Chapter 23 Crazy Relatives
He Ming, carrying a backpack and wearing glasses, came to the underground garage, pushed out the motorcycle, and was about to ride out when he was suddenly surrounded by more than a dozen people.
"Cousin, cousin! Cousin, cousin." A group of people chattered, and He Ming finally understood. He promised them to buy an Apple mobile phone just now, so the group of people waited specially.
He Ming counted carefully, and there were about 16 people in total, including his cousins, cousins, sisters Chang, siblings Chang, all of whom were related by blood and were his relatives.
"Okay, okay. Which of you can drive the Hummer H1 next to it?"
"Cousin, do tractors count? The prince of tractors in my village." A cousin said triumphantly. He Ming sighed and said, "Catch Situ Haoran to me."
Situ Haoran drank too much, but he was stimulated with cold water, and he woke up screaming, and then he sat in the driver's seat, and the Hummer H1 forced 15 people into it. When He Longhao heard that He Ming was going to take people shopping, he would die Come on, so, the remaining nephew who is about seven or eight years old? He is the grandson of the eldest brother's son.
He Ming really had a headache when he heard about this relationship. He got on the motorcycle and said to He Longhao: "Hold on tighter, don't lose your nephew."
"Uncle, I'm not afraid, I often fall off the motorcycle. I'm fine! Uncle, buy me a game console later, okay?" The little boy said bravely, He Longhao rubbed his head with a chuckle, and then said to He Longhao Mingdao: "Brother, it's okay, we are all Xiaoqiang, supermen who can't be beaten to death!"
He Ming said: "Okay, let's get in the car and go." As he said that, when He Longhao and his nephew got in the car, He Ming rode past the Hummer H1, looked at the car full of heads, and looked at Situ Haoran who was smoking easily. Said: "If something happens to you on New Year's Day, don't mess with me!"
Situ Haoran patted his chest and said: "Brother, trust me. I am a car god, a car tyrant, a car monster, I am the only one who kills people, no one kills me!"
"Stop talking nonsense, be careful. Go to the commercial street!" He Ming thought about the location, and started on the road by bicycle.
Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and it is generally said that it is not open for business, but He Ming knows very well that when the business comes to the door, even the dead at home will pick it up.
And many shops in the commercial street open downstairs, eat and sleep upstairs, eat and sleep in the shop, and they must be open when they go.
Just hope nothing happens. As a result, the first time Situ Haoran drove a huge car like the Hummer H1 on the road, he became excited, accelerated continuously, threatened some small cars, and was extremely arrogant. The people in the car were also excited or scared, shouting and screaming.
He Ming yelled wildly: "Calm down! Don't drive so fast!"
Situ Haoran pretended not to hear, and shouted: "What, brother? You said hurry up? Got it!"
He Ming wished he could catch up and kill him, but luckily in the end, God bless, nothing happened.
People were coming and going on the commercial street, a giant red beast suddenly rushed in, and then everyone watched in amazement, one by one "crawled" over.
He Ming also caught up, without saying a word, he rushed over to ask Bian Situ Haoran, if he had been in a car accident just now, it would be a disaster for him, with so many relatives, uncles and uncles are probably going to die.
"You bastard! Can you be more serious? You are almost 30 years old!!" He Ming strangled Situ Haoran's neck vigorously.
Situ Haoran could still laugh and said, "I will always be 18 years old, young and cute forever. My heart will never grow old!"
He Ming let go of the bastard, counted the number of people, and said, "Come, come with me, don't get separated. If you get separated, call your parents, or call my parents."
"Brother, what should we do if we don't have a mobile phone?" A few young people didn't have mobile phones, so they shouted.
"You will have it soon, so don't get separated before you have a mobile phone. Otherwise, we won't be able to find you." He Ming threatened. I brought a large group of people to the digital plaza in the commercial street. It is also open on the first day of the Chinese New Year. There are many people. Also, there are more people during the Chinese New Year.
Business matters.
He Ming led everyone to the place where Apple phones were sold first, and said, "Choose whatever you like. If you have brothers and sisters who haven't come, choose one for him too."
"Oh oh oh oh oh! That's great!" Everyone cheered, and they all went to choose what they liked, and the waiter was busy.
"Brother, can I choose one too?" He Longhao said eagerly.
He Mingdao: "Don't you have two? What else do you want?"
"Take it back and show off." He Longhao begged, "Please brother!"
He Ming nodded: "Choose whatever you want. By the way, Long Hao, what does your sister do at home? Is it hard work?"
He Longhao picked up his mobile phone, thought for a while and said: "My sister, my sister, and my parents are all farming. Of course, farming is my father's business. My sister is white and tender. Look at her Do you look like a farmer?"
He Ming thought, fortunately, the cousin didn't suffer, and said in a low voice: "Then why are you so dark. By the way. Has your sister ever been in love?"
He Longhao's expression became cheap. He was also mysterious, and he looked around and said, "Brother, my sister has never been in a relationship. The people who pursued her in school, to be honest, are crowded and dense. As for
I am so dark, of course, our country is close to the mountains, we go up the mountains to play all day, so this is the case, don’t you think Aaron and Cheng are not like this? "As he spoke, he pointed out a few particularly dark people who were about his age.
He Ming nodded and said: "That's good, but why are you using idioms indiscriminately? What a crowd of people, densely packed. Your sister is not a Tang monk meat. It is so exaggerated."
He Longhao picked up an Apple phone, put down the other one, and thought about which one he wanted, and said, "I learned from Brother Haoran. He said, it's more educated. Brother, which one should I buy?" Looking at He Ming, He Ming certainly understood what he meant.
He Ming shrugged and said, "Buy them all."
Seeing that his elder sister is about to be picked up by him, does he still care about one or two iPhones?
He Longhao continued to ask for a handheld game console. The nephew just now was so excited that he grabbed one, and the handheld game console that the waiter showed him was going crazy.
He Ming looked at it, and everyone was very excited, choosing the ones they liked. He continued to approach He Longhao and said, "Xiaohao, what is the relationship between my family and yours?"
He Longhao didn't know how to turn his head. If he said, we don't have a relationship, He Ming would be happy, and soon we will really have a relationship. But He Longhao said: "Of course they are relatives, brother. My grandfather's father and your grandfather's father are brothers. So, we are relatives. Right."
He Ming thought about it, indeed, this generation is too far away, almost to the Qing Dynasty, no wonder my mother said, marry if you like.
Great, He Ming thought, but what about Zhou Qingyun? It's already his girlfriend. And Zhou Qingyun is so beautiful, her legs are 95 points, it's really embarrassing.
One is the beloved, and the other is the beloved of the little brother, it's hard to choose. He Ming used to say on the Internet that if you don't take the initiative, you won't refuse, but now, it's really troublesome.
"Brother, brother, we've bought it." Several relatives came over and said to He Ming excitedly. Taiwan. But the time should be faster."
The relatives were even more excited, and when they heard that the time was limited, they went straight to the best, most expensive and best ones.
He Ming is torn between his true love and his little brother's longing, but in the end he sticks to the principle and does not take the initiative or refuse.
Yes, exactly. He Ming decided that in fact, deep down in his heart, He Ming had already seen Zhou Qingyun's inner weakness. In this materialistic world, if the person she was waiting for, that is, herself, gave up on her. Then He Ming became the biggest murderer who destroyed her.
This is not a happy result, so He Ming decided to go see Zhou Qingyun tomorrow, maybe he can get rid of his cousin and her at the same time.
hey-hey. He Ming smiled. He Longhao whispered to Situ Haoran: "What's wrong, Brother He Ming, you laugh so terribly."
"Waitress, wrap it up, and wrap this up too." Situ Haoran said to the waiter, glanced at He Ming casually, and said, "Little fat man, that's called a lewd smile. Do you understand? Don't tell me you're still a virgin .”
He Longhao said: "Brother Haoran, you have underestimated me. In my school, I am known as the Saint of Love. There are more than 10 girls who prostrate themselves under my school's pants."
Situ Haoran looked at He Longhao's expression, seeing that he didn't look like a liar and bragging, he couldn't help but nodded and said: "Yes, please continue to work hard, I am optimistic about you. Your romantic appearance and chic demeanor are half of my level. Come on. "
He Longhao nodded, clenched his fists tightly, held the iPhone in his hand, and said: "When I go back and shake the iPhone, how many girls screamed and jumped into my arms? At that time, I will be like a hardworking Like a little bee, enthusiastic and unrestrained, lingering in the flowers and dancing."
Situ Haoran stroked his chin, looked at He Longhao's figure, and said, "This is the first time I've seen such a fat bee as you."
... He Ming saw that the time was almost up, so he shouted: "Hurry up, everyone. We have to go shopping for other things."
Everyone speeded up immediately, and the goods quickly piled up on a hill. The enthusiastic manager with a smile on his face directed the waiter who was the fastest to calculate the amount quickly. As a result, 18 people spent 534,000 yuan in ten minutes.
He Ming swiped his card directly and led everyone away. He Longhao said in surprise along the way: "Brother, 534,000 yuan! You don't even blink your eyes, you are so chic, handsome and generous, full of momentum, and I am the only one."
He Ming glared at Situ Haoran. He bought the most Apple phones, tablets, laptops, game consoles, and digital cameras: "Brother, can you not teach Xiaohao badly? Using idioms indiscriminately is also called being educated." ?”
Situ Haoran looked at He Ming with an illiterate look, until He Ming said, "What do you mean, looking at me like this?"
Situ Haoran said slowly: "It's not your fault for ignorance, the important thing is that you are ignorant and refuse to admit it. Idioms are one of the greatest and most outstanding manifestations of our nation's civilization. Which country has idioms in which language? Such an image Beautiful idioms? Elegant, passionate, full of beauty. Incomparable, super cool..."
He Ming directly moved away from this chattering monster, and He Longhao looked at Situ Haoran in admiration.
"Choose whatever you like." He Ming took people into a specialty store. Of course, it was not as good as the top brands, but the price was around four or five hundred. The relatives were so happy, He Longhao took off his pants and threw them away. Down jacket, put on new clothes, and frantically saw the right clothes and brought them over, the waiter was so busy that he was sweating profusely, wishing to ask grandma and grandpa to serve these people with more hands.
He Ming remembered that He Xiaoqian hadn't changed and washed her clothes, so he personally chose a lot of clothes that suit her. Situ Haoran would definitely not let this opportunity go. He picked out a lot of men's clothes and also a lot of women's clothes. He Ming thought, this guy is not bad. Conscience, did not forget his wife.
As a result, the clothes in this store were almost sold out. The owner was a beautiful girl. She was very happy to calculate the amount, and finally it was 231,500 yuan.
He Ming swiped his card, went out, and said to Situ Haoran: "You call a big truck, and get 3 taxis."
"No problem." Situ Haoran nodded, and started to make calls with his newly bought Apple mobile phone. He pulled out the SIM card of the old mobile phone, threw it away, and kicked it away as if it were a football: "Oh, oh, I'm Emperor Li Yi!"
"Let's put the clothes on the Hummer first." He Ming said, directing the excited relatives to put the goods in the Hummer and on the roof of the Hummer, because there were four or five hundred bags of clothes alone, and then into a family of shoes Specialty store, said: "Scan the goods, if you see what you like, take it down, parents, grandparents, brothers and sisters who haven't come, buy them for them."
"Long live! Brother, it's great!" The relatives went to sweep again excitedly, and He Longhao said in admiration: "Brother, you are so amazing, really. If my sister sees it, she will definitely have a secret heart for you, full of passion and devotion." Embrace, make love with each other—"
He Ming interrupted him, and He Ming said: "Your sister and I will go to Songjiang tomorrow to raid the luxury goods store, where a pair of Italian crocodile leather shoes cost tens of thousands. That's amazing. Do you want to go?"
He Longhao almost fainted, his dark and fat face, a pair of eyeballs almost straightened. He swallowed a few sips of water and said, "Brother, hit me? I feel like I'm dreaming—"
Pa - Situ Haoran slapped unceremoniously, and said: "How about it, don't blame me for being cruel, you are not dreaming." Then he said to He Ming, almost knelt down: "Brother, you always know my sincerity .My loyalty to you can be learned from the world, and the sun and the moon can shine—"
"You also go, responsible for driving, your wife also goes, responsible for dressing." He Mingzao had the intention to train Situ Haoran to be the number one confidant, not because Situ Haoran is a green light talent, but simply because there are such shameless people around Beside him, doesn't He Ming look infinitely wise and tall?
He really deserves to be a man who wants to follow the path of Mr. Jian Yue Buqun, a gentleman. He Ming stroked his chin and thought.
Then He Ming picked out shoes for He Xiaoqian, and instructed He Longhao to buy shoes for his parents. Just like buying clothes just now, the uncles and aunts are also pleased.
Then ten minutes later, the store was swept away again, spending more than 240,000 yuan, a large truck had arrived, and there were 3 taxis, under Situ Haoran's high price of 1,000 yuan per person, of course, in the end, it was He Ming paid the bill.
Everyone moved the goods into the big truck together, and they all filled two-thirds of the big truck. He Ming thought about it, there is a big supermarket nearby, and he should also buy something to eat. So he said to Situ Haoran: "Go and contact another big truck, no, three!"
Then he said to his relatives: "Let's go to the big supermarket on the other street. You should hurry up and buy what you want directly. Don't look at the price, just look at the time. It's 3:45 now. I'll give you half an hour to go shopping .I emphasize the time! When the time is up, I will leave, you pay the bill yourself!"
"Still going shopping? We know big supermarkets, they have everything? Buy everything?"
"Yes, buy everything, get what you want, the only requirement is speed, speed, speed!"
"Long live! Brother He Ming (brother) is so cool!" Everyone shouted wildly, and the youngest nephew also jumped and shouted wildly with a handheld game console. The little guy was also desperately shopping just now, regardless of whether he could wear what he bought, or whether his parents could wear it.
After entering the supermarket, He Ming said, "Come on, just go and buy whatever you want!"
He Longhao and Situ Haoran took the lead in rushing to the most expensive place, one rushed to a large number of various local health products, which he thought were the most expensive, and Situ Haoran's locals naturally knew that imported ones were the most expensive, what imported chocolates, Imported coffee, premium cigarettes, red wine.
He was very loyal, and when he saw He Longhao desperately carrying several boxes of health care products, he couldn't help saying angrily: "Idiot, those are less than a few hundred yuan. Imported chocolate costs 30 yuan a piece, and a pack of 300 yuan. Come here quickly. Take cigarettes, high-end wine, Don't be stupid, this is the only chance, we will slaughter He Ming's fat sheep!"
He Longhao was too greedy, and said: "Brother, I'll take the health care products first. Don't waste it."
Situ Haoran rolled his eyes, and went to grab his own things. This idiot really doesn't know how to choose, and time is limited, so he threw the watermelon for sesame seeds.
He Ming stood at a cash register and was only responsible for paying by card. The person in charge of this large supermarket heard the news and came.
He is a middle-aged man, and said: "Isn't this a great archaeologist, Mr. He Ming? Our shop is really lucky to have you here, and it is flourishing!"
Another one who likes idioms. But it feels good to be called a teacher. He Ming nodded, pretending to be modest and authentic: "You are too much, I should be deeply honored, and I am grateful for being able to shop in the largest supermarket on this street."
"Hahaha!" The two greeted each other, and the waiters around them glanced at each other. He Ming was indeed a hypocritical emperor, as said on the Internet.