Chapter 1002 Blind Date Conference

Wuzhuang Temple.

Forty-eight disciples of Immortal Zhenyuan, to be precise, forty-five disciples plus three dogs, were gathered in the martial arts field.

Li Mu sat in the middle, occupying the seat of Zhenyuan Immortal.

Next to him were two disciples, Gao Cuilan and Lu Ren, and a group of four people standing aside.

"Lingshan Buddha summoned us, what's the important thing?" The speaker was Taoist Master Qingyu, the second disciple of Zhenyuan Immortal. Senior Brother Qingjing was turned into a dog, so it was not appropriate to speak on behalf of everyone.

As soon as Immortal Zhenyuan left, Li Xiaobai gathered everyone together.

The Taoist priests were a little nervous, and their status as disciples of the Earth Immortal Ancestor could not give them a sense of security.

Lingshan Buddha keeps talking about compassion, but his methods are too disgusting. No one here is his opponent. He can only sing and dance. Anyway, he is surrounded by his own people, but turning into a dog is really uncomfortable.

"Why are you nervous? I won't eat you." Li Mu looked around at everyone with a gentle smile, "I have a plan and I want to ask you all."

not nervous?

The shadow Buddha comes and the ginseng fruit tree falls!

Come, Master is out...

Taoist priest Qingyu smelled a strong smell of conspiracy. He trembled slightly and signaled the narrator's junior brother to calm down. He looked up at Li Xiaobai and said, "Please speak."

"Taoist Priest Qingyu, I asked Master to allow me to convert a bunch of monsters on the westward journey." Li Mu glanced at him and said, "But after much thought, it is not appropriate for Taoist Brother Zhenyuan to do this. After all, It is my ambition to make the world full of love, but it would be dishonest to try to do it to others."

"That's good." Tang Monk clasped his hands together.

"What does Yilingshan Buddha mean?" Taoist Master Qingyu asked tentatively as his ominous premonition became stronger and stronger.

"If you want to have love, you must first have feelings. I plan to solve the marriage problem of Tang Sanzang and others first." Li Mu turned back and looked at his team of Buddhist monks. "Emotions need to be cultivated. The journey to the west is difficult, and the monsters and gods encountered There are already few of them, but if the time we spend together is too short, it will be extremely difficult to achieve the goal of being happy."

Tang Seng lowered his head silently, deeply convinced.

From Guanyin Temple to now, he has met several members of the opposite sex. Gao Cuilan is his apprentice's wife, and they finally got married from heaven, but several of them were disguised as Guanyin Bodhisattva, and then to Wuzhuang Temple, they were all Taoist priests.

If the westbound road is configured like this, it will be too difficult to find a suitable partner. The most important thing is that you have to compete with several of your own apprentices.

There are too many monks and too little porridge.

He already had a grudge against Zhu Bajie because of Gao Cuilan. In the future, he would continue to be jealous of his apprentice because of another woman. How would he lose face?

Although he had almost no communication with his disciples, deep down, Tang Seng believed that he was superior to them.

He is the one on whom Lingshan Buddha has high hopes.

Lu Ren looked at Li Xiaobai in surprise, wondering what kind of trick he was going to do. If he didn't go on step by step, would his wish still come true?

Zhu Bajie's ears flickered a few times, and he glanced at Gao Cuilan secretly, his eyes rolling, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Lingshan Buddha, I don't understand what you mean!" Taoist Priest Qingyu frowned and cursed. What does Tang Monk and others have to do with finding a partner? Could it be that they are still required to be matchmakers?

"Taoist Priest Qingyu, I plan to hold a blind date meeting at Wuzhuangguan." Li Mu glanced at him and pointed it out directly, "As you can see, I don't have enough manpower here. So, I want to trouble you brothers. , go to various places and invite beautiful fairies, gods, kings and princesses to Wuzhuang Temple to participate in this unprecedented blind date conference."

Deathly silence.

Various expressions were fixed on the faces of the Wuzhuang Temple disciples.

Lu Ren suddenly raised his head and looked at Li Xiaobai. Do you want to build a stage, show off your talents, turn off the lights, and finally succeed in holding hands? If you continue playing like this, the world of Journey to the West will be completely destroyed!

Gudong!

Taoist Priest Qingyu swallowed, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Lingshan Buddha, this is not good. After all, Wuzhuang Temple is a pure place for Taoism..."

"I just want to use the reputation of Yishi Tongjun to hold this blind date conference!" Li Mu smiled and looked at Qingfeng Mingyue and the other three dogs, "Not for Tang Sanzang, but for your fellow disciples, the blind date conference is also here. It must be done, after all, they need love to return to human form. In Wuzhuang Temple, you can only get the love of brothers and teachers, but the love between men and women is lacking and needs to be completed."

Qingfeng Mingyue and other dogs' eyes widened. They were smart people, but they still didn't understand that the key point in Li Xiaobai's words was the relationship between men and women.

But.

There are so many handsome brothers in Wuzhuang Temple, what kind of gods and monsters would not open their eyes and fall in love with these three dogs?

"Lingshan Buddha, should we wait for Master to come back before making an agreement? Master travels quickly. Even if he is delayed in Lingshan, he will be back in a day or two." Taoist Master Qingyu was sweating like rain. He couldn't imagine it. Come out, once Wuzhuang Temple holds a blind date meeting, what will the gods in the three realms think of them? It's too shameful.

"You don't need to trouble Immortal Zhenyuan for such trivial matters, I can make the decision." Li Mu said with a smile, "I owe Immortal Zhenyuan a living tree, so I believe he won't mind me borrowing his dojo."

Pooh!

Who gave you face?

Wasn't the tree deceived by your Lingshan Shadow Buddha with two sides?

Also, Master asked Bodhisattva to save the tree, so it has nothing to do with you!

The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple looked at Li Xiaobai angrily. They all clenched their fists and dared not speak out in anger.

Tang Monk blushed with embarrassment. He looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose. Lingshan Buddha became more and more shameless. He would never have said such a thing.

"Lingshan Buddha, let's wait for Master to come back!" Qingyu insisted, "After all, the ginseng fruit tree has not been saved yet."

"Do you not trust my character or the Bodhisattva's medical skills?" Li Mu frowned, "Or maybe you don't want your senior brother to regain his human body?"

Three dogs and six eyes looked at Taoist Priest Qingyu at the same time.

"..." Taoist Priest Qingyu was speechless for a while, then said in an embarrassed tone, "Lingshan Buddha, please don't embarrass this junior again."

"Perhaps you can understand my magical power from the blind date conference." Li Mu thought for a while and said.

"Lingshan Buddha, this junior really can't make the decision." Taoist Priest Qingyu insisted.

puff!

The words have not yet finished.

His body transformation has turned into a Scottish shepherd dog.

Everyone was in an uproar.

Priest Qingyu noticed the changes in his body and looked at him: "You..."

"Monks lack love, responsibility, understanding of people, and current affairs, so they will never be great." Li Mu looked at him with pity and said, "You also need to practice a lot before you can make a difference."

"Devil, I will fight with you!" Priest Qingyu's eyes were red, and he was about to pounce on Li Mu.

"If you think about it, I can turn you into a dog, and I can solidify you in this state forever." Li Mu threatened lightly, "You are currently in the first form, and you can recover with love!"

"..." The Scottish Sheepdog stopped abruptly, with tearful eyes, and pointed its jaw at Li Xiaobai, saying, "This disciple knows his mistake."

Finished.

He took the initiative to join Qingfeng Mingyue's team.

Then, Taoist Priest Qingyu's mentality suddenly changed.

From a human's point of view, the interests of Wuzhuangguan should be considered, but from a dog's point of view, maybe a blind date meeting is a good idea.

"Just admit your mistake." Li Mu glanced at him and then looked at the next Taoist priest again, "Dare you ask my brother's name?"

"You're welcome, Lingshan Buddha. The minor Taoist name is Linghui." The newly selected Taoist priest had a slender figure. The moment Li Mu looked over, his whole body froze and he forced out an ugly smile.

"Are you in charge?" Li Mu asked.

Taoist Master Linghui glanced at the senior brother and second senior brother who had turned into dogs, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and gritted his teeth and said: "Lingshan Buddha, please give me your orders. I, the junior, are in charge."

"Okay, let's plan carefully, how to arrange this blind date meeting, how to write the invitations, who should be sent to them, and what reasons should be used to invite them over. Since we want to do it, we must succeed in one fell swoop. After all, , the first impression is the most important." Li Muxiao glanced at him, "If you give up halfway, it will be difficult to match up again."

"Lingshan Buddha just arranges it." Taoist priest Linghui wiped his sweat and said with a smile, "I have been practicing for thousands of years, but I know nothing about love. I'm afraid I won't be able to help. I can just do odd jobs and run errands. "

"The same goes for this junior." Looking at Li Xiaobai who was taking the lead, the remaining Wuzhuang Temple disciples said with mixed expressions with bitter expressions on their faces.

"Look, this is your shortcoming!" Li Mu sighed regretfully, shook his head and said, "One person is responsible for the shortcomings, and three people are responsible for the strengths. It is better for us to discuss these matters."

Seizing class and seizing power?

That’s it!

Lu Ren looked at Li Xiaobai with a black line on his head. The dream master's style was really overbearing...

"There are too few female monsters on the westward journey. We might as well go to heaven to find some female fairies to make up the number." Li Mu said, "So we have to plan the copy carefully so that those who are obsessed with spiritual practice can understand that love is eternal. OK……"

Heaven, female fairy?

The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple looked at each other, feeling more and more that Lingshan Buddha was audacious. Going to the heaven to invite the female immortals to come down to earth to participate in the blind date meeting would bring disaster to Wuzhuang Temple!

"Xiao Bai, are you a little too impulsive to go to heaven to find the female immortal?" Lu Ren lowered his voice and reminded, "I'm afraid the Jade Emperor will not agree. If the female immortal is not attracted by then, he will endanger the heavenly soldiers and generals. Invited."

The price of failed dreams is too high, in order to reap the maximum benefits.

He had to consider the consequences of Li Xiaobai's actions, provoking Lingshan and Heaven at the same time, which was almost equivalent to being enemies of heaven and earth.

And the Great Immortal Zhenyuan, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, was only forced to surrender, not their comrade.

At this moment, he almost thought that Li Xiaobai was going to give up on his wish...

"It's just a move, what are you afraid of?" Li Mu snorted, "It's just a good opportunity to make a name for yourself, and the road ahead will be smoother."

Taibai Jinxing and Lishan Old Mother went to heaven one after another, but neither received any feedback. Li Mu had to consider what the Jade Emperor was thinking.

Whether he was sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight, or secretly plotting against him.

It's not a good thing for him!

The experience of more than ten successful dreams has taught Li Mu that taking the initiative is far more efficient than waiting passively...

There are not enough monsters, so gods will come to help. Moreover, if you want to find a few pairs of true love for the Buddhist scriptures team, it is too slow to cast a wide net and catch more fish, allowing them to fall in love freely.

Obviously, the focus of the task is to find a partner for the scripture learning group.

Completing the journey of learning peacefully is an additional clause.

Once you have withstood the pressure from Buddhism and Heaven and matched a suitable partner for the scripture-seeking group, the rest of the scripture-seeking journey is just a formality...

Fuck step by step!

If he continues step by step, sooner or later the big guys like Tianting Lingshan will find his weakness.

Catch everyone off guard, complete the task at lightning speed, and sneak away quickly is the right way.

Li Mu already has the Lotus Lantern and Marvel, and his desire for the back garden is no longer that strong.

…

Lingshan.

There is a female Yaksha nestling next to the Tibetan Mastiff transformed from a black bear spirit, stroking its soft black hair with her delicate hands, confiding love words in its ears, serving it delicacies full of love, eating and living with it... …

There are also bhikshuni and the pastoral dogs transformed by the Venerable Kassapa, walking in the forest valley;

There is also a female Yaksha holding Buddhist scriptures in her hands, practicing Zen in the room with the Bodhisattva-turned-virtuous shepherd, which is extremely provocative and full of joy;

There is also a dog transformed into a Bodhisattva, which enters the Buddhist kingdom at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, trying to find true love in the mortal world in the form of a dog, but in exchange he suffers many hardships...

…

But after a few days.

Tried all kinds of methods.

People are still people, dogs are still dogs.

"World Honored One, Venerable Avalokitesvara, it's not because the disciples don't want to, but it's because the disciples can't feel the love for the dog that the Bodhisattva transformed into." A bhikshuni came to the Tathagata to complain, "I only have compassion for the sufferings of the Bodhisattvas. , every time the disciple forces himself to like it, at the critical moment, the image of Lord Kassapa will always appear in the disciple's mind..."

"This disciple only knows desire, but does not know how to talk about love!" Yaksha, who cultivates pleasure and enjoys Zen, was also frank. He pursed his lips and said, "This disciple thinks that if you want to meet Li Xiaobai's requirements, you need to forget your intention to practice Zen."

…

After reporting the current situation, all the bhiksunis and yakshas left one after another.

Li Xiaobai's solution to transforming into a dog was so unbelievable that it would inevitably cause a bigger scandal. Tathagata's idea was to solve it internally.

But after a few days, the effect was very poor.

Let them talk about compassion, save their lives, and save those who are suffering. There is no problem.

But when it comes to true love, it completely touches their blind spots.

Guanyin Bodhisattva once transformed into a beautiful woman, walked around the world, asked mortals to recite scriptures, and promised to marry her. However, on the wedding night, the bride who transformed into a woman suddenly died, leaving behind the allusion of a red and pink skull.

This allusion is also to enlighten the world, and there is no love mixed in it.

Ultimately.

They don't understand love. Of course, they may understand it, but they have been aloof for so long that they have forgotten what true love is!

"Venerable Guanyin, what do you think?" Tathagata asked worriedly, "Is the solution mentioned by Li Xiaobai true or false?"

"He walks the world preaching and preaching scriptures with love, and he will definitely not give false explanations." Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed, "World Honored One, the crux is on our side. If you are ruthless, you will become a dog, but if you are sentimental, you need to completely enter the world and give up your Zen mind. Even if you find true love in the world, once you return to Buddhism, you will inevitably fall into the trap next time you meet Li Xiaobai. If you go back and forth like this, my Buddhism will be in danger."

"According to the Bodhisattva, what should be done?" Tathagata asked.

"Cut the grass and root it out." Guanyin Bodhisattva was silent for a moment and said decisively, "If you continue to cut it off, you will suffer chaos."

At this time.

A monk sent a message: "World Honored One, the Great Immortal Zhenyuan is outside seeking an audience. He said he wanted to inquire about Lingshan Buddha..."