Chapter 1026: Stronger Mandarin Duck Spectrum

"I am a scorpion living in Lingshan. I listened to Buddhist sermons at Leiyin Temple. After transforming into a human form, I looked as beautiful as a flower. I have been practicing for many years. The weapons I am good at are transformed from my two front feet. I am born with horse poison. Under the sting, immortals and gods cannot escape, and the most glorious achievement is to sting the middle finger of Tathagata Buddha. Although I am a fairy, I like to chant sutras and watch Buddha, and I like to be leisurely. I came to the blind date meeting this time because I want to find a match. Couple, live in harmony for a hundred years. I wish to win the heart of one person and stay together till the end of our lives..."

The MV ends.

A daughter's love song reflects the past and present life of the Queen of Xiliang and Tang Seng. The two people looked at each other much more harmoniously, and the strangeness disappeared quietly. They stepped aside hand in hand and walked into the marriage that had been established beside the stage. Hall, for a deeper understanding, and watch the progress below.

Next, the scorpion spirit appeared on the stage. She was beautiful with gold and jade, and had a warm and fragrant soft jade. Compared with the Queen of Xiliang, she had a different style.

In the VCR introduction, she seemed to transform into a strange fairy with friendship, beauty, and eccentricity.

After taking the stage, she glanced at Tang Seng sadly, and then turned her gaze to the contestants behind her, without the temptation of Tang Seng Yuanyang.

The only thing that attracted her was the various rewards after a successful match, so her eyes became much calmer and she even began to weigh the pros and cons in her mind.

"She is as beautiful as a flower and has skin as thick as fat. Although guest No. 2 is a goblin, she was able to escape from the hands of the Buddha. She is good at martial arts and wisdom. She is not a thing in a pool. Everyone, is anyone willing to choose her?" Li Mu observed. asked everyone's expressions.

Everyone hesitated.

suddenly.

Zhu Bajie raised his hand. He glanced at the Scorpion Spirit, then turned his attention to a group of warblers and swallows not far away. He swallowed hard and said, "Tianzun, I have something to say."

"Marshal wants to select a scorpion spirit?" Li Mu asked.

"No, I want to quit." Zhu Bajie said.

"Why?" Zhu Bajie's answer was beyond Li Mu's expectation.

"Tianzun, Lao Zhu is married in Gao Laozhuang. Cuilan is my first wife. Although we had some misunderstandings before, Lao Zhu has been trying his best to save this relationship these days. Tian Zun, Lao Zhu is already married. I let Cuilan down once, and I don’t want to let her down a second time." Zhu Bajie glanced in the direction of Gao Cuilan in the audience, and said resolutely, "You can only learn to cherish when you lose it. Cuilan doesn't have the grace and luxury of the queen, nor does she have the elegance of the queen. She is not as smart and lively as the Scorpion Spirit, but in the heart of the old pig, Cuilan is the most beautiful woman in the world. I want to leave all my heart to Cuilan. Tianzun, please allow me to withdraw. "

What an idiot!

Are you moving yourself?

What does it mean to not have the splendor of a queen, but not the liveliness of a scorpion spirit?

What woman wants to hear such compliments?

Too bad I thought you were the best at pleasing women!

Even if you want to please me, you can't say such things?

Li Mu looked helplessly at Zhu Bajie, feeling sorry for his misfortune and angry that he would not fight.

But at this time, he naturally couldn't demolish Zhu Bajie. On this stage, he was the wingman of the entire learning team.

"After going through thousands of sails, you know that the ordinary is the truth. Marshal Tianpeng, you have realized it. Remember the promise at this moment, step down and find Cuilan! I will give you both the deepest blessings." Li Mu looked at it with appreciation. Looking at Zhu Bajie, he took the lead in applauding.

Amidst the applause.

Zhu Bajie flew off the stage and landed next to Gao Cuilan, with a playful look on his face, but Gao Cuilan gave him a hard look.

Zhu Bajie didn't know why.

Li Mu's voice continued: "Lovers will eventually get married, Marshal, you chose Gao Cuilan, I will also send you a love song to bless you!"

The words fell.

The music starts again.

Gao Cuilan's eyes turned gentle, looking at Zhu Bajie, and her light voice sounded: "Sit on the carpet with your back against the quilt, listen to music and talk about your wishes. You hope that I will become more and more gentle, and I hope you will keep me in your heart... "

This is the most suitable song for a relationship. If the male protagonist were not Zhu Bajie, this MV would be no less than the Queen and Tang Monk's "Daughter's Love". It may become a classic that will be spread forever in the world of Journey to the West.

I have to say that once the mood is right, the MV is really suitable for falling in love.

on the stage.

The queen's eyes were like water, and her eyes became softer when she looked at Elder Tang. Tang Monk recalled the MV just now and glanced at the Queen of Xiliang. At this moment, he truly realized the beauty of love.

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"Li Xiaobai's magical powers are indeed born for love." The Jade Emperor sighed in his heart. When Mv was no longer in battle, everything seemed to become so harmonious and natural.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor's remaining doubts about the fourth wall disappeared. He looked at Yang Jian beside him, "Erlang, do you have someone you like?"

Yang Jian was stunned.

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly: "If not, you can also go to the blind date conference to experience it. Maybe you can find an opportunity to go to the outside world and appreciate the broader scenery."

"Your Majesty, I have no intention..." Yang Jian had come to Wuzhuang Temple some time ago, but the more he understood Li Xiaobai's magical powers, the more confused he became about the outside world. Coupled with his mother's experience, subconsciously he wanted to escape. , the previous ambitions disappeared after learning about Li Xiaobai's achievements.

"Erlang, let alone intentional or unintentional, those monkeys have taken that step and stood in the middle of the stage for anyone to choose. If you continue to stand still, without saying whether you can break the fourth wall, wait until they realize Li Xiaobai's magical power , how should you deal with it? Are you willing to be manipulated by others?" The Jade Emperor looked down at Li Xiaobai below and said seriously, "Do you know why I agreed to the title of Wu Tianzun? It is true that even I can't do anything about his magical powers!"

"..." Yang Jian was stunned.

"Erlang, times have changed, and you still have to find a partner." The Jade Emperor said, "Even if you don't go on a blind date, you can still find someone in private."

"Chen...chen..." Looking at Zhu Bajie in the MV below and the various dogs on the stage, Yang Jian's expression changed several times, and finally he gritted his teeth and said, "I obey the order."

"Master, I'm not afraid of Li Xiaobai." Beside him, Roaring Sky Dog shrugged his nose, looked at the many dogs on the stage with fascination, and said, "Wu Tianzun's magical power is to transform into a dog. I am already a dog. , a magical power that naturally restrains him. If he really dares to mess with you, just let me go up and bite him."

Yang Jian looked down at his dog and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense."

Roaring Heavenly Dog smacked his mouth: "It's a pity that the immortal kings turned into dogs by Li Xiaobai are all male. Otherwise, if I were to take the stage, why would there be a female goblin? It is only natural for dogs to mate with dogs."

"……"Yang Jian.

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"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you. Romance is not a luxury. There is no need to travel across mountains and rivers, and there is no need to dig your heart out. As long as you put your heart into it, you can feel the romantic interest at any time."

The Queen of Xiliang chose Tang Seng, while Zhu Bajie withdrew and chose Gao Cuilan. In a short time, two pairs were formed, and the situation was great. Li Mu struck while the iron was hot, "Monkey Brother, Wu Jing, Lu Ren, Ao Lie. Tang Seng and Wu Neng were already looking for You have found your perfect match, do you still have to wait? Relationships can be cultivated slowly, but if you wait any longer, high-quality resources will become less and less."

"I choose Scorpion."

Two voices sounded in unison.

Li Mu looked.

It's Sun Wukong and Lu Ren.

The Scorpion Spirit was stunned. First, the Queen robbed Tang Seng, and then Zhu Bajie chose a mortal in front of her. She felt that she was completely ignored and was sulking. Unexpectedly, two people chose her. She couldn't help but Make her smile.

"Brother Monkey, you choose first." Lu Ren unexpectedly collided with Monkey King. Lu Ren quickly gave in. It was not easy for Brother Monkey to find his match. He could not break the marriage of the great sage.

"Old road, let me leave it to you, just a goblin. I will not compete with the younger generation." Sun Wukong finally mustered up the courage, but he collided with his master's illegitimate son. He could not stop him due to emotion and reason. The opportunity for my junior brother to realize enlightenment.

"..." The corner of the Scorpion Spirit's mouth twitched violently, and with a fierce heart, he pointed at Xiao Bailong, "Tianzun, true love is only when two people are happy. I don't want either of them, I choose Ao Lie."

Xiao Bailong was stunned, looked at Sun Wukong, and then at Lu Ren. He never expected that he would receive an arrow for no reason.

The Scorpion Spirit looked over proudly: "Third Prince, do you dare to talk to me about a vigorous love affair, so that we can understand the avenue of love together, break through the fourth wall, and go to the outside world to be free?"

"I..." Xiao Bailong looked at Sun Wukong and the two.

"Don't let me look down on you!" Scorpion Spirit took a step forward and said, "I'm just asking you if you dare?"

"Ao Lie, don't be underestimated by women. It's not easy to find someone with your personality. No matter whether you succeed or not, you have to take the first step." Finally, someone fell in love with Ao Lie, and of course Li Mu wouldn't miss it. The opportunity immediately threw aside Sun Wukong and Lu Ren who had just spoken. If they could speak the first time, they could speak the second time. There were many good women behind them, so they kicked out the difficult ones first.

These guys met for the first time. There was no love at first sight. They became a couple.

"Junior brother, Lao Lu spoke first." Sun Wukong fought for Lu Ren.

"Relationships can only be fought for, not given. They are pushed back and forth, and you are not sincere at first sight. Even if you are forced to be with her, you will not reach the end. The road is difficult to achieve." Li Mu shook his head, "What we ultimately seek is through true love. Come and understand the great road, you have no chance. A man and a woman must always take the initiative, so the chance of Ao Lie and Scorpion Jing being together is much greater than yours. Brother Monkey, don’t get involved anymore, remember, next time we meet If it's appropriate, don't give in, grab it."

Sun Wukong stopped talking.

"Ao Lie, think about your tribe and the grievances you have suffered. Have you never thought about getting ahead and are you willing to live in a cowardly life?" Li Mu said coldly, "God will help those who help themselves. The opportunity has been taken away. It’s in front of you, don’t make mistakes.”

Ao Lie took a deep look at the scorpion spirit, gritted his teeth, and walked out.

The music starts.

"I came from spring, and you said in autumn that you wanted to separate, and that you promised not to be sad for you, but how could your mood be fine? Why is it always like this? I have you deep in my heart, and I want to ask you if you want to accompany me to the end of the world. ..." The Scorpion Spirit picked up the guitar and started playing and singing in front of Xiao Bailong.

The MV did not envelope Xiao Bailong.

But the moment the song started playing, Xiao Bailong was stunned. He stared at the Scorpion Spirit playing the guitar: "Crazy for love! It turns out that I have never loved Princess Halloween."

It took a while.

Xiao Bailong suddenly turned to Li Mu, his eyes lit up: "Tianzun, it's her."

"Come on." Li Mu smiled slightly, clenched his fists and made a cheering gesture.

…

The little white dragon and the scorpion spirit successfully joined hands, as if they had opened Pandora's box, and the atmosphere on the scene suddenly became lively.

After realizing that the appearance of a single female guest was not very effective.

Li Mu changed his strategy.

The remaining female guests were pushed onto the stage at once.

"I am Mrs. Diyong from the bottomless pit of Xingkong Mountain. I am good at wielding two-pronged swords. Li Jing, the King of Pagodas, is my adoptive father, and the Great God of Santan Haihui is my adopted brother..."

"I am the fairy who sat down with the Queen Mother of Yaochi. I usually listen to the Queen Mother's lectures and have no special skills. I once met the Great Sage in the Peach Garden. From that moment on, the heroic appearance of the Great Sage often appears in my heart. , but due to the rules of heaven, I dare not reveal it. Today, Wu Tianzun’s blind date conference gave me an opportunity to bravely reveal my heart..."

"I am the Jade Rabbit of Guanghan Palace. I am weak in character, but unwilling to be ordinary. I hope to find my own path. I am grateful to Wu Tianzun for giving me this opportunity..."

"I was once a female corpse turned into white bones on Baihu Ridge. I absorbed the aura of heaven and earth, absorbed the essence of the sun and moon, and transformed into a human form..."

"I am the apricot tree spirit from Thorn Ridge. I have never harmed anyone in my life. I like to recite poetry and paint, and roam freely between heaven and earth..."

…

When all the female guests have finished introducing themselves.

on the stage.

There was a lot of excitement and excitement.

Li Mu stood in the middle of the stage: "Scorpion Spirit is right. Taking turns on stage will inevitably make people miss the true fate. Let's just let go and walk around each other, choosing the right one. Come to me to register and receive your prizes and blessings, but there are ugly words ahead. If you are just greedy for prizes and got together at random, don't blame me for being ruthless."

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In reality, blind dates cannot be carried out according to the script like on TV, so the strategy of timely changes has achieved excellent results.

They go on stage in order, and the person they like is chosen early, which will inevitably dampen their enthusiasm.

But on stage at the same time, the competition is fair, and everyone has a chance.

No one cared about Li Mu's words. Before Li Mu finished speaking, the banshees and fairies rushed towards the targets they had chosen in advance, grabbing every one they could.

The peaches, the elixir, and the opportunity to comprehend the Great Dao made them burst with unprecedented enthusiasm.

Those invited to the blind date conference, even fairies in the sky, are still at the bottom of society and have no chance of getting the elixir of flat peach.

Marriage is an opportunity for them to achieve success in one step, and no one is willing to give up.

As Wu Tianzun said, feelings can be cultivated slowly. If you miss the blind date stage, you will really have a hard time getting married to the person you want to marry on the stage.

"Great Sage, choose me. We met in Pantaoyuan that day, and you used the immobilization method to immobilize our sisters. Later, when you were causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, I watched your heroic battle from a distance. For hundreds of years, I have never forgotten it.”

"Scrolling Heavenly General, I think we can try to get along. When I see the skulls on your neck, I feel friendly. I think this is fate!"

"Mr. Lu, let's be together! You are a mortal, I am not very spiritual, and I am a plant spirit. If we enter the bridal chamber, we will not cause any harm to your body..."

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The Buddhist scripture-seeking team around Li Xiaobai is the most popular. Those who are closer to the water and towers will get the moon first. The closer to Wu Tianzun, the more opportunities they will get.

Moreover, the most important point is that Sun Wukong and others are not dogs.

No matter how prominent the identities of Taibai Jinxing and others were before, it was too difficult to have true love with them the moment they turned into dogs.

The stage suddenly became lively.

Li Mu raised his head towards where the Buddhist door was, smiled slightly, and snapped his fingers.

Damn it! Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed slightly, but before she could react, the lights flashed, and the Buddhist Bodhisattva and Luo Hanran, including her, were covered by the explosive sound of electronic music.

"There are too many right and wrongs in love. When you are in a happy place, mix his impulse with her reasons, regardless of the consequences. There are a million holes in the reasons. Let's break it down soon. The most naked thing will happen afterward. I don't care whether you love me or not afterwards. Taking care of me affects the outcome..."

How can the stage of dating and making friends not have music to add to the fun?