Chapter 29 Very Few People Succeed

Like New Year's Eve, there is no moonlight on the first day of the new year, because at this time, the moon, the sun, and the earth are almost in a line, covering each other, so the moonlight cannot be seen, which must have affected the effect.

Even so, including Wang Feng, the commander of the First Military Region, who had the highest status, he croaked on his stomach, his expression was very excited, and he made excited sounds from time to time.

People who have not reached the level of yin and yang, although some can feel the fiery energy hitting the spine, but they are all short of one foot, feeling like a football player, passing five levels and killing six generals, and even the goalkeeper, but shot flying up.

This feeling is so depressing!

But for Ying Yang and Xue Hu, they were very excited and indescribably happy, not only did Xue Hu reach the dreamed state of yin and yang harmony. The more reason is that their beloved eldest brother, Hu Bosen, suddenly reached the Yin

The realm of yin and yang is easier than anyone else, and Hu Bosen felt extremely excited, every time yin and yang, because of the paralyzed and atrophied muscles, after just a few times of yin and yang, he actually felt it!

"Ah! It's so cool!"

Hu Bosen roared, and suddenly, he jumped over with all his strength. For a paralyzed person, it is a super miracle, and it also means that he has recovered!

Wang Feng lay on the ground and laughed loudly: "Little Hu, you finally stood up! How wonderful! Your grandpa is so happy to see it!"

The commander talking on his stomach is really ridiculous. But the people at the scene didn't care about this kind of problem at all. They were all shocked by the magic of Ha Toad Kung Fu. A lumbar spine was broken by a bullet, and modern medical technology was declared invalid.

The experts ran over like crazy, and a few assistants followed with sweat profusely to check on Hu Bosen. It was amazing!

Hu Bosen continued to lie down to practice Ha Toad Kungfu, but his face was full of tears and he couldn't restrain himself, his whole body was trembling.

He suddenly said: "He Ming, thank you! You are my savior. From today on, whoever is your enemy will be my enemy! Say hello if you have anything to do!"

He Ming heard this shout full of gratitude, and thought to himself, as expected of the three brothers, the thanks are almost the same. In a civilized society, I am not a second-bi youth who gets angry when I see others sneering. How can I have so many enemies? . It made you three brothers speak in a tone as if you wanted to kill someone for me.

If it weren't for the crowd, He Ming would have played at the level of Warner Bros. He Ming replied in a deep voice, "You're welcome, I'm Lei Feng."

Ying Yang and Xue Hu also said: "He Ming, what the elder brother said is what we said!"

He Ming nodded. He particularly liked Yingyang, not because he was handsome, but because he was too noble, so he pretended to be modest and said: "It should be, it should be! Serve everyone!"

"Well said! He Ming, I also count as a share. If you need anything, you can find me. My face is worth a fortune!"

After another yin and yang exchange, the commander watched his reddened muscles gradually regain youthful strength, his wrinkles subsided, and some age spots gradually faded. What a joy!

He Ming was flattered when he heard the commander say this, and hurriedly said: "Serve the chief! You should!"

As a result, people who have reached the yin and yang communication this time, and understand the indescribable, self-sublimation feeling, all shouted "He Ming serves!" It was so cool.

Because this feeling is really wonderful, like when life is at its strongest, it is suddenly concentrated in a yin and yang exchange, blood, muscles, and bones are all carnival, resurrection, renewal, cruel training, or The dark wounds caused by the battle, the dark wounds that could not be cured, all recovered to an unimaginable degree.

This feeling is very indescribable, like you have broken a bone, the pain is unbearable, and then suddenly, that bone is connected, and everything is restored, indescribably happy.

So these people all use this way to express their gratitude to He Ming,

Thanks to him for passing them the Ha Toad Kung Fu, opening a magical door for them that does not belong to the ordinary world, experiencing the connection between life and death, and gaining a lot of physical energy. The hard training in the past has completely become a good memory in the miserable world.

However, there are more people who have not reached the level of yin and yang. They looked at each other and tried their best to eat Viagra. Suddenly, an ordinary soldier passed out.

He Ming was surprised, this was the first time that Ha Toad Gong caused an accident. The expert ran over, checked and said: "Eating too much Viagra, my heart can't stand it, and I passed out. People who haven't reached the level of yin and yang, don't take too much Viagra. Without that mantra, there are still a lot of male hormones in Viagra! "

Xue Hu said: "Yes, without that mantra, it really has no effect, everyone, don't take too much Viagra!"

A big man next to Xue Hu said angrily: "Fuck, tiger, you rushed up, you don't have back pain standing up! Tell me quickly, what is the mantra? How can you do it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xue Hu croaked, then trembling all over, moaned: "It's so comfortable~~ This is my mantra, I can't say it specifically, that's it, it's just a croaking sound. You work hard Listen, there is something unexplainable in it!"

"Dong, you are paralyzed! Tiger, boy, you are not loyal enough! My brother blocked a bullet for you! It was a life-and-death friendship, and you didn't tell me?" the big man said angrily.

Xue Hu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Old Snake, am I that kind of person? I can tell the truth, I succeeded yesterday!"

The big man had no choice but to swallow a few more Viagra pills, but it didn't work. Then, he saw Situ Haoran in front of him. He had practiced the toad kung fu into the coiled snake kung fu of twisting his butt. put in.

The old snake saw that Situ Haoran's body was getting stronger rapidly, and couldn't help being envious and jealous. At this moment, Situ Haoran was shaking his butt wildly.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xue Hu jumped and left here. The old snake didn't understand the situation, and then he quickly understood that Situ Haoran had eaten too much oil and water at night, and now he farted another stinky and long fart.

"Boy, I'm going to kill you!" The old snake was angry. The few elite special forces who smelled the stench were also very disgusted.

Situ Haoran woke up like a dream, turned around and said: "Why, who doesn't fart, you don't fart? Is it a crime to fart? Which law stipulates that you can't fart——"

"I'm going to kill you!" The old snake pounced on it, and Situ Haoran jumped and fled.

A few minutes later, Ying Yang, who started first, reached his limit. His skin was flushed all over, but the muscle lines of his upper body without clothes became stronger and stronger, and he probably gained a few kilograms in weight.

Ying Yang walked towards Hu Bosen, who was still in yin and yang. The expert pushed his glasses and said, "Damn it, it's unbelievable. The broken lumbar bones of Colonel Hu have grown back on their own. His shrunken nerves and so on have almost recovered." gone?"

Ying Yang said: "This is great, as long as it can be recovered, even Feizhou Devil's treatment can be tried!"

Hu Bosen said: "That's right, second brother, as long as it works, I'll do it too! In the past, it was all deceptive tricks, the bastard used his strength, and it made me so miserable!"

Ying Yang said: "Go back and smash their brand! Complete charlatan!"

Hu Bosen said with a smile: "I'm all well, don't care about those liars. Some of them are famous doctors from big hospitals. When they saw that I was well, they asked me what happened. I said Ha Toad Gong? Then I will be arrested by the Bureau of Secrecy and drunk. Tea."

While the two were talking, Xue Hu also came over with a big brother. He said with infinite joy: "Brother, that's great! We brothers can train together again! We're going on a mission together."

Since Hu Bosen was still lying on his stomach, he saw that Xue Hu's certain stick shape was indeed too huge, so he smiled wryly: "Third brother, wait a minute, I only see your little brother, and I can't see your face."

Ying Yang smiled and said, "Go away, third child. By the way, brother, third child is also in heat, and I think he will get married this year."

Hu Bosen said happily: "Good thing, I said earlier that Tongzi Gong is unreliable, so I hurriedly broke up and found a woman. I wonder if there will be no future. The country advocates encouraging births, and more children will bring more blessings."

Xue Hu blushed and said, "You two are laughing at me when you have wives!"

Just as he was talking, there was a wild cry from a distance, and Situ Haoran stood up, and he became stronger again. If it weren't for the camera on one side, he would have taken off his pants and shook the dragon violently.

Situ Haoran was full of joy again, and rushed towards He Ming. He Ming was still feeling the wonderful yin and yang interaction. Seeing him coming, he said, "Don't come! Go by yourself, I haven't reached my limit yet!"

How could Situ Haoran know how to listen? He rushed over, like a man pressing down on a woman, trying to push a cart.

He Ming had no choice but to jump far away, dodged, and said, "Come here again, you won't be able to go to Songjiang tomorrow!"

Only then did Situ Haoran stop, and said: "Brother, thank you! My infinite gratitude! Just like the water of the Yellow River, the water of the Yangtze River, the water of the sea, the water of the Pacific forever Flow, flow..."

Everyone was speechless, but fortunately an expert stepped forward, pulled Situ Haoran past him, and studied his body.

Situ Haoran proudly said: "Worship brother to your heart's content, brother who is perfect, brother who has a big hang. Today I will ejaculate 30 times."

The expert's eyes lit up, and he said: "You said you ejaculated 25 times yesterday? Right. This is very valuable. Today we will arrange someone to observe your sex life. We suspect that the toad exercise is very effective for sexual performance."

Situ Haoran rubbed his chin, thought for a while, and said, "Are you rich?"

"Have!"

"Oh yes, then I agree, but you must arrange women, otherwise I will have a psychological barrier! Otherwise, it is okay to arrange Brother Tiger to observe!"

Hearing this sentence, Ying Yang had a weird expression on his face, Xue Hu couldn't help but think of Liu Xu who came to open the door in underwear yesterday, and the nocturnal emission last night, he was really embarrassed and vaguely looking forward to it. Hu Bosen didn't understand the situation, and said, "The tiger he's talking about is you?"

On the other hand, Xiaoqian's father and the commander also finished their training, and they stood up. The former was still silent, but seeing his strong little brother's face burning hot, because the son was on the side, and he was touching his chin, non-stop Transferred from the little brother to his own face. Then he whispered to He's father: "Uncle, my father is so scary, today my mother is miserable."

Father He finished his practice, looked down at He Longhao with a smile on his face, and said, "Xiaohao, do you have a girlfriend? If you don't have a girlfriend, you should eat less Viagra. If you can't get on and you can't vent, it's so painful."

He Longhao's shivering little brother, who has the demeanor of Situ Haoran, said proudly: "Uncle, I now have a pair of sisters and girlfriends. I also have a little lover who is in the second year of junior high school. At the same time, I am pursuing two classmates. I tell them, I have multiple iPhones and so on, just click my little finger, and they are my girls."

Father He was speechless, looked at He Longhao, and then at his son in a blink of an eye, only to realize that his son had indeed suffered a crushing defeat at the point of picking up girls, and would never win.

When everyone present had finished their practice and the experts were busy recording data, He Ming finally finished his practice. He looked at his watch again for 22 minutes and 14 seconds, three minutes faster than yesterday, and he gained more energy.

He Ming tried to look at the biceps, but found that his arms had become longer. Although the biceps were unusually strong, they were not ugly. When he touched them, they looked like steel.

He Ming looked at his lower body again, ignoring the brother who was showing off his might. There were also lumpy muscles at the base of his thighs, which were extremely strong.

The essence of He Ming's whole body is concentrated on the waist, because the energy of Hama Gong starts from the abdomen, and after the yin and yang reconcile, the waist will benefit more. So He Ming's abdominal muscles are stronger, and his waist is stronger and more powerful

"Young man, it's great. Come on, take a few photos for He Ming, as a classic physique for military textbooks, devil's abs."

The commander arranged for the staff to take pictures and shoot at the same time.

He Ming smiled wryly and said, "Commander, look at me like this, is it okay?"

Wang Feng admired his new figure and was very happy, so he said: "Why not, you have to be real, do you understand? A man has to be strong!"

After the photo was taken, a soldier came over with a box covered with a red cloth, Wang Feng's expression became serious, and the people around him also came to watch, almost wanting to know what was going to happen.

Wang Feng put on his military uniform and cap, but his little brother couldn't put it in, so he said, "Just shoot me on the top. Don't shoot the bottom."

The onlookers sniggered, this is too funny, holding out the little brother to award the title.

Wang Feng said solemnly: "At this moment, I, the commander of the First Military Region, Wang Feng exercises the great people of the motherland, the sacred power bestowed on me by the sacred constitution, confers on Comrade He Ming the rank of Lieutenant Colonel, and is promoted to the Special Forces of the First Military Region, a non-staff operation group Captain, code-named Frog." After speaking, Wang Feng gave a military salute and put He Ming on the epaulets of the special forces lieutenant colonel.

He Ming has already put on his military uniform in a hurry, and he is already ready. Although he had been mentally prepared, He Ming still didn't believe it at the moment.

When Wang Feng put the epaulettes on He Ming and saluted again, He Ming subconsciously straightened his body and returned a standard military salute that he didn't know if it was a standard military salute.

At the end of the military salute, He Ming saw Dad He nodding to him; Dad Xiaoqian gave him a thumbs up;

Situ Haoran lost his hippie smile, and suddenly he also gave He Ming a military salute, because his father was a military expert. His good friend Guo Bang was extremely shocked and shook his head again and again. He didn't expect that He Ming would suddenly become an officer, and suddenly he was a lieutenant colonel.

He Ming glanced at the three brothers Hu Bosen and the special forces onlookers, and they saluted him at the same time.

He Ming felt a sacred emotion rushing in his heart, he couldn't help it, he was really moved, and he saluted again.

Political commissar Zhao Zirong came over and put on his military uniform. The soldiers who followed him also carried a plate covered with gold cloth. He Ming heard the breathing of the special forces around him became heavy.

Are you going to be honored? There are seven kinds of medals in this country, and all Chinese people are proud to receive the medals, because it means that they have made a great contribution to the country, which is also infinitely glorious, respected, and special welfare subsidies.

Therefore, it is very precious. In peacetime, soldiers have very little chance of being awarded honors.

But today, He Ming joined the army and was promoted to an officer, and he had another chance to be awarded an honor.

Zhao Zirong turned over the gold cloth, and on the plate were five medals, one gold, one silver and two bronzes. Then he picked up the silver medal, saluted He Ming, and said: "I, Zhao Zirong, political commissar of the First Military Region, will be the introducer of Comrade He Ming to join the party, and I will specially recruit this person to join the party!" Because of Comrade He Ming's great contribution in imparting Ha Toad Kungfu, I will award Comrade He Ming the Red Hero Medal of the Second Class!"

After speaking, the political commissar put a silver medal on He Ming's chest and awarded the medal certificate.

After the two returned the gift to each other, He Ming ended the award ceremony. Commander Wang Feng came over to look at He Ming's medal, and said enviously: "My boy, I only got a second-level red star after I retired, but you got it now. But it's a pity, if all of us present are successful, it means toad If the skill can be promoted, it is not a patent for a few people. Then you are now a first-class red star, and at the same time, you are also a major general!"

He Ming looked at his military uniform and the medal, and was extremely excited, and said: "Hahahahahaha! Satisfied, satisfied! But the uniform is too tight. It's not suitable for my physique."

Wang Feng said with a pun: "You are a tiger. Wear tighter, so that you can show your muscles to some hostile forces."

"Senior Colonel Yingyang, Lieutenant Colonel Xue Hu, please come out!" Political commissar Zhao Zirong said again at this moment.