Chapter 37 Shameless He Ming

He Ming sat on Liu Xiaolian's marriage bed and looked at the room. This is an old brick and wood structure house, although it seems to have been renovated in a very short period of time, painted with white dye, pasted with red happy characters, the roof tiles were also renovated, and new wood was added , but the taste of that age is still very strong, just like an old lady who puts on a thick powder to cover up the signs of aging, in the delusion of being decades younger.

Liu Xiaolian went out with Liu's father to discuss the divorce. Just now, He Ming had a rough understanding. It was because the Liu family owed as much as 70,000 yuan in debt, and the interest was so heavy that the Liu family couldn't breathe. Lian married the eldest son of the biggest creditor, a 30-year-old bachelor. In this way, the Liu family not only paid off all the debts, but also received 30,000 gift money.

For He Ming, one hundred thousand is like ten yuan in his eyes, but for Liu Xiaolian, it almost killed her.

Liu Xiaolian went out, afraid that He Ming would run away, so she kept her younger sister looking at He Ming, who was the innocent girl who was crying just now.

He Ming was bored when he was free, so he looked at that girl after seeing the house. She was looking at He Ming pretending to be very courageous, without blinking her eyes, as if He Ming would run away at any time.

But He Ming really wants to run away, can her thin body stop it?

This is Liu Xiaolian's younger sister, her name is Liu Xiaohe. Ranked seventh, 16 years old, she wore a school uniform, and a pair of worn sports red and white shoes. The long hair was casually draped, like Liu Xiaolian, a little yellow due to malnutrition. But her facial features are very delicate, her temperament is very pure, her fingers are slender and white, and her figure is also slender, full of the atmosphere of a young girl.

He Ming thought, no wonder there are beautiful women in Sichuan. Although he was anxious and indifferent to appreciate the scenery on the way just now, he still left a deep impression on him. The mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the girls are naturally slim and pure, with a pure temperament.

Liu Xiaohe felt shy and uneasy when He Ming looked at her. She twisted the corner of her clothes with her fingers, her eyes were not as imposing as before, and she kept staring at He Ming.

He Ming wanted to have some fun, and when he saw the backpack still on the ground, he said, "Liu Xiaohe, can you understand my Mandarin? If you do, bring me the backpack." He Ming ticked off the backpack. Hook your fingers.

Liu Xiaohe understood He Ming's words, and watched him sitting on the bed in a big horse, not bothering to take the backpack a few meters away, and deliberately troubled her. So Liu Xiaohe glanced at He Ming angrily, and went to get the backpack.

There were more than 800,000 cash in the backpack, which weighed more than ten kilograms. Liu Xiaohe couldn't lift it up, so he dragged it with both hands.

He Ming picked his nose with his fingers, then shook it, and said, "You are so good, you can't even lift your backpack."

Liu Xiaohe put her hands on her hips and said with a Sichuan accent, "You, you bully! I want to tell my sister!"

Ah——He Ming yawned, picked his ears, flicked the non-existent earwax, and said lazily: "What? You want to tell your sister? I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared Oh."

He Ming even said more than ten times, I was so scared. Liu Xiaohe understood that He Ming was playing tricks on her. So he bit his lip angrily, walked up and down, wanted to rush up to hit He Ming but was concerned about his identity.

He Ming opened his mouth arrogantly, wagging his tongue back and forth, and patted his face, as if saying silently, come and hit me, come and hit me.

Liu Xiaohe was so angry that she turned her head away from He Ming's "performance". He Ming also felt bored, and suddenly remembered that he should actually look at his own profile.

He Ming knew a long time ago that through mirrors and some reflective objects, he could see a green light appearing on his head, indicating that he had changed from a white light figure to a green light. But He Ming is free to peek at others at will, even watching the stimulation of voyeurism, but he is a little hesitant when it is his turn. arrogant people, what can we do then?

as he thought,

He is the descendant of Mr. Yue Buqun in Huashan, but he is the descendant of Hong Qigong of the beggar gang, and he is still the lowest level of a bag of beggars.

"Bring me a mirror." He Ming looked at his watch, it was only half past ten, and Liu Xiaolian and the others would take half an hour to come back. Now they go out, and they can't understand the local language, so they are treated like monkeys?

Liu Xiaohe glanced back at him, then went out, He Ming stroked his chin, fortunately, Liu Xiaohe was educated and could understand Mandarin.

Liu Xiaohe left for a few seconds, then came back, and brought back a girl, she was younger than Liu Xiaohe, and dressed in more ragged clothes, a very old-fashioned blue and white coat that seemed to have been worn for several years, but the colors were basically indistinguishable Out. A pair of equally old trousers, and a pair of running shoes.

How embarrassing is He Ming who spent 18 million on shopping yesterday. Yesterday, I was frantically shopping in this metropolis, one of the most prosperous cities in the world, and today I came to Beichuan, a remote village. There are poor people everywhere, a lot of dolls, all kinds of adobe houses, old brick-and-timber houses fifty years ago, and the best two-story newly built buildings.

The best means of transportation are motorcycles or tractors, of course there are also cars, but in this ghost place, there are no basic gravel roads, so if it rains, give up your food.

This seems to be Liu Xiaohe's younger sister, and of course Liu Xiaolian's younger sister, maybe the old eighth.

She looked at He Ming timidly, with a delicate face, big eyes, beautiful lips, and a very pure and beautiful person.

However, He Ming said: "Come on, have a smile."

She also understood He Ming's words quite well, so she smiled as if she was crying. Sure enough, her teeth were dirty and yellow, because there was no condition to brush them here.

What a tragedy, He Ming thought, at this moment, Liu Xiaohe came over cautiously with a square mirror in his arms. He Ming put on his glasses, grabbed the mirror, and took a look.

Really, there was a bright green light on his head.

Do you want to see it? He Ming thought about it, but he stared at the green light for too long, and the message came out automatically.

Green light upgrades the life form, he has many characteristics.

(Old) Great success: He likes to be in the limelight, and he will not let go of all kinds of flamboyant things.

(Old) impulsive person: He thinks that he is very prudent in doing things, but he is more impulsive than Erbi Youth, but it is unbelievable that his behavior is quite popular, and people may think that he has no deep scheming. Charm +2

(Old) out of control: he often loses control of things, his messy behavior can lead to all kinds of results, but strangely, his behavior is very popular with people, maybe people think he is very interesting and a joy to be around . Charm +2.

(Old) Qingxiu: His appearance is very delicate, there is no doubt that he must be very handsome when he grows up. Charm +2.

(New) Divine Art: He has practiced a divine art so successfully that no one can do it better than him. Constitution +15, strength +12, agility +8.

(New) Money Mask: He likes to throw money at people, and believes in a truth: problems that can be solved with money are not problems. Money is his blood, his sharp weapon, and his mask. When he finds out that money isn't working, he resorts to emotional aggression, crying and screaming.

(New) Mutated Hanging Hang: He has a hanging hanging that stimulates mutant gene molecules due to his practice of magical skills, so his energy is endless and his desires are endless. Constitution +5.

(New) Sexy games: Because of the mutation, this person especially likes sex games and is obsessed with sex games. It is difficult for him to refuse sexy women. If you want to conquer him, you'd better use beauty tricks.

He Ming put down the mirror. After a while, he laughed loudly. It turns out that brother is such a strong person. Not only does it have a charm bonus, but its physique, strength, and agility are the best anyone has ever seen!

As for the personality problem, He Ming never thought about changing it. Dogs can't change it and eat shit, and human nature can't be changed.

Sure enough, just after reading the information, He Ming's money-mask traits reappeared. He opened his backpack, took out 20,000 yuan, and threw them into the arms of Liu Xiaohe and her sister.

"The New Year's money for you. Spend it as you like!" He Ming said, lying on the marriage bed, the quilts were brand new, smelling of Liu Xiaolian's fragrance.

How to deal with Liu Xiaolian's problem? He Ming thought hard, he had Zhou Qingyun's sex, and his cousin's spiritual sustenance, there was no need to make Liu Xiaolian mess up the Three Kingdoms, and then he was so busy, would he still have time to go treasure hunting?

Thinking of exploring treasures, He Ming turned over and got up. He hadn't explored treasures for a long time, so he went to look for them. There might be treasures here.

Liu Xiaohe blocked He Ming with trembling hands and feet, with two stacks of RMB on both hands: "That, too many, we dare not take it!"

He Ming looked at Liu Xiaohe and her younger sister, they were all terrified, so He Ming's bad taste came out again, he turned around and took 20,000 yuan, stuffed it into the arms of the two sisters of the Liu family, and said: : "It's too little, isn't it? Give each person another 10,000, and you continue to return it to me, and I will continue to give you 10,000."

As a result, Liu Xiaohe and his younger sister took a look at each other, and then they received it in their arms. Both of them had their hearts pounding, their faces flushed with excitement and excitement.

He Ming nodded and said: "This is how you behave. I'll go and have a look around your house." He picked up his backpack and was about to go out.

Liu Xiaohe received 20,000 yuan, but still blocked He Ming, shook his head and said, "No way! He Ming, you can't go out, my sister said it!"

"How can you call me He Ming? I'm also your sister's friend anyway. Call me Brother He Ming, brother!" He Ming smiled, lifted Liu Xiaohe's chin with his little finger, and called out to her He even asked Liu Xiaohe's younger sister to call him brother.

"Brother." Liu Xiaohe's younger sister called softly first. Liu Xiaohe broke free from her fingers, bit her lip and thought about it, and finally called brother.

He Mingdao: "That's right, come on. Let's go around together. This way you can also watch me and prevent me from escaping. Right."

After finishing speaking, He Ming ignored Liu Xiaohe's objection and left the room. There were hundreds of people at the wedding banquet in the front yard, and they were treated like monkeys when they went there, so they had to turn to the backyard.

The backyard is huge. There is a mountain spring in the distance, a clear river on the left, and a vegetable field in front of you. There are all kinds of vegetables, and the back garden of a mansion with hundreds of millions of dollars in Songjiang can't compare.

There were also some women busy in the backyard. When they saw He Ming coming out, they kept talking enthusiastically. He Ming nodded and looked around with his glasses, trying to find the light. Seven or eight women surrounded them enthusiastically. Talking all over the place.

He Ming turned his head and asked Liu Xiaohe: "What did they say?"

Liu Xiaohe looked at He Ming strangely, and said: "The aunts said, my uncle is so handsome and my uncle is very strong. He is also well dressed."

He Ming nodded, pretending to respond enthusiastically to the woman, untied his backpack, and took out 1,000 yuan per person as lucky money.

Seven or eight women all stared wide-eyed, and accepted it after deliberation. Then He Ming made a gesture, I went to look at the scenery, and I was out of the way.

He didn't find anything in the vicinity, but He Ming saw a mountain not far away, so he ran over quickly.

Liu Xiaohe thought he was going to run away, so she hurriedly chased him, and even her younger sister hurriedly followed.

"Brother He Ming, don't run away!"

"I'm not running. I'm looking around."

He Ming stopped, and Liu Xiaohe held his arm tightly. He Ming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "I'm not familiar with this place, why should I run away!" After speaking, he broke free from Liu Xiaohe's hand, saw a big tree, and said, "I haven't climbed a tree for a long time!" Like a big ape, Ming climbed up to the seven or eight meter tall tree with his bag on his back.

Liu Xiaohe and her younger sister only felt that He Ming's hands and feet were extremely nimble, and he climbed up the tree in the blink of an eye. Although they were amazed at how fast he climbed the tree, they didn't understand what was wrong with this sister's husband?

"It's really like a big monkey, so naughty, hehe." Liu Xiaohe's sister said softly.

Liu Xiaohe nodded, and said: "Keep staring at him, we are finished if he escapes, my sister must be very angry."

"Yeah." The younger sister stared at He Ming without blinking, and said, "He gave us a lot of money, what should we do? I really want to buy new clothes, and the tuition fee for the start of school is free sad."

Hearing the sound, Liu Xiaohe touched the two wads of cash on his chest, and said distressedly: "It's so annoying. I don't want to give it to my father and brother!"

He Ming didn't know the conversation under the tree. He felt that his vision was much wider, so he set up a pergola with his hands and looked around like a monkey. But every time very carefully, for fear of missing something.

In the distance, under the sunlight, a green light loomed.

I'm here! He Ming quickly got down from the tree and ran towards the green light. The sisters of the Liu family who were whispering quickly chased after him and told Brother He Ming not to run away.

I don't want to escape. He Ming was grabbed by the arm again, he didn't bother to pay attention, and directly approached the green light.

It was a plant, detected at close range, and the news came out.

Green plants, especially rare garlic.

Eating it raw can eliminate fatigue, enhance physical strength, be energetic, and eliminate viruses.

Note that once unplugged, it will be invalid for more than 24 hours.

It was so cool. It was the first time I saw such a wonderful plant. He Ming was overjoyed. He pulled out the garlic, blew off the soil, peeled off a grain, and ate it raw. Immediately, his body felt hot, and the little brothers below all jumped. Jump.

Really works. He Ming put the garlic in his pocket directly and continued to look for good things.

The sisters of the Liu family continued to follow, looking at each other, quite puzzled, what happened to this man, so happy to see a garlic.

He Ming scanned around but couldn't find it, so he went up another tree and looked around carefully, and then he saw the green light again.

With a laugh, He Ming rushed to the green light, dug it open, and saw that it was a thick, worm-like plant. What is this stuff? While still detecting, Liu Xiaohe said in shock: "Cordyceps sinensis? How is it possible, it's winter now."

Then the news came out.

Green-level creatures, especially rare Coptis chinensis.

He successfully lowered blood pressure, cleared heat and detoxified.

"This is Coptis chinensis, what kind of eyes do you have, Xiaohe." He Ming pretended to be a botanical expert through his glasses, showing off his status as the elder brother. Liu Xiaohe's younger sister covered her mouth and snickered. Liu Xiaohe gave him a bitter look and said, "I hate it!"

"By the way, what's the name of this little sister. She's so cute, come and give me a hug." He Ming picked up a piece of Coptis chinensis with green light, and in a good mood, asked Liu Xiaohe's sister's name.

Liu Xiaohe said: "Her name is Liu Xiaoye."

He Ming pretended to clap his hands and exclaimed: "What a good name. Xiaoye, ordinary and not ordinary, see the extraordinary in the ordinary, see the ordinary in the extraordinary!" He said, stretched out his hand and said, "Come on, let my brother hold you in my arms." I love you." His expression was particularly wretched.

The Liu family sisters were outraged by He Ming's shamelessness, and they kicked He Ming hard.

At this time, a woman ran over, her hair was neither long nor short, she was wearing a red wedding dress, she came over and said: "What's wrong with Xiaohe Xiaoye, He Ming is bullying you?"

"Yes sister. He is good or bad." The two sisters complained around the elder sister. Liu Xiaolian listened for a while, walked over, patted He Ming, and said, "You scoundrel. Let's go, let's go eat."

He Ming picked his nose and deliberately wiped it on the expensive Shu brocade red wedding dress that Liu Xiaolian's sister was said to have worn when she got married.

"What? Drink? Okay, okay." He Ming picked up a glass of wine and drank it in one gulp. His physique became boundless, and his drinking capacity also increased. The relatives of the Liu family toasted endlessly. He asked Liu Xiaolian what he had said.

Liu Xiaolian looked happy and looked at him coquettishly, deliberately not explaining to him.

"This is my brother." Liu Xiaolian pointed to several men who came up and said. He Ming nodded. After the toast, he saw that there were children again, so he took out RMB to distribute money, each with a thousand less In the end, even the adults gave out money, table by table. In the end, hundreds of thousands were distributed, and the eyes of the Liu family were straightened.

He Ming didn't give up, the Liu family, including sister Liu Xiaohe and Liu Xiaoye, several brothers and a sister who just arrived, all sent 30,000 yuan each.

In the end, He Ming saw that there was still half of the money in the bag, so he took out 100,000 yuan. It is not easy to pretend to be a daughter. I understand you. The two of them were so excited.

He Ming sat back in his seat, drank and ate, lamenting that his acting skills were becoming more and more extraordinary. Liu Xiaolian approached and said softly, "Why did you send so much money? What happened to you?"

He Ming was a little drunk and his tongue was too big, so he explained that he didn't go home, he said that he bought a Lamborghini, tens of millions of mansions, and spent nearly 20 million on shopping yesterday, and he also settled major life events, Have fun with sex.

He Mingdao: "You can ask me, how much money you want is negotiable. Enjoy life from now on, just don't come looking for—"

Before He Ming finished speaking, Liu Xiaolian, whose complexion changed drastically, poured a full glass of Coke, threw it on He Ming's face, then got up and rushed into the room.

The lively scene was silent for a moment, and He Ming also reacted instantly, revealing the level of Warner Bros. actor, and said: "This is Xiao Lian's confession of love for me, and it is a custom in our hometown. Xiao He, please explain to everyone."

Liu Xiaohe explained, and everyone nodded, so that's the case, the custom understands.

He Ming breathed a sigh of relief, continued to sit down and took a bite of the famous brand of Sichuan cuisine Husband and wife lung slices, and then said: "I'm a little drunk, let's go to the room for a while. Xiao He will explain to your parents, and I will get out of the way first. "

He Ming came to the room, and Liu Xiaolian, who was wearing a red wedding dress, sat with his back facing him.

This curve is really good, He Ming appreciates it, but he also knows that Liu Xiaolian can't get it done with money, so he finally took off the money mask, sat beside Liu Xiaolian, stroked her back, and said, "What do you want?" How about it."

Liu Xiaolian's eyes were calm, and he didn't answer. He Ming knew that this person had a very strong heart. He was wearing glasses. Sure enough, she was a green light in the glasses, so he happened to peek at her profile.

Green life form.

The constitution is as follows.

(Old) Tenacious: This person has a tenacious character and does not give up easily.

(Old) industrious: she is very industrious, hardly

(Old) Control: She has a strong big picture and knows what to do and what not to do to achieve the greatest benefit at the least cost.

(New) Crazy love: She fell in love with a man, for her, that man is the meaning of her life, she is obedient to him, willing to sacrifice herself, but if that man abandons her, she will Crazy, aggressive behavior.

(New) Sweetness: She falls in love with a man, so all traits such as ruthlessness in her character will disappear.

He Ming is speechless, what the hell should I do?

Liu Xiaolian said at this time: "What on earth do I need so that you can love me? After three years in college, our relationship can't compare to a beautiful leg with 95 points?"

He Ming nodded as a matter of course and said: "Your words are very similar to some men asking their girlfriends who abandoned them: 'Is the three-year relationship between us not as good as a middle-aged man who drives a BMW? The girlfriend said: Of course Now, the BMW can vibrate the car, and the bicycle!' In this case, why can’t I say that our three-year relationship is really not as good as the 95-point beautiful legs, D-cup breasts, and pretty face.”

Liu Xiaolian was about to reach out to hit him again, but He Ming grabbed her hand, smiled mercilessly, and said, "This is how life is, why should emotions be so important? This is a material world, and I will give it to you." A lot of money, is tens of millions enough?! Do you want to find any man in this life? You have to—”

Before He Ming finished speaking, Liu Xiaolian grabbed a pair of scissors. He was taken aback and said, "Don't mess around. You have something to say, don't be so excited!"

Liu Xiaolian did not attack He Ming. Instead, she pressed the scissors against her throat, bit her lips and said, "I thought about you not coming today. I married that old man and I was fucked by him all night. Your virginity will be lost forever." .Okay OK, I can accept it, this is my life. I can still escape, we can still be together! But I thought of the beginning, I didn't think of the end. You came, but your heart was lost !why?"

He Ming was so frightened that his feet softened, and he half-kneeled and begged: "My wife, put down the scissors, and I have something to say. I haven't changed my mind. You know, it's just a matter of our psychological choice. I met someone who was better and more suitable for me. , and it's what I need, why don't I choose her?"

Liu Xiaolian snorted and said with a smile: "It's because I'm not pretty enough, right!" As he spoke, he wanted to scratch his face, his eyes became fierce: "In this case, I will let you bear the shadow of a lifetime! Because of your disfigurement !"

what! He Ming reacted very quickly now, he knew that he might fail in grabbing the scissors, and there was only one way to block it with his own hands. As a result, the scissors pierced He Ming's hand, but his muscles instinctively retracted and did not go deep.

Liu Xiaolian saw the scissors piercing He Ming's hand, and the scissors fell with an ahh. She quickly held his hand and said, "Husband, are you okay? I'm sorry! Huh, huh."

He Ming checked that the wound was not deep, and said: "It's okay, it's okay. Don't be so impulsive, there is something to discuss."

Liu Xiaolian took out a tissue and pasted it on He Ming's wound, and licked away the blood with her soft tongue. If it wasn't for shooting the little brother once and striking out, maybe Liu Xiaolian would have belonged to him long ago.

Nestling in He Ming's arms, Liu Xiaolian said softly, "Husband, what do you want?"

He Ming didn't dare to mention breaking up, thought for a while, and said: "My wife, how about I marry you and Zhou Qingyun, okay?" As soon as he said it, He Ming didn't feel shameless. It seems that he has completed half of the way of implementing Mr. Yue Buqun.

Liu Xiaolian was angry and annoyed, and said: "You think beautifully! Well, I agree. But what about Zhou Qingyun. You also said that you have a beloved cousin!"

He Ming looked at Liu Xiaolian wearing a wedding dress, with a pure and sexy look, and his heart was itching for a long time, so he turned around and locked the door, rushed back and hugged Liu Xiaolian, saying: "Don't worry about him, I have it!" Two wives, so what if there is one more concubine! Lao Tzu is so domineering, he just wants to create a (harem) palace, and you will know the reason immediately!"

Liu Xiaolian was very smart, knowing what He Ming would say, her face turned red, her ears were hot, and when she was about to say something, He Ming blocked her with her mouth.

At the same time, the little brother woke up and cheered, and was about to have sex again, meeting new sisters.

Awesome, master, I fully support your idea, to be a man is to be like you!