Chapter 990: Collusion

We agreed to learn from the experience, but in the end they all rushed to marry each other, and they all flocked to each other. Didn't you find something wrong?

A pirate ship, this is a pirate ship!

If I had known this, why not have I turned into a horse?

You wouldn't force a horse to get married, right?

Xiao Bailong looked at Li Xiaobai and was frightened. You always want to fight against Buddha, don't treat me like a gunman!

"Ao Lie, after Lingji Bodhisattva left, the sutra collection group has become a whole on the Tathagata's side. Don't make the mistake." Li Mu's message resounded in Xiao Bailong's ears in time.

In the world of Journey to the West, dragons are humble existences that anyone can step on.

If he hadn't taken the initiative to find love in order to appease Xiao Bailong, Li Mu's methods wouldn't be so gentle!

What Li Mu thought was a gentle method was like a thunderbolt in Xiao Bailong's heart. He forced out an ugly smile and said, "In this way, Ao Lie will thank Lingshan Buddha."

People under the eaves have to bow their heads.

Li Xiaobai was a big boss who dared to confront the entire Lingshan. After all, Xiao Bailong did not dare to confront him. However, he made up his mind to deal with the matter first.

It's not up to him to decide whether to find a wife or not.

If you can't find it, you can't find it. You can't force the head of a cow to drink water!

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"...Or come directly to my house

Treat me to another meal

Chat with me

You'd better find me a wife

It's best to help me find a wife..."

It lasted just over three minutes, and Sha Monk's sad and helpless singing gradually came to an end.

The lyrics suit the occasion. Everyone in the Buddhist scripture group listened to the song and had their own thoughts, but they were mostly thinking about their wife.

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Withdrawing from the MV materialization, Sha Seng had a look of fear on his face, holding the demon-suppressing staff in front of his chest, and stared at Li Xiaobai: "Who are you? What did you do to me just now?"

Li Mu smiled, put his hands behind his back, and stood calmly: "Sha Wujing, I am Lingshan Buddha, incarnate as Li Xiaobai, walking around the world, and saving the true Buddha."

"Junior brother Sha, don't be angry with Lingshan Buddha. Does Guanyin Temple know about it? In her territory, the Bodhisattva was forced to sing two songs before he made a bet with Lingshan Buddha. The content of the bet was that he would not move a sword without moving. The soldiers have finished their journey westward. If it weren't for this restriction, you wouldn't have had the chance to stand here intact..."

After being awakened by Li Mu, Lu Ren's initiative suddenly increased.

In order for the wish to come true, there must be no less than one member of the Buddhist scripture-seeking team. Li Mu played a bad role to torment Sha Seng, so he naturally needed to play a good role to ease the atmosphere. The situation could not be allowed to remain deadlocked.

Because of his work, Lu Ren is good at mediating various conflicts and disputes.

Especially to mediate the conflicts created by Li Xiaobai, it is quite simple. There is basically no need to persuade, and bluffing is enough.

After saying this, Monk Sha looked at the so-called Lingshan Buddha Li Xiaobai in astonishment. Even Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help him?

"Lu Ren, you are wrong. Don't do good deeds because they are trivial, and don't do evil deeds because they are trivial. It is not because of the bet that I am merciful, but because I am merciful." Li Mu smiled slightly and looked at Sha Sha with pity. The monk corrected him, "Even if Wu Jing really leaves, I will not pierce Wu Jing's heart with a flying sword like the Jade Emperor did. The power in the three realms is too strong. I should set an example and influence this unfair world with my own power. As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world."

"That's good, that's good." Tang Monk clasped his hands together and became more and more determined towards the Buddha.

"..." Monk Sha looked at Li Xiaobai stupidly, was it a threat? It's not a threat! Can you tell me whether I can leave or not? !

Xiao Bailong looked sideways at the two people who were singing together, and slandered that they would turn people into dogs at the slightest disagreement. Even if they wanted to be arrogant, they couldn't be arrogant!

Being able to get rid of Gao Cuilan's control and pick up girls openly, Zhu Bajie's gloom for the past few days was swept away, and he rushed to express: "Junior Brother Sha, you don't know, the rat spirit Huang Feng Monster sitting down in Huangfengling Buddha is blocking the way and wants to eat our master's meat. In exchange for immortality. As a result, Lingji Bodhisattva held the Feilong staff and the Wind-fixing Pearl and refused to help. Guess what?"

"You have already said before that Lingji Bodhisattva has turned into a dog." Sha Wujing was in a daze.

"Of course he turned into a dog. But it was no ordinary dog. Lingshan Buddha personally took action and turned him into a dog. It is equivalent to a seal. He will never be able to change it back with his own ability."

Zhu Bajie boasted for Li Mu happily, "At that time, Hui'an Xinghe, a disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva, was watching, but he didn't even dare to fart, so he just watched Lingji Bodhisattva turn into a dog. Not only that, Up and down Huangfengling, there are tens of thousands of monsters all over the mountains and plains. Lingshan Buddha does not move his shoulders and moves, and with a wave of his hand, no matter whether they are wolves, tigers or leopards, they all turn into wild dogs in that moment, and no one can escape."

"If you can't use weapons, you can't use weapons." Li Mu agreed with a smile, "I keep my word."

Fine beads of sweat broke out from Monk Sha's forehead. He thought of a group of dog spirits whistling past the Liusha River that day.

If there were only one or two dog spirits, he would just cut them off and eat them.

But at that time, a group of dogs flying over covered the sky and the sun. He hid under the quicksand river and did not dare to show his face!

Two famous Bodhisattvas, tens of thousands of monsters turned into dogs, quietly sealed him up and sang with magic...

This kind of magic is no less impressive than that of Buddha!

For a while.

Monk Sha was in a daze and sweating like rain: "Lingshan Buddha, disciple..."

"Return to the team!" Li Mu smiled slightly, "Only by staying can you control your own destiny. When you return to Liusha River, Guanyin will naturally no longer care about your life and death, and I will no longer interfere with your life. You can only I spent my whole life as a monster in Liusha River and watched the world change. You were once the curtain general of heaven, so why should you surrender and remain a monster? Now that the world has changed, you have to fight for your destiny. Bundle."

"Yes, Lingshan Buddha." Monk Sha looked at Li Mu, struggled for a long time, put away the demon-suppressing staff, and jumped back to the deck.

Li Xiaobai, who is known as the Lingshan Buddha, said it lightly, but looking at what he did, he really didn't look like a gentleman.

Monk Sha had long understood that everyone Li Xiaobai met who disobeyed him or opposed him either compromised or turned into a dog.

Everything depends on the result.

No matter how nice Li Xiaobai's words were, the result was that none of those who opposed him would end up well.

Looking at Lingshan Buddha with a gentle smile, Sha Monk firmly believed that as long as he dared to leave, even Lingji Bodhisattva could not break the dog-changing technique, and nine times out of ten, it would fall on him.

If you turn into a dog and return to the sand river, you will really have no future.

Why gamble on this possibility?

He is just a small person, but he does not think that his magic power will be higher than that of the two Bodhisattvas. He would rather offend the Bodhisattvas than offend the villain!

…

After finishing the Sha Seng, the boat continued westward.

There are still two days left until the day when the Four Saints will test their Zen hearts set by Tathagata.

so.

The boat is not moving very fast.

After Li Mu made clear his arrangements for everyone, finding love became the group's top priority.

Therefore, after the daily love movies and TV dramas, the study of books such as "The Guide to Chasing Girls", "The Bible of Love", "Understand a Little Love Psychology Every Day", etc. has become a required course.

"Since ancient times, true love cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts. Tang Sanzang was a monk, Zhu Wuneng was demoted to the mortal world for molesting Chang'e, Xiao Bailong was betrayed by a woman, and Sha Wujing only knew how to practice. In the final analysis, you guys A few emotional idiots must be trained before they can find true love."

Li Mu faced a few people and talked eloquently, "Love is a war without life and death, without gunpowder smoke. The wisdom of fighting is about routines. Use some small means and tricks to gain a love of your own. This is not deception. After all, we use tricks to be with them. It is neither money nor sex, but to let them experience a better life..."

The little white dragon has a black line on its head.

"What Lingshan Buddha said is very reasonable." Zhu Bajie nodded frequently, "These days, Lao Zhu has also learned some insights from watching movies. In heaven, if he uses some legitimate means to pursue Fairy Chang'e, given Lao Zhu's status at the time, he must be the best. The emperor will also fulfill his wish, so why did he end up like this?"

"Yes!" Li Mu nodded with a smile, "Old Zhu, you are at a disadvantage because you don't understand women's hearts. Chang'e, Second Sister Egg, and even your legitimate wife Cuilan are separated from you. You are indeed a failure. "

"..." Zhu Bajie was heartbroken. He glanced at Gao Cuilan secretly and felt an inexplicable dissatisfaction in his heart. Even his wife was thinking about separating from him all the time. He seemed to be a bit of a failure!

Gao Cuilan spat lightly, looking at Li Xiaobai who was talking eloquently, her eyes were wandering, she didn't know what she was thinking about?

"...The monk is not scary, the ugly is not scary, the inability to speak is not scary, and the understanding of women's hearts is not scary." Li Mu pointed out the characteristics of several people in turn and gave them pre-war training. "To a certain extent, Say, what you think are your shortcomings are exactly your strengths. Tang Sanzang, I know a monk named Cangyang Gyatso. He was both pious and passionate. He walked the world and left behind many beautiful love legends. You have been very happy these past two days. After understanding his deeds, use him as a template to create your own personality. Once your personality is established, your love will follow."

"Yes, Lingshan Buddha." Tang Monk clasped his hands together and said calmly.

He is not a stupid person. Now that things are going on, he has already felt that something is wrong.

Buddhism is black, and Li Xiaobai is not necessarily white either.

But as Li Xiaobai said, there is no turning back for him.

Unless Guanyin Bodhisattva can restrain Li Xiaobai.

otherwise.

He could only accompany Li Xiaobai until the end, even if he was acting, he had to continue acting, otherwise, it would be a disaster for Lingshan.

"Old pig, the ugly skin is not terrible, the interesting soul is actually more important..."

"Xiao Bailong, you are handsome enough, and if you maintain a melancholic temperament appropriately, you can attract the attention of some women to a certain extent. Of course, we will not consider monsters and gods, but you can be in the mortal world. Look for it.”

"As for Lao Sha, if you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first capture her stomach. I have recipes from eight major cuisines here. You can try to learn how to cook. You can also learn some skills from movies. Youdao is a martyr girl Afraid of stalking, sometimes stalking is also a skill..."

…

Li Mu, a senior straight man, worked overtime to train several straighter men in order to fulfill his client's dream.

Among the mountains.

Avalokitesvara, Manjusri, Puxian and Mother Lishan set up the manor, each changed their body shape, waiting for the Buddhist scripture collection team to pass by.

"A few Bodhisattvas are just trying to test Tang Monk's character. Sun Dasheng has a delicate heart and won't point it out when he sees it. Why should you be so cautious? How can you please Tang Monk by being so mean-spirited?" Old Mother Lishan Looking at the frowning Bodhisattvas, he joked with a smile.

She doesn't know what's going on in the lower world.

The Bodhisattva invited her to come out of the mountain, so she came. Studying for Buddhist scriptures was a staged drama. Joining it and playing a role could also serve as a break from the boring life.

Unexpectedly, everything has been arranged properly, but several Bodhisattvas still cannot enter the state.

"I don't know what happened to my mother. There is something wrong with the Buddhist scripture seeker. Please forgive me." Guanyin Bodhisattva hid Li Xiaobai's matter from Lishan's mother, but when the matter came to pass, something would happen if he hid it any more. The Bodhisattva felt it was necessary to tell him something. Wake up, old mother Lishan.

"What's the situation? Can't you and I cope with it?" Mother Lishan said with a smile.

Several Bodhisattvas looked at each other, and Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed: "There was a dispute within the Buddhist sect. Lingshan became a Buddha immediately. Without knowing the Buddha, he joined the group of Buddhist scriptures without permission..."

Li Xiaobai's true identity cannot be revealed, and it is very easy for others to take advantage of him. Guanyin Bodhisattva chose the most favorable rhetoric for Buddhism, and then told Li Shan's mother everything he could to help Li Xiaobai establish his identity as Lingshan Buddha.

"Lingshan became a Buddha?" Lishan's mother frowned.

"Yes, Lingshan Buddha's Dharma is based on the prayer wheels of all Buddhas and is figured out by oneself. He is also weird by nature and does all kinds of things that are unimaginable. If anything happens to me when I am trying my Zen mind this time, I would like to ask my mother to be more considerate. After all, Lingshan Buddha is too important to the West." Guanyin Bodhisattva made the request tactfully.

"Of course." Mother Lishan smiled nonchalantly, "It's not convenient for me to get involved in the internal affairs of Buddhism. I just have to play my role."

While several Bodhisattvas were talking.

The painting boat appeared far away from the eastern sky.

Mother Lishan was stunned: "This boat?"

"This is Lingshan Buddha's method!" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled bitterly. At the same time, she secretly prayed that nothing unexpected would happen.

"From this point of view, Lingshan Buddha's character is indeed quite weird. If Monk Tang goes to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures like this, he will indeed need to hone his temper." Lishan's mother shook her head and smiled, "Children, cheer up, let's strive for today I summoned Tang Monk to marry me and took his painting boat as a betrothal gift..."

…

Among the barren mountains and ridges.

A luxuriously furnished manor suddenly appeared, but everyone could feel something unusual.

Li Mu pointed down with a smile and said: "Xiao Bailong, have you seen the people below? Put the boat down, we will go and disturb you, and verify the results of your studies these days, cheer up, Maybe your life-long affairs can be solved now."

The reason why Li Mu seizes the time to conduct a surprise training on a few people's views on love is simply to take the opportunity of the Four Saints to test their Zen hearts and completely drag the group into trouble!

The Four Saints' test of the Zen mind was what he used to break the Zen mind of the sutra group!

However, plans cannot keep up with changes after all!

The moment the boat landed in front of the manor.

The high-class compound just now changed instantly, and it suddenly transformed from a richly decorated mansion into an animation style that was incompatible with the world.

The green bricks and green tiles reveal a hint of innocence in their neatness, and the entire courtyard is bright in color. From a distance, it seems to be glowing with a faint light.

The already transformed Lishan Mother and several Bodhisattvas pretended to be surprised and looked up at the painted boat in the sky. As a result, the four mother and daughter immediately transformed into animated versions of two-dimensional images.

The sudden change shocked everyone.

Lu Ren's eyes widened and he muttered: "Anime version!? Is it a conspiracy?"

The corners of Li Mu's eyes twitched violently. Damn it, why did he forget this? How the hell are you trying to practice Zen?