Chapter 17 The Red Hummer

Xue Hu also grabbed He Ming's chest with great force. The locally produced, Tianjiao brand down jacket worth 80 yuan was sacrificed just like that. Xue Hu looked frenzied, and said: "Next, what happened!"

"What and what?" He Ming couldn't figure it out. He was overwhelmed by the news that he had obtained 8.88 million yuan, and he forgot what he wanted to say.

Yingqun stared dumbfounded at his usually gentle and gentle elder brother, he was so excited. Handsome roared: "Why have you become stronger? You said just a few days ago that you were still useless!"

He Ming said with a grin, "That's an interesting thing. Let me sell the contents of the backpack to Sister Ying first. Business is important, let's chat..."

"I bought them all!" Xue Hu scrambled to untie He Ming's backpack, threw it away, and said angrily, "No matter how much it costs, I bought it all!"

"No! There's porcelain in it!" He Ming made a vigorous pounce, and unknowingly, used the pounce method of Ha Toad Kung Fu.

Divine skill! The three of Ying Yang were stunned, and they discovered that there are still magical skills in this world. They watched He Ming save five or six meters in the night sky. The speed, height, and distance are simply incredible. He Ming is like a monkey, fishing for moons in the sea, gracefully holding the backpack in his arms. , and hit the automatic door hard with his back.

The automatic gate of the guest house in Malanshan City was knocked down. He Ming got up and breathed a sigh of relief. He turned his head and saw that he was about to run away: "Oh no, something happened. Let's go. We were caught by security and found by reporters. I'm going to be miserable!" After saying that, he fled.

Ying Yang and others followed suit. He Ming ran to a corner, and Ying Yang rushed over with shocked eyes, and said, "What happened just now??? Is that a magical skill? No, no, the legendary Kung Fu." The other two were also very excited and asked He Ming one after another. .

He Ming shrugged his shoulders and said: "I still think it's something. It's actually very simple." Then, he talked about the Hama Gong, but of course he didn't explain the function of the glasses as a download. The expressions of Ying Yang and the others are indescribable.

Yingyang said with difficulty like swallowing a toad, "That is to say, you got it, and there is only the legendary magical skill?"

Ying Qun said: "Xiao Ming, you—you are really amazing. I have nothing to say. You have to teach me." He Ming said: "I'm sorry, Miss Ying. Women can't learn. And you always transfer money. Disappointed, Yingqun snorted, took out her mobile phone, and began to notify the company's people to transfer money to He Ming's account.

Xue Hu looked frenzied and let out a strange cry. He wanted to hug He Ming. He Ming held his backpack, fearing that the porcelain would be broken, and avoided: "Brother Tiger, what are you doing? I'm not gay!"

Xue Hu said: "Brother—please pass on the magical skills to me!!!" As he was about to kneel down, He Ming hurriedly said: "It's easy to say, easy to say! Don't be so excited! Let's make friends, what magical skills, a piece of cake Disc."

Ying Yang solemnly said: "Please teach me too. Please!!" He Ming smiled wryly, and took out the yellow paper from his wallet. He kept it in his wallet all the time. After all, it was a red light item. Even if it fell into the reservoir, it didn't get wet, which was specially placed in the interlayer for protection.

He Ming gave it out casually, and said, "This is a magical skill, you can see for yourself."

Ying Yang received it carefully, as if receiving a priceless treasure. Of course, for soldiers like them who wanted to become stronger, Ha Toad Kungfu was a trick. More precious than priceless treasures. Yingyang could understand classical Chinese, so he walked under the street lamp and read it out. Xue Feihu listened and asked questions.

I saw Ying Yang and the other two studying magic skills under the street lamp. He Ming thought that Situ Haoran was still waiting for him, so he said: "Don't look at it, it's actually very simple, to the effect that, between midnight (23:00 to 1:00), follow me, lie on the ground, and ask for soil On the ground, then take Viagra to stimulate sexual impulses, and say a mantra, and it will be done naturally." He Ming put down his backpack, lay on the ground like a big frog, and croaked.

Yingqun snorted, but she was soon surprised to see,

My eldest brother quickly imitated He Ming lying on the ground, and Xue Hu also imitated the appearance of a frog. But the expressions of the two of them were very serious. He Ming croaked and croaked.

Yingqun laughed out loud. It was so much fun and hilarious. Then Yi He Ming looked at his watch, it was only 10:49. Although there is a bright moonlight today. But time is running out, and ... no Viagra, the all-important one.

He Ming got up dumbfounded, "I'm just demonstrating. You don't need to learn how to do it, the time is not up yet, and you have to take Viagra." He Ming untied his backpack, took out a piece of porcelain, a painting, and That Qing Dynasty copper coin flattered and said, "Miss Ying, take a look. They are all genuine."

Ying Yang got up, and went to study the magic book with Xue Hu again. Yingqun took the porcelain and looked at it, and said: "Republic of China famille rose, the quality is very good... It can be worth 100,000. I received 50,000. I don't know much about paintings and copper coins. I will take it back and help you see it." , I’ll do it if anyone wants me to.”

"Okay, it's better this way, just transfer the money directly to my bank account." He Ming nodded happily, and after thinking about it for a moment, he said: "Sister Ying, you only give me 50,000 for the 100,000 porcelain. 8.88 million Doesn't the Blue Army Post want 17.76 million?"

Ying Qun said angrily: "Idiots don't have such good things. I have to pay taxes when I sell them through the company. Moreover, I may not be able to sell them. The best products can be worth hundreds of millions of RMB or tens of millions of dollars, but it is very difficult to sell them with low value." shot. you

Do you know how many failed bids like this? You pick up the money and sell it for 50,000 directly, and I have to pay wages, pay taxes, and earn a little 'poor' profit... Blue Army Post is good, and it can sell a lot, but you eat meat, let my sister drink too Order soup. Yes or no? After finishing speaking, Yingqun twisted He Ming's face, and said strangely: "My dear brother—why is the skin so tender and smooth, even better than mine." "

The role of the tree of life, He Ming thought, but this secret is too exaggerated, it is better to keep it secret.

There are still five wild pearls. He Ming took them out and said, "Miss Ying, look at how much these five pearls cost." He said in his mouth: "Not bad, not bad, they are all good pearls. I like them. Give me three." He said and took the best three. He Ming was surprised and said: "You don't pay." As a result, he got a blank stare: "It's a gift." The phone reminds you that the account has reached 8.88 million, and the cash in the bank account has become 15 million+. He Ming smiled and picked up the backpack , Said: "I left beforehand, and I will give you the secrets of magical skills. You can study it yourself." When he was about to leave, he found that Ying Yang and Xue Hu were following closely.

He Mingdao: "What do you want to do? I told you everything."

Ying Yang said: "You have to practice later. We will practice with you."

Xue Hu nodded and said, "Today we will follow you. We will sleep by your side as well."

Fuck you, who will sleep with you, an old virgin! He Ming glanced at the giggling Yingqun, walked towards his motorcycle, and said helplessly as he walked, "Okay, since that's the case, here we come."

Speaking of which, He Ming got on the bike, and found that Ying Yang and Xue Hu had followed up on the motorcycle. He couldn't help saying, "Wait, handsome brother, you are the prince of the provincial party committee, and you don't have a car?"

From just now to now, Ying Yang's serious expression finally showed a smile. He couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "I'm not afraid of you running away. Hey, in a short time, I was confused by you. He Ming, you are really amazing. A bomb planter."

Xue Hu followed, and said, "It's still at the atomic level. He Ming, hurry up and teach us the Toad Kungfu."

He Ming smiled wryly and said, "How could I escape? I could? Why should I escape? Brother Tiger looked at me, Brother Handsome, go and drive."

Ying Yang got out of the car and said to Xue Hu: "Tiger, watch out, don't let him escape."

Xue Hu nodded again and again, put his hands on He Ming's shoulders, and said softly: "Your shoulders are broad and your muscles are strong, is it the effect of divine skills?"

Being praised by an old virgin, He Ming felt his ass tighten, and he had a headache, God, bless me, don't meet a comrade.

Not long after, a huge car rushed onto the street. The huge red domineering figure immediately attracted He Ming, and He Ming fell in love with this car in an instant.

He Ming turned his head and said, "What a domineering car. It's brutal. I like it. Brother Tiger, what kind of car is this, and how much does it cost?" Xue Hu looked at He Ming with a strange look, and said, "My car .The military Hummer H1 has been discontinued. I modified it in the military factory. It is wider and longer than ordinary cars. You can’t buy it even if you have money.”

"However." Xue Hu said: "You teach me magic skills, I will give you this car, with a military signboard."

"Deal." He Ming quickly agreed, it was picked for nothing. Ha ha.

Xue Hu also had a satisfied expression on his face. It was the most successful transaction in the world to use a car to achieve a magic skill.

It was Yingyang who drove the car. He Ming put the motorcycle into the Hummer H1, sat in, looked at it, and said, "It's extremely domineering and brutal. This is my car."

Xue Hu told Ying Yang what happened. Ying Yang also smiled, praising Xue Hu for a good job. Now I am not afraid that He Ming will escape.

On the street, this domineering and brutal red Hummer H1 is more fashionable than a green Lamborghini, and it is not afraid of being hit, only others are afraid of being hit by him.

When they came to the entrance of the restaurant, the four welcoming ladies were even more surprised. They all knew that He Ming had a Lamborghini, but they didn't expect that this time the car was even more amazing. But the man following He Ming was so handsome, the hearts of the four of them were thumping, their eyes became hot, and they all looked at Ying Yang.

He Ming's bad taste came up, and his hearing became very good, so he heard a strong heartbeat. He stopped in front of the four welcoming girls, listened, and said, "Listen, it's strange, why did I hear the plopping sound."

The four MMs had unnatural expressions, and their eyes were full of resentment that they wanted to kill him.

He Ming shrugged, smiled and left.

Yingyang was speechless. Xue Hu said: "It seems that he has a very random personality. I only hope that we can successfully learn that magical skill."

Walking into the private room, Situ Haoran was flushed from eating, and was trying to swallow a lobster. There were a few empty wine bottles beside him. The brand was quite high-end, and it was the most high-end wine and red wine in this restaurant. The old lady was full and was sleeping on a "bed" made of chairs. Liu Xu has also eaten and drank enough, and is preparing to wrap up the food and take it home.

When He Ming was away, Situ Haoran ordered food and wine again, but it was casual, and he got 8.88 million, so he could eat whatever he wanted.

Seeing He Ming coming in, Situ Haoran's eyes lit up, and said: "My dear brother, you are finally back. Come and sit down quickly." As he spoke, he saw Ying Yang and Xue Hu, seeing their extraordinary demeanor, said in his mouth : "Oh dear brother, look, your friend is handsome, rich and rich, cute and loved, he is really a dragon among men, among dragons..."

"Isn't it a worm in the dragon?" He Ming was living a hard life a few days ago, and he was hungry after going out. He picked up a delicious steak and greeted: "Two brothers, eat something to fill your stomach first." , we have to go to practice magic skills later."

Ying Yang nodded and said, "That's fine, I'm hungry too." He picked up a piece of chicken, chewed it slowly, nodded and said, "It tastes good, this restaurant has a hand, and the taste of this chicken is very unique."

Situ Haoran gave Yingyang a thumbs up, and said, "This brother is amazing, you can taste the special taste of chicken in one bite, yes! This is our wild pheasant from Miyun Dashan, and it costs 450 yuan a plate. It is famous in Jiangxi Province Chinese and foreign..." Before Situ Haoran finished chattering, He Ming strangled Situ Haoran's neck, and the whole world was quiet.

Facing Situ Haoran's face, He Ming said in a low voice: "The wild grass and wild mountain, eighty-eight steps, what do you mean? Do you remember?"

Situ Haoran pretended to be struggling to breathe with his tongue out, He Ming had nothing to do with him, Situ Haoran's character was invincible. He Ming let go of his arms, and said softly: "Brother, do you remember? It's good for you to think about it."

Situ Haoran sat up straight and said, "Brother, I remembered it at first, but you strangled me, my brain lacked money, and I temporarily lost my memory. Wait a little longer."

He Ming knew that he really didn't remember it, so he ignored Situ Haoran. He couldn't remember it, and it was useless to force him.

So he sat back in his seat, drank a glass of red wine, made a thought, stroked his chin and wondered, did Situ Haoran have any clues?

Ying Yang was eating, and suddenly saw Xue Hu's eyes were straight. He followed Xue Hu's gaze, and Liu Xu was taking care of her mother-in-law. Because of bending over, her plump buttocks were in a perfect gourd shape, which could be vaguely seen the whole silhouette. It's so alluring, it's tempting to commit crimes.

Yingyang is not a virgin, he has had countless women, and he was a romantic figure before he got married, but now seeing his lower abdomen, he suddenly became angry.

Hearing heavy breathing, he turned his head and saw that the end of the trousers of the third child was protruding high. If the trousers were not of good quality, they would have burst. It was shocking and unforgettable.