Chapter 92 Youth Water Storm

Hey, Brother Abs’s post once again ignited the Internet. To be honest, director He Ming’s first work is not cool because it took less than five minutes to make it in one shot, but it is very natural, real, and impressive. People laugh wildly.

Not to mention that the only heroine is an old, lustful, middle-aged misfit woman, let’s just talk about the old-fashioned director He Ming, the performance is exaggerated and funny, not to mention that he is so famous, and he is so hard-working without fear of ruining his image. I really laughed out loud Laugh wildly.

Especially the Orochi brand youth water, you can tell at a glance that it was written temporarily with ink pens, and the bottle body is the one that Master Kong tore off the packaging.

Some people laughed wildly and commented: "Brother Abdominal, you are infringing. The bottle body of Master Kong's black tea is registered as a trademark!"

But skip these laughing, brilliant, showman, etc. comments, a lot of starting to speak, can't it be true? It was miraculous, so real.

"What is the Big Snake brand youth water? I can't find anything after a thousand degrees? The links that pop up are all videos of brother abs."

"Unbelievable, I want to buy it too, how much is a bottle?"

Among the large amount of inquiry and purchase information, of course, the wonderful comments of the second-handed youth are indispensable: "Oh oh oh, use the nunchaku quickly... oh oh, use the nunchaku quickly... Listen to the words of the abdominal muscle brother, don't let him Injured, I used the Orochi brand youth water, the bird of youth flew back... oh oh oh, quickly use the nunchaku..."

He Ming started laughing again, it was so wonderful, these comments are really amazing.

He held back his smile. Fortunately, there were not many people surfing the Internet in the morning, otherwise seeing the famous abs brother would definitely cause a sensation. He Ming immediately posted photos before and after use.

The photos taken by the alien camera are very high-definition. Yesterday, many people asked, what brand is the camera of Brother Abs, and the quality is amazing.

The photos are far more real than the videos, and they are basically impossible to forge. There are so many of them, and each one is very high-definition. Then continue to use, the neck is also smooth and delicate. The most shocking thing was that Chen Meizhu's fat and ugly belly became smooth and flat after using the duplicity, and her skin was white and tender. Immediately, the entire bar was shocked.

A lot of comments said: "Brother Abs? You are not human!"

"Brother Devil, what equipment do you lose from fighting demons and ghosts?" The man guessed the answer right.

"Worship Brother Ab, ask for some fairy water." Youth water quickly turned into fairy water, He Ming slapped his head, I should say Big Snake brand fairy water, or brother Ab muscle brand fairy water? No, wouldn't that be my urine?

"Brother Abs, I'll sleep with you, can you give me some fairy water? I don't have any money." A little girl posted a photo in exchange for fairy water while sleeping. It is estimated that she often trades sleep for equipment and so on. He Ming looked at the photo with full anticipation, vomit, he replied personally, originally wanted to reply: "Go back to your mother's belly to recreate it, dear. Even the Big Snake Brand Youth Water can't save you."

But thinking about it this way, my good reputation will be ruined, so I put on an idiom and said earnestly: "Little sister, take care of your body, don't sell your body and noble soul for worthless things."

The little girl was ugly and not stupid, and immediately replied: "Brother Abs, you are really hypocritical. Just forget about it if you don't want to fuck me, what are you pretending to do?" She also added a disdainful emoji.

He Ming has nothing to say. I lost my selective amnesia, and went to read other comments. Some people started to say, I can’t find Dashe Brand Youth Water on your Taobao website?

He Ming thought he hadn't got Taobao yet, so he quickly registered an account, hey, Brother Abdominal was registered by someone, He Ming immediately thought, Brother Abdominal, hey. is also registered.

He Ming was speechless. I had no choice but to think of someone who registered my abs with X! It’s finally done, quickly register an account, and then promote it through your own Hey, Brother Abs,

Only this account that I X registered with Brother Abs is the real account, the others are all liars, I don’t want to believe it!

A large number of comments on the Internet began to burst into laughter again, He Ming began to create a one-million-dollar product to restore youth all over the body, and set the auction time for one hour. The Taobao website in this world is called You and My Taobao. It can set up auctions, and it is more than ten times more popular because of the developed economy.

He Ming's Orochi brand youth water product appeared on the homepage in an instant, and it became very popular in an instant, and a large number of comments were posted, which made the love of the local turtle who had worked hard for several years to be unknown!

"Sofa sofa!"

"Long live my abs! Ghost stickers are great!"

"I am the sleepwalking master of Shaolin Temple, and I strongly urge Brother Abdominal to donate the original work of Buddha to Shaolin Temple!"

"X your Shaolin Temple Second Strike, that is the equipment dropped by Brother Abdominal Muscle. You have the guts to fight him one-on-one!"

"Worship Brother Devil, let's make it cheaper!"

... He Ming looked at the comments and thought that no one would buy it. Unexpectedly, it reached 4 million in an instant, and then kept swiping up. This is all paid in cash, that is to say, how much money you have in your account to pay how much , If you don't buy it, you can only get half of the money back.

Ten minutes later, the number had reached 12 million. He Ming was quite surprised. He really underestimated a woman's pursuit of appearance, and the comments became more and more crazy.

No matter youdou executives, Taobao executives, or Qiandu executives almost laughed their big teeth away. He Ming is really a super powerful news breaking machine. In this era where clicks are money, the charm of brother abs is indescribable, causing a storm Ghosts and archipelagos can be erased.

At this time, the mobile phone rang. He Ming connected it and saw that it was Yingqun. She thought it was about the auction, but she yelled on the phone: "He Ming, you bastard without conscience! Didn't you agree? Give me a good thing? You take it to an old woman to shoot a video and refuse to give it to me? Huh, huh!"

He Ming immediately said: "I'm wronged! Please listen to me, this thing is not the kind of treasure that can restore your grandfather's youth. Yes. It can only be sold for money!"

"I don't care, you bring it here and I'll use it!"

After Yingqun finished speaking, he hung up the phone, He Ming shrugged, had no choice but to leave the Internet cafe, and rushed to Qunyang Art Company, because of love and money, he couldn't let Yingqun down.

In the car, Liu Huo's phone also rang. He Ming thought it was about the water, but when it was connected, Liu Huo hurriedly said, "Leave where you are immediately!"

"I've left. But why?"

"You idiot, you ran naked on the Internet without being dealt with by the Internet Department. A large number of countries are investigating you, and you have been exposed."

He Ming was stunned for a moment, and said: "Wait, isn't this in our country? What am I afraid of? Also, have you read my physical fitness test data? I am no longer afraid of bullets. What else should I be afraid of?!"

Liu Huo was also shocked and said, "Aren't you afraid of bullets?"

He Ming nodded, only then did he realize that he was on the phone. He shook his head and said, "That's right. I'm not afraid of bullets anymore. I'm very sensitive to danger. When someone shoots a bullet, I've already dodged it. Don't be afraid."

With that being said, the elderly driver also shook his head, feeling contemptuous in his heart, young man, it's not good to brag openly.

Liu Huo breathed a sigh of relief: "Very good, this is very good. By the way, the commercial you shot is good. The chairmen are all laughing. Also, you really want to beat you up, give me some, You kept so much for yourself?! How much have you embezzled? Is it unreasonable for you not to become an official? Do you want to be the mayor of Songjiang? Songjiang will sink! The land will be scraped away by you!"

He Ming picked his nose to express his disdain, but then remembered that he was on the phone, so he tried to express his contempt, and said, "Okay, okay, don't be so exaggerated. I have explained this treasure , it doesn’t have the function of those lives. It’s not what it looks like! Well, I’m going to hang up. Goodbye!”

"Wait a minute, you get ready, we're going to the next one of those places soon."

He Ming was shocked when he heard the words, and said, "So fast? Why?"

Liu Huo on the other end of the phone smiled wryly, and said, "The boss has already brought people here. There are a lot of people, and the conditions are better. Our goods are not enough. Hurry up and ask you and me to get the goods. The fastest afternoon, the latest tomorrow morning , we must act! It is too dangerous to act at night."

"Okay, I've been looking forward to it for a long time. There are also the products of the three brothers Hu Bosen, take care of them for my sake!" He Ming received 200 million and worked hard.

Liu Huo was silent for a moment, then sighed: "It's difficult. The three Hu Bosen brothers are all descendants of a big family. Needless to say, Hu Bosen. Yingyang also has a lot of background, and he is also a thin man. Xue Hu is not married and has no descendants. His father will not agree! Well, I have something to do, Goodbye. We will meet again soon."

He Ming thinks about it, yes, the possibility of failure is too great. If it were him, his family would fall out, and Zhou Qingyun and other wives would definitely kill the chief surgeon.

He Ming got off the car in front of Qun Yang's artwork, and saw Ying Qun striding over quickly, followed by a few beautiful women who were very feminine, but at first glance they were all wives.

Yingqun walked up to He Ming, stretched out his hand and said, "I'm sorry you dare not not come! Where is the youth water, take it out quickly."

He Ming took it out with a flattering smile, and seeing the crooked words on the bottle of Master Kong, Yingqun burst out laughing, and a few beautiful wives who followed also covered their mouths and snickered, He Ming is so funny. He actually came up with such an advertising idea, and the preparation was so absurd. Such a good thing was advertised directly with a drink bottle and two lines of bad characters.

"Colonel He Ming, hello. I am Yingyang's wife, Yang Fei'er. I know that you take care of my husband, thank you very much." A most beautiful woman in high-end women's clothing, with a dignified and sexy temperament The voice is soft and authentic. The other three stylishly dressed, first-class wives who smelled of high-end perfumes also introduced themselves with coquettish smiles.

If surrounded by five beauties including Ying Qun, the other men would probably lose their composure, but He Ming said with a straight face: "It is a great honor to meet all of you noble ladies. On behalf of myself, I would like to extend my cordial greetings to you. "

The wives burst into laughter again, Yingqun had already opened the lid, poured out a little and wiped it on his hands, and immediately exclaimed: "Oh my god, the effect is amazing, it directly recovered to the best state, better than the best Even better! My God!"

He Ming seized the opportunity and took out a digital high-definition camera to shoot. Yingqun said angrily: "Don't shoot, I don't want to be famous!"

He Mingdao: "I will provide you with youth water for free, and I need to shoot to expand my reputation! Only in this way can I earn money!" After discussion, the women all agreed, but they can get such a precious thing by taking a photo.

Of course, it can’t be used outside. A group of people entered a room and heard that it was effective for the whole body. They were all very happy. They started to apply it on their face and washed off the makeup. A little old. Yang Fei'er is in better condition, but it's not as good as Yingqun, who is still a girl of Huanghua. She looked at herself in the mirror, and sticking out her tongue playfully: "I'm old, because I got married and gave birth to a son and a daughter. .”

He Ming was ready to shoot, he said his lines hastily, and said: "It's started!"

The four wives and one girl stared at the Master Kong bottle held in their hands like stars and the moon, and said in unison: "Snake brand youth water, just swipe it lightly, and you will stay young forever."

He Ming held up the camera, took a picture of himself, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Meet you again, how are you all? I am Brother Abdominal, and I want to introduce the Big Snake Brand Youth Water, and the youth bird flies back. Look, the miracle is coming back again." It's going to happen! This time it's five beauties, what will happen when the beauties use youth water?!"

After finishing speaking, she pointed at the first wife, she was graceful, she moved gracefully to the camera and began to wipe the face of the face, after a light wipe, the miracle happened, it turned out that there was still an old face, and suddenly It becomes pure and sexy, and the skin is smooth and elastic. She knew her changes in a blink of an eye, took a breath, and looked at the mirror repeatedly in disbelief.

He Ming asked Yingqun to hold the camera, and said in front of the camera: "Look, another miracle happened. The Big Snake Brand Youth Water is decreasing bit by bit, and your beautiful opportunities are decreasing bit by bit. What are you waiting for? On my Taobao website, click on the homepage of my X-registered product, and the auction is in progress. Once you have it, you can do nothing! What are you waiting for?!"

The wives laughed together, and the shooting continued. The five of them regained their youthful beauty in a blink of an eye, and became even more beautiful. Some of the original blemishes disappeared completely, and their skin was as white as jade, smooth and tender. He Ming took another photo , and use a video camera to shoot close-up skin.

Yingqun then shrugged and said, "We are going to wipe our whole body, you can go out."

He Ming said pitifully: "Everyone, wipe less, wipe less!"

"Get out!" The four wives and Yingqun laughed together again.

As soon as He Ming went out, he heard that shopping malls were like battlefields, and he went online again, but this time he first went through the processing of the Internet department, and started uploading videos after going through fake addresses such as broilers. It only took a few seconds to be posted on the homepage again, and this time the comments were even more popular, and the men all howled: "You are so beautiful! They are all big beauties! Brother Abs, I despise you! Use youth water to pick up girls!"

He Ming replied helplessly: "My friend's wife. There is also a god-sister."

The wolves continued howling: "It's better to be a wife, and it's healthier to be a wife. It's better to be a sister, "fuck" a sister."

He Ming was speechless, ignored these people, and then saw that the women were even crazier, a large number of women's websites were shown this video, and all kinds of elegant and steady wives lost their composure: "I know a woman, she is a famous woman in Songjiang. Young lady Yang Fei. Unbelievable youth water, although the commercial is very funny. Where is the auction?"

Undoubtedly, He Ming went back to his Taobao website to see, my god, the youth water that wiped the whole body at once has been auctioned for 34 million. A ton of comments said: "Crazy? Dear."

"Too rich, I despise brother abs for having so many good things."

"Brother Devil, count me in when you go to kill monsters and build equipment in the future!"

"Brother Abdominal Muscles begs you to enter the address of the equipment."

"You went upstairs and turned into a ghost."

The second force youth made another wonderful speech: "Your tears are weak and wounded...the pale face is because there is no youthful water... oh oh oh hurry up and use the nunchaku! oh oh oh, hurry up and use the nunchaku Stick...Brother Abdominal's youthful water will never return to the Yellow River!"

He Ming laughed again.

And he didn't know that at this time, a group of people rushed in the Internet cafe he was in just now, looked inside and out, and finally took out a photo, and said to the boss who was eating Master Kong's instant noodles: "I have seen this person ?"

The boss glanced at him, "Brother Abdominal, Allah knows him."

"Didn't you see that he was surfing the Internet here just now?"

The boss smiled contemptuously, "There are too many people surfing the Internet, pay to turn it on. I don't even know if Brother Shenxian comes to surf the Internet! Do you want to go online? Don't go online, the door is here, please."

A few big men shook their heads and started to pull out their phones, and Brother Abs disappeared again, what the hell!