Chapter 1012 Counterattack
The goblins set their pace.
"Maitreya Buddha!" King Golden Horn blurted out, then subconsciously shrank his neck and whispered, "King of the Sea, why did you recruit this old man? Has our plan been exposed?"
Li Hailong first saw Maitreya Buddha's Houtian bag on his waist. Lingshan was here to catch him!
Acquired bags, also called people bags, are used to hold people and weapons, and each one is accurate.
Sun Wukong, Twenty-Eight Constellations, and Five Directions have all been packed in this bag.
If someone is put in a bag and released, no matter who it is, their muscles and bones will be weak and they will have no resistance, which is equivalent to being slaughtered by others.
He cannot be allowed to take action.
Dream realizers should never put themselves in danger at any time.
Li Hailong immediately shouted: "Buddha from the East, you are finally here. I have waited so hard for you."
Maitreya Buddha was stunned.
Li Hailong continued: "I had expected that we would meet, but I didn't expect that this day would come so early. Buddha comes from the east, we are our own people!"
"Don't talk nonsense. When did you and I become our own people?" Maitreya Buddha scolded.
"A big belly can tolerate things that are difficult to tolerate in the world. He always smiles and laughs at the ridiculous people in the world." Li Hailong said, "Buddha comes from the east. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Can he become a Buddha in the future?"
"..." Maitreya Buddha's smile suddenly froze on his face.
"Buddha from the East, do you know about Lingshan Buddha?" Li Hailong asked.
"I would like to hear the details." Maitreya Buddha said with a smile. Although he was provoked by Li Hailong, he did not forget his mission. He caught Li Hailong and found out the true identity and purpose of Lingshan Buddha. Since Shadow Buddha was willing to explain it in advance , he wouldn’t mind hearing it first.
"Lingshan Buddha wants to be independent from Tathagata and become a Buddha of his own, so his magical power restrains all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas everywhere." Li Hailong said.
"So what?" Maitreya Buddha smiled.
"Buddha came from the east and Lingshan is not in chaos. When will the Buddha be able to take charge of Lingshan in the future?" Li Hailong said with a smile, "Does the Buddha from the east want to be the prince for the rest of his life?"
"The Tathagata's achievements in taking charge of the Lingshan Mountain are obvious to all. I am willing to be the future Buddha for the rest of my life..." Maitreya Buddha's face darkened, and his hand went to the acquired bag at his waist.
"But he couldn't sit still right away!" Li Hailong glanced at Maitreya Buddha and said, "Otherwise, there are many capable Buddhas in Lingshan. Lingshan Buddha robbed the Buddhist scripture-collecting team and had nothing to do with the Buddha who came from the east. Why would Tathagata be in such a hurry? Did you invite Buddha from the East to come and get me? Just because Buddha has the acquired bag?"
Maitreya Buddha's expression suddenly changed, and he could no longer maintain his charitable smile.
"If you want to resist the outside world, you must first calm down the inside. Whether Maitreya evilly harmed Lingshan Buddha or was turned into a dog by Lingshan Buddha, he was dragged down by the Tathagata." Li Hailong said, "Maitreya Buddha is confused!"
Maitreya Buddha was moved. He looked at Li Hailong and asked, "Who are you?"
"I am the Shadow Buddha of Lingshan." Li Hailong introduced the people next to him and said, "The two boys beside me are the boys who are guarding the alchemy furnace under Laojun. We want to go to Jilei Mountain to find the Bull Demon King, and join forces with many monsters to take these The three realms are in turmoil, and I take this opportunity to divide the world into three parts. Does the Buddha from the east still want to take me?"
Maitreya Buddha let go of his hand touching the acquired bag.
"It is rumored that Maitreya Buddha often goes to Tusita Palace to listen to sutras. We should be natural allies." Li Hailong smiled and said confusingly, "Lingshan can be controlled by the current Buddha or the future Buddha..."
"How should I trust you?" Maitreya asked.
"Buddha from the East can choose to go back to the East and sit on the mountain to watch tigers fight. Or he can be like Laojun and send people to join our team and observe my actions personally. If what I do is not as good as what Buddha from the East wants, He can use your human bag to catch me at any time. My magic power is low and I can't escape your acquired bag even if I think about it." Li Hailong looked at the yellow-browed boy behind Xiao Maitreya and said with a smile, "Hold me and go to the West. Even if you give a great deed to Lingshan Buddha, you can get benefits in exchange for it. You can get both ways, so why not do it!"
"Master, I am willing to accompany you and monitor the Shadow Buddha." The yellow-browed boy didn't know what he thought of. He glanced at the golden-horned and silver-horned king behind Li Hailong and stood up.
Maitreya Buddha pondered for a moment and asked, "How should I say this when the Tathagata asks?"
"No matter what he is doing, Maitreya Buddha has returned to the east. Whether it is to talk to Laojun about old times or to listen to Yuanshi's sermons, he can be happy and carefree. He can be a person outside the chessboard, understand the trends in the three realms at any time, and make the most accurate response. "Li Hailong said with a smile, "Lingshan Buddha is going to hold a three-realm blind date meeting in Wuzhuang Temple. Now, both the Jade Emperor and Tathagata are worried. The Buddha from the East has been in a high position for a long time, so it shouldn't be difficult to come up with excuses..."
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After much thought, Maitreya Buddha finally did not take action against Li Hailong. He left the acquired bag and the golden cymbal to the yellow-browed boy, nodded to Li Hailong, and flew into the sky. He got too much information from Shadow Buddha, and he needed to seek confirmation from many sources. In short, he could not fall into Tathagata's trap.
Maitreya Buddha goes eastward.
Guanyin Bodhisattva rushes west.
The two met unexpectedly in the air.
Maitreya Buddha did not expect to meet Guanyin Bodhisattva on the way. When he wanted to avoid it, it was already too late, so he bravely faced him and said, "Venerable Guanyin, you are well."
"I have seen Maitreya Buddha." Guanyin Bodhisattva said, "Where is Maitreya Buddha going in such a hurry? Have you ever met that shadow Buddha?"
"We met." Maitreya Buddha said.
"Have you ever caught him?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.
"No." Maitreya Buddha shook his head, "The Shadow Buddha has weird magical powers. I couldn't defeat him, and I was afraid that he would become anxious and betray Buddhism completely, so I pretended to be friends with him and left my yellow-browed boy by his side. Let’s take this opportunity to find out the truth about Lingshan Buddha Li Xiaobai.”
"How can even Maitreya Buddha not be able to shadow the Buddha?" Guanyin Bodhisattva was horrified and asked in a trembling voice, "What magical powers does he have?"
"It seems that the words are as follows." Maitreya Buddha observed the expression of Guanyin Bodhisattva, casually made up an ambiguous magical power, and then changed the topic, "Why did Bodhisattva say that I can't do anything to Shadow Buddha? Could it be that Bodhisattva has seen more powerful ones?" magical power?"
"What are you saying?" Guanyin Bodhisattva inexplicably remembered the cause and effect that Li Hailong planted in her mind, and murmured. Thinking of Li Xiaobai again, she couldn't help but feel a little lost. She raised her head and looked at Maitreya Buddha, "Buddha from the east, Lingshan Buddha In an instant, he turned a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals into dogs. This kind of magical power is so horrifying that even the Supreme Lord can't do anything about it. Since you haven't taken down the Shadow Buddha, please follow me back to Lingshan first. Let's go to the Buddha to report this matter. , discuss countermeasures as soon as possible, if Li Xiaobai is not stopped in time, Buddhism will be in danger."
Maitreya Buddha's expression changed, veins on his forehead jumped, and he cursed in his heart. He immediately believed Li Hailong's words. Tathagata really had no good intentions. Lingshan Buddha used his own power to suppress a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. Such evil people But he asked him to provoke him, and said he was not trying to trick him.
Taking a deep breath to calm down his excitement, Maitreya Buddha said: "Bodhisattva, go ahead. I will go to heaven to see Laojun and find out the attitude of heaven. If Li Xiaobai turned a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers into dogs, the Jade Emperor would definitely do something like that." Countermeasures. The three realms will be in chaos. Only if you know yourself and the enemy can you fight without danger."
Guanyin Bodhisattva did not doubt that he was there, and nodded and said: "Buddha came from the East to make friends with Laojun. It would be a good idea to go to the Immortal Courtyard first to find out the truth. Just now, Laojun and I watched the whole battle of Li Xiaobai. I always felt that the Supreme Laojun There may be some secrets between Li Xiaobai and Lingshan that Lingshan doesn’t know. If the Buddha from the east could find out these secrets, it would be a great service to Buddhism."
What's the secret?
It’s not that Taishang Laojun and Li Xiaobai want to disrupt the three realms and destabilize the foundation of Buddhism!
He even sent the boy to assist the Shadow Buddha.
Maitreya Buddha sneered secretly, but said openly: "I understand."
Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't know that he had unknowingly assisted Li Hailong. He raised one hand in front of his chest and saluted Maitreya Buddha: "In this way, the Buddha will come to the Buddha. Li Xiaobai and Li Xiaobai are related to the rise and fall of Buddhism, so please invite the future Buddha Let go of the prejudices in your mind and work together for Buddhism. After all, if the spiritual mountain exists, we will survive. If the spiritual mountain is destroyed, we will lose our foundation and become rootless duckweeds. The management over the years will probably be destroyed."
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"Lingshan Buddha, what are you going to do next? Taibai Jinxing has gone away, and he sent back the news to Li Jing. The Jade Emperor will definitely not give up, but he has to think of a countermeasure in advance."
Immortal Zhenyuan naturally gave up and included himself in Li Xiaobai's team. Even though he knew that this guy had nothing to do with Buddha, he still recognized the title of Lingshan Buddha because it made him appear close.
Li Jing and others also looked over.
"What's the countermeasure?" Li Mu looked around the crowd with a smile, "It's easy to hide from open guns and hard to guard against hidden arrows. I don't like to sit back and wait for death. We should strike while the iron is hot and go to heaven to talk to the Jade Emperor to ask for a title. I consciously use my With magical powers, it shouldn’t be difficult to ask the Jade Emperor for the title of Heavenly Lord.”
Sun Wukong thought of his father's Heavenly Seal that he had seen before, and asked: "Xiaobai, are you sure? Heavenly Palace has rich heritage and capable people. I think that although I, the old grandson, made trouble in Heavenly Palace, he couldn't even defeat Lingxiao Palace. When I entered, I was stopped.”
"Of course." Li Mu smiled, "I have to go through this, sooner rather than later. If the name is not right, the words will not go smoothly. When I get the title, I will ask the Jade Emperor to issue an order to promote the blind date conference in his name. It must be much easier to hold, and at least the Queen Mother and Taishang Laojun must provide some flat peaches, golden elixirs, nectar and jade wine as prizes for the blind date meeting. Just using ginseng fruit seems a bit thin, and I am afraid of those female fairies. If you can't bring yourself to get up, you can use your emotions to enlighten you and move them to benefit..."
Who gave you the confidence?
Liang Jingru?
I still want to think about the Jade Emperor promoting a blind date conference for you and returning flat peaches and golden elixirs. I really want to eat it!
This is face-riding output!
If you challenge his status directly, it would be strange if he doesn't skin you...
Li Jing slandered, but still clasped his fists and said, "That's what Lingshan Buddha said."
King Li Tian will never be able to take revenge in this life, but this does not prevent him from instigating Li Xiaobai to go to heaven.
They fly up to heaven and turn all his colleagues in heaven into dogs, or they make them sing and dance to make him lose face;
If Li Xiaobai loses, his revenge will be indirectly avenged.
No matter how happy it is!
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Li Mu took in everyone's expressions, shook his head and said: "However, before setting off, we still need to make some preparations. Lord Jiuyao Star, when King Li Tianwang performed just now, the performance of you and the Hundred Thousand Heavenly Soldiers was too dull and not enough. Smart, otherwise, Li Tianwang’s Taoist heart would have collapsed long ago, and he wouldn’t have had to endure four songs in a row before compromising.”
The unbearable memories of the past came to mind, and Li Jing's face suddenly turned red, thinking it was too late for him to collapse.
Does this guy have no conscience at all?
Li Jing glared at Li Xiaobai and secretly gritted his molars. If he hadn't been afraid of dancing to another song, he would have punched Li Xiaobai until his face turned red...
"How should we behave according to Lingshan Buddha's wishes?" The dogs transformed by Jiu Yao Xingjun looked at each other, and Sun Yao Xingjun asked tentatively.
"When watching the MV, you should be fully immersed in it, and hum along if you can. When the song ends, comment loudly on their acting skills. Scream when you need to, praise when you need to praise, and scold when you need to scold. When it's time to ridicule, ridicule. You must let them feel your enthusiasm for the first time. You must build momentum and scare the enemy into fleeing. After all, you become dogs and your combat effectiveness is not as good as the usual thousands. One percent, if we really fight, we will still suffer..." Li Mu said, "It is safest to subjugate the enemy without fighting."
Jiuyao Xingjun was stunned, and once again realized that Lingshan Buddha had no limits. Being able to talk about such dirty things in a high-sounding way was also a skill.
Immortal Zhenyuan was silent, glad that he had surrendered early, otherwise, if Li Xiaobai came with a hundred thousand dogs, he would have changed his name to "End on the spot".
"As for those who turned into dogs, we must let them know the solution as soon as possible so that they can integrate into our group as soon as possible. You know how to persuade them." Li Xiaobai smiled and continued, "Like me In the same way, it’s easiest to move people by comparing yourself to others.”
What a shame!
Dream Realizers are really not made by humans.
When he was a public servant, if he had to mediate disputes like this, he would probably have lost his mind!
Lu Ren lowered his head in shame and kept mumbling, praying for the immortals in heaven. It was all his fault!
"Do you understand what I mean?" Li Mu asked.
Jiuyao Xingjun was all shocked and said unevenly: "I understand."
"It's just male fairies. The key is female fairies. That's the key to everyone becoming human. We must not be polite to them and make them eager to find love. Only then will each of us have a chance." Li Mu looked around the crowd and encouraged He said, "I will prepare some templates for everyone later, maybe they will be used then..."
suddenly.
There was a commotion outside, interrupting Li Mu's words.
Immortal Zhenyuan's expression changed: "Who is making the noise?"
A dog's head poked in from the door, it was Taoist Master Mingyue: "Master, Marshal Tianpeng and the others are back again, clamoring to see Lingshan Buddha, but the heavenly soldiers outside can't stop them..."
"These traitors actually have the nerve to come back. I will kill them when I go out." Sun Wukong was furious and pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear.
"Brother Monkey? Stop being angry." Li Mu looked at Sun Wukong with a smile, smiled slightly, and said to Mingyue, "Let them in! I promised them that they can come back at any time, and they can't keep their promises."
While talking.
Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha and the others broke in.
Looking at the large and small people or dogs in the room, Zhu Bajie smiled calmly and said: "Lingshan Buddha, after much thought, we feel that we should follow you..."
"Needless to say, Lao Zhu, Lao Sha, I understand everything." Li Mu smiled and greeted, "You came back just in time. King Li Tianwang and I are discussing how to counterattack the heaven. Lord Jiuyao Star has turned into a dog and cannot do things well. It’s so convenient, each of you just happens to lead a team and act as heralds..."
Puff thump thump several times.
Zhu Bajie and the others' legs weakened and they fell to the ground. The color on their faces had faded, and their eyes were full of regret and despair.
Originally, they saw Li Xiaobai casually surrendering one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, so they hurried back out of fear of retaliation, but who knew they would encounter something like this.
If I had known he was so bold, I shouldn't have come back!
Li Xiaobai is a complete lunatic. As long as he can't commit suicide, he will commit suicide!