Chapter 13 Accidental Popularity

Today's New Year's Eve is the most exciting and unique New Year's Eve in He Ming's 20 years. Because at five o'clock that day, he first met with the secretary of the provincial party committee who rushed over, because experts identified it overnight, and it can be proved that it is a Paleolithic ape-man skull, whole body bones, and scattered Paleolithic tools. Unbelievably complete, it has great research value and historical value for the origin of human beings and ancient humans.

However, after overnight excavation, the expert team was very puzzled, because they had no other finds, and it seemed that He Ming had dug out all the valuable things by himself.

Some experts said this problem, of course He Ming understood what was going on, because he just had to follow the light to find it directly, no expert dug it carefully, and the result was just a stone.

However, the remains of this ape-man skull are quite peculiar. They are not in the soil layer, but in the root system of a big tree.

Experts including Mr. Huang repeatedly asked He Ming how he discovered it.

He Ming shrugged, repeated his words, and said them countless times, even he believed them. He felt that there were good things under the big tree, so he cut down the big tree, dug it, and then it rained, and the rotten big tree was washed away. Here comes the skull that reveals the inside.

God, everyone looked at each other, Huang Xuexiong asked a wonderful question: "It was raining heavily at the time, and the pit was deep and big. How did you have the courage to jump in and find such an important ape-man skull?"

He Ming's answer was even more exciting: "I want to make a fortune, so I'll sell it to you."

The experts were speechless and went back to continue their research. At this time, a large group of reporters gathered around again.

"Hi He Ming, I am a reporter from CCTV. I would like to ask, how do you feel about being the discoverer of the ape-man skull in Mount Malan?"

CCTV interview, this is a big deal. He Mingqing cleared his voice, but found that he was still wearing yesterday's old clothes. He knew how proud it was to wear LV. He Mingdao: "First of all, I want to thank the party, the great motherland, and the people. I am the people trained by the party. I am the son of the great motherland. I love the motherland deeply... As for how I discovered the ancient monuments, I don't know. How did I find out, I can only say that I’m here, I found out. I’m so curious, aren’t I?”

The CCTV reporter was a little speechless, and said: "As far as we know, you are a third-year student majoring in psychology. But your level of cultural relic identification and field exploration are amazing. According to Professor Huang Sen, you Tens of millions of top-quality porcelain have been discovered. May I ask, how did you do it?"

He Mingdao: "First of all, I would like to thank my instructor, Mr. Chen Sanping. He is a professor of psychology at Songjiang Fuxing University. He is very knowledgeable. He taught me a lot. I would also like to thank my history professor, Professor Gao Aiguo, who taught me that history is truth and history is wealth. Finally, I would like to thank my life instructor, who is a candle that serves the people silently and is a selfless person who serves the people A good party member..."

What He Ming said, Professor Chen and others saw He Ming's statement on the news broadcast tonight, they were very moved, and they were secretly delighted that they were going to be famous. He Ming also did not expect that the discovery of the ape-man in Mount Malan was very astonishing. He was interviewed by a large number of reporters for the first time, and all his words without thinking through the brain and with a strong diaosi tone made him instantly popular and became the idol of diaosi.

A CCTV reporter asked: "He Ming, what did you think when you found the ape-man skull? Were you very excited?"

He Ming got excited, pretended to be righteous, and said: "Of course, at this moment, I thought of Lei Feng, thought of all kinds of good people and good deeds, and the souls of heroes were possessed, so I dug out the ape-man in the heavy rain." The skull was protected. I took off my Versace sweatshirt, made it into a sack and put it in a sack. 5,500 yuan Versace sweatshirt sack, how many people can there be in a lifetime?"

The CCTV reporter was speechless,

However, she found that they were all wearing thick down jackets, and only He Ming just got up and put on a thin coat, so she couldn't help asking: "He Ming, the weather is -3 degrees below zero, you are only wearing a single coat, why aren't you cold? Are you Do you have your own unique secret?"

He Ming pretended to say affectionately: "Because my heart is hot, I love this land deeply... Ah, if I were a bird..." He Ming also recited a poem he had read.

The reporters were speechless.

Even though today is New Year's Eve, the discovery of the ape-man in Mount Malan caused a sensation in the whole city, and quickly affected the whole country and spread internationally. Then He Ming "received" the municipal Party committee secretary and other leaders one by one, and expressed cordial greetings, and had lunch with the big shots. After eating and drinking until three o'clock in the afternoon, he returned to his new home.

When He Ming drove his motorcycle through the gate, the security guard opened the gate and shouted, "Young Master He, you are on TV!"

He Ming poked his head and looked, and sure enough, the TV, the city's TV station was showing the scene of the ape-man discovery, He Ming's interview, and the moment when He Ming opened the sack made of Versace sweatshirt to reveal the ape-man skull.

He Ming hurried back to his new home. The whole family gathered in front of the huge TV in the living room, and He Ming was talking on it.

"What are cultural relics, don't ask me. Cultural relics are cultural relics, and everyone has an answer about cultural relics in their hearts. Seeing Brokeback Mountain, the director said, everyone has a Brokeback Mountain in their hearts, so I want to say that everyone I have a complex of cultural relics in my heart. Thank you."

He Minghan died, which is exactly what he said casually just now, because someone asked him how to understand cultural relics.

The family saw He Ming, "Look, the great archaeologist is back!" The young version of He's father came over, holding a wine glass, and said, "Come, let's toast the archaeologist."

He Ming looked at Papa He, who was about 25 years old, still deliberately dressed up, and was really speechless.

All of a sudden, the whole family is young, which feels weird. The familiar appearance suddenly disappeared.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! It's amazing!" The second sister He Fang rushed over to hug He Ming and shook him vigorously. She also asked her elder sister to help take pictures and said she would put them on the Internet.

He Mingdao: "Could it be that I'm also popular on the Internet?"

Mother He also loves surfing the Internet. She covered her mouth and smiled and said, "You appeared on TV in the morning, and you talked nonsense. And it's very hypocritical. The expression is really hypocritical. That's why it's very popular on the Internet. Everyone picks you up." He has received countless nicknames. Lie Brother, Discovery Emperor, grown-up version of Acting Emperor. Strong Man Brother."

He Ming hurriedly went online, and sure enough, in the news about the orangutan in Mount Malan, he became very popular. His rambling words in the morning turned into super-hot videos one after another. Once very pornographic and violent swept the Internet, He Ming said hundreds of sentences no less than very pornographic and violent classics.

You ask how I found out. I came and I found out. To be honest, I like to pee on a big tree, and when I pee, I feel that there is something in the big tree. That's it.

As the discoverer of the ape-man skull, I didn't feel proud. At that moment, I was only proud of the great and sacred motherland. We are one of the origins of human civilization, perhaps, one that can be removed!

China is the greatest, I am from China.

I drank my saliva first and answered questions. (In the video, He Ming drank three bottles of mineral water in one gulp. At that time, he really wanted to show off.) This behavior gave He Ming a new nickname - Three Bottles Emperor. Many people tried, but they couldn't drink three bottles in one go.

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Speechless, sitting in front of the computer, He Ming saw all kinds of news. He is the kind of person that reporters like the most. When he gets excited, he speaks out all the classic words, which arouses a lot of ratings. Of course, the news media and audience I died laughing, this New Year's Eve is really happy.

He Ming sighed, turned on the phone, and saw for the first time that the SMS box was full, and there were hundreds of missed calls. Most of them are classmates, friends, or relatives who don't communicate often.

He Ming only looked at his friend's message and replied to the call, while others ignored it. However, his best friend is Guo Bang alone.

At this time, the second sister He Fang came over excitedly and said, "Look at He Ming."

He Ming clicked on He Ming Bar, and was surprised that there were countless posts and bar members, and the top one was a post. The speaker is the master, and found out that his sister Fangfang is the second sister who is by my side at the moment.

He Ming clicked on that post, my god, it was full of photos of various luxury products, which meant that He Ming broke out and bought them for me, as well as Lamborghini, and finally, a box of gold and silver ingots necklaces and rings . The latest update is a photo of He Ming that was just taken.

Usually a post, there is a Lamborghini, or luxury bags, ready-to-wear, watches, etc., which already have hot elements. But in this post, the second sister, He Fang, piled up a lot of luxury goods into a hill, and took a lot of pictures of brand new Lamborghinis.

Extremely hot, do what you can to stimulate.

As soon as He Ming finished watching, the second sister He Fang, who was using a laptop to surf the Internet, got more excited, and updated the photos of the luxurious big villa, which aroused a lot of envy and hatred.

"Come here, take off your clothes. Let me take pictures with your upper body naked." He Fang said holding up a high-end camera. Those were a few high-end cameras purchased by He Mingda.

He Ming was puzzled and said, "What are you doing?"

He Fang said: "You have a nickname on the Internet. He said that you don't suffer from cold and heat. You wear a single shirt in winter and you have a strong physique. Everyone asked me to post photos of your upper body naked."

He Mingdao: "Why, they asked you to send it and you sent it?"

He Fang cast a contemptuous look, and said: "You don't understand the Internet, if you don't add fuel to the flames and increase the sensation now, when the limelight passes, someone will ask who He Ming is, who is the founding emperor? Who is the false emperor? Who still remembers! Either become a god, or become a worm. My sister even sacrificed her appearance to post photos of her beautiful legs."

Damn, it's crazy, He Ming knows that the second sister is going crazy, and no one can stop her. He obediently took off his shirt.

He Fang wowed, and said: "Little brother, when did you become strong? You left half a year ago. You are not like this." She happily kept taking pictures, and asked He Ming to pose as a bodybuilder.

The muscles produced by practicing Hama Gong are different from bodybuilding exercises. They are strong and natural, and look beautiful. Strong arms, wide back muscles, well-developed chest muscles, particularly strong abdominal muscles, with lumpy muscles the size of a fist. Even for bodybuilders, lumpy abdominal muscles are not necessarily a gift even if they are talented and perform high-intensity exercises. Can be trained.

However, the operation of the toad gong originates from the kidneys in the abdomen, so the abdomen receives the greatest impact, so it is particularly strong. In just a few days, He Ming has the massive muscles that are as big as fists, which are the envy of bodybuilding experts.

It is conceivable that when these pictures were posted, the Internet exclaimed that it was too perfect, unbelievable, and unimaginable.

Someone said that He Ming called himself Diaosi, which was Diaosi's shocking counterattack.

Countless female bar staff have turned He Ming's abdominal muscles into avatars, and asked without any doubt, He Ming's upper body photo will be the most downloaded picture in today's collection, bar none!

After a while, He Ming gained several more nicknames, Abdominal Muscle Devil, comrade's favorite. none of them!

He Fang laughed loudly in front of the computer, and He Ming also thought it was quite funny. Because to a certain extent, the characters of the siblings are all crazy, and they all have the idea that they are not crazy when they are young, but they are crazy when they are old.

The post bar went crazy, asking for photos in underwear only.

He Ming felt bad, turned around and saw the second sister sneering with the camera. He Ming protected his pants and said, "I'm still a virgin and I don't have a girlfriend. If you do this, maybe I won't find a girlfriend."

He Fang smiled and said: "Great, I can announce that you are still a virgin. And, don't worry baby, you don't know how hot you are, there are already a million women in the whole country who have worshiped under your abs. Put your pants on Take it off!"

He Ming stood up and sneered, "Okay, you forced me." He said, taking off his shoes and socks to untie his belt. He knew that this would cause a bigger commotion, because he practiced Ha Toad Kung Fu, and his little brother became huge. The sleeping caterpillar is now comparable to the "waking dragon" of ordinary people.

He Ming took off his pants, and He Fang gasped, but she was very professional and asked He Ming to make various gestures continuously.

When these pictures were posted, someone asked a question at the same time, whether He Ming's little brother was asleep or awake. The answer was that he fell asleep, and someone immediately said, I finally understand why I found out that Di is still a virgin,

Because he can only choose European and American MMs to break their virginity, otherwise they will kill people. Therefore, a more popular nickname instantly surpassed the hypocrisy emperor, and found that the emperor, the macho brother, was placed on He Ming's head, which became popular on the entire Internet and pushed today's events to a climax.

hang emperor.