Chapter 980 Killing the Chicken to Scare the Monkey
Eight hundred miles of Huangfengling.
The flags are fluttering and the evil wind blows.
The rumor of Tang Monk's meat spread in advance made it no longer a chance encounter between the Yellow Wind Monster and the Buddhist scripture-seeking team.
Moreover.
Li Mu's boat is so eye-catching and dazzling.
When he was more than fifty miles away from Huangfengling, he was discovered by the patrolling little demon.
Then, the monsters all over the mountains and plains spread out their formation.
Standing among the yellow wind monsters is a golden helmet and golden armor, holding a three-pronged steel fork. The tail of the pheasant on the helmet is swaying in the wind, making it majestic.
It was the first time that Tang Seng saw so many mountain spirits and wild monsters. He stood on the bow of the boat, his face a little pale.
He couldn't imagine what kind of fate he would suffer if he were captured by these monsters and how many people would secretly watch him make a fool of himself if he didn't meet Li Xiaobai.
Gao Cuilan hid behind everyone, holding on to the boat gang to prevent herself from falling. Even though she had practiced martial arts for several days, she was still essentially a fragile woman who had never seen the world.
Sun Wukong looked lazily at the group of monsters opposite him, with no intention of taking action. His junior brother made a bet with Guanyin that he could not break his family's rules.
"What a sin!" Li Mu played with the Fengfeng Bead and shook his head slightly, "Bodhisattva, do you think that rat spirit has gathered so many monsters, and how many people has it eaten over the years?"
"Don't provoke me." Lingji Bodhisattva sat cross-legged on the deck and said, "Everything has been revealed to the public. It is meaningless to talk about it. You and I both know that everything is arranged by the Buddha. The Feilong Staff and the Wind-Fixing Pill Now that I have been deceived by you, just go and surrender the yellow wind monster, but I want to see how you can defeat the Buddha's plan and arrangement without using a weapon."
Lingji Bodhisattva broke the jar and simply brought everything to light, "Don't scare the Yellow Wind Monster by borrowing my name. Although I am not your opponent, I still have the confidence not to be used by you. "
Said.
He smiled softly and chanted a mantra.
Used an invisibility method.
Then he disappeared next to everyone.
Just as Li Mugang was about to speak, he saw Lingji Bodhisattva's sexy moves, and his face suddenly became weird. He couldn't help but sigh: "Bodhisattva, why are you doing this?"
The words have not yet finished.
Meow meow meow!
A cat's meow suddenly sounded next to everyone.
Everyone unanimously turned their attention to the place where the cat's meow came from, which is where Lingji Bodhisattva stood just now.
Sun Wukong even used his fiery eyes. At one glance, his golden eyelids blinked rapidly. For a moment, he didn't know what expression to make on his face.
"Brother Monkey, what is Bodhisattva doing?" Zhu Bajie curiously touched the place where the cat was meowing.
"Meow!" The cat's meow accidentally changed its tone, followed by a gust of wind. Lingji Bodhisattva deftly avoided Zhu Bajie's salty hands.
The cat meows.
The tense atmosphere was gone.
Gao Cuilan asked curiously: "Master, is this Bodhisattva imitating cat meowing?"
In the eyes of the little village girl, Lingji Bodhisattva is two-faced, goes back on his word, and dances like that. His image has been ruined for a long time. Isn't it surprising that he is now invisible and meowing like a cat?
"Li Xiaobai, you...you go too far!" The cat's meow ended, and Lingji Bodhisattva's furious voice came.
"Dance if you dare to run away." Li Mu looked at the corner of the boat with a faint threat.
He couldn't see through the invisibility spell before, and he still can't see through it now.
But after adding up the four-dimensional attributes, he can no longer see people with his eyes. His nose, touch, and hearing can all replace his eyes. Even if Lingji Bodhisattva is invisible, he can still clearly perceive his position, movements, and posture. !
at this time.
Lingji Bodhisattva hid in the corner of the boat and kept putting clothes on his body, but in the invisible state, he couldn't put it on.
"Shameless." Lingji Bodhisattva was stunned and couldn't stop trembling.
"No one can be invisible next to me, not even Buddha." Li Muxiao looked at Lingji's position and said to the curious Gao Cuilan, "Cuilan, go back to your room and take shelter."
"Yes, Master." Gao Cuilan followed the voice and glanced at the location of Lingji Bodhisattva, then hesitantly returned to the cabin.
"Bodhisattva, don't bother, you can't wear it if you don't show up." Li Mu smiled and shook his head, "I use your fame to scare the Yellow Wind Monster, how can you avoid it!"
Lingji Bodhisattva remained silent.
"If you don't reveal yourself, I will force you to reveal yourself." Li Mu continued.
"Li Xiaobai, if you do such evil, Buddha will not let you go." Lingji Bodhisattva cursed in a low voice, trembling and revealing his figure in front of everyone.
A naked monk appeared in front of everyone holding a pile of clothes.
There was an uproar.
Does everyone finally know what happened?
Tang Monk suddenly closed his eyes: "Amitabha."
Zhu Bajie scanned Bodhisattva up and down and joked: "Bodhisattva, let's be honest and naked. Lingshan Buddha is helping you understand the Dharma!"
Lu Ren was stunned.
Good guy, the Dream Master must have done this on purpose!
Mu Zha broke out in a cold sweat, suddenly worried about his future fate. Li Xiaobai's character was too bad, and it would not be easy for him to leave after crossing Huangfengling.
After a while, Lingji Bodhisattva had already put on his clothes and stood beside Li Mu with an expressionless face: "I don't know where you come from, but one day you will get burned."
Li Mu smiled and looked back at Lu Ren.
Lu Ren turned his head away in embarrassment.
"Bodhisattva underestimates me. I never set fire to myself, but always set fire to the world." Li Mu shook his head gently and looked down at the yellow wind monster below. "No matter how dark the sky is, I will burn it to a bright world. In fact, without you , it’s just a little troublesome for me to solve the problem.”
While talking.
The painting boat has already flown over Huangfengling.
"Kill Tang Monk and seek immortality."
"The monk from the Tang Dynasty, get off the boat quickly. King Huang Feng is kind-hearted and can give you a good time."
…
A large group of monsters waved their weapons and shouted towards the boat.
Only the yellow wind monster tree stared blankly at Lingji Bodhisattva on the bow of the boat, trembling all over and not knowing how to react!
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" the school boy next to him asked puzzledly, "It's time to let the wind blow him away. Didn't we already discuss the countermeasures and blow away Monkey King Monkey King who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace? We took the opportunity to rob Monk Tang. After eating his flesh and blood, they immediately fled to a foreign country and lived happily ever after? If you don't blow it, they will fly over..."
"Blow, blow, blow you to death. The monk who suffered from the plague invited Lingji Bodhisattva from nowhere. The Bodhisattva has a wind-fixing pill in his hand, which can control my three-flavored divine wind." The yellow wind monster held the three-stranded fork. His hands were trembling, and his face was full of bitterness, "Poseidon is good at pinching and calculating. He slipped away early, but he tricked me. This time, he is doomed..."
"Bodhisattva?" The principal looked up to the sky.
"Bodhisattva forgives Huang Feng for mistakenly believing the slander and becoming greedy for the holy monks in the east. He also asks Bodhisattva to remember that the big mistake has not yet been made, and to let Huang Feng survive. From then on, Huang Feng worships Bodhisattva day and night and leads everyone The demon abandoned evil and followed good..." The Yellow Wind Monster knelt on the ground tremblingly, begging Lingji Bodhisattva for forgiveness.
In an instant.
The hustle and bustle of Huangfengling fell silent.
Lingji Bodhisattva looked at the yellow wind monster below who was timid before fighting. Thinking about what happened to him, he became very angry: "Yellow wind monster, Tang Monk is a traitor. If you can capture him, I will go to Tathagata to intercede for mercy." , to absolve you of your sins.”
The yellow wind monster suddenly froze and said in a trembling voice: "Bodhisattva, this is true."
"Seriously." Lingji Bodhisattva was completely prepared, "Don't worry, I will stop the flying dragon staff and prevent it from getting at you."
"Thank you Bodhisattva." The Yellow Wind Monster was overjoyed. "Tiger Pioneer, go into battle and knock the boat down. You and I will share the meat of Monk Tang."
Tang Monk glared at Lingji Bodhisattva.
Sun Wukong glanced at Lingji faintly and shook his head disdainfully.
"Bodhisattva, you are walking in a narrow road. You have underestimated me." Li Mu glanced at Lingji with pity, "If these little demons can force me to take action, I will be in vain to become Lingshan Buddha!"
"Don't forget the bet you made with Guanyin Bodhisattva. To save the monsters along the way, using the Feilong Zen Staff is against the rules." Lingji Bodhisattva sneered, "There are gods and gods in heaven and earth watching, you can't rely on them. …”
Roar!
A tiger roared.
The tiger vanguard with yellow hair and golden eyes held two red copper knives and was carrying the demonic wind. He led fifty strong little demons and rushed towards the painting boat regardless of the situation.
These monsters in the mountains are not afraid of heaven or earth. They have never heard of the name of the Monkey King.
All they know is that they will live forever after eating Tang Monk's meat, and all their bad karma will be eliminated by eating Li Xiaobai.
The two complement each other.
It is a great blessing.
Then who cares whether it’s a Bodhisattva or not?
What's more.
The Bodhisattva has already said that Tang Monk rebelled against Buddhism, and taking him down would not be a sin, but would be a meritorious service.
"I never wanted to cheat." Li Mu smiled and glanced down, "Bodhisattva has figured out what it means to truly save all sentient beings. Just as no one can be invisible around me, no one can be invisible around me. I can hold a sword and a gun in front of me."
The next moment.
Music came.
The Tiger Pioneer who had just jumped suddenly fell to the ground.
“Hey no matter where you go,
グオディルブァド,
The pretty girls are AOA
I'm good I'm hot I'm fresh I'm fly You know (I know) You know (I know)"
The melancholy sound from the foreign land sounded again.
In front of thousands of little demons, Tiger Pioneer and his elite group held their chins on the backs of their hands and squatted on the ground enchantingly, with their waists and long legs exposed...
Wriggling around like a kitten, it danced an enchanting and seductive dance.
The weapons in their hands have long been put down, and the armor on their bodies has been replaced by miniskirts, and they are also wearing ten centimeter high heels.
The only thing that's a bit jarring is that.
These not-fully-evolved monsters still maintain their crude faces and body shapes, but this does not affect their standard dancing postures...
call!
A gust of mountain wind blew by.
All the monsters on Huangfengling seemed to have stopped, falling into a strange silence.
Lingji Bodhisattva's eyes were dull and he was lost in bad memories.
The Yellow Wind Monster blankly asked the primary school student next to him: "What is the Tiger Pioneer doing?"
The primary school student swallowed: "If I saw it correctly, it should be dancing..."
…
"AOA's "Like a Cat"?" Lu Ren asked uncertainly.
"Probably!" Li Mu smiled. He planned to give Tiger Pioneer a pair of two tigers. Who knows how he randomly found such an enchanting song? However, tigers and cats should be similar!
"Yellow Wind Monster, if you don't take action yet, when will you wait?" Lingji Bodhisattva came back to his senses and shouted to the dazed Yellow Wind Monster, "That evil method can't hurt anyone. If you force him to take action, I will ask for credit for you."
"Lingji Bodhisattva, do you know why I insisted on bringing you here even though I knew you would do bad things?" Li Mu glanced sideways at Lingji and asked with a smile.
"Why?" A bad premonition flashed through Lingji's heart.
"It's just killing a chicken to scare the monkeys!"
Li Mu blinked at him and spit out four words.
The next second.
Lingji Bodhisattva suddenly shrank.
In full view of everyone, he transformed into a shiny golden retriever.