Chapter 1024 Love at First Sight Blind Date Conference

Previously, there were various signs that Li Xiaobai was planning for Buddhism, as if he wanted to use his own power to destroy Lingshan, or to establish a new Taoism in Buddhism.

Lingshan's countermeasures have also been aimed at this aspect.

They looked for Li Xiaobai's weaknesses everywhere, trying to regain the initiative, and were even ready to use some power to drag Li Xiaobai to Buddhism.

As a result, Li Xiaobai turned around and picked Tianting after a disagreement, which immediately made all Buddhism's plans come to nothing.

If one person is fighting against heaven, having a weakness is no longer a weakness.

As for winning over Li Xiaobai, how to win over such a tough guy?

If he wants something, won't he take it himself?

If Li Xiaobai hadn't taken the initiative to destroy Lingshan, they would have burned the incense...

The main hall was as silent as death.

"World Honored One, what should we do?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked, "Li Xiaobai spreads the avenue of love in the three realms, and thereby finds a way to break the fourth wall. Perhaps this is his real purpose. From beginning to end, Buddhism is just his pawn. .”

"Why didn't he come to Lingshan to explain the matter in person?" Tathagata frowned.

"The consequences will be the same if we come to Lingshan." Manjushri Bodhisattva said, "At that time, if Li Xiaobai comes to Lingshan and shows his magical power, we will be the unlucky ones."

"..." Everyone was silent again. Although they were unwilling to admit it, what Manjushri Bodhisattva said was the truth.

"Dear lords, why did Li Xiaobai specifically choose Tang Monk and others? Who is the patriarch mentioned by him and Sun Wukong?" Tathagata asked, "If you think about it carefully, the so-called fourth wall is just Li Xiaobai's words, and there are many doubts in it. ,Confusing."

After pondering for a moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly raised his head and asked tentatively: "World Honored One, is the Patriarch mentioned by Sun Wukong the Patriarch of Bodhi?"

"Did Guanyin Venerable think too much?" Manjushri Bodhisattva asked.

When the Lingming Stone Monkey was born, the Tathagata made plans in advance, transformed into the Bodhi Patriarch, passed on Sun Wukong's Taoism and magical powers, and gradually calculated him into the position of the Buddhist protector.

This was a secret thing. Perhaps Lao Jun saw it and so did the Jade Emperor.

But Buddhism was on the rise, and they had no intention of competing with Buddhism for the spiritual stone monkey. They followed the trend and became good people. At most, when Sun Wukong made trouble, they sent Tathagata to suppress him, which was a warning to Buddhism.

Patriarch Bodhi is just a link in the Buddhist structure. After this identity is used, it disappears from heaven and earth. Li Xiaobai has great supernatural powers, and it is meaningless to apply his identity.

Guanyin Bodhisattva continued: "World Honored One, Venerable Manjusri, I am not overthinking it. Everything Li Xiaobai did always revolved around Tang Monk and the others. He first pretended to be Lingshan Buddha, leading Tang Monk to deviate from the arrangements of Buddhism. He used the identity of Bodhi Patriarch to seduce him. There is nothing wrong with Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong is unruly. How could he have obeyed Li Xiaobai without bringing up Patriarch Bodhi? Perhaps, starting from this point, we can figure out Li Xiaobai’s true purpose so as not to fall into a deeper trap."

She paused and looked around the crowd, "World Honored One, distinguished venerables, if we, like Tianting and others, learn from Li Xiaobai to understand the way of love, Buddhism will disappear and we have to guard against it."

"What Venerable Guanyin said is very reasonable." Tathagata said with his head.

This is what worries him, heaven is different from Buddhism.

The gods in heaven go to the mortal world to find love. Even if they fall into Li Xiaobai's trap in the end, it will not affect their practice. It can be regarded as a journey of heart training.

But Buddhism is different. Their teachings run counter to Li Xiaobai.

It’s just that you can realize the Tao. If it is a scam, the foundation built by Buddhism for thousands of years will be destroyed in one day. If you want to rebuild it, it will not be much easier than breaking the fourth wall.

"Several venerables, please take Kassapa, Lingji and other Bodhisattvas who have been tricked by Li Xiaobai to Wuzhuang Temple to observe the blind date meeting, show your favor to Li Xiaobai, and understand everything about him from the front." Tathagata Buddha ordered, "I will re- Transform into Bodhi and search for Sun Wukong to see if you can learn some unknown truth from him."

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The seventh day of July.

The blind date conference was officially held.

Over the Wuzhuang Temple, there are thousands of glowing lights and thousands of auspicious colors, cranes, luan and phoenixes flying in the sky, and red-bearded golden dragons circling around the pillars.

The stage made of wood is suspended in the air, and the magpie bridge connects the sky and the ground.

There are auspicious clouds above the stage.

The Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Kings, the Five Elders from the Five Directions, the Immortals from the Ten Continents and Three Islands, the Five Star Lords, the Immortals from the Sea and Mountains, the Netherworld Cult Leaders, the Bodhisattva Arhats from the West, etc. all sat on the auspicious clouds, with delicacies placed in front of them. There are fairies walking through it, serving...

In the middle of the stage, Tang Monk and his disciples, Lu Ren, the disciples of Wuzhuangguan, Jiuyao Xingjun, Taibai Jinxing, Muzha, Black Bear Jing, etc., some people or dogs, stood there, looking at the big bosses in the sky and the earth, looking a little nervous. Even though Li Mu had told them the process in advance, it still took a lot of courage to go on a blind date in front of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

Under the gaze of everyone, several people just stood still.

suddenly.

The sound of music falls from the sky.

Suddenly a microphone appeared in front of Tang Seng, who was dressed in cassock, and he held a guitar in his arms.

Later, Sun Wukong picked up the bass, Zhu Bajie had a keyboard in front of him, and Monk Sha had a drum set in front of him.

A complete band formed instantly.

Under the concrete control of MV, Tang Seng waved the strings of his guitar: "In the happy country of love, you are my only one, the only one I love is you, the one I really love is you..."

The moment the song started.

The disciples of Wuzhuangguan, Jiuyao Xingjun and other dogs who were not selected for the MV breathed a sigh of relief at the same time and faded away, leaving the stage to the Buddhist group.

Off stage.

Li Mu was also relieved.

The concrete songs in the MV appear according to his wishes.

Random songs, random numbers.

He was thinking of love songs just now, so it was quite appropriate to have "The One I Love" as the opening song.

Li Mu was even ready for Tang Seng and his disciples to sing "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond" on the stage. Fortunately, the MV finally gave a strong performance and did not embarrass Tang Seng at the beginning, but also acted cool.

…

Above the clouds.

The three bosses, Taishang Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, and Lingbao Tianzun, looked stern at the same time.

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "There is no trace of spell casting, it is not a spell in the Three Realms."

Lingbao Tianzun glanced at Li Xiaobai in the audience and said: "Look at the songs of love and love. Li Xiaobai's magical powers are inseparable from love. It is groundless. I think Li Xiaobai's magical powers should be There are other profound meanings, and perhaps we can understand certain truths from them.

Listen to the lyrics, in the pure world of love, you are my only one. Perhaps, if you want to understand the avenue of love, you need to build a pure world first..."

Yuanshi Tianzun frowned slightly: "Let's continue reading."

Perhaps due to the influence of Lingbao Tianzun, when he looked at the stage again, Yuanshi Tianzun's expression was much more cautious.

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Lingshan viewing group.

Looking at Tang Monk who was singing heartily on the stage, Guanyin Bodhisattva secretly sighed. If the blind date meeting is successful, Jin Chanzi will be completely ruined.

Li Xiaobai is really not a good person.

…

The immortals and gods each have their own thoughts.

And on the other side of the stage.

The White Bone Demon, the Mouse Demon, and the Queen of Xiliang were all the women waiting for a blind date. They looked at the stage with wide eyes and glanced at several people in the band.

The Queen of Xiliang's eyes flashed with beauty as she murmured: "I will live up to the Tathagata and live up to you. Elder Tang is indeed as legendary as he is, passionate and handsome. Marry him and you will have no regrets in this life."

"Tang Seng is mine, you don't want to have any ideas about him." The Scorpion Spirit glared at the Queen of Xiliang, "You are just a mortal. Marrying Tang Seng is a waste of his innate essence. You should find another partner as soon as possible. I think that The pot-bellied Zhu Wu is quite suitable for you."

"Sister, Wu Tianzun said that you are free to fall in love, and everyone can rely on their own abilities. Once the hand-in-hand is successful, outsiders are not allowed to interfere. Do you dare to disobey Wu Tianzun's order?" The Queen of Xiliang was not willing to show weakness and tit for tat.

"Huh, everyone depends on their abilities. There is a fairy from Yaochi over there. I don't believe that Tang Monk can like you." The name of the person and the shadow of the tree. The Queen of Xiliang moved out Li Xiaobai. The scorpion spirit was immediately frightened. Although she used Even though Tathagata was stung by the horse poison, she really didn't dare to offend Li Xiaobai. What's more, with the Three Pure Ones, Four Imperial Masters, and Immortal Zhenyuan watching from the side, she didn't dare to do anything evil.

"Don't argue anymore. Tang Monk is mine. My adoptive father is Li Jing, the king of pagodas. My adopted brother is the great god of the Three Tanhai Association. Why do you argue with me?" The golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit looked at everyone with disdain. "I think back then, if I hadn't bravely taken the first step, you monsters would still be watching from hundreds of miles away? How could you have the opportunity to participate in the blind date conference? Tang Seng should be given to me, both emotionally and rationally. "

The White Bone Spirit timidly shrank her neck and withdrew her gaze from Tang Seng. She had low magic power and no backstage. She was crowded among a group of gods and monsters, and she felt quite inferior. Not only Tang Seng, but also the heavenly officials who were turned into dogs by Tian Zun. He may not choose her, and I don’t know why Wu Tianzun fell in love with her, so he specially placed an invitation for her...

Not to mention the jealousy among the banshees and fairies, they turned their attention back to the stage.

At this moment, the MV is coming to an end.

Amidst the lingering sound, Tang Seng and others exited the MV for "The One I Love".

Sun Wukong and others who played the band in the back were fine. They were just savoring the novel feeling of being controlled by the MV. However, Tang Seng, who had been the lead singer for a time, remembered the lyrics just now, his face became a little hot, he clasped his hands and made a Buddhist salute to the audience, and then He hurried back to his place.

Sun Wukong and others returned to their respective positions.

Behind the stage, there are cubicles where they are located. On the stage, numbers and their names are marked.

Tang Seng and his disciples occupied the C position.

Lu Ren also occupied a position, and his face was hot. He had never thought that one day he would participate in If You Are the One in the world of Journey to the West. He was so embarrassed!

At the beginning, when he made the wish, he didn't include himself, so why did he get himself involved?

Now that things have happened, there is no turning back for him. The Dream Master's methods are too unreasonable, so let's just go on a blind date. It is much better than turning into a dog.

In the remaining cubicles, various dog heads popped out.

The Silky Terrier turned into a Taibai Venus;

Watching the clear breeze and bright moon in Wuzhuang, the Brake and the Komondor are transformed;

Jiuyao Xingjun has become a Dachshund, Yorkshire Terrier, Labrador, etc.;

There are also wooden dogs over there who have turned into Sharpi, black bear spirits have turned into Tibetan mastiffs, Lingji Bodhisattva has turned into German shepherds, and the dogs compete in different forms.

Among the dogs, the Buddhist scripture-seeking team stood out. Even the fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie looked so brave and handsome compared to the dogs.

Jiuyao Xingjun and others were forcibly arranged by Li Mu, and only with competition can they be motivated.

The only people standing on the stage were the Buddhist scripture learning team, which was too eye-catching. If the master and disciples stepped aside humbly on the stage, the scene would be ugly. Therefore, it was necessary to add a few more opponents for them.

certainly.

Li Mu did not arrange for the Third Prince of Nezha, the Erlang God Yang Jian, and the Heavenly Master and Heavenly Official in Heaven. These guys were handsome and well-known in heaven and earth. They were chosen blindly, which delayed the mission, which made Li Mu even more uncomfortable.

However, on this embarrassing stage, no one is willing to go on stage to draft unless they have great perseverance or have no choice but to do so.

Jiuyao Xingjun, Taibai Jinxing and others who turned into dogs were either desperate or had a special mission. They stood on the stage one by one, feeling like they were sitting on pins and needles.

Li Mucai didn't care about that much. He had never seen any big scenes. He was proud of the world, stabbing the chrysanthemums all the way. In the world of wind and cloud, the world would be full of demons dancing wildly; in the world of Zhu Xian, all the heroes would piss in the empty mulberry mountains...

The scene in front of me was like drizzle, and it couldn't be more serious.

The moment the MV ended, he had already jumped onto the middle of the stage and said freely: "Everyone, welcome to the first "Love at First Sight" blind date conference in the Three Realms. This conference is nominated by the Jade Emperor, and the venue is provided by Wuzhuang Guan Zhenyuan Daxian. , Taishang Laojun and the Queen Mother provided sponsorship for prizes such as flat peaches and nine-turn golden elixirs. Let us sincerely thank them..."

Bang bang!

Li Mu took the lead in applauding.

Wow!

The applause was like thunder, ringing in the clouds. The atmosphere group arranged by Li Mu in advance played an excellent role at the critical moment, and the scene suddenly became lively.

Li Mu knew the immortals present too well. It was unrealistic to expect the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Kings to cooperate with him in applauding, so he had better make arrangements himself.

Amidst the applause, those named by Li Mu felt really embarrassed. It would be fine if they sincerely sponsored, but everything was forced by Li Xiaobai!

What's so glorious about this?

Li Xiaobai's words of thanks seemed to be exposing their scars!

Not a son of man!

Li Mu pressed down his hands gently and scanned the clouds one by one. Those who only watched the excitement without applauding smiled slightly and continued: "Of course, I would also like to thank Elder Tang for bringing us the opening song "The One I Love" ", this song also illuminates the main theme of our conference - love.

You all must already know my identity, Wu Tianzun from the outside world. This time I entered this world in order to let more people understand the avenue of love and find ways to break through the fourth wall.

But when I came to this world, I discovered that the immortals and gods in this world practice Taoism and Buddhism, cut off love and love, and lack too much in love.

Are they all reserved and restrained, and don’t know how to express themselves?

In such an atmosphere, it is more difficult to spread the path of love than to become the Jade Emperor.

Therefore, I founded the first blind date conference today, in order to let people in this world break through themselves. Love bravely, love boldly, speak your love out and express it. Only in this way can everyone have the opportunity to understand the magical powers of the higher world and move towards a broader plane. I hope everyone will cherish this opportunity.

At this time, the people standing in the middle of the stage are all familiar to everyone. Among them are the reincarnation of the golden cicada, the Monkey King who is making trouble in the heavenly palace, the star king in the sky, and the Bodhisattva of Buddhism. I will not introduce them one by one. Next, , then we enter the main event, inviting our first guest - the beautiful and generous lord of a country, Her Majesty the Queen of Xiliang Kingdom. "