Chapter 18 Old Virgins Have Spring

Under the light, Ying Yang's handsome face was a little red, and he lightly touched Xue Hu's hand with his chopsticks. Xue Hu looked at his lower body like a dream, smiled wryly, and after drinking a glass of red wine, he said: "I lost my temper... , Gou Ri’s Shaolin Tongzi Kung Fu killed me, no matter if He Ming’s Toad Kung Fu is effective or not, I’m going to find a woman to marry!”

"Oh, that's a good thing." Ying Yang looked at Xue Hu and agreed with him very much.

The sworn brother Xue Hu grew up strong and powerful. I don’t know who said it. I have learned a boy’s skill since I was a child, but I need to maintain my virginity. The devil knows if it’s useful. In addition, there is no freedom in the army. I’m almost 30 years old now, and I haven’t found it yet. Girlfriend, the old Xue's family is about to die, so Father Xue issued a death order to get married this year and have a grandson next year.

But today when I met He Ming, I learned about the legendary magic skill, and I knew it was very effective just by looking at He Ming.

Xue Hu was excited and lost his temper. He saw Liu Xu when he entered the door just now. He didn't pay attention to it at first, but the more he looked at it, the more beautiful he felt.

When Liu Xu went to take care of the old lady, she bent over to show the shape and outline of her huge and perfect buttocks. Xue Hu only felt a special impulse all of a sudden, and it was difficult to look away. The sleeping 30-year-old volcano erupted!

Xue Hu blushed, and kept drinking to cover it up, but his lower body was still high and refused to stop. Finally, with a wry smile, he changed the subject and said: "He Ming's Ha Toad Kung Fu is amazing. If it is effective, it will definitely change our country's military strength and national strength. It is more meaningful than discovering a hundred ape-man skull fossils. It is a pity that He Ming didn't realize it. .”

Ying Yang nodded, "Yeah, if He Ming taught us that magic skills are effective, we will definitely cause a big sensation when we report them. Just look at the results tonight. Hey, don't read it... oh."

Talking to each other, Xue Hu looked at Liu Xu from time to time, every time she bent down to take care of the old lady, Xue Hu couldn't help but look over. It happened that Liu Xu noticed the gaze behind her, and when she turned her head, her eyes met...

God, Ying Yang raised the amount with his hand, it was so embarrassing.

He Ming didn't realize what was going on here, he thought, absolutely, Father Situ, because he is a prodigal son and son of a gambler, so he racked his brains to try his best to hide his property, but he is afraid that his son will starve to death. Some puzzles that the son can't solve.

Wild grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps, do you mean the wild mountains near Malan Mountain, and then a place called eighty-eight steps? As long as you know the location, you only need to look around from a distance to find it.

Because what is valuable in hiding must shine in the glasses.

However, after asking a few more times, Situ Haoran knew nothing. He was not afraid of being overwhelmed, so he swallowed an abalone desperately, exhaled in satisfaction, and said, "Brother, I haven't eaten abalone for a long time. Xiao, in the past, I ate four abalones every day, but now I only eat a few abalones, ten abalones? It’s the same as not eating.”

He Mingdao: "You keep talking about the past, what did you do in the past? Your father seems to be very powerful."

Situ Haoran smiled and said, "Aren't you my dad's student? You don't know what my dad does? My dad, Situ Liang, is a well-known domestic dynamics expert. Later, he became the second in command of a military industry in Sichuan Province. Ministry level,

Do you know what it means? The deputy governor is also at this level. Enjoy special allowances from the State Council. Great talents, great elites. "Speaking of his father, Situ Haoran was full of praise.

He Ming nodded, expressing his approval of "Mr. Situ", but he thought in his heart, bastard, my son is a bastard. I can't even think of leaving a puzzle.

At this moment, a beautiful female voice said: "He Ming, my mother-in-law is asleep, I will take her home first."

He Ming wanted to nod, but Xue Hu on one side showed a reluctant expression like Brother Wang's son just now. But in a blink of an eye, He Ming's words made him want to hug He Ming and shout, benefactor!

"No, you have to stay here and follow me to my house. You and your mother-in-law are Situ Haoran's wife and mother,

Also my hostage. You are gone, this kid is lawless, my LV clothes, this meal, who are you going to? "He Ming also shook the Tianjiao brand down jacket, which was already in pieces.

Liu Xu glanced helplessly, and was still eating the other abalone. Situ Haoran, who didn't care about his wife, sighed, and sat down to eat again, let alone such a delicious meal that he hadn't eaten in a long time.

Seeing that the old lady shrank her body and felt cold, she took off her down jacket and covered her body.

Xue Hu, who had been looking at her all the time, almost spit out nosebleeds, only to see Liu Xu's good figure in a sweater at a glance, and her breasts were also unusually plump, revealing her almost perfect silhouette, so big and straight that she needed both hands to hold it. Ying Yang, who has read countless women, thinks this woman is extremely sexy, not to mention the old virgin Xue Hu.

He Ming also saw Liu Xu, and his eyes lit up, but of course it was not because of Liu Xu's sex appeal, but another question, He Ming went over and said: "Sister Liu Xu, do you know, wild grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps, what is it?" Mean? Or, have you heard your father-in-law talk about it, or seen it on something. "

"Crazy grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps?" Liu Xu frowned her beautiful willow eyebrows, and Xue Hu who looked at her silently thought it was very beautiful, Ying Yang shook his head, the third child is really in love, but it's too late, Jun is already 30, The slave is married.

Liu Xu pursed her lips, almost remembering. Xue Hu was fascinated by watching it, wishing he could rush forward and kiss him hard.

He Ming didn't notice Liu Xu's expression, hoping to hear some clues.

Almost thinking of something, Liu Xu said: "I remembered! Father-in-law has a pair of Bada Shanren's Wild Grass, does this conform to Wild Grass and Wild Mountain, eighty-eight steps?"

That's right, it makes sense, He Ming clenched his fist happily, went back, grabbed Situ Haoran's neckline, and said, "Where is your old man's wild grass of Bada Shanren?"

"What? Who is Bada Shanren?" Situ Haoran stared innocently.

He Ming opened his mouth wide, and he was finally speechless. It is a very wrong thing to ask a scumbag about his memory.

"He sold it a year ago. If you ask him, he doesn't know." Liu Xu walked over and said, "Hao Ran lives like a walking dead every day. My father-in-law loved him the most when he was alive. Seeing him like this..."

Liu Xu's words touched Situ Haoran's sore spot, he jumped up, and said angrily, "You stinky bitch, I made it like this, and you're fucking at fault. I'll go to bed with you and hell! You fucking want to Yes! Who can satisfy—”

Seeing that the situation was wrong, He Ming had tears in Liu Xu's eyes. He quickly strangled Situ Haoran's neck, but at this moment, Xue Hu roared angrily: "I'll kill you scum. I don't cherish such a good wife! "He rushed over ferociously, glaring like a tiger, he is a fierce general in the army, he can kill Situ Haoran with one punch.

He Ming quickly hugged Xue Hu, and said: "Calm down, you are so fierce, if you hit him, you will die."

The fierce Xue Hu frightened Situ Haoran, if He Ming hadn't protected him, he would have felt that he was doomed. I thought, how did I mess with him?

"calm down."

He Ming wondered, what happened to Xue Hu? He glanced at Liu Xu, who was holding back tears and didn't shed. Did this sexy woman make the old virgin fall in love?

"Calm down, handsome brother, help me."

After comforting Xue Hu, He Ming turned to comfort Liu Xu, saying: "Sister Liu Xu, don't take it to heart, you have such a good figure, Situ Haoran can't do it, it's his fault, it has nothing to do with you."

Situ Haoran said angrily: "Who the hell can't do it, you go and try it, it's hard for you to persist."

Xue Hu said angrily: "Did you say that about your wife? You scum."

Situ Haoran hid behind He Ming in fright, and said, "You fucking peep at my wife all the time, do you think I don't know? Look at your face, you're almost drooling."

"What did you say?" Yingjun was also angry this time, with a cold look on Jun's face.

He Ming hurriedly stopped Yingyang, and said with a wry smile, "Calm down, calm down."

The scene was in chaos, and He Ming couldn't laugh or cry, what happened. If you stay any longer, something will happen, He Ming said: "Okay, okay, let's go, it's past eleven o'clock, and we're going to practice Ha Toad Kung Fu." Only then did the turmoil calm down.

Situ Haoran is very weak and can't afford to hug his mother at all. It's too much for Liu Xu to hug her mother-in-law. He Ming has no choice but to hug the old lady himself, thinking, this old lady is really destined for him. in the arms.

After paying the bill, as soon as he went out, Situ Haoran saw the red Hummer H1. When he heard that it was He Ming's car, he almost knelt down and recognized He Ming as his own brother. When he got in the car, he insisted on sitting with He Ming, saying that Safer and closer to my brother.

He Ming has already begun to appreciate Situ Haoran's shamelessness. 28-year-old Situ Haoran calls 20-year-old He Ming his brother. This kind of shamelessness is not something ordinary people can do. No wonder it is a green light talent.

"Ask the most handsome driver in the world, Brother Handsome, let's drive. First go to the big pharmacy, and then go to the mountain road. We are about to go to practice!"

Handsome looked forward to it, Hummer rushed out like a giant beast.

In the car, Situ Haoran asked: "Brother, what do you mean by the magic skill?"

He Ming first introduced it to everyone, and then talked about Ha Toad Gong.

"What, the son of the provincial party committee." Situ Haoran softened on the spot when he heard the identities of Yingyang and others, and then called his brother, Yingyang said coldly: "Who is your brother, don't shout!"

Situ Haoran saw that the road was blocked, and said affectionately to He Ming: "Brother, don't forget me in Ha Toad Gong. Do you know that I have had a dream of being a hero since I was a child. I long to become a hero one day to do justice for the heavens." -"

He Ming snorted and interrupted: "Come on, you, you have done justice for the heavens and practiced magic skills. You fucking rob the casino every day, does anyone dare to ask you for gambling debts?"

Situ Haoran's eyes lit up, and he said: "Brother, why didn't I think that if I become so strong, would anyone dare to ask me for money? My wife, Xiao Liuer, doesn't have to be widowed every day. Wife, do you think so?" .”

Liu Xu was used to her man's shamelessness, so she just snorted.

He Ming strangled Situ Haoran's neck again, turned his head and took a look, beside Liu Xu, Xue Hu's eyes seemed to be breathing fire, He Ming thought, what's wrong. What a hell of a day.

On New Year's Eve, all the big pharmacies were closed. Fortunately, after wandering around the city, I finally found a big pharmacy opened by a family, and I spent the New Year in the big pharmacy.

He Ming went in and emptied the stock of Viagra in this big pharmacy.

Looking at the big and small Viagra bags, Situ Haoran smiled shamelessly and said, "Brother, do you have a girlfriend?"

He Ming shook his head and said, "No."

Situ Haoran wretchedly said: "You are so hard after practice, do you hand cannon? I think about it, my brother's hand cannon must be extremely powerful and frightening..."

Before he finished speaking, He Ming strangled his neck again. This guy is shameless and hooligan.

After rushing home, a group of people came down from the big villa, only to see that the big villa was brightly lit, as beautiful as a crystal building at night.

Situ Haoran finally let out a wow, hugged He Ming tightly, and said, "I swear, from today on, you are really my brother. I'll be with you forever!"

Ying Yang nodded and said, "It's a nice house." Liu Xu also widened her eyes, shocked by the luxury of the big villa. When Situ's family was the richest, it was just a good house, which couldn't be compared with this kind of big villa.

A short-haired, long-legged beauty covered in famous brands ran out, followed by He's father, He's mother, and eldest sister. He Ming greeted him and said, "Why haven't you slept yet?"

The second sister, He Fang, was attracted by the red Hummer H1 at a glance, "Wow, it's so cool, this car! The Hummer H1 has long been discontinued, and it's the best in the world! Let me drive it!" After He Ming got off the car, He Fang Can't wait to take the key and jumped in.

Mother He stepped forward and said, "We decided to go to bed after midnight today. Who are these?"

He Ming introduced each other, and Ying Yang wondered why this family is so young.

He's father and mother were also surprised by Yingyang's identity and handsomeness. The eldest sister He Bing saw Yingyang's eyes sweeping over, and felt as if she had been electrocuted, her heart began to speed up and beat thumping.

Situ Haoran leaned over and said with a shameless expression: "You are my brother's parents and sisters? You are so young and beautiful, you are like gods, you are worthy of being my brother's parents and sisters. I love you so much! Please accept, My greetings. I wish you a happy new year, every year today, and every year today. I wish you a long life, good health, and all the best—”

He Ming couldn't bear it anymore, and held back again—the world became quiet, "His personality is a bit strange. He is very shameless. Don't worry about it, just see more."

"Oh."

Father He and Mother He couldn't laugh or cry. Greeting everyone to come in, first carried the old lady into a guest room, told the reason, and left Mama He to help, and Liu Xu also stayed, preparing to sleep in this room.

The second sister, He Fang, came back excitedly, grabbed He Ming's hand, and said excitedly: "Whose Hummer H1 is this, it's so beautiful, perfect red, huge body shape, ferocious temperament! It's on par with Lamborghini!"

He Ming joked: "Do you want a Lamborghini or that Hummer H1?"

He Fang said: "I want it too! Brother, you have made a fortune. Whose car, please buy it for me."

He Ming blinked and said with a smile: "My car. Congratulations. Smart soldier, it's your Hummer H1 again."

"Ahhhh - I can't describe how awesome you are!" The second sister He Fang was extremely excited and wanted to enjoy the Hummer H1 again.

He Ming asked: "Are you still driving now?"

The second sister He Fang said: "Don't worry, I will try it in front of the door."

He Mingren's second sister went, turned to the men and said, "Let's go. Go up the mountain."

The men looked at each other, they were all very excited, and they were about to experience the legendary Ha Toad Kung Fu.

The group of them went up the mountain behind the big villa, and ran towards the top of the mountain. They didn't run more than a thousand meters. Situ Haoran was panting and couldn't get up. He Ming had to carry him on his back. Situ Haoran said movedly: "It's really my kindness Brother!"

There is no moon on New Year's Eve, so the effect will be much worse, and the environment is very dark. The Malan Mountain City in the distance is like a shrunken city of light.

He Ming repeatedly explained Hama Gong, which is very simple, and it was his first time as a teacher. "Those who wear jeans, leggings, and thermal underwear all take off, especially the lower body." He Ming took off his pants and clothes , wearing only a pair of underwear.

Everyone did it one by one. Xue Hu was scornful of Situ Haoran's bone-boned figure. Although the young version of He's father had returned to his youthful state, his muscles still existed.

And Yingjun also took off only a pair of underwear, with a strong figure and beautiful muscles, just like a Greek statue; Xue Hu has a strong figure, better than Yingyang.

Although He Ming is the shortest, his muscles are strong and beautiful, especially his thigh muscles, which are so strong that they form lumps, which has an indescribable beauty.

"Like me. Take Viagra, you can only eat one pill." He Ming imitated a frog lying on the ground, opened a bottle of Viagra, swallowed 5 pills at a time, and his little brother rose up. Directly broke through the underwear.

What a big dragon!

Father He was dumbfounded, Ying Yang's eyes were dumbfounded, and Xue Hu's jaw couldn't close, but none of them were as exaggerated as Situ Haoran's.

He trembled all over, and really felt that He Ming was his own brother, so awesome!