Chapter 15 Situ Haoran
With the blue light in his hands, He Ming was about to get out of the way, but Situ Haoran kept pestering him, and still offered a thousand dollars, "I'll pay you, bastard."
Before leaving, He Ming didn't forget to take the mop. As soon as he came to the door and opened the door, he saw three people standing at the door. The first middle-aged man raised his hand and was about to knock on the door.
The middle-aged man was frowning, followed by two young people, he looked at He Ming and said, "Who are you?"
He Ming said seriously, "I'm a government employee, and I'm here to distribute demographic bonuses and investigate housing areas."
The middle-aged man smiled wryly and clicked the elevator puppet, "Great, I'm upstairs. These are my two sons, and I have a wife. How much do you pay for a family of four?"
He Mingdao: "I will go up and distribute the money. Do you want to follow the procedure?"
The middle-aged man nodded, walked around He Ming and walked into the room, his expression became violent, and he said loudly: "Situ Haoran, Master Situ! It's Chinese New Year, another year! It's time to pay back the money! 50,000 yuan! Give it back! I!"
He Ming turned his head, and saw Situ Haoran pretending to be very surprised and said: "Oh, I think it's someone else, isn't this my benefactor, Brother Wang? Oh, my dear brother, you are even closer than my brother. It's not that I don't want to return it Money, I have no money. On this New Year's Eve, the brothers haven't even eaten yet."
Brother Wang grabbed Situ Haoran and said angrily: "You bastard, you borrowed my money to gamble. Bet on your numbness! You didn't eat, how could I have money to eat! I bet all day, my money , three years!"
Situ Haoran spread out his hands, lay on the ground like a dead dog, and said, "If you don't have money, you only have one life. You can figure it out."
Brother Wang laughed angrily: "Playing this game again, you boy, take care of yourself, you are really ruthless."
Then he looked at Liu Xu and said, "How about this, your wife is so beautiful, my eldest son is not married yet, you are divorced, marry your wife to my son! The debt will be written off!"
Brother Wang's eldest son looked at Liu Xu with a blushing face. The youngest son was jealous.
Situ Haoran got up, shook his body, and said: "This idea is great, Brother Wang. In this way, we will be in-laws. You ask my wife. My wife agrees. I will divorce immediately and marry your eldest son."
Liu Xu shook her head, she was already used to this kind of thing.
She finally said: "Uncle Wang. We will pay you back the money. This is the 600 yuan bonus that was just issued. Let me give it to you first." As she spoke, she took out 600 yuan, and Situ Haoran wanted to snatch it, but was caught by the middle-aged man. The middle-aged man took the money, looked at catkins in a complicated manner, and said, "I'll let you go on New Year's Eve today. You scumbag! Let's go."
Brother Wang's two sons were still reluctant to leave, and they had been looking at Liu Xu since the moment they came in.
Brother Wang passed by He Ming and said to him, "Come to my house quickly. I'm waiting for money for the New Year."
He Ming nodded, and when Brother Wang left, He Ming was also ready to leave. As soon as he reached the door, another seven or eight people rushed in. In the lead, a fat man full of evil spirits met He Ming again.
What's wrong? so many people? He Ming was speechless, the fat man asked: "Who the fuck are you?" He pushed He Ming while talking.
He Ming pretended to be upright and said: "I am a government employee, let go of your hand, please respect me."
The fat man didn't push He Ming, and said, "So it's not the bastard Situ. I'm sorry."
As he said that, he rushed in with someone. The fat man was more ruthless, or he knew Situ Haoran better, so he came straight up and punched Situ Haoran in the face, "Bastard, what should I do with my money? 300,000. Brother, it's Chinese New Year .Brothers are going to send money. If you don’t give me an explanation today, I will give you an explanation.”
Seeing eight people gathered around, Situ Haoran said without any fear, "If you don't have money, you will die. If you kill me, I will go to jail. I will change my luck some other day, and I will definitely replace you. Fatty, which one of us will be with whom..."
He Ming is speechless, Situ Haoran is really the best. It is worthy of being a green light talent.
It's a pity for such a superb woman like Liu Xu.
Sure enough, it is a truth that beautiful women love scumbags.
He Ming ignored what happened next. He reached the middle of the stairs, saw no one was there, and violently dismantled the mop, and 5 green light objects fell out. He picked it up and saw that it was about the size of a glass bead when he was a child. pearls. Information at a glance.
wild pearls.
worth 5.
Not bad, the first batch of pearls arrived, and there was a piece of rolled up paper. He Ming unfolded it and read:
Haoran, my son, there are five precious blue military postage behind my portrait, and there is also a piece of emerald in the commonly used huanghuali wooden stick. The value is more than ten million, enough for you to splurge. If you don't find my clue, it's fate.
Finally, if your prodigal son turns back, don't forget, eight characters, wild grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps. This is the last thing Father will do for you.
It's a pity that Situ Haoran can't see it anymore, He Ming laughed. Looking at the thing caught in the notebook, He Ming didn't have time to take a look just now because time was too tight.
These are five blue and red star stamps protected within a plastic sheet. information:
Modern stamps, worth 20.
Haha, the stamps are all there. According to that paper, it is worth more than ten million. It is conceivable that if Situ Haoran knew that He Ming exchanged one thousand yuan for ten million yuan, would he vomit blood? But Situ Haoran will never know that sometimes, even if the wealth is by your side, you can't find it, and it is quietly taken away by people who know the goods.
With 10 million and five wild pearls in hand, He Ming was in a very happy mood. He came to Brother Wang's house. The family was preparing for dinner. A picture on the wall glows green.
He Ming asked: "What kind of painting is this, what a mighty tiger."
Brother Wang stroked his chin and said, "My father left it. It's a New Year picture from the past."
As soon as the information is detected, it comes out.
Green light object, Ming Jingtai tiger descending the mountain picture.
Average quality.
worth 10.
Feeling that he was going to miss something again, He Ming clapped his hands and said, "Oh, my leader likes this kind of tiger painting very much. I am worried that there will be no good things to visit him during the Chinese New Year. Can you sell this painting to me?
Brother Wang touched his chin, wondering: "This is left to me by my father. I usually like to watch it, it's a pity that it's sold."
"Five thousand!"
"10000!"
"12,000, just forget it if you don't sell it!"
Brother Wang was very hesitant. At this time, his wife came over, and when she heard that the broken painting in her eyes was worth 12,000 yuan, she immediately said, "Sell it, this broken painting is not pleasing to the eye. It's worth selling for 12,000 yuan." !"
So the transaction was completed, He Ming went out, and went up to distribute "bonus", but did not find anything good. Finally, he walked down and looked at his watch. Two hours had passed.
I got so many good things within two hours, it was past ten o'clock, and it was time to make a move. He called Yingqun, and originally wanted to call Huang Xuexiong first, but Yingqun's old man is the first brother in the province, so he should go first. Please people.
"Hello, Miss Ying?"
"It's my brother. You are very popular on the Internet, and your speech on TV is also very exciting. Also, your abs are very good. And...hehe."
"Congratulations." He Ming looked at the five blue army stamps by the light in the stairwell. He didn't know stamps, but he could see that such good things as blue army stamps did have a different aesthetic feeling, full of artistic sense, and excellent painters .
"By the way, Miss Ying, I got some good things, do you want to take them?"
"You discovered the ape-man skull yesterday, and you found it again today? What a god! But let me explain first, things that are too exaggerated, bronzes from the Shang Dynasty, ape-man skulls, etc., I absolutely dare not accept them. Come on, what did you get? "
"Five Blue Army Posts." He Ming thought, the Blue Army Posts are the most valuable. First sold the Blue Army Post.
"Blue Army post, still five! You—you are really not human! It is difficult for ordinary people to get one, but you got five at a time. What a talent, talent! I am in the guest house in Malanshan City, come here, Trade now, I'm going to fly back to Songjiang tonight."
"Okay okay."
He Ming hung up the phone with ease, as if he was about to get 10 million yuan.
He went downstairs, passing by Situ Haoran's house, a woman suddenly rushed out and collided with him, He Ming was startled, it was Liu Xu.
Liu Xu's beautiful face was slapped with red marks, she turned her head and said, "Situ Haoran, you bastard!"
"I'm a bastard!" A man with a gloomy expression came out of the door, it was Situ Haoran, his eyes were red, and he was agitated. There was an old lady following behind her with a blank expression. The old lady didn't take a break after ten o'clock.
On New Year's Eve, this scene was really bleak, but for He Ming, he didn't feel it, because it was meaningless for him to be affected by other people's tragic scene. In this world, people die every minute. Does He Ming cry every minute?
He Ming was about to dodge, but he remembered those eight words and said: "Wild grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps!"
Situ Haoran was stunned for a moment, pointed at He Ming and said, "I don't care about you! You have nothing to do with me, go away."
He Ming was not angry, after thinking for a while, he took out a package of unopened Yellow Crane Tower, Situ Haoran's eyes lit up, and he wanted to snatch it immediately.
He Ming said with a smile: "Crazy grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps, tell me what you mean, I will give you this pack of cigarettes."
Situ Haoran smiled wryly and said, "Brother, are you fucking crazy? Wild grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps, you ask me, and I will ask you again!"
Doesn't he know? Situ Haoran's father is too smart, and his son is too stupid. His son has completely forgotten the puzzles he set up. As soon as He Ming hesitated, the Yellow Crane Tower was robbed. Situ Haoran didn't even have a lighter. He went back and tried to light it with gas, but unexpectedly, the gas was gone!
Turning back, Situ Haoran said: "Come borrow a fire."
He Ming still didn't give up, lit a cigarette for him, and asked, "Brother, you really don't know. Think about it carefully."
Situ Haoran turned his cunning eyes, looked at He Ming's LV leather jacket, and said, "Brother, LV is quite rich, and its ability to corrupt is quite good. Change it with my Tianjiao. It's too cold, put on Maybe I can think of something about the LV leather jacket."
This guy, He Ming glanced at Liu Xu beside her, she was expressionless, almost used to Situ Haoran's virtue.
He Ming took out his mobile phone, glasses case, RMB, and the five newly acquired pearls. Then I took off the LV that I had worn for less than 4 hours, and changed into a worn down jacket. Not to mention, Situ Haoran really looks like a human being in LV, with a height of 180.
"It's time to tell me."
Situ Haoran was as sad as Brother Wang upstairs just now, but He Ming could tell at a glance that he was just pretending.
He rubbed his chin, "Wild Grass Wild Mountain, eighty-eight steps... Wild Grass Wild Mountain... I seem to have thought of something?"
"What, tell me quickly." He Ming approached and asked.
Situ Haoran patted his head and said, "I'm too hungry. My wife and I haven't eaten yet. It's still New Year's Eve. It's really miserable, right?"
He Ming finally understood the trait of extortion. He Ming smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, I'll invite your whole family to have a New Year's Eve dinner. But if you eat dinner, don't tell me. Believe me, I'll let you lie in bed to celebrate the New Year!"
"It's great, I'm sure I'll remember what it means when I'm full. Let's go, New Era Restaurant, imperial standard."
No taxi could be found on New Year's Eve, so He Ming took three people with him in that broken Suzuki. Situ Haoran, his wife, mother, and old lady sat in the front, Liu Xu at the back, and Situ Haoran at the end.
Liu Xu's plump body was close to He Ming. At this time, He Ming remembered a sentence from a movie, "God, you see I am strong, but in fact I am weak. I have to go to the toilet several times at night. You give me a big girl at once, I———
Really speechless. The virgin He Ming would never dare to get hard, because the old lady over sixty is in front of him.
He was afraid of scaring the old man, even though the old man is postmenopausal and has dementia, he probably has long forgotten the "passionate life" he once had.