Chapter 4 Crazy Midnight

At 11 o'clock in the evening, He Ming looked up at the sky, the sky was not strong, it was gloomy, the moon was faint, and there was very little moonlight. In this case, the effect of cultivation will be greatly reduced. The most terrible thing is that He Ming looked around and realized that it was really difficult to find a deserted field in the city of Songjiang.

Under the temptation of 500 yuan, the driver racked his brains to think of a deserted construction site. In the end, leaving He Ming on the deserted construction site, Mr. Driver left a strange look in his eyes and disappeared quickly.

Then practice magic. The brain automatically appeared the magical practice method, He Ming took off his backpack, and imitated a frog to lie on his stomach, the weather was really cold, within half a minute, He Ming was trembling all over.

Why didn't it work? By the way, I forgot to take Viagra.

He Ming took out a Viagra and swallowed it. The little brother came back to life, and He Ming was wearing jeans and thermal underwear. Oh! He Ming gritted his teeth, took off his jeans, and continued to lie on his stomach. He thought he was a little crazy, but He Ming still smiled and didn't care.

Everything that happened today is really great. He Ming, who studies psychology, has always been calm, but one day he encountered an adventure, earned countless money in a day, and obtained high-tech items in different time and space. It was so cool!

It's so cool! This kind of adventure, upstart, exciting feeling, it turns out that it is perfect for people to live like this! !

At this moment, He Ming can't wait to swim the Huangpu River at night and run naked across Times Square!

The little brother is extremely hard, but at this moment, He Ming really felt a cool breath trying to come in his head, different from the cold wind, that cool breath is like warm water, and at this moment, the fiery heat in his abdomen Climbing up the spine one by one, it's like someone is massaging the bones vigorously and just right. The hot feeling is better than an orgasm, the first shot in life!

Grass, too strong, no! There is another key here. He Ming quickly recited a formula, which is the key to the success of this divine function.

Without this formula, yin and yang cannot intersect, the cool energy will only stop in the head, and the fiery sexual energy will only stop in the cervical spine, and just a little bit, you can have intercourse with yin and yang, gain great strength, improve your physique, and gain some kind of mysterious power.

He Ming recited this formula, but he was surprised to find that the language he uttered was croaking like a frog.

But within a few seconds, the croaking sound became extremely loud, unlike humans can make, far away, in the middle of the night, like a giant frog screaming.

Very scary. No wonder the creator of the magic skill, the little soldier who became a general, needs to go out of the city alone, or stay away from the barracks to practice this magic skill. Otherwise, it will definitely scare the people around.

Moreover, the general still has a problem. There was no Viagra in ancient times, and his sexual impulse could only last for a few minutes.

And when He Ming found that the fiery heat in his lower abdomen had weakened, he took a bottle of Viagra and ate two pills. The little brother was reborn and became stronger. He Ming felt that the fiery energy was stronger, hitting the spine again and again, yin and yang interacting , turning into a gentle energy that spreads throughout the body. Bones, muscles, and blood are all trembling, and they are all giving out carnival that He Ming can't understand. Every time in Yin-Yang Jiaotai, a mysterious energy flows through the whole body, and in just a few seconds, the energy that needs deep sleep is restored.

He Ming felt that his energy had recovered, his eyes became more powerful, and his eyesight improved.

He Ming thought, this magical skill is really effective. He continued to take Viagra and practice.

Five minutes later, he ate five Viagra pills at a time, which is the limit. Once swallowed, if he is given a woman, he can create a nation.

About ten minutes later, He Ming's croaking sound reached its limit and spread far away. It was as huge as a drum. He Ming's vision improved surprisingly in a short period of time. Mingyue! He found that he was hot all over, and unknowingly took off his clothes, only wearing a pair of underwear, and felt very hot,

Like soaking in hot water. Moreover, the thigh muscles became stronger. According to the jumping method of this magical skill, He Ming leaped vigorously. Under the night sky, he jumped more than 3 meters like a big frog!

He Ming didn't understand the horror of this level. His standing long jump score in high school was more than 2 meters, but today, he was able to exceed 3 meters at one time, and the standing long jump world record is only more than 3.5!

This is due to Viagra, the great Viagra, because there was no Viagra in ancient times, so the general who invented this magical skill, at first, because there were no women who could not excrete sexual impulse, so after several years of abstinence, he had a strong sexual impulse, By chance and coincidence, this magical skill was inspired, but after it was perfected, after comprehending that crucial formula, he had already become a general and had a group of wives. With wives, especially more than one, it is a dream to want to be as good as a jade, so the general desperately eats aphrodisiacs, but the effect is not as good as that of He Ming who directly eats Viagra.

Therefore, the results of He Ming's practice in one session are equal to the results of a few months at the peak of the general.

But He Ming didn't know, he kept swallowing Viagra, engaged in yin and yang exchanges, and ate up 300 Viagra, He Ming discovered a problem, he became hot all over, his energy was boundless, his little brother could lift a car, the length and The thickness is more than double the usual.

He Ming tried to hang the backpack on the little brother, but there was no pressure and it was easy.

What the heck!

He Ming vaguely felt that he had cultivated to the limit? He doesn't know about this kind of problem, even though He Ming is on the Internet, has read countless novels, and introduced various schools and schools of magic skills. However, when he really tried it himself, he discovered that everything is not that simple, and there is a distance between reality and fiction.

He Ming decided to stop practicing and looked at his phone. It was only 11:17, and he must have practiced for more than 10 minutes. But now that the little brother is in this state, He Ming can't wear jeans. So He Ming only put on thermal underwear, and by the way, he also brought his precious magic glasses.

There was nothing around, but when He Ming turned his head, he saw a green light, just three meters away!

What, there is light in the wild? It must be a cultural relic!

He Ming strode forward and searched on the ground, but found nothing. What's going on? He Ming looked at the green light from a close distance, and it shot out from the ground for about 20 seconds. A piece of information came: You found a treasure worth 10. Digging is recommended.

It's cool, and that's okay. There was no one around, He Ming laughed wildly, I love treasures the most!

He Ming didn't have anything to dig at hand, but he dug with his hands. For some reason, he found that the cold, dry and hard soil in winter was like tofu. It was so good, so he dug with his hands.

So He Ming dug deeply. It took half an hour to dig. He dug a big hole about 3 meters deep and 4 meters in diameter. The green light still shot out from the ground, indicating that digging still needed to be done.

He Ming was sweating all over his face, mixed with the soil, puffing out his breath in the cold night. He had already eaten and drank the ten bottles of Red Bull and beef jerky snacks he bought, and he was hungry.

Fortunately, after practicing that magical skill, I felt very physically strong, but my hands started to hurt, and the skin on my hands was broken, but it was strange that I didn't feel any pain.

His grandma. He Ming crawled out of the cave, sat by the cave and panted, really wanting to drink water and smoke.

He Ming thought for a while, he couldn't do this anymore, he was going to buy a shovel, buy some food, drink some water, and replenish his energy.

I remember there was a small supermarket on the way here. About a few kilometers away. He Ming cleaned it hastily, picked up his backpack, and rushed forward. He didn't want to leave the precious jadeite here, and if someone stole it, he would cry to death.

After running for several thousand meters, the little brother softened a little. He Ming then took off his underwear, threw it away, and put on jeans. Only then did he realize that his thighs were much thicker, and the jeans became tighter. It turns out that wearing thermal underwear is easy?

Not far from the small supermarket, He Ming saw that it was closed. But he still went up and knocked on the door: "Is there anyone! I want to buy something!"

After a while, the lights came on, and an angry young man opened the door, "Don't you know the door is closed?!"

A stack of bright red old man's heads was shaking in front of him, the young man opened the door helplessly, "You're so cruel. But it costs twice as much now."

"I agree with you." He Ming nodded and walked in with a smile. Just after entering, a woman walked down the stairs, she said: "Oh, why do you look like you just fell into a mud pit."

He Ming said hehe, he looked at his body, he was covered in mud. This is a young couple running a small supermarket.

"Yes, big sister, I just crawled out of the mud pit. By the way, do you have a shovel here?" He Ming opened a bottle of mineral water, gulped it up, and then put a few thousand yuan on the cash register.

"I want to buy two shovels, a sturdy bucket, a set of clothes, and shoes. Bring all the delicious things, including the Red Bull Kong Master sports drink."

Big business, the young couple glanced at each other, and the dissatisfaction of being woken up just after falling asleep disappeared: "It's agreed, now the price is double."

He Ming laughed and said, "Small meaning."

"We don't have shovels."

"Your family took it out for your own use, and I bought it at a high price."

Half an hour later, He Ming rode an electric tricycle back to the original place. This electric tricycle was specially used by the young couple to buy vegetables. It was already very old, and He Ming took a fancy to it.

Make sure to dig you out today.

He Ming took two shovels with seven or eight buckets hanging on them, and threw them into the pit all at once. Then buckets of dirt and buckets of dirt were thrown out.

He Ming didn't know how long he had been digging. He felt the redness on his body start to disappear, he felt tired and his hands ached. I could barely lift my arms. Looking up, He Ming felt like he was in a well.

But the sky is getting darker and gloomy, and you can't see your fingers. It's probably going to rain. He Ming can only dig towards the green light with the help of glasses.

when. What the second shovel touched, He Ming still thought it was a stone, so he touched it with his hands, ready to dig it out.

The handle of the first shovel was broken, and He Ming, the second shovel, did not want any accidents, otherwise he would have no shovel, and it would be impossible to wait until dawn.

When he touched something metal with his hand, He Ming was refreshed. He looked down and saw that it was indeed metal. Gritting his teeth and digging it out, it turned out to be a metal box, which was the treasure.

Got it. Long live! He Ming pulled up all his strength and climbed out of the pit with the box on his shoulders. Then he drank a bottle of Red Bull, turned around and smashed the lock with a shovel.

Wow.

Once upon a time, He Ming often dreamed of getting rich. One day, he would find a treasure with many boxes. When he opened it, it was full of gold, silver and jewels.

And now the real treasure chest is right in front of He Ming's eyes, and He Ming shouted wildly: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!"

This box, which is about twice the size of a computer case, contains a lot of gold, silver and jewelry. Looking at it with glasses, they all flashed green light, and there was even a blue light among them.

Gold ingots, silver ingots, pearl necklaces, gemstone rings. Several wooden boxes. Some calligraphy and painting scrolls. He Ming loves to pick up the gold ingot and look at it, and he still bites it with his teeth, imitating the one on TV.

After venting his excitement, He Ming closed the box, took out his mobile phone, and checked the time. It was 3:23, and it took four hours. It was really not easy. There are two more text messages on the mobile phone, probably from home again.

The sky is about to rain, and people are tired, so we can't stay here for long. He Ming threw plastic bags, various bottles and a lot of rubbish into the pit, and the shovel, which he cherished just now, was also thrown into the pit. It may rain tonight, and it may become a lake in the morning. He Ming really can't believe that he dug this big hole by himself.

He Ming moved the box to the electric tricycle. At that moment, he felt that he had a whim. The wise decision to buy this electric tricycle was really smart.

Finally, He Ming picked up his backpack, started the electric tricycle, and drove towards the way he had come.