long as you can turn back into a human, who can control who?

If the law does not punish everyone, the worst thing that can happen is that after becoming a human being, they will just refuse to acknowledge it.

Mortals, with their naked eyes, cannot distinguish the real Star Lords. Those Star Lords in heaven who entered the mortal world to find love suddenly lost their advantage, and were furious but had no choice but to do anything!

Even more miserable than them are the mortal men. When the legend of true love's kiss appears, their status drops sharply, as if the whole world has suddenly entered an era where humans are inferior to dogs...