Chapter 24 Playing Crazy Depot

There are too many goods piled up, the waiters at the three cash registers are busy, and people who come to this supermarket to shop are complaining. But when they saw He Ming, they gathered around and asked for autographs and photos.

He Ming saw his "fans" for the first time, nodded and said: "No problem." When signing, He Ming deliberately wrote sloppy, this is the star style, if you can tell what your name is at a glance Well, then you are just a third-rate person with little reputation, and you still expect to gain some fame by signing, right?

The person in charge of the supermarket said: "Come, come, take a photo of me and Master He Ming. Then zoom in and put it in the supermarket, and say that the famous archaeologist, the discoverer of the ape-man skull in Malan Mountain, Master He Ming appointed the supermarket. Master He Ming, no Do you know if you authorize and agree?"

He Ming nodded: "It's my honor. Come, come, let me and the boss take pictures together. The advertisement can be written like this. I found the ape-man skull, and you will find the most comprehensive and cheapest products in this city."

"It's amazing, worthy of being a master." The person in charge of the supermarket clapped his hands and praised: "Today, Master He Ming, all the products you bought are discounted at the best prices."

How could He Ming ruin his reputation because of a small amount of money, and said: "No, no, no, pay in full. If you do this, the impact will be bad. People in the society will say that I am famous and take advantage of hard-working businessmen everywhere."

The person in charge was moved: "Master is indeed a master, he really takes care of our small businessmen. I am touched!"

The two continued to flatter each other, and the waitress on the side whispered to her companion: "I feel so disgusted. I can talk to someone like the boss for so long."

The partner said: "It's a shame that you are still He Ming's fan on the Internet, talking about the pride of Malan Mountain."

The waitress wanted to say more, but He Ming came over and smiled at her, and the waitress was stunned for a while. It wasn't until He Ming left that he pulled his companion and said excitedly: "Did you see that, he smiled at me!"

The companion buckled his nose and said, "Hurry up and pay the bill!"

He Ming opened a bottle of Master Kong iced tea and drank it without paying for it. This is the privilege of a celebrity, and no one would trouble him for this.

He Ming looked at Master Kong’s Iced Tea and thought, it’s great to be famous. After I discover more great ancient relics, Master Kong’s Iced Tea will ask me to be the advertising spokesperson.

At that time, how should I say the words of the advertisement?

For iced tea, I choose Master Kong? Nothing new.

Master Kong iced tea, you deserve it? Pretty dick.

Just as he was thinking, He Ming saw Situ Haoran pushing a shopping cart, which was full of high-end goods, rushing past like the wind.

He Ming called him, walked over, took a look, and said, "Situ Haoran, you buy so many imported chocolates, foreign wine, and cigarettes. You also buy milk powder?"

Situ Haoran said anxiously: "Of course, my mother can drink milk powder too." After speaking, he left like a breeze.

"Your mother still drinks baby milk powder? Then feed you milk?" He Ming was speechless, and picked up a shopping cart by himself, and frantically cleaned it. With He Longhao's greedy character, it's no wonder he thought of his sister.

Finally, at 4:30, He Ming settled the bill payment. He spent more than 800,000 yuan and almost wiped out the goods on the shelves. All right.

He Ming drank Red Bull and went out of the supermarket, looking at his relatives who were sweating profusely in winter, from the youngest nephew panting and drinking Derensu, to He Longhao who was also sweating profusely drinking sports drinks, and finally , closest to him in blood

The cousin who was near was also full of excitement, and his face was flushed. He Ming felt that it was almost done, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, you guys move the goods to the big truck, and take a taxi back by yourself. I have something to do, so I'll leave first. Wait a minute." See you, let's go back and count the "trophies" first."

"Okay, brother He Ming will see you later." Everyone shouted excitedly.

He Longhao said: "Brother, what are you going to do?"

He Ming said: "I have something to do.

You give him what I bought for your sister, don't embezzle, or you won't be able to play in Songjiang tomorrow! "Because the name is written on the outer packaging of the goods, you are not afraid of taking the wrong one.

He Longhao straightened his chest and said righteously: "Absolutely not, I promise to complete the task."

Situ Haoran walked towards the Hummer, smoking a high-end cigarette, which he bought just now, and took several boxes, which was really refreshing. He shook his hand and said without turning his head: "Brother, let's go. I'll go first."

This guy is not enthusiastic when he gets the benefits.

He Longhao quickly followed: "I'm sitting in front of the Hummer."

He Ming was worried, watched everyone put away the goods, counted them, and let them go. Four large trucks, 3 for rent, led by an arrogant red Hummer.

Finally, He Mingcai rushed onto the road on his bicycle. It was getting dark now, and it was time to eat, so he took the opportunity to hunt for treasures.

Ever since I got rich, I have run out of money, I can get what I want, and I can have girls, it's almost perfect, but because of this, I have affected more people and things, and I really don't have enough time.

No wonder He Ming remembers that when watching a Qing drama in the past, there was always someone surnamed Kang, no, the emperor surnamed Ai always said, give me another five hundred years! Oh, give me another five hundred years.

And at that time, He Ming always said: "Wash up and sleep, I will give you two hundred years, and you will be the last emperor." The whole family laughed together.

When he came to the residential building, He Ming repeated his old tricks. He took out his hat from his backpack and looked at the cash in the bag. There were still more than 100,000 yuan. Today, he gave a lot of lucky money, but his father also got a lot of cash for supplements. , so now there are more than 100,000. It is estimated that a lot can be missed.

Pretending to be a bit, He Ming knocked on the door of a residential building, saw the door opened, pretended to smile sincerely, and said: "Hello. I am a government employee of the population and housing survey..."

"Come in, come in, I've been waiting for you for a long time. I heard that the building in front of me has paid a demographic bonus. Why didn't our family have one? The result is here. Comrade, the work is not in place. What unit, why only you alone

It is too inefficient for people to send money. "A middle-aged woman who seemed to be working in the street office warmly welcomed He Ming in. In the house, there were a pair of sisters around eighteen years old, a middle-aged man, and an old lady and an old lady.

grandfather.

"Six people, 1,200 yuan." He Ming counted the money and handed it over. The middle-aged woman took it with a smile, checked whether it was true or false, and counted repeatedly. Then she asked her husband, the middle-aged man, to take care of the rest of the work. up.

"The house is nice and antique." He Ming pretended to record data while scanning the house. Is there a green light. At this time, because his senses were not human, He Ming heard a pair of sisters surrounding their mother in the outhouse, and the sister said: "That man is weird, wearing a hat, he doesn't look like a good person."

"Go away, stupid girl, I wish such a bad person would come every day, so I still work? Just wait for that kid." The middle-aged woman put away the money and taught the eldest daughter a lesson.

The youngest daughter was giggling, only to be greeted with coquettishness from her older sister.

He Ming looked at the house, but couldn't find it. He went out and was about to say goodbye when he saw a tiny light in front of a statue of the God of Wealth. Except for natural light, artificial light, and the light from magic glasses, it was unrecognizable. Subtle and powerful.

For example, the tree of life's red light soared into the sky, it was extremely bright, similarly, the secret book of Ha Toad Gong only had a faint red light. That color, so beautiful, cannot be faked.

However, on the other side of the God of Wealth statue, He Ming saw a faint blue light!

"Oh, you are worshiping the statue of the God of Wealth. My family is also worshiping it. I was too anxious to go out today, and I forgot to worship the God of Wealth. I want to gamble with someone at night. Can you let me worship the statue of the God of Wealth in your family? Wealth?" He Ming said.

The family was a little surprised, the old lady laughed, and the grandfather also drank tea, thinking that this "government official" was interesting.

"Of course." The middle-aged woman agreed, turned her head and said in a low voice, "You are so dishonest, be careful that you lose without pants today." The two sisters looked at each other and laughed.

He Ming went to light incense and tried to get closer, but a minute passed, but there was no information.

what happened? He Ming tried his best to identify the source of the blue light. It was emitted from behind the God of Wealth statue. That is to say, behind the God of Wealth statue, what excuse is there to remove the God of Wealth statue?

He Ming thought of a wonderful solution in a very short time. He suddenly trembled and said, "It's not good, it's not good, my shofar wind has attacked." The statue of the God of Wealth fell, trembling all over, as if about to fall, the middle-aged woman's family was taken aback.

The old lady laughed and turned into a cough, the grandfather took a sip of tea, the two sisters were shocked, the middle-aged man rushed over, the middle-aged woman performed the most wonderfully, she snatched the statue of the God of Wealth, and said in her mouth: "Don't Don't, don't, get out, get out quickly. Don't go crazy in my house." He pushed He Ming as he spoke.

How can He Ming, now that he is physically strong, even a few women can't push him, so he pretends to be shofar and sticks to the place where the blue light comes from. When I saw it, I really admired it, it was actually in the wall.

Without stopping, he picked up a pair of scissors nearby, thrust into the wall hard, and then dug, with great strength, he broke the wall.

"Mom, he's crazy, call an ambulance, don't come close, he's holding scissors." The eldest daughter stopped the middle-aged woman, and then told her younger sister to call quickly.

He Ming turned his head and said fiercely: "Don't call me. I'm sick. If you call me, I'll be crazy. Just wait." Dig around on Blu-ray.

"Oh, my god, don't dig my wall! Oh, my ancestors." The middle-aged woman cried. His husband persuaded: "It's okay, the walls are worthless, just make up for it. Didn't he just send 1,200 yuan?"

The middle-aged woman said angrily: "What do you know? 1200 is the government's demographic dividend. Every family has it and deserves it. When he destroys the wall, he destroys private property! We have to make up for it ourselves. Can we compare it? "

He Ming finally saw the blue light. The blue light came out from a brick. He Ming took out a brick and it came out. In the eyes of others, they watched He Ming take out a brick, then suddenly stopped trembling, and just focused on the brick. It was very weird.

This time the news came out.

An ordinary brick with an anomaly inside.

worth 40.

Note that there are abnormalities in the brick, and further detection is recommended.

It's great to have the Blu-ray again.

He Ming thought for a while, then turned around and said, "Oh——my illness is cured. Oh, uncles, aunts, grandparents, you are shocked. Please accept my apology." His face changed naturally, his body changed from trembling to calm, It's really Warner Bros. actor level.

The family breathed a sigh of relief when they saw He Ming returned to his original state. The middle-aged woman stomped her feet and said, "What about our house!"

He Mingdao: "Is it enough for me to pay one thousand?"

"One thousand! Good. However, you have to pay for the mental damage of the six of us. One hundred each, no, two hundred!" The middle-aged woman extorted with Situ Haoran's demeanor.

He Ming got the Blu-ray, easily counted up 2200 yuan, and was about to leave.

"What are you doing with my bricks?" said the sister of the sisters.

He Ming thought before turning his head, and said: "Oh, every time I get sick, I have to destroy things. I went to a doctor to see a doctor, and he told me, after every time you get sick, take whatever you hold in your hand with you." Going back, it has an effect on disease research.”

My sister said doubtfully, "I'm from a medical school, why haven't I heard of it?"

"Remedies, folk remedies." He Ming said, "I'm leaving, and I still have to send money."

"Wait, that brick is placed behind the statue of the God of Wealth. The essence of the sun and the moon already has aura. If you want to take it away, you can take 500 yuan, not 1,000 yuan!" The middle-aged woman rushed over and said.

He Ming nodded repeatedly and said, "Okay, okay. It should be necessary."

After paying again, the middle-aged woman got 3,200 yuan at once. She counted the money repeatedly and smiled; the old lady laughed again, and the grandfather drank tea again. The middle-aged man shook his head with shame on his face.

The younger sister of the sisters also looked at He Ming like a fool, but the elder sister was quite calm. She looked He Ming up and down until He Ming disappeared and said: "This guy has a problem. He is wearing a top brand, all of which are extravagant. , the total value is tens of thousands, the goods from the hat supermarket, the price of the glasses can’t be seen. This kind of dress of a civil servant?”

"What tens of thousands of clothes?" The middle-aged woman said urgently: "This kind of fat sheep with a brain problem, I just knocked him ten thousand and won!"

He Ming went out and got the Blu-ray, very happy. Hiding in the corner of the stairwell, he couldn't wait and carefully smashed the bricks. The last Blu-ray item was the Blue Army Mail, which sold for 8.88 million. This time, I don't know what it is and how much it sold for.

When Brick knocked, the contents inside were exposed, wrapped in a ball of clothing.

He Ming also thought that the clothes were treasures, so he untied them carefully, but there was no blue light, so he tore them open.

It turned out that there was a Jade Buddha inside, which was wider than a larger mouse, and the thickness was the same as the width, and it was very heavy in the hand.

No wonder an old brick, a relatively large old-fashioned brick, has only a thin skin. Because the Jade Buddha itself is quite big.

The Jade Buddha is pure and white all over, with delicate hands, especially the extremely lifelike workmanship, and a benevolent face with a touch of majesty. From the beginning to the end, no matter the hand posture or the line, there is no defect, and it is amazingly perfect and harmonious.

The real best! He Ming's heart beat wildly. Then scan the information and come out.

Blu-ray items. The Great Sun Tathagata of the Southern and Northern Dynasties Suet Jade Buddha.

worth 40.

Perfect condition and perfect workmanship.

This item has magical powers and can be used for a long time to exorcise evil spirits and calm the mind.

He Ming rubbed the Jade Buddha against his face vigorously, it felt so good, so perfect, and the texture was really great.

It's the same as that top-grade porcelain, should I sell it?

He Ming thought for a minute, of course, only the best products are worth the money, forget about the rest, today I spent almost 2 million casually, and tomorrow I will go to the luxury goods store to raid wildly, if I don’t sell, I will soon run out of money.

Call Huang Xuexiong, he is going to fly back to Songjiang, He Ming emphasized: "Brother Huang, I found the real best!"

Called Yingqun again: "Sister, I found the real best!"

They all decided to meet at the guest house at 6 o'clock. He Mingcai hung up the phone and looked at his watch. It was only after five o'clock. Ha ha. In less than half an hour to get a best. Seeing that there is still a lot of time, He Ming cherishes the Jade Buddha and put it away

In his arms, he was about to go up to pick up leaks, kick away the broken bricks to destroy the "criminal evidence", only to find a piece of paper among the tattered clothes. It says, I am Chen Sheng, a Sanren. Because the People's Liberation Army entered the city, the special collection of the best suet jade Buddha was placed on bricks and stones

Among them, go to those who are destined to get it, and cherish it.

He Ming understood that many rich people hid their treasures before liberation, and the Chen surname was hidden in bricks. No wonder the bricks are very old. After reading it, He Ming lit a cigarette and burned the note casually. He said in his mouth, "Thank you. I am the predestined person. Rest in peace."

He didn't know if he was dead, so he casually said that he rested in peace, which was really wicked.

After smoking out the cigarette, He Ming went upstairs again and knocked on a door: "Hello, I am the population and..."