Chapter 12 The Power of the Tree of Life
Huang Lao was so excited that he found the skull of an ape-man, which is really unbelievable. I also heard that it was raining locally, and there was also the sound of rain on the phone. But the ape-man skull was in a deep pit, and he couldn't help but said anxiously: "He Ming, listen, I will immediately report to form an archaeological team, and rush there overnight, you must protect the site, protect the ape-man skull fossils, and don't let them Rain ruined it!"
He Mingdao: "Wait, Mr. Huang, if you report it to the government, don't I have no money to earn?" This is a red-light item. Blu-ray porcelain has sold tens of millions, let alone red light.
Mr. Huang couldn't laugh or cry, "That is a priceless cultural relic about the origin of human beings. It is a national treasure and must be handed over to the country! Do you want to buy or sell it? Xiao He, take good care of it. When the archaeological team arrives, you will be the owner of the ape-man skull in Mount Malan." The discoverer became famous all at once!"
With such a result, He Ming is speechless, maybe he can earn a little fame?
Tragedy, it is too precious to be sold.
Maybe hundreds of millions of RMB.
He Ming held the ape-man's skull in his hands, with that careless appearance, all archaeologists who saw it would rush up and flatten him.
After thinking for a while, He Ming took off the undershirt and tied it. Then, perhaps the most expensive Versace undershirt in history was born, worth 5,500 yuan, no bargaining.
It's a hassle without a bag. Thinking about it, He Ming put everything with green light, no matter bones or stone implements, into it. After a final look, I didn't find anything, so I put away my glasses, climbed out of the pit, started the motorcycle, and got out of the way.
When He Ming came to the old house in the old city, there was no one there. He Ming went in and turned on the light, and saw that there were some big and small bags in the bedroom of himself and his sister. It seemed that the family was going to move overnight.
He Ming put the "Versace sack" aside, found out his old clothes, took a good bath, and recovered his spirit.
During this time, Mr. Huang made a few more phone calls, asking about the ape-man skull. He was relieved to hear that He Ming had moved to his own home.
When He Ming went out, he was already very hungry. The weather was beautiful and the rain stopped. When he arrived at the New Times Hotel, it was already eight o'clock. He knew that the He family had reserved a floor and opened 50 tables. Almost five hundred people went.
"He Ming is here! We've been waiting for you for a long time, so let's tell you the story of your fortune." Immediately, a large group of acquaintances and friends gathered around.
He Ming was caught off guard, and waved his hands again and again: "All uncles, aunts, grandparents, brothers and sisters, let me fill my stomach first. Then tell me the story of getting rich!"
Everyone agreed, and gradually dispersed, He Ming came to the table of his family. Dad He didn't know where to go to drink with others, and the sisters were not there, and Mom He was eating alone.
Seeing He Ming coming, he immediately said happily: "Xiao Ming, I'm so happy today. I really didn't expect, I really didn't expect that such a good thing would happen. I'm so happy."
He Ming nodded and ate. He's mother told a story. When He Ming was about three or four years old, He's mother took him to see a physiognomy. The fortune teller looked at the expressionless young lady He Ming and felt a little flustered. . So I told Mama He that the little bean sprouts in front of me had a very good face. If you want to be rich and powerful, with delicate features and attractive features, and a keel on the forehead, it is unspeakably expensive. At the age of 20, you will get rich.
"Look, it's done! Wait, why did you change your clothes? You changed into an old one. Where's the original high-end one?"
Mother He kept talking.
He Ming nodded again and again, eating like crazy. The eldest sister came over with a big smile on her face and said, "Xiao Ming is finally back. Everyone is so enthusiastic that we must congratulate the old man to save face and open a table for 5,000 yuan. The total is 250,000 yuan. Do you have enough money?"
"How much is the highest standard..." He Ming swallowed a fast lobster and said with the face of a nouveau riche. "It's only 250,000 yuan. To me, it's a drizzle. I still have more than 10 million yuan in the bank. And just now, I got a real treasure with infinite value!" Said,
He Ming called the waiter over and said, "How much is a table of the highest standard in your restaurant."
The waiter smiled and said: "Hi sir, the highest standard of our restaurant is 10,000 yuan per table. The imperial enjoyment..."
"All 50 tables are given a standard of 10,000 yuan, and all come to enjoy the imperial class! The table of 5,000 will continue to be offered!" He Ming said, and the eldest sister was surprised: "No, brother, the total is 750,000 yuan, and we don't even have the gift money." None of them were charged. You said you still have more than 10 million in your bank? How much do you actually earn. The Lamborghini of the second sister is probably more than 5 million. "
He Ming directed the waiter to order the emperor-level enjoyment, ate something, and said, "Dear elder sister, you don't have to worry about it, I am getting rich every day. I will always be getting rich. You will not know how I get rich. Because I don't know how to get rich. Knowing what I'm going to find the next moment."
Mama He played with the pair of top-quality red jadeite bracelets, and said: "Don't worry about Xiao Ming, he is not the same person as us. He is like the fortune teller said, the dragon is like the sea, and he has flourished. Let us enjoy his blessings." gone."
He Ming nodded, blinked his eyes, and looked at He Ma. Tonight she had been well-groomed, she seemed to be radiant, and she was ten years younger, but the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, hidden fatigue, and no longer slender body line, she was already 47 aged middle-aged woman.
This is the person who loves him the most. He Ming couldn't bear this feeling any longer, and said excitedly: "Mom, I just said that I got a treasure. I wanted to give you a New Year's gift tomorrow, but this one The baby is too precious, indescribably precious. I think it is best to give you now, and you will definitely have a magical power that all women want to have."
Mother He smiled, "What treasure, is it another jadeite bracelet?" As she spoke, she looked at the red jadeite bracelet lovingly, and said, "My old sisters are very envious of this bracelet."
He Ming laughed loudly, he ate a lobster excitedly, swallowed the lobster skin, and said: "Ten thousand emerald bracelets can't compare to it!!"
Turning to the eldest sister, "Sister, please find me something to weigh, accurate to the gram."
He Bing nodded gently, and said, "Okay, I'll borrow it from the restaurant, they must have some."
He Ming looked around, and everyone was very excited because they added a table of emperor-level enjoyment, and he and his mother were the only ones on his own table.
He Ming leaned over and said softly: "Mom, this treasure can restore your youth, restore your body's vitality, everything will become younger, and your physical fitness will be greatly changed! Super baby! Anyone dreams of it, You must keep it a secret and don't get too excited."
Mother He smiled and said: "My dear son, are you telling fairy tales? There is no such thing, everyone is going to grow old. Mom is not surprised. Seeing our He family like this today, I have no regrets."
He Ming knew that it was meaningless to talk nonsense before seeing him. He continued to eat, and said with a smile: "You will know when the time comes."
The eldest sister found a weighing device, which is used by the restaurant to weigh meat, and it can be accurate to one gram.
He Ming excitedly took out the egg-sized Wood of Life from his arms and put it on the weighing instrument, weighing 1436 grams.
It's great, He Ming is very excited, unexpectedly so many grams, a piece of wood that looks like a small egg can hold the soul of a huge Tyrannosaurus Rex on three floors, and can also restore a person's youth.
The eldest sister looked at it, and asked Mother He in surprise: "Xiao Ming, what is this? What is this thing? He is so nervous that he is about to sweat."
Mother He explained, and the eldest sister covered her mouth and smiled, "Xiao Ming, where did you hear the ghost story? Don't be superstitious. Science can't restore youth, but you can do it? It's ridiculous."
He Ming smiled and said nothing. He picked up a table knife, cut a piece with great care, and then put it on: 53 grams.
He Ming smiled nervously: "This corner can be compared to a ton of gold." He continued to cut another piece and put it on, exactly 103 grams.
This number is just right, not less than 100 grams, so as not to have little effect and not too high to waste.
He Ming quickly put away the tree of life and nervously put it in his arms.
Then He Ming put these two pieces of wood of life in a bowl, handed it to He Ma, and said: "Mom eat it, and then you will be eighteen years old again, younger than us, and go shopping with your sisters, where are the three sisters?" .”
He Ming believes that the glasses are better than himself, so he directly gave the tree of life to He Ma without trying it out. This is a natural instinct.
Of course, it's also due to He Ming's impulsive and impulsive personality.
He's mother glanced at it, took it, and the eldest sister wanted to persuade her, so He's mother swallowed it, and said: "Xiao Ming gave us such a big surprise today, even if we take poison, we are willing!"
The eldest sister looked at Mama He nervously, fearing that something might happen to her, Mama He said with a smile: "I feel it in my stomach. I just ate a lot, and it will take some time to digest it. Don't look at it, how can it be effective so quickly?" things." But before she finished speaking, she saw He Ming laughing and her eldest daughter He Bing's expression as if she had seen a ghost.
Immediately, Mama He felt the endless changes in her body, all the fatigue disappeared at once, and her vitality was endless, just like the healthiest moment in life, every breath was very hard, and the air became extremely fresh!
He Ma looked at herself quickly, rolled up her sleeves, touched her thighs, and even touched her breasts out of composure. He Ma's arm, visible to the naked eye, has changed from a middle-aged woman's hand to a smooth and white hand, even more beautiful than He Ma's most beautiful moment.
He Ming and his sister witnessed this miracle. Within ten seconds, time went back 20 years. In a blink of an eye, Mother He turned into a young beauty in her 20s, and even her clothes looked old-fashioned!
"This!!" Eldest sister He Bing couldn't believe it! She left her position, dumbfounded.
"Right, Mom. Congratulations on turning eighteen again." He Ming said, going to eat. At this time, let He Ma feel it for herself. He didn't need to say anything more.
Mama He didn't speak for a long time, she kept touching and observing herself, not letting go of her toes.
Then she got up and hurried to the bathroom.
The elder sister He Bing glanced at He Ming, her eyes were indescribable, she was looking at a fairy. Then she sat over with great enthusiasm, and said coquettishly: "Dear little brother Xiao Ming, hurry up, give me some of that thing too. I will also try the feeling of youth."
"What?" He Ming looked up in confusion, "You're only 24 years old! You just left puberty! We'll talk about it when you're 44 years old."
"It's 44 years old, and you still have that thing. That's a hell! And youth is 18 years old, only 18 years old! Give it to me right away!" He Bing came to grab the tree of life excitedly.
It was the first time that He Ming saw the indifferent elder sister so crazy. Crazier than this morning.
"Okay, I'll give it. Why are you so excited." He Ming took out the Wood of Life and cut a piece of 107. He Bing said it should be bigger. He Ming explained: "More than 100 grams can restore youth!"
"A little bigger! Otherwise I'm going to be angry."
He Ming was speechless, and cut a piece of 143 grams. He Bing took it and swallowed it directly. Then snatched another 107g piece.
What the heck! You are too cruel. He Ming is speechless. Fortunately, the tree of life itself is the incarnation of life and will not be harmful. "I really underestimated how passionate women are about their looks."
Soon He Bing smiled. She looked at her hands and arms. Sure enough, the naked eye could see that her skin became smoother and more tender. The changes, like a 24-year-old professional woman into an 18-year-old young girl. The dress also looks not sexy but charming and cute.
He Bing looked at himself in the mirror and smiled silently.
He Ming ate the newly-arrived king-level delicacy, a crab, nodded and said, "You should call me brother." After eating the crab roe, He Ming also wanted to taste the wood of life very much, so he took out another Cut out a piece, he is very generous to himself. I cut 180 grams at once and swallowed it in one gulp.
The wood of life was a bit dry and hard to swallow, but it was digested at an extremely fast speed. He Ming felt that the whole body was revived, and the cells were cheering!
After a while, He Ming grabbed the elder sister's mirror, and sure enough, he turned into a gentleman, and even his beard of sighing disappeared completely.
The eyes are bright, and the energy is boundless at a glance. The skin is smooth and tender, and it feels so beautiful.
He Ming and eldest sister He Bing looked at each other and laughed. Then Mama came back. The youthful version of He Ma sat on the seat and did not speak. He Ming smiled and said, "Mom, how does it feel to regain youth. You are beautiful. I often say that you were beautiful when you were young. Looking at it now, you really are."
He's mother ignored He Ming's teasing, and said to the elder sister He Bing: "Bingbing, look, I washed off the makeup, this skin, I don't need makeup anymore, I took a look at the body in the toilet, all young people It's the same! I was crazy in the toilet just now, doing difficult movements that I could only do when I was young, but now I can do it easily. A cleaner came in, and she was scared!"
He Bing smiled and said, "Mom, it's nice to be young. You're so beautiful, it's nice to be this way."
He Ming interjected again: "Mom, stop acting like a baby. How nice of you to go out and walk on the street, turning your head back a lot. The girls are all envious of your skin. "
Mother He grabbed He Ming's face and rubbed it vigorously, her eyes were filled with joy, "You idiot, why don't you come home to me. Now, what should I do now!! I have to leave quickly, you just say I'm sick , go back first. Otherwise, if the old sisters see it, there will be trouble."
He Mingdao: "What are you afraid of? If you said you were in a good mood and drunk too much, you misunderstood. As you talk, everyone believes that you are so young."
"Do you think everyone is as confused as you?" Mother He said, "Give me some more, baby."
He Ming thought it was going to be divided up soon. It was a tragedy, so he cut another piece of 150 grams, saying that you should keep this piece, and cut another piece of 106 grams, saying that this piece is for Dad.
In this way, the 1436 grams of wood of life became 647 grams. Mother He put it away carefully, as if collecting a priceless treasure. Indeed, compared with the Wood of Life, the Ultimate Red Jade Bracelet is a joke.
He Mingdao: "Everyone must keep it secret. Ten thousand, ten thousand, keep it secret within the scope of our family. When someone asks you if you are young, you will say that you have used foreign cosmetics, or that you are better if you have money. After a long time, They all believed it!"
"Believe in what?" A fragrant woman sat beside He Ming, with one hand around He Ming's neck, her pretty face was flushed from drinking, her short hair was scattered, and her voice was charming, "What do you believe in? Dear Xiao Ming, you I'm finally back. I've been waiting for you for a long time, and I miss you so much. Let's have a toast..."
Before finishing speaking, He Fang's eyes became surprised, she sat up straight all of a sudden, and said in surprise: "Mom, I was drunk and dazzled? Why are you so young. Wait. You look like 20 years old !!!!!! Too strange! And sister, why do you look like 18 years old?!"
Everyone smiled and told He Fang what was going on.
He Fang gasped, and she grabbed He Ming with indescribable strength: "Give me, give me, give me quickly!! Baby, give me!"
He Ming was speechless, and cut a piece of 112 grams. He Fang was very dissatisfied, looking at the big piece, and wanted to grab it. He Ming cut another piece of 143 grams, and said: "Eat 143 grams, and store 112 grams. After 30 years, you are still young, and your son is old. When the time comes, you can eat it for him and you will be a mother and child again." If you eat all the pieces, I guess you will turn into a little girl who has not yet menstruated, screaming in fright again."
In the end, He Ming only had one piece of 392 grams, and he decided to keep it and not sell it lightly. This is life.
He Fang swallowed 143 grams. Mother He saw how to become younger this time.
He Fang observed herself for the last time, grabbed the 112g tree of life, and fled to the bathroom. He Bing also followed.
He Ma smiled happily and said, "I pretended to be sick and left. Please explain to me."
Then He Ming went to the lobby to tell his story of getting rich, toasted everywhere, and when he left the restaurant, it was already eleven o'clock, and his family went back to move overnight.
He just received a call from Huang Lao, and he arrived in Malanshan City in only four hours.
A convoy of more than 20 cars came. In the first car, a woman jumped out of the car. She was very heroic and walked quickly. It was He Ming's cheap wife Yingqun.
She said excitedly: "Well done, Xiao Ming, it's amazing. I'm here too. Your discovery is destined to become a worldwide sensation, provided you don't lie! Otherwise, you will be miserable. Reporters and a group of big shots will follow behind you." Woolen cloth."
He Ming was surprised and said: "A skull of an ape-man, why are there so many people?"
As soon as these words came out, Yingqun rolled his eyes and said, "Idiot, with your knowledge of cultural relics, how did you discover so many treasures? Even professional archaeologists can't find them!"
At this time, Mr. Huang, Huang Xuexiong and some old people He Ming didn't know got out of the car and came quickly. Huang Lao walked up to him and asked anxiously, "Where's the ape-man skull?"
"at my place."
"We'll go right away."
At He Ming's home, He Ming opened the "Versace Edition sack" under the strange eyes of his parents and two sisters.
Everyone was surprised, and then laughed together.
The moment the ape-man skull was exposed, the fluorescent lights flickered, and the reporter's camera recorded this sacred and ridiculous scene. Huang Lao and others immediately applauded, it was definitely an ape-man skull.
The ape-man skull was directly taken away by the team of experts. Immediately afterwards, they went to the scene, conducted archaeology overnight, and built temporary tents with drainage.
He Ming found an excuse and went to the mountains far away to practice Hama Kung Fu. When he came back half an hour later, Yingqun was a little puzzled. He Ming seemed to have grown stronger and bigger.
The entire wasteland became very lively and became a protection site. The ax used by He Ming and the oil barrel thrown away became protection objects. Huang Lao was dissatisfied and surprised by He Ming's rough exploration.
A lot of vehicles came, and well-known domestic archaeologists came all night. He Ming was interviewed by at least a dozen journalists.
The big truck that was involved in the accident was also found, but only a few journalists interviewed the traffic police, and then went to the scene where the ape-man was discovered.
He Ming was speechless, fortunately the homeless man had been wiped out, otherwise he would have turned from a discoverer of a great archaeological deed into a murder suspect in the blink of an eye.
"Comrade He Ming, hello, hello." At five o'clock in the morning, He Ming was woken up in the tent, and when he came out, he was sleepy, and a big man came over, the real heavyweight, the father of Yingqun, from the province Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee, Yingwei.
"Thank you for your important discovery in archaeology. The country and Jiangxi Province will never forget you." The big man held He Ming's hand tightly, especially forcefully. He Ming faced the camera, took pictures, and shook hands with the provincial party secretary, wanting He tried his best to show a handsome smile, but the stiff corners of his mouth, messy hair, and eye mucus deeply betrayed his "wretched" essence.
A piece of red light, in exchange for such a result, is not bad. He Ming thought. Laugh even harder.