Chapter 1019 The World Is Not Chaotic Enough

Most immortals are capable of the art of transformation. To a certain extent, turning into a dog is not unacceptable.

No one believes that Li Xiaobai said that the only solution to the art of transforming into a dog is true love's kiss. It sounds incredible, has no logic at all, and does not conform to the basic logic of magic.

They are more willing to believe that turning into a dog is a kind of confinement technique, and if they understand the reason, it can be easily lifted.

Relatively speaking, being forced to perform various unsightly performances in public is even more unacceptable to them.

That means that their reputation will be ruined, their face will be lost, their influence will not be eliminated, and they will become the laughingstock of their colleagues for a long time. No one will care whether they are controlled by others...

but.

It would be terrible if the dog-changing technique could transform the mortal statues and golden bodies together.

Gods in heaven who have few temples in the mortal world enjoy incense and worship.

The golden body in the temple turned into a dog. What would the believers think? The immortal god they worshiped could not even protect themselves? Or is it that the immortal god himself is a dog!

Who would want to enshrine a dog?

If the Dharma image turns into a dog, the result will be the collapse of faith, and it will be too difficult to restore it.

Before.

King Chiguo, who was forced to sing and dance, reacted and couldn't help but feel happy in his heart that he was still worthy of being chosen to dance by Li Xiaobai...

The gods of the Thunder Department froze on the spot, as if they had been struck by lightning.

They were turned into dogs, which means that the dharma body of the three realms has changed.

How high should Li Xiaobai's magic power be?

Your magic power is so high, let us blast it with thunder a few times without breaking your bones!

It’s great, let’s talk about it.

As for turning everyone into dogs right from the start?

If you show your awesomeness early, who will fight with you?

Surrendering neatly and neatly can lead to a personal injury...

However, at this time, both dogs and people gave up their intention to continue fighting with Li Mu.

Did you already know that that man was so powerful, yet he bravely charged forward and was kicked in the head by a donkey?

…

Watching Li Xiaobai getting closer and closer to Lingxiao Palace.

The silky dog ​​that Taibai Venus turned into looked at the people below who were in a daze, and shook his head helplessly: "King of Heaven, fellow star kings, don't be stunned. When Li Xiaobai enters the Lingxiao Palace and starts a fight with the Jade Emperor, we won't be able to do anything. Opportunity.”

"What chance?" King Dhritarashtra asked blankly. His mind was in a blur and he didn't know whether to advance or retreat!

"A chance to survive." Silky-haired Terrier hates that iron cannot become steel. "Haven't you seen it yet? The world of the Three Realms is about to change!"

Finished.

Before anyone could react, Taibai Jinxing took the lead and chased after Li Xiaobai.

The three heavenly kings, the twenty-eight constellations, the gods of the Thunder Department, and all the star officials were all shocked, exchanged glances with each other, and followed.

It doesn't take a while.

Only two heavenly masters, Xu Xun and Ge Hong, were left in the sky. They were shaking their heads and dancing in the sky, feeling cute...

…

Used several MVs to control the guarding generals outside Lingxiao Palace.

Li Mu broke into Lingxiao Palace.

Inside the palace.

The Jade Emperor, who had recovered from the social death state, saw Li Xiaobai, and his expression suddenly changed: "You..."

"It's me!" Looking at the half-empty Lingxiao Palace, Li Mu smiled slightly and turned a god next to him into a dog. "Whoever touches it becomes a dog!"

The Jade Emperor was stunned.

The gods were in an uproar.

Seeing Li Mu being so arrogant, an unknown god said angrily: "Bold."

Li Mu looked towards him.

Then, there was a Labrador who was shaking his head in the Lingxiao Palace.

The crisp and neat method immediately frightened everyone in the hall who was ready to make a move.

The immortal official who had just turned into a dog realized that he could not change back. In anger, he jumped up and rushed towards Li Mu.

The music starts.

The Labrador stood up, and beside him, the immortal officials formed a band, playing, playing, or knocking...

Labrador was wearing a skirt and stood at position C, attracting the attention of everyone present. He started singing: "My grandson, my grandson, live in Huaguo Mountain. Oh, I have found the treasure Ruyi Golden Cudgel." Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

""Golden Cudgel"?" Lu Ren's eyes widened and he looked at the narcissistic Labrador in disbelief. His mouth and tongue were dry, and he turned to look at Li Mu, as if asking, what the hell?

What a solemn occasion this is!

We have already broken into the Lingxiao Palace, can't we be more professional?

Li Mu's eyelids twitched and he avoided Lu Ren's gaze.

He didn't expect it either!

What he was thinking about was the song "Wukong" that suited the occasion.

Trampling the sky to pieces, being unbridled and unruly, at least the momentum is majestic...

Who knows that "Wukong" didn't come out, but summoned "Golden Cudgel" instead.

Listening to the sound that sounded like his teeth were chattering, "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah," Li Mu also felt sore after hearing the sound.

It ruins the image!

"Xiao Bai." Sun Wukong didn't react at first, but when he did, his fiery golden eyes kept blinking, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Is this how the outside world sings about my grandson's golden cudgel?"

From the moment he knew that Bodhi Patriarch was outside the world, Sun Wukong knew that Li Xiaobai's songs came from the outside world.

But this Golden Cudgel really made him a little restless, and he even forgot about the sound transmission.

"Brother Monkey, this is an accident." Li Mu pondered for a moment and said.

"Old Sun, can you kill it?" Sun Wukong looked at the Labrador and gritted his teeth.

"What do you think?" Li Mu rolled his eyes at Sun Wukong.

"..." Sun Wukong was stunned, feeling that the golden cudgel in his ears was burning. He looked frustrated, "If this song spreads, I'm afraid I will never be able to use the golden cudgel again."

"Brother Monkey, this is not a bad thing." Looking at Sun Wukong who suddenly died, Li Mu pretended to be profound and said, "The founder's advice is to abstain from beating and killing without using a stick. It just allows you to use all your mind to understand The magical power of the ancestor. Look at me, when have I ever used a weapon?"

Now that he was face to face with the Jade Emperor, Li Mu was too lazy to use sound transmission to cover up.

There are many powerful people in the hall, and the message cannot be concealed from these people. If you are sneaky and get the low ranking, it is better to reveal everything openly.

Sun Wukong asked in disbelief: "Xiao Bai, is this also the ancestor's arrangement?"

"Yeah!" Li Mu said, no matter what the accident is, as long as he can lean on the mission, he will come over.

Sun Wukong fell into silence, unable to tell whether what he said was true or false. Ever since Li Xiaobai showed his magical power to destroy the world, he had long been unable to see through his junior brother.

cough!

The Jade Emperor coughed, interrupting the unbridled conversation between the two.

If they continue to talk, will the Lord of the Three Realms still need the face?

One used to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and the other is now causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Your Highness, these two guys are really an eyesore!

But he didn't dare to act rashly.

He sent out nearly half of the generals in Heaven.

But those famous immortals couldn't even slow down Li Xiaobai...

Moreover, when Li Xiaobai entered the hall and revealed his magical powers, he was not sure how to deal with it.

Just like the kindness that came out of nowhere before.

He didn't even know how he got tricked. If he sang a song like "The Golden Cudgel" in front of the ministers, or simply turned into a dog, he might as well kill himself first!

How could the majestic Lord of the Three Realms be reduced to this level?

"Lingshan Buddha has met the Jade Emperor." This shocked the gods in the Lingxiao Palace. Li Mu clasped his fists and saluted the Jade Emperor, completing the etiquette first.

"No courtesy." The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and looked at the immortal official who was still saying "bah bah bah bah bah", feeling extremely ironic.

At this point, there was no point in using force anymore. He wanted to see what Li Xiaobai wanted to do?

"Your Majesty, everything in the past was all misunderstandings. When the matter has reached this point, we won't say who is right and who is wrong. How about changing the story?" Li Muxiao looked at the Jade Emperor and said slowly.

"..." The Jade Emperor's face darkened, and he subconsciously wanted to reprimand Li Mu for becoming the co-master of the Three Realms. How had he ever been intimidated like this?

Even if he is Sanqing, he must be respected as your majesty.

How could he bear it now that a lawless fanatic spoke to him in an almost commanding tone!

Just at this time.

There was a commotion outside the hall.

The silky terrier transformed from Taibai Venus broke in first, followed closely by the king of Dhritarashtra, the twenty-eight constellations and other star kings, as well as a large group of dogs of all kinds.

A group of dogs suddenly appeared in the Lingxiao Palace. The Jade Emperor was stunned. Hearing it a hundred times was worse than seeing it. So many dogs looked really shocked.

He knew that those were his ministers, but he couldn't tell which one was which?

Half courtier and half dog.

The beautiful heaven has become like this in a blink of an eye?

Is it just because he sent Li Jing to attack Lingshan Buddha?

The Jade Emperor's heart was cold, and he swallowed back his words of scolding Li Xiaobai.

…

"What are you doing here? Do you want to cause trouble?" A group of people broke in. Li Mu's face sank and he asked sternly.

A moment of silence.

Many immortal officials who hurried back to Lingxiao Palace were suddenly stunned.

All of them were submissive and did not dare to look directly into Li Xiaobai's eyes, nor did they dare to look up at the Jade Emperor.

Looking at the ministers who were silent because of Li Xiaobai's words, the Jade Emperor's forehead was filled with veins and he gritted his teeth and said, "Li Xiaobai."

"Don't be upset, Your Majesty. I'll drive them out right now." Li Mu smiled, turned around and looked at the group of immortals who came in, and said matter-of-factly, "You guys go out first. What happened before has been changed. I and I Your Majesty still has something to discuss, and will announce your admission to the palace when necessary."

The gods did not move.

Although Li Xiaobai is terrifying, the Jade Emperor is the master of heaven after all, and his prestige is still there.

Before Li Xiaobai, they instinctively wanted to maintain the dignity of heaven.

"Step back, do you still want to see His Majesty fail to dance, or do you want to dance for His Majesty?" Li Mu looked around the crowd and did the most domineering things in the calmest tone.

Having reached this point, the power must be raised.

What's more, he doesn't have a good impression of the Jade Emperor in Journey to the West, so there is no need to save him any face.

The Jade Emperor knew that Li Xiaobai was asserting his authority, so he clenched his fists hard, his lips trembled, and he was extremely angry.

King Chiguo and others were shocked, and turned to look at the unknown colleague who was singing in the Lingxiao Hall. He sighed secretly and saluted the Jade Emperor sadly: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for my incompetence. I will resign."

All the ministers in the palace were in an uproar.

Looking at the performance of everyone, a chill came out of the Jade Emperor's heart, and only four words lingering in his mind, the situation was over.

"Bold." The Queen Mother couldn't stand it any longer. She stood up and scolded in a cold voice, "Li Xiaobai, the Jade Emperor is the co-lord of the three realms, how can I allow you to be so presumptuous!"

"Your Majesty, with the art of transforming into a dog, the golden bodies in all temples within the three realms will change accordingly." Li Mu said with a faint smile.

"..." The Queen Mother was stunned.

"Your Majesty, I came here to report this matter to the Jade Emperor." Taibai Jinxing rushed out of the team, glanced at Li Mu secretly, raised his head and said loudly to the Jade Emperor.

"Taibai Jinxing?" Queen Mother heard his voice and asked in surprise, "Even you were turned into a dog?"

"It's not impossible for the Queen to experience it if she wants to." Li Muxiao looked at the Queen Mother and said, "I'm not very interested in the position of the Jade Emperor. All I have been doing is talking to the Jade Emperor. I first asked Taibai Jinxing I came to convey a message to His Majesty, and then asked Old Mother Lishan to come, and extended the olive branch several times. Unexpectedly, it was Li Jing and his son who were waiting for me to send troops to attack. I really don’t know where I went wrong? It’s not unusual for the situation to be like this. Xiaobai’s original intention, Your Majesty, do you think it is yes or no?”

"You shouldn't have sent the invitation to the blind date meeting to heaven and wantonly disrupted the order of the three realms!" the Jade Emperor said solemnly.

"Is it because of this?" Li Muxiao asked.

"What are you waiting for?" asked the Jade Emperor.

Li Mu looked up at the Jade Emperor, shook his head and sighed: "Your Majesty, at this point, it is meaningless to continue to argue about who is right and who is wrong. I think we should just turn the page! If we continue to argue, it is nothing more than me losing everything in heaven. Immortals and gods have turned into dogs, and heaven is full of singing and dancing. Maybe I am too late to respond. There are too many ants to bite the elephant to death. Millions of heavenly soldiers in heaven who have turned into dogs can bite me to death... Your Majesty hopes to see such a lose-lose situation. The ending?”

"..." The Jade Emperor looked livid.

"If you really do that, you will give Buddhism an advantage." Li Mu shook his head and continued, "Why don't we calm down and have a good talk about how to minimize the loss."

"What if I don't compromise?" said the Jade Emperor, "Li Xiaobai, between heaven and earth, there are still the Three Pure Ones. Their magic powers reach heaven and earth. Can you still turn them into dogs?"

"Your Majesty, did Mother Lishan tell you about the fourth wall?" Li Mu smiled and changed the subject.

"I mentioned it once," the Jade Emperor said subconsciously.

"What fourth wall?" Sun Wukong asked.

Inside the palace.

All the ministers pricked up their ears in unison.

Li Mu did not answer Sun Wukong, but asked with a smile: "Then your Majesty, after seeing my magical power, do you think the fourth wall really exists?"

The Jade Emperor said stubbornly: "Even if the fourth wall really exists, Sanqing Sage will not allow you to act recklessly and make the Three Realms a mess."

"Is it chaotic? In my opinion, it's not chaotic enough." Li Muxiao glanced at the Jade Emperor, "Your Majesty, Buddhism is not chaotic yet! Originally, with my idea, it would be better to turn everyone in the world into dogs. That's the only way , there will be more people who understand the fourth wall, and there will be a greater chance of breaking the fourth wall. If you don't break it, you can't build it."

The Jade Emperor was stunned.

Li Mu flipped his hand, showed his Father's Heavenly Seal, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, in the outside world, I am also a Heavenly Lord recognized by heaven and earth. Why don't we retreat and let's invite Laojun to discuss how to use it? Break the fourth wall as quickly as possible and see the wider world, or in other words, send me away..."