Chapter 1010 Conquest
"I should let you know, and I will let you know naturally." After saying this, Laojun glanced at Li Xiaobai for the last time and left the battlefield.
"Mother." Guanyin Bodhisattva turned to Lishan Mother again.
"Bodhisattva, I will listen to Laojun's arrangements." Taishang Laojun did not want to say more, so Lishan Mother naturally did not talk too much.
They don't know whether the fourth wall is true or not, but Li Xiaobai suddenly turned from gentle to strong, and they had to consider the reasons.
after all.
Li Xiaobai did not tell Buddhism about the fourth wall. He might have had his own intentions and rashly leaked it, making Li Xiaobai an enemy. The gain outweighed the loss.
Although Li Jing raised troops to attack Li Xiaobai, they did not show up, so there was still room for relaxation...
Laojun and Lishan's mother left one after another, leaving only Guanyin Bodhisattva in the sky. She looked at Li Xiaobai below, who was surrounded by hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers, and her heart was full of reluctance, but she did not dare to throw the jade purification bottle down.
Her original intention was just to sow discord between Tian Ting and Li Xiaobai. Otherwise, she would have killed Li Xiaobai long ago. So why until now, she and Li Xiaobai only met once or twice.
After this battle, the face of the Heavenly Court was greatly damaged. With the nature of the Jade Emperor, it is estimated that he would not tolerate the existence of a monster like Li Xiaobai, and would definitely find a way to get rid of him.
But Taishang Laojun and Lishan Laomu have an ambiguous attitude towards Li Xiaobai, and I don’t know what they are hiding...
Numerous and complicated thoughts were surging back and forth in Bodhisattva's mind, and she was somewhat confused about the current situation.
Terrible confusion.
Guanyin Bodhisattva thought for a moment, secretly thinking that the point of breaking the situation should still be the Shadow Buddha of Lingshan, and he didn't know whether Maitreya Buddha could successfully capture him.
To be honest, after seeing Li Xiaobai surrender one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers while chatting and laughing, the Bodhisattva is not so confident about Maitreya Buddha.
So far, Shadow Buddha has not shown any real magical powers. Even if his magical powers are half as difficult as Li Xiaobai's, Maitreya Buddha may not be able to defeat him...
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"Do you mean that unfinished dreams are the most painful? I can bear the consequences of getting lost. This last exit can only be found after loving. Can you give me the time to sing a song and turn that hug tightly into a dream?" Forever, you don’t have to be afraid of insomnia in my arms..."
Nezha wore a peaked cap and sang coolly.
In the MV, Li Jing's character is his girlfriend, but the interaction between the two is not as explicit as in "Courage".
However, the occasional scenes where he appears are still so embarrassing that it makes people die. For example, wearing seductive pajamas, lying on a soft big bed and blowing out the romantic white candles on the bedside...
"Lingshan Buddha, what is your ultimate goal?" Lord Luohu Xing asked. He turned into a ferocious Rottweiler and spoke in a loud voice.
"Preach." Li Mu said.
"What way?" Yue Yaoxing official asked.
"The way of marriage." Li Mu pointed at Li Jing and his son who were performing in the sky, with a look of admiration on his face, "Xingjun, all my magical powers are learned from marriage and love, separation and reunification, sadomasochistic love. Deep, stay together forever, fly together, the young man admires his love, the young girl embraces the spring...
It’s such a pity that I am the only one in the Three Realms who has such beautiful magical powers. In order to let more people understand this magical power and learn to love others and themselves, the beauty in the world will be intertwined. No more intrigues, false benevolence, and intrigues will disappear from the world. No more nasty things will happen where if I hold a blind date conference, a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers will attack me. "
NMB!
He often turns people into dogs, makes people sing, and performs various embarrassing repertoires...
You call these disgusting people's supernatural powers beautiful?
Do you have any misunderstandings about beauty?
Jiu Yao Xingjun all complained, but I have to say that it would be really tempting if I could learn Li Xiaobai's magical power!
"Lingshan Buddha, how can a dog get the kiss of true love?" Jidu Xingjun asked the question that everyone was concerned about.
"With sincerity, gold and stone can be opened." Li Mu said with a smile, "Changing from a dog to a human is the first step in understanding my magical power. How can it be so easy?"
"If we can't get the kiss of true love, will we always exist as dogs?" Sun Yao Xingjun asked.
"Yes." Li Mu nodded.
One hundred thousand tengu were silent.
The stars were silent.
"Working together to promote the blind date conference should make it faster. At least the process of finding true love will no longer be hindered." Li Muxiao glanced at Jiuyao Xingjun, "Xingjun, don't worry, even if you can't find it for a while, True love, if you stay with me, you can at least attract more companions, right? There are three hundred and sixty-five stars in the sky, and only nine stars have turned into dogs. It's quite lonely, isn't it?"
…
hiss!
Sun Wukong took a breath of cold air and took every step. Does Junior Brother want to be the Lord of the Three Realms?
At first.
If he had the magical powers and techniques of his junior brother, why would he end up just becoming the Monkey King in vain, and be trapped under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years?
The avenue of love! ?
The ancestor probably taught him not only magical powers, but also ways to behave and do things!
"Nawu Lingshan Buddha." Tang Monk said the Buddha's name habitually, looking up at Li Xiaobai in the sky, not knowing what he was thinking.
Lu Ren sighed, where did this damn thing go? Is this still the way to learn? Are you going to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace and become the Jade Emperor? Have you forgotten my wish?
"The catastrophe is imminent." Immortal Zhenyuan stood up and looked up at Li Xiaobai and the Hundred Thousand Heavenly Dogs in the sky. He was puzzled. He was so unconcerned with the world, how come the catastrophe started from Wuzhuang Temple!
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"What if we follow you and the Jade Emperor blames us later?" Sun Yao Xingjun asked.
"The law does not punish everyone." Li Mu smiled and said four words, and then he paused, "I think the Jade Emperor didn't want to be the king of dogs. If not, why would Taibai Venus never come back? . Besides, if I am the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Guards, why worry about not being able to protect you and others..."
Three Purities and Four Imperial Guards?
What about preaching to the world? Sure enough, this is your purpose!
Jiu Yao Xingjun were all shocked and made eye contact with each other.
moment.
Mr. Sun Yao Xing sighed and wanted to clasp his fists but instead raised his two dog paws. It seemed like he was being cute, but he didn't realize it at all: "I hope Lingshan Buddha will protect me and be safe."
"That is inevitable." Li Xiaobai said, "I can swear here that I will not die before you."
"Thank you Lingshan Buddha." Jiuyao Xingjun said in unison.
"Dear Star Lords, all officers and men, please stand behind me and watch quietly as King Li Tian returns to his throne." Li Mu said loudly, cupping his fists and making a bow.
Orders and prohibitions.
One hundred thousand tengu changed their formations, the wind and clouds moved, and within a short time, Li Jing and his son were isolated.
certainly.
The giant spirit god, the harpoon general and other family generals who have followed Li Jing for many years are still standing tangledly behind Li Jing and his son, like wild dogs abandoned by the family, lonely and helpless.
But at the moment when the team was decided, Shiwan Tengu's restless heart suddenly calmed down. When he saw Li Jing and the two singing and dancing, his mentality was completely different, and he could enjoy it quietly.
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The song is over.
Nezha and his son withdrew from the MV.
Head on.
One hundred thousand pairs of dog eyes stared at them.
Father and son were stunned at the same time.
The first song, Society Death;
The second song, military orders fail;
In the third song, all the soldiers under his command ran to the opposite side.
The situation changed so fast that Li Jing and Li Jing couldn't even turn their heads. Didn't they just spend three songs?
"You must be loyal to the emperor if you eat the emperor's salary..." Li Jing's hand holding the flag was trembling.
"Li Jing, you have become a laughing stock in heaven, how can you still have the dignity to survive in this world?" Li Mu interrupted him without hesitation and shouted.
"..." Li Jing was shocked, his eyes turned red in an instant, and he held up the exquisite pagoda with one hand, "Thief, you and I are at odds with each other. Even if Li Jing dies, he will take a piece of your flesh..."
"Sacrifice the magic weapon, just sing and dance." Li Mu threatened with a smile, "Li Jing, I said before that no one can use weapons in front of me."
Li Jing froze.
"You are no exception." Li Mu turned to Nezha again, "Third Prince, there are hundreds of millions of songs in my music library, which is enough for you to sing here forever and become a living facade for my blind date conference. By then, the Three Realms Gods, Buddhas and demons will see a different Third Prince..."
"Monster, how dare you?" Nezha was so angry that the hand holding the fire-pointed spear couldn't stop shaking. He clenched his silver teeth, but he didn't dare to take another step forward.
"I turned a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers into dogs, what else can I dare to do?" Li Mu chuckled, "At first you peeled off the dragon's skin, pulled out its tendons, cut off its flesh to return to its mother, and removed its bones to return to its father. It seemed arrogant, but Compared with me, you are nothing compared to a big witch, but far from it! By the way, your second brother Mu Zha has also been turned into a dog by me, and the Bodhisattva can't do anything to me..."
"You..." When Li Jing heard the bad news again, he was so angry that a mouthful of blood spurted out from his mouth. He stared at Li Mu, his heart was filled with despair. The Li family has been operating for thousands of years and has deep roots in the Buddhist sect of heaven. Who could have imagined that in such a short period of time, Within a few days, it fell apart because of one person.
How miserable!
The common sentiment of Jiuyao Xingjun was that compared with Li Jing and his son, they had simply turned into dogs, which seemed quite comfortable.
He talks about compassionate things but actually does evil things. This Li Xiaobai is really not a thing!
Sun Wukong stared blankly at Li Xiaobai in the sky, with mixed feelings in his heart, as if he really knew him at this moment. With such a little junior brother, he really can't find the meaning of existence. No wonder the junior brother has always emphasized that he doesn't need to take action. His proud skills were like a joke in front of his junior brothers!
"How are you doing?" Li Jing asked in a deep voice.
"How about surrendering to me like Mr. Jiuyao Star?" Li Mu invited with a smile, "I will be responsible for eliminating the scandals in the three realms for you and restoring your innocence."
"Don't talk nonsense." Nezha waved the spear, "Monster, how dare you fight with me with a real sword and a real spear without using your disgusting magical powers. If you win, I will be the loser. It's up to you to decide..."
Li Mu blinked.
The music starts.
"Finally, you found a way to determine the winner. The price of victory and defeat was that each other's bones would be shattered. You, who looked healthy on the outside, had countless scars in your heart. I, who was stubborn, was a prisoner of this battle. I was conquered by you and cut off all escape routes..."
Nezha changed his clothes again and sang a song.
The background of the MV is Li Jing and Ju Lingshen.
Li Jing is a man, and the giant spirit god plays the heroine in a skirt this time, but the giant spirit god becomes Jingba, and the hug and caress between the two becomes a little weird...
Gudong!
Between heaven and earth, the sound of swallowing saliva came and went, like a rapid drum beat.
Everyone was shocked. Even though Li Jing had been able to hold on before, after this song, he was really finished. Even committing suicide on the spot could not erase the shame that this day brought to him.
Since the beginning of the world.
His glorious achievements and illustrious military exploits were shaken to pieces by these songs.
In the future, when people mention him, they will no longer be the heroic King Li Tianwang, but will only remember his unrestrained performances in these songs...
What a terrible Li Xiaobai!
What a terrifying magical power!
It turns out that turning into a dog is really a blessing.
certainly.
Some people also understood the meaning of the song.
You, who are healthy on the outside, have countless scars in your heart, but I am the stubborn prisoner of this battle. I was conquered by you and cut off all escape routes...
Nezha's song is not about their current situation.
Li Xiaobai chose this song to wake them up!
No.
From "Courage", "Punishment of Impulse", "Give Me Time for a Song", to now "Conquer", Li Xiaobai is destroying Li Jing and his son step by step!
What an evil thought!
What a disaster Li Jing and his son have prevented for the Jade Emperor!
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"Namo Lingshan Buddha."
Tang Seng was compassionate and said the Buddha's name again. Even though Li Xiaobai had personally admitted that he was no longer Lingshan Buddha, in Tang Seng's heart, he would not change this title. No matter what, Li Xiaobai was Lingshan Buddha!
Immortal Zhenyuan was sweating like rain. He looked up at the ginseng fruit and thought to himself that the blind date meeting was held in Wuzhuangguan. It was actually quite good!
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"...I was conquered by you like this and drank the poison you had hidden. My plot has come to an end and my love and hate have been buried. Finally, I understand that what the two of them want is an end. All the excuses made by the other party are considered as attempts. , setting a fire to burn the gift you gave me, but it can't extinguish the burning anger in my chest..."
background.
Li Jing and Ju Lingshen performed the MV crazily.
Embrace.
kiss……
…
Suck it, suck it!
There were sounds of swallowing saliva everywhere...
The crazy scenes finally made it impossible for the dogs to remain calm. No matter whether they could transform back into dogs or not, they were not willing to suffer such a magical power even to death.
Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore, so he flew into the sky, stood next to Li Mu, and advised: "Xiao Bai, it's okay, let them go! Li Jing is also the God of War in the Three Realms..."
"When this song ends, I will try to persuade him again." Li Mu said calmly, "Brother Monkey, I know what you are thinking, but what we have to face are the two most powerful forces in the Three Realms. They are doing the wrong thing. It will be beyond redemption and you cannot afford to lose.
Think about the Vajra that fell from the sky, think about you being pierced through the pipa bone, the sky was struck by lightning, and think about the monkey grandson who died in Huaguo Mountain. Think about the five hundred years you were trapped under the Five Elements Mountain. Swallowing iron pills when hungry and drinking copper juice when thirsty are the punishments of hell!
In just a few days, have you already forgotten? Think of the three golden hoops that Buddha prepared for Buddhist scriptures, and think of Lingji Bodhisattva allowing the Yellow Wind Monster to cause harm to the world for decades. Brother Monkey, there has never been a kind person in the three realms. In comparison, my methods are much gentler. Li Jing and his son are the sharpest knives in the hands of the Jade Emperor, and this knife must be broken. "