Chapter 28 Practicing Toad Kungfu Again

When He Ming got up, there was applause.

Commander Wang Feng applauded loudly: "Frightening young man. The standard of a world-class strongman. And his physique is not very big, which is really unbelievable. It is our turn. Don't embarrass me!" After finishing speaking, the 55-year-old The commander took the lead in being the first to accept the bench press test. Everyone wonders how strong the big guy is.

As a result, he pushed out 118 kilograms, and the soldiers applauded, but He Ming's relatives despised him silently. Because He Ming just pushed 240 kilograms, while the commander only has 118 kilograms.

He Ming's relatives don't know, 118 kg is already a very amazing bench press result. More than twice that of an average adult.

Xue Hu claims to have the strongest wrist strength in the army. Stimulated by He Ming, he pushed out 200 kg. Refreshed his own data, followed by Yingjun pushing 182 kg, and the other fighters bench press one by one.

He Ming was watching from his family. The second sister He Fang held He Ming's arm and said, "It's almost like iron. Mom, Xiaoqian, tell me, will Xiao Ming become a monster?"

The young version of Mother He tried to pretend to be old, and she finally looked 30+ years old. She smiled and said: "My son is so strong, it is the pride of my parents. Look at the old man, he only pushed 80 kilograms!" Buttocks, said: "Last night, he acted so fiercely, why did he..."

He's father became angry from embarrassment, and mouthed to He's mother, be careful at night.

Mother He slapped Father He reproachfully. Then said: "Wait a minute, our family has a family meeting. Xiaoqian, do you want to come?"

He Xiaoqian nodded again and again, she knew what it meant? He Ming also felt hot, and was about to shake his cousin's hand, but He Xiaoqian shook it by herself. He Xiaoqian made faces at him, almost laughing at his lack of courage.

He Ming looked around and saw that there was no eldest sister, so he asked the second sister softly, "Where is the eldest sister?"

He Fang shrugged and said softly: "The eldest sister's boyfriend came, but they fell out!"

He Ming was taken aback, and said, "Since when did the elder sister have a boyfriend?"

He Fang said: "When you went to school. But that person is shorter than you and has an ugly face. I guess the eldest sister has taken a fancy to their family's conditions. But it's only a few million, and hundreds of thousands of cash can't be taken out. past to our family

And attractive. Now, your eldest sister has 3 million in cash in the bank, I have Lamborghini and Hummer H1, and my family has a luxury house of 40 million. As a result... my mother was not happy with him at first. Now? "

He Ming said in surprise: "Then blow it up? Big sister is 24 and still not nervous? The relatives who came today are all married at the age of 18!"

He Xiaoqian kept listening, and when she heard this sentence, she whispered in He Ming's ear: "Brother, I'm 19 years old, let's get married next year."

He Ming's heart fluttered, and he was about to agree, but he saw He Longhao walking over, followed by a middle-aged man with a strong physique and a silent expression, and a woman with a good figure and outstanding appearance.

It was He Longhao's parents, and He Xiaoqian's parents too. What's worse, He Ming was still holding his hand.

When they came to He's family, the people around them were cheering for the soldiers on the bench press. Under such circumstances, He Ming had the opportunity to talk to He Xiaoqian's parents.

He Xiaoqian's father, in He Ming's memory, is a silent and powerful man. It is said that He Xiaoqian's family relies on him to support them, farming the land and going up the mountain, and hardly gets tired. And the cousin's mother, how can I say it, is very talkative, coquettish, dare to say anything, is one of the most popular aunts among the relatives who came today.

Xiaoqian's mother beckoned He Ming over, looked at her with a smile and said, "I haven't seen Xiaoming in a few years, so strong, no wonder my family Xiaoqian likes you so much. We will be happy with you in the future."

Happiness or sex? He Ming feels like a blessing, because the way the cousin's mother speaks really has this meaning.

He Ming thought for a while and said, "Aren't Xiaoqian and I brother and sister?

Do you agree that we are together? "

Xiaoqian's mother hesitated for a moment, then laughed. After a long time, she said: "Xiao Ming is really a college student. Isn't it better for a cousin to marry a cousin? It's better to kiss her. It's not like there is a saying that it doesn't matter if the fat doesn't flow field."

"Mom, it's fat and water that doesn't flow to outsiders." He Longhao said, he gave He Ming a thumbs up, and said: "He Ming brother, you are too good, bench press 240 kg. Superman. I only pushed 45 kg. My arm hurts like hell!"

"Go, go, don't disturb the adults." Xiaoqian's mother pushed her son away. Continue to say to He Ming: "Xiao Ming, Xiaoqian's father and I know about the relationship between you and Xiaoqian. It was originally decided to come and see you after you graduate. If you are still interested, let Xiaoqian Married to you. I didn't expect you to be so powerful! So I decided, if you have money, get married early, and your mother will have grandchildren earlier. Do you agree?"

He Ming's heart was beating wildly. He was not as excited as he is now when he earned 110 million just now. He looked at his parents, who nodded, and He Ming looked at Xiaoqian's father again. His behavior was quite interesting. He took out a cigarette and put it on the mouth, but did not ignite.

"Brother, hurry up and light a cigarette." The cousin said anxiously, He Ming understood what it meant, lighting a cigarette meant agreeing, otherwise there would be no drama.

He Ming frantically took out the lighter, being too nervous, he tried several times before he lit Xiaoqian's father's cigarette. Then He Ming said: "I will pay ten million for the bride price, no! Twenty million!"

what! Xiaoqian's father opened his mouth wide, the cigarette fell silently, Xiaoqian's mother swallowed hard, He Longhao counted with his fingers, and finally laughed silly. 20 million is not his yet.

Father He and Mother He were also shocked, but when He Fang whispered something in their ears, their eyes became even more surprised and then numb.

He Xiaoqian said softly: "Brother, you don't need so much money! One hundred thousand..."

He Ming interrupted, turned his head, and said: "Cousin, this money is meaningless to me. You are my greatest wealth!" He Ming kissed his cousin's face forcefully and held her hand .

At this moment in life, it's good to live like this, almost everything is given to me, thank you God. Buddha God, Allah, only wanted a flower, a tree, and you gave me a garden, a forest.

Thank you infinitely, and the planet!

Xiaoqian's mother said: "That's great. That's it, we're getting married tomorrow!"

Xiaoqian's father nodded, picked up the cigarette on the ground, it was already extinguished, and he put it in his mouth again, how could He Ming let go of this good opportunity to flatter, and light a cigarette again for his future father-in-law.

Xiaoqian's father showed a smile on his silent face, and said, "Then we will wait for you to marry next year."

He Ming was stunned for a moment, and said, "Are you still going back?"

Xiaoqian's mother said: "Of course, Xiaoqian is not married to you. We will go back after staying for a few more days. There are still things at home."

He Ming said urgently: "No, no, don't go back, we are going to go shopping in Songjiang University tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, we will travel abroad together."

He Longhao intervened and said, "Not bad! It's all agreed, let's go shopping tomorrow!"

Xiaoqian's mother said: "How can there be such a good thing? Travel all day without working."

He Mingdao: "It should be, our mansion is very big, uncles and aunts will stay and live together, there is no need to go back, I will give each of you 100,000 yuan every month, okay?"

As soon as these words came out, Xiaoqian's mother immediately said: "It's a good thing, whoever goes back is a bastard. Son and his father, you say so."

Xiaoqian's father smoked a cigarette and said, "What about the land at home, the chickens, and the pigs. The neighbors can't take care of them for a long time."

Xiaoqian's mother pulled his ear and said angrily: "How many chickens and pigs can you buy for 100,000 yuan?! If you dare to go back, I will divorce you."

He Xiaoqian's family agreed to stay here and travel abroad together in a few days. As for the chickens and pigs at home, they called the neighbors directly.

He Longhao also said distressedly: "Goodbye my sisters. I love you. But I don't belong to you anymore. The sisters in the new world are still waiting for me!"

Seeing that everything was settled, Guo Bang and Situ Haoran walked over, both bringing their women with them. Guo Bangdao: "That's right, A Ming, let's get closer and closer!"

Situ Haoran smiled and said: "It's a pity that Xiaoqian is such a beautiful and juicy younger sister."

His wife Liu Xu said, "Why is it such a pity?"

Situ Haoran said: "Think about it, I am so fierce that I can only bench press 95 kg. But yesterday I shot 25 times. 25 times! He Ming bench press 240 times. Can sister Xiaoqian bear it? Isn't this a pity?" As soon as the words came out, Situ Haoran stared at He Ming, in case he became angry and beat him.

He Ming didn't come, but Xiaoqian's mother laughed and said: "25 times? Are you bragging? Come on, I will accompany you tonight, you can do it 25 times. Take off my head and use it as a urinal for you."

Situ Haoran shrugged his shoulders, picked his nose and said: "This kind of man doesn't brag. You ask my wife. I did it for 4 hours yesterday. It's all clams—no, it's just the effect of the things I want to get later!" Situ Haoran He also signed a non-disclosure agreement, so he vaguely missed Hama Gong.

Xiaoqian's mother knew what to do next, and for the sake of the happiness of her lower body, she relied on her status as a newly promoted mother-in-law to pull He Ming over and said, "Give your uncle that magical skill too."

Xiaoqian's father said, "What are you doing?"

"You know what a fart, people do 25 times a night, how many times can you do it. Up to five times."

When Xiaoqian's mother said this, everyone was shocked and looked at He Xiaoqian's father, he is not human! He's father and mother were also shocked, and looked at each other several times. You must know that Dad He only once in the past few days. Now several times a day, it is still the result of practicing the Toad Kung Fu, rejuvenating the old man,

He Ming whispered to He Xiaoqian: "Your mother still speaks the same way, so direct."

He Xiaoqian said: "Brother, I also have a mother's personality." As she spoke, she made a kissing mouth shape, and said seductively, "Do you want to kiss me? Brother~"

He Ming nodded, if he doesn't kiss now, then he is the one who will carry out the Eastern Invincible Way. Looking around, it turned out that He Longhao had been staring at them, causing his plan to steal a kiss to go bankrupt.

He Mingdao: "Xiaohao, why are you peeking at me and your sister? Don't be so curious, bad people are good things."

He Longhao shrugged his shoulders and said, "Brother, I'm still a virgin. 21 years old is really precious. I picked up girls at 13 and lost my virginity at 15. So I never knew how to play with innocence, and now I understand. It's so interesting, why? Brother Ming, I will learn more from you in the future!"

He Xiaoqian covered her mouth and snickered, her eyes rolling. He Ming was discouraged, no wonder he got mixed up with Situ Haoran, he was not a person with the same personality, so he couldn't be a good friend.

At this time, the soldiers' bench press was over, and Ying Yang came over and said, "He Ming, come here, and start the squat test!"

Xue Hu hugged his shoulders, and said sourly: "Reserve some strength, Xiao Ming, don't use the strength of breastfeeding. We soldiers are not easy to mess with."

Squat is the king of strength and the favorite of strongmen, so strongmen are very bulky and lack flexibility, which is fatal to soldiers.

He Ming first had to measure his height and weigh him. Take off the shoes and socks, the height is 172, and the weight is 82 kg. He Ming was overjoyed and said that I grew one centimeter taller! But the weight also changed from 61 kg to 82 kg in a few days.

No wonder my appetite has increased, He Ming thought.

He Ming put on his socks and shoes again, and stood in front of the barbell. Everyone was quiet. He Ming asked for 300 kilograms at once.

easy.

350 kg. easy.

400 kg! This is Xue Hu's best result.

With a cry, He Ming jerked up.

450 kg, success!

470 kg, success!

480 kg, success!

490 kg, success!

490 kilograms is like a big mountain. He Ming used his strength and tried several times before he succeeded. He said: "I give up!"

Wow, it's all boiling now! Relatives, soldiers, generals, and experts all applauded. The camera on one side recorded this unbelievable moment. A person weighing 82 kilograms actually squatted 490 kilograms, just like a little tabby cat swiping the Siberian tiger!

"We can look forward to what will happen tonight." The commander said quite meaningfully.

The political commissar also nodded and said, "There is no doubt that one of our plans can continue."

Then someone else squatted, and Situ Haoran squatted 160 kilograms, shouting excitedly, "I'm a macho!" Showing off his power in the basement, he finally turned into a grandson in front of He Ming. 490 kg kills 160 kg in seconds.

He Longhao is just an ordinary person. He squatted 70 kg while he was still in adolescence, which is considered outstanding among his peers.

Dad He squats 120 kg, which is considered excellent, and Guo Bang squats 75 kg, everyone laughs.

He Longhao's father, the silent Xiaoqian father, is really supernatural. He bench presses 120 kg and squats 250 kg. Better than ordinary special forces. The experts keep asking, have you practiced? Knowing that he didn't continue to ask: "Athlete?"

Being asked many times, the silent father of He Xiaoqian said in a muffled voice, "A farmer."

As a result, he was welcomed back by relatives as a hero, and his bench press was higher than that of the commander.

He Ming noticed a man named Ye Li. He was tall, 187 cm, with his hands above his knees, and his appearance was a bit ugly. According to the photo book, this kind of man was infinitely strong, with extraordinary energy, and he was a peerless fighter.

He bench presses 205 kilograms and squats 440 kilograms, ranking first among the soldiers. He Ming wears glasses, so he deliberately approached this person and obtained his detailed information.

A green light life form with various characteristics.

(Old) Innate supernatural power: He is born with superhuman strength. Strength +7.

(Old) Strong physique: It is difficult to get sick, not affected by cold and heat, and full of energy. Constitution +6.

(Old) Killing Machine: He is the best soldier, proficient in killing techniques, military technology. Brutal and merciless.

(Old) Destruction: He has a desire to destroy and destroy. He is a dangerous man.

(Old) Crazy and Strong: He can make a deal with the devil, just to be stronger.

(Old) Lustful: He is very interested in women.

(Old) Greed: He is very greedy, both for money and power status.

(Old) Cold: He is very cold and only believes in himself.

(Variation) Running Heart: He is powerful because he has a particularly strong heart. Therefore, he can breathe more oxygen, strength, stamina, and is stronger than other people.

(New) Disguise: For some reason, he is disguising himself.

Is this guy just Lu Bu? He Ming thought for a while, stepped back, and asked Xue Hu, "Who is Ye Li? It's so strong."

Xue Hu sneered and said: "The guy who has quickly become famous in the past few years, is 24 years old, a natural fighter. But when he goes out on missions, sometimes he loses control, and the bosses have a headache. Such a strong guy, but he likes to make problems. "

Ying Yang also said: "Don't mess with him if you have nothing to do. He is crazy. Your physical fitness is better than him. But he can kill you in ten seconds."

He Mingdao: "Tiger, Yingyang, teach me how to fight in the army if you have time."

He Ming is so strong now that he also wants to learn fighting skills. Otherwise, the body is stronger than others, but they don't understand the technology, and it would be a tragedy to die.

Xue Hu said excitedly: "No problem. I am very happy. I have a nickname called Instructor Tiger. I believe you will understand what it means soon."

By the time the bench press and squat were over, it was already 10 o'clock, and they spent another hour running the 100-meter race.

He Ming was first again with 9.95 seconds. It was followed by Ye Li at 10.05 seconds. The third is another special soldier. 10.1 seconds.

Seeing this result, the expert came over and said with a smile: "He Ming, get ready to go to the Olympics this year!"

He Ming wanted to show off early in the morning, and said: "It is my duty! To dedicate my life to the great and sacred motherland!" In fact, it was just for showing off.

Then he ran 100 meters back and forth to test his endurance. He couldn't slow down and had to keep high speed. He Ming ran 65 times before he reached the limit while panting.

This time Ye Li only had 40 times, followed by Xue Hu with 35 times.

The commander ran 25 times, panted and drank water again and again, and said: "It seems that He Ming has the strongest stamina. Training to become a soldier is very scary. He only lacks skills and experience, and both of them only need half a year to complete." Training is complete."

The political commissar next to him said: "I found that He Ming's personality is not suitable for the army. He can't stand the life in the army, so I arranged a few soldiers to protect him, train him, and at the same time learn a certain magical skill from him, right?"

The commander said with a smile: "Old man, it's still so good, and he controlled He Ming in our hands at once."

After finishing the physical fitness test and taking a break, it was 11 o'clock.

He Ming only wore a pair of baggy trousers that he only wore in summer, and now the whole process was captured by a camera and sent to the higher-ups for the higher-ups to read the information. Lu Chou is miserable. So I wore a pair of trousers that wouldn't reveal my penis. Of course, I definitely didn't wear any panties.

"Let's go." The commander had already known the situation, and he was also dressed in the same way. His upper body muscles were quite strong in his fifties.

The road to the top of the mountain was blocked, and relatives could not watch a certain magical skill, so they dispersed one after another, or went back to sleep, or played mahjong all night.

He Ming and others came to the small pavilion on the top of the mountain to remove it. The military is very well prepared, and Viagra has specially purchased more than a dozen sacks. Boxes of bottles were assigned to the soldiers, the He family, Situ Haoran explained to He Longhao and his father. He Longhao looked at He Ming's majestic body, and then at his own fat shivering in the cold wind. Looking forward to it.

"Everyone learn! Try to do as you said in advance!" Seeing that the time was up, He Ming naturally lay down on the ground, making a frog shape. But he didn't swallow Viagra, he was still a temporary instructor after all.

Ying Yang, Situ Haoran, those who succeeded yesterday quickly entered the state, took Viagra, within a few seconds, Situ Haoran screamed strangely, this time, the status of the people present was too noble, he finally learned to be patient, Not exaggerating too much.

"Xiao He is bothering you." He Ming came to Hu Bosen's side, placed him in the shape of a frog, and then gave him a Viagra.

Hu Bosen felt himself, and said: "My words are useful, but I can't move my lower body."

He Ming chuckled and said, "Let your wife move."

Hu Bosen said: "Hehe. I don't feel anything in my back."

He Ming thought about it, and let him take five Viagra pills. Hu Bosen's lower body was paralyzed. He Ming didn't know how to deal with it, so he had to mess around! It wasn't his body anyway.

Hu Bosen felt a fiery feeling rushing from the lower abdomen to the back, and then massaged up section by section. It was so comfortable that he couldn't help crying out. The experts on one side hurried over to observe him.

But like many people, their fiery energy only hits the cervical spine and fades away.

The expert looked at the performance of Yingyang, Situ Haoran, and other people, and rushed over to He Ming and said, "You are right. Only those who understand the mantra can understand the interaction between yin and yang. Strengthen your physique."

"He Ming, hurry up and make yin and yang, and let's croak together to inspire everyone." The commander shouted: "Oh oh oh oh oh! It's so cool, I feel it, He Ming hurry up and enlighten me!"

The political commissar also shouted: "He Ming, come to us and shout!"

He Ming couldn't laugh or cry when he saw the two big men screaming happily, waiting for Yin and Yang to meet each other. He ran over, lay down on the ground, swallowed a bottle of Viagra, his lower abdomen became hot, and his heart beat rapidly. The expert listened to He Ming's heartbeat and said: "It's almost time, record the data!"

Quack quack quack quack! It was the fifth time he practiced Ha Toad Kungfu, and He Ming felt that his kung fu was getting deeper and deeper, and his screams were getting louder and louder. Both Situ Haoran and Yingyang kept croaking. More than a dozen experts and assistants kept checking the status, and then recorded the data.

At this time, Hu Bosen suddenly croaked, and everyone turned their heads suddenly, he was in conflict!

Sure enough, after just a few seconds, Hu Bosen yelled: "How is it possible? I can feel my legs! Hahahahaha, this is mysticism, it is really useful!"

Ying Yang and Xue Hu were overjoyed! And at this time, the commander beside He Ming suddenly croaked, and he yelled strangely: "It's amazing! I'm here too! I've become stronger!"

The next moment, Xiaoqian's father also croaked. Since He Ming still had his glasses on, he saw a green light appearing on Xiaoqian's father? It was upgraded from a white light to a green light.

So I, in fact, already green light? It's all because I was busy making a fortune and didn't think about my state. If I'm so strong, how could it be the green light?

He Ming looked at Ye Li again, he is a monster, but the strange thing is that he has not reached the level of yin and yang.

Experts, desperately studying the state of people who are in harmony with Yin and Yang, what exactly brought about it?

How to understand that mantra? At this moment, Xue Huxi yelled: "I'm here too! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!"