Chapter 58 Life Is Always Unexpected

He Ming climbed up an ancient ginkgo tree with a history of thousands of years and a national first-class protected plant. He saw a green light on it. He stepped forward and saw another ginkgo fruit. Putting it in his pocket, He Ming climbed to the highest point like a monkey, looking into the distance in every direction.

He Ming ignored the green light from the Niangniang Temple beside him. He knew that it was a cultural relic in the temple. She was tortured by lust and was very upset with him.

After looking in all four directions, there was nothing there. He Ming shook his head, got down from the tree, and smoked another cigarette. There were already people, buildings, and of course lights.

It's the Spring Festival now, so there must be a lot of people, tourists who are staying, people who visit, or people who gather to play mahjong and make a lot of noise.

He Ming walked into a small street. In front of a small restaurant, an enthusiastic proprietress greeted him, saying that the restaurant has everything from Taishan famous dishes, as well as Internet service.

Can the hotel still access the Internet? He Ming went in and took a look, it was really good, there was a restaurant outside, a few tables, inside was a small Internet cafe, four computers, a few children had no money, gathered in front of a computer, watching a young man fight World War II.

He Ming was also hungry, so he sat down and asked the proprietress to serve all the dishes, the best drinks, and the best wine.

Mr. money! The proprietress was very happy, and while cooking, she asked He Ming where he came from? Mount Tai is beautiful, right? very beautiful, right?

He Ming responded, feeling a little bored, his broken mobile phone can't play, what else is in the backpack? After looking through the backpack, the treasure obtained from the chairman's back garden has been placed at Zhou Qingyun's house.

In the backpack were more than 300,000 cash, 450,000 US dollars, five bottles of mineral water, three packs of beef jerky, and some things, such as freshly picked green light plants, pebbles, and so on.

Unexpectedly, He Ming forced He Ming to find a handheld game console, maybe Zhou Qingyun put it in, in case he was bored, he could play it.

"Playing games? This game console is good, it is very valuable." The proprietress first served a dish, which was fried tofu balls. Because Taishan tofu is delicious, He Ming ate one, nodded and said: "Yes, This game console is about 3,000 yuan. This dish is not bad, continue to serve five dishes. I eat a lot."

The one who runs a restaurant loves a big belly man, eats a lot and spends a lot, the proprietress said happily: "Okay, other dishes are even more delicious."

He Ming nodded and played the game while eating tofu balls, but the handheld game console was really not suitable for him. He Ming shook his head, he was out of date, and he didn't like playing games anymore. Thinking of his childhood, he could play the boring game of Xiaobawang It's a terrible game for an afternoon, and it's disgusting to think about it now.

And now the latest handheld game consoles, the screen plot operation is 100 times cooler than the past Little Overlord, and games such as Monster Hunter are not in the mood to play.

He Ming put the game console on the table, picked up a dry fried tofu ball, ate it, chewed and enjoyed the deliciousness, then he turned his head inadvertently, and almost spit out the food in his mouth.

A cute, chubby kid about five or six years old was staring at the game console on the table, his eyes were pitiful, and his mouth was almost drooling.

He Ming swallowed his food and laughed, this little kid is so funny, his expression is really on point, it's a pity that game console sellers don't invite him to advertise, it's a waste!

He Ming held back his laughter and wanted to continue eating, but when he saw the look on the little kid's eyes, he couldn't help laughing again, he couldn't eat anymore.

He Ming sniffled, suppressed a smile, went to pinch the kid's face, and said, "Little friend, what do you think?"

The little kid avoided He Ming's evil hands, didn't answer him, and kept looking at the game console.

The proprietress saw it and said with a smile, "This is the son of a widow on our street. He is five years old and doesn't like to talk much."

He Ming nodded, picked up the handheld game console, and said, "Come, come,

For you, little friend, this is your silent power. Big Brother was defeated by you! "As he said, he also found out the charger and gave it to the little kid.

The little kid took the things, took a look at He Ming, and ran away. He Ming shook his head with a smile.

The proprietress was quite surprised to see that He Ming gave away a handheld game console worth 3,000 yuan casually. She brought another dish, another famous local dish, Taishan mutton barbecue, and said, "Young man, just give it away like this? How generous!"

He Ming was eating mutton barbecue, and took out a stack of RMB from his pocket, unopened 10,000 yuan, directly pulled out a stack, put it on the table, and said: "This barbecue dish continues. I am very generous. The money counts It's food money."

The proprietress was overjoyed, took it and looked at it, it was almost two thousand, but the meal cost was only one hundred at most. I met Mr. Kuai today, with a smile on his face and became more enthusiastic.

"Internet service, right? I'll go to the Internet, and the proprietress will continue to serve the food!"

Of course the proprietress agreed, and He Ming ate barbecue and tofu balls in front of an old computer while surfing the Internet.

When eating, He Ming likes to watch movies. He entered the largest video website in the country, Youdou, to see if there are any good movies.

As soon as I opened the webpage, the headline video was, Mount Tai was shocked by a fairy? Chisong spacewalk?

Tarzan? I'm in Mount Tai now, He Ming is very interested, click to open it.

The video is very clear, you can see a person dancing on a branch protruding from the cliff?

As the camera zooms in, the person in the video becomes clearer. It can be seen that he is indeed moonwalking on a very dangerous branch. If he is not careful, he will fall and die.

He Ming was eating mutton skewers, admiring this Erbi, trying his best to hype it up, he was so courageous, he burped when he dropped it, but he felt weird in his heart, something was wrong, wait a minute, his clothes, no Is it my Versace menswear? It's exactly the same, even the pants and backpack?

He Ming was taken aback, isn't this Lao Tzu? That's right, that's me, I remembered, just now I was smoking a cigarette on a strange pine, looking into the distance, doing some favorite movements with my hands and feet, I like to imitate moonwalks, right, right!

He Ming was speechless, and continued to watch. The self in the video found the green light above, and jumped over it.

From He Ming's point of view, he just jumped over, but in the video, he is light and graceful, not human at all, and he is about to fall to his death accidentally. Still so cool!

The next performance was even more astonishing, He Ming was like a gecko, flying upwards. It is completely different from ordinary people's rock climbing. It needs to be fixed and tried repeatedly before it dares to move on. However, He Ming is like crawling on the ground, not attracted by gravity, and climbed directly. The speed is so fast that it only takes a few seconds It disappeared into the mountain wall under the night.

At the end of the video, He Ming went to read the comments. There were already more than 100,000 comments. The first one was, "It's going to be hot, I'm a sofa!"

The second is that the god finally sees the god and begs for news of this person.

Article 3, gods and gods! ! !

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After solving it, the comments became crazy, and even the English of foreigners appeared. They were all very shocked, because it was not like a movie stunt, but can human beings do this? Who is this person? what is he doing

The video shooter said that a few hours ago, when he came down from Tianzhu Peak of Mount Tai, he saw such a person doing such a thing, so he took a picture of it.

The power of people is great. After seeing hundreds of comments, someone deliberately took a screenshot. He Ming's side face was captured. His side face expression was very excited, and he stuck out his tongue, although it was only less than a second of jumping over. , but you can tell who else this person is besides the abs brother.

Oh, no, it's called Uniform Emperor now, so, through the comparison of the photos of Abs Brother and Uniform Emperor, and the comparison of the characters in the video, there is nothing to say, it is He Ming!

Some people spoke crazily, who the fuck told me, who the hell is Uniform Emperor?

He Ming became popular when he made the "improper speech" on the court platform, also known as the Diaosi Declaration. This morning's Generalissimo uniform made him even more popular, but it can be explained because he helped the chairman. But the current extraordinary ability cannot be explained, because He Ming is a superman, everyone is mortal, how did you do it, we all want to know!

Therefore, when He Ming was traveling in mountains and rivers, looking for treasures everywhere, drinking mountain springs and urinating, he couldn't be more angry, and he was afraid of being disturbed, so He Ming turned off his mobile phone early.

He Ming watched the video and turned it on immediately. He knew that Zhou Qingyun was fond of the Internet, and she was the owner of the bar, so he knew the news a long time ago! Definitely worried him to death. And the family.

Sure enough, when the phone was turned on, He Ming was taken aback. Oh my god, there were a lot of missed calls, including family members, Zhou Qingyun, Xue Hu, Liu Dami and so on.

He Ming called home first to explain, because the Ha Toad Gong is very strong, and nothing will happen. I also talked to my parents, my eldest sister, my second sister, and my cousin. You Qi's second sister scolded him, so be careful. Playing dangerous, cut your JJ.

He Ming called Zhou Qingyun, she answered the phone, crying and cursing, really angry, told He Ming to go back quickly, don't play dangerous games!

He Ming repeatedly explained, comforted, and said nasty words, and finally settled his wife.

When he called Xue Hu, He Ming became normal, he fooled Xue Hu, that is the effect of Ha Toad Kungfu, you should try it too. Don't be afraid, you won't be thrown to your death, Ha Toad Gong is very strong.

Finally, when he called Secretary Liu, He Ming's voice became serious and he said, "Hello, is this the chairman?"

"I'm Liu Huo."

"Oh, it's Liu Dami. What's the matter?" He Ming's voice became lazy, and he said, "I just had sex with my wife? I can hear your happy voice, like flowers blooming in a lonely valley .”

Liu Huo’s voice was dumbfounding: “He Ming, be serious, don’t be joking! The chairman has allocated vitality vines, he is very happy, let me convey, ‘Comrade He Ming thank you for your fast and efficient service, please continue to work hard’. And I also Thank you, my physique has become very good. As for my wife? I am also very happy... Personally, I also want to ask, in that video of Mount Tai, it was you, what happened? Don’t play such dangerous behaviors, you are an important person gone."

He Ming smiled wryly, and said: "Master, it's not my fault, I'm fine, I'm strong, I won't die if I fall. By the way, is there any way you can delete this video, some bastard secretly filmed me. I am really wronged, I am watching... Feng Shui, I can see where there are good things, you know, looking for treasures."

Liu Huo said with a smile: "That's it, then I don't worry. The video cannot be deleted, it has already spread. He Ming, you should pay attention to yourself. By the way, at night, Senior Colonel Xue Hu will bring you the military officer's certificate, and return Got a gun license to train you in some military skills. And start a program, you get ready!"

Gun license? Men like guns, He Ming is a man among men, of course he likes guns very much! He Mingxi said: "Is there a license to hold a gun? You mean I can carry a gun with me?"

"Yes, He Ming, you are an important person, but you like to move freely. Therefore, for your safety, the chairman specially allowed you to hold a gun. Besides, you are a special forces officer and you can legally hold a gun. As for the gun, it's up to you What do you like, generally speaking, you can carry any pistol with you, and you can hold it to protect your personal safety, but don't show it off, to intimidate others, it is illegal.

"Long guns can only be placed in the car and controlled by three of your team members. Because the long guns are conspicuous, it is easy to cause panic among the crowd. As for the plan, you will know it at night. That's it, I still have a meeting, goodbye!"

He Ming laughed when he heard that guns should be held legally, and he could choose guns at random. This feeling was so refreshing. He unknowingly changed from a person who looked up to the privileged class to a privileged class.

In this way, He Ming, who was affected by the video, also regained his mood. At that time, the big deal is, wow, Taishan Immortal, I also worship him very much.

A reporter asked: "His Versace men's clothing is the same as the one you wore, how do you explain it?"

He Minghui silently despised the reporter with his eyes, and then said with a slightly mocking tone: "You should ask someone from Versace. Thank you." I added in my heart, idiot.