Chapter 85 Return to the Ground
"Give me some clothes to wear!"
"No more, this is good, the wind blows my brother cold."
He Ming, who was wearing a pair of underwear, said with a smile, Lan Jie crawled out of the chrysalis, how should I put it, he completely changed a person, except for a face, his body became a strange body, his hands and feet grew back, and Become young, have strong arms, and otherwise be normal.
Lan Jie didn't know what He Ming ate for himself. After six years of perverted disgust and despair, he had long regarded this kind of thing indifferently. So the two set off, and Lan Jie quickly became cold. He looked at He Ming who was carrying a huge backpack, and begged for a pair of underwear.
He Ming simply picked him up with his hands and ran forward quickly. Lan Jie said with a mournful face: "Give me a pair of pants, you have clothes in your backpack?!"
"The things in my clothes are much more precious than yours. What are you afraid of? Everyone is a man. I'm still shy at such an age."
"Give me your panties."
He Ming continued on his way, with a bad smile on his face, he pointed to his bulging underwear, "I'm afraid that if you take off your underwear, you will feel psychological pressure when you see my little brother, so you won't do it anymore. Let's talk about it , my fragrant CK underwear, I am afraid that you will fall in love with me if you smell it."
"Ugh, I fuck you bitch! Go away. I'm defeated by you!"
Lan Jie vomited habitually, and wanted to spray He Ming's face, but only spit out some saliva, which landed on He Ming's superhuman body that was as strong as steel.
He Ming only took a few minutes to reach the passage, but he was still underground. Liu Huo was very surprised to see that Lan Jie had returned to normal. He Ming explained the reason, and Liu Huo asked about that magical treasure. A new treasure of life, and one that is very meaningful for people with disabilities.
He Ming rolled his eyes, he got thirteen pills, gave Lan Jie one, and there were still twelve pills, he insisted that there were only two pills left, Liu Huo knew that He Ming's eyes were just thinking about something, so he asked repeatedly He Ming, He Ming had no choice but to turn himself into two pills, and the ten pills were taken away by Liu Dami.
"Going back, it's 4:56." Liu Huo said with satisfaction. Room 789 was swept away, and so many treasures were found, which proved that He Ming is not only a treasure hunting machine, but also a very good superhuman warrior.
When the three of them came to the end, Lan Jie had already put on Liu Huo's pants and his coat, and the three of them were dressed strangely.
He Ming gave Lan Jie his shoes. He wore alien high-tech boots and watched Liu Huo open the door at the end. It was an upward ladder, Lan Jie immediately ran forward, not wanting to stay for a moment, Liu Huo also had this expression, and walked forward quickly.
Only He Ming waved to the no longer gloomy passage, "Goodbye, friends, don't forget me. I once lived your life so brilliantly. Just like the sun! Ah! The sun."
Sun your family! The ghost killed by He Ming, the ghosts and ghosts must have cursed when they saw it.
He Ming was the last to leave and the first to arrive at the exit, sandwiching two people at random. Before opening the exit, He Ming covered Lan Jie's eyes, and the latter said angrily, "What the hell are you doing? Don't be joking."
He Ming pretended to be caring and said: "You have been living in darkness, and when you suddenly see sunlight, your eyes will not be able to bear it."
Lan Jie said: "I'm not a human anymore!" Come on, the first one rushed in, and immediately screamed: "Don't!"
He Ming and Liu Huo looked at each other, something happened outside, so they rushed out to have a look, what a tragedy. They are all people, all the big bosses who came here, including old people, middle-aged and young people.
For a handsome and strong man in the lead, who else can there be except Chairman Anhua.
Lan Jie was about to collapse, and He Ming quickly took the backpack to cover his lower body. What a joke, Liu Huo walked up and told the chairman about the situation.
A group of staff immediately picked up Lan Jie. The chairman walked over with a smile on his face,
He said: "He Ming, everyone is waiting for you. Welcome everyone! Warmly welcome He Ming, he brought treasures, alien technology, this kind of credit is really great!"
Amid the applause, the chairman took a pair of epaulets from a large brocade box in the hands of a young man, and solemnly said: "Today, in accordance with the sacred power endowed to me by the Constitution, I promoted Lieutenant Colonel He Ming to the rank of colonel and awarded the red first-class medal !"
He Ming saluted, the chairman smiled, and put the epaulets on the backpack on He Ming's chest, saying: "You deserve it, take a good rest, grow up quickly, the general is waiting for you. After finishing speaking, all the big shots applauded, including those big shots that Li Yun went down just now.
Then they all looked at Liu Huo's handbag, especially the gray-haired boss's eyes were full of longing. One person said indignantly: "Li Yun, these old bastards ate good food up there, and went down to eat good food! It's so unfair! We want to eat too!"
"Yes! We want to eat too!" shouted a group of big guys who were out of breath.
He Ming saw that he had nothing to do, and his whole body smelled bad, as if he was going to take a bath. A secretary next to the chairman came over and said with a smile: "Colonel He Ming, come with me, and I will take you to rest."
He Ming hurriedly followed him. As for Lan Jie, he was taken away by the staff long ago and probably went to rest for treatment. These six years of nightmare life will definitely require psychological treatment. Fortunately, He Ming has found a treasure of life that can restore him to normal. these acquaintances.
"Oh oh, it's so cool."
He Ming is still in the psychiatric hospital, and there is an advanced ward here. When the secretary of the chairman took this ward, he couldn't wait to rush in, lock the door, start to take a bath, and shouted, don't forget to prepare a set of clothes for me.
Washing with hot water, He Ming used a lot of shower liquid. There was nothing he could do underground. Now that he is up, he must pursue his absolute demeanor, absolute handsomeness, and absolute confidence in using Rejoice.
While taking a shower, He Ming also cleaned up his backpack. First, he washed his high-end backpack, only to find that many places had been torn, so He Ming kicked it away. The alien backpack was not only big but also made of materials. Special, solid and in perfect condition.
Wash it, shake it, and wipe it with a quilt.
He Ming took the opportunity to clean up the harvest.
First of all, it is the authentic work of the Tathagata Buddha. He doesn't even know how much this thing can sell for. And it is too exquisite, less than one billion, he will not sell, and he must consider the US dollar, but only Buddhist countries can buy it, such as the elephant country, the southern Buddhist country and so on.
Then there are a total of 16 pieces of jade carvings, Shang Dynasty bronzes, etc., and a total of 75 pieces of ghosts and fine cultural relics. He Ming admired them one by one. He was so excited that he took out his phone and called Yingqun. She heard this amazing news,
She wants to go back tonight, conduct expert appraisal, take pictures, and prepare for a high-quality auction. Not only will the income be high, but it will also be very useful for the reputation of her art company. It can be said that through this auction, it can be famous all over the world.
"Do you want to pay taxes?" He Ming said.
Yingqun on the other end of the phone said, "20% auction tax."
"What, what are you kidding? I worked so hard to get these, and I have to mince 20% of them? NONO, let's hold a private fair!" He Ming was dissatisfied immediately, but Yingqun only said one sentence: "Trust me, the auction will More money."
He Ming nodded and agreed, and he will definitely go back before ten o'clock tonight, so that today he will appraise and take pictures, and the next day will be hyped. With so many top products, it will definitely cause a sensation, and He Ming will be waiting to get the money the day after tomorrow.
He Ming opened the wallet again, inside was the treasure of life and a piece of golden husk, which belonged to Liu Huo.
Three grams of Lingzhu tablets, one egg of life, one tiger pill, two ghost and Gao Tianyuan eggs, and beauty water with different appearances. The other is a very rare imperial green ring with a large pear-shaped diamond of 73 carats.
There are already 12 carats of loose diamonds and 7 carats of blue diamonds in the interlayer. There is also a gold first-class red medal.
He Ming looked at these things and burst into laughter. Before the Chinese New Year, he never dreamed that he would get so many good things.
"Cool cool cool, you want to ask me why I am so happy, how should I explain it? Oh oh oh oh!"
He Ming reloaded the cash, tore the white sheets to wrap the cultural relics, and then opened the door. Sure enough, a secretary of the chairman had prepared his colonel's uniform, including leather belts, shoes, underwear and underwear.
He Ming gave him a thumbs up, closed the door, and when he came out again, he was already a heroic and strong colonel officer, but he smiled and said: "I have grown 177 centimeters taller, and I am stronger again. Now that you are a major general, make your clothes bigger!"
"Okay, Colonel." The deputy ministerial secretary said with a smile. He Ming saluted and was about to leave. The secretary shouted, "Please wait a moment. Minister Liu Huo asked you to come out to see him. main entrance."
"Okay! Goodbye, chief."
Sure enough, He Ming saw Liu Huo at the gate, which was the only exit. He also had a bath and was dressed new. When he saw He Ming, he called him into the car, and when he got in the car, Liu Huo said: "He Ming Ah, you did a great job this time. We will send you back to Tarzan now."
He Ming patted the big backpack in front of him, as well as the Shang dynasty bronzes at his feet, and said, "Lend me the military plane. I will keep these treasures in the plane and fly back to Songjiang directly."
"You are very courageous, and you dare to sell cultural relics from the Shang Dynasty." Liu Huo smiled and agreed. At this time, he continued: "This time, I got a lot of life treasures. The chairman is very happy. But for so many old cadres It is far from enough. There is also news that Red Star, North Brother, Citigroup, Ounion, etc. have directly requested and secretly tested it. It is too big a sensation. You must strictly keep the secrets and don’t make things about the leakage of life treasures .Your family all enter
With the protection on the real network, you don't have to worry about them being in danger. "
Liu Huoyu said earnestly: "I am most worried about you, and I feel that something must happen."
He Ming took out his wallet, took out the golden nut shell, handed it over and said, "Your stuff, by the way, ask the driver to go to the beach first."
"What are you doing at the beach?"
"Pee. It's a dream since I was a child, the dream of a child in the mountains."
Liu Huo raised the quota with his hands, and then grabbed a treasured egg from Gao Tianyuan, saying that he would use it for his wife. He Ming shook his head, contemptuously.
When I came to the beach, it was past 5:30, and the sky had already darkened. He Ming could hear the sound of the sea in the distance, and smell the sea breeze.
He Ming walked quickly to the beach. He was wearing alien boots, and he was not afraid of the ups and downs of the sea. He had already pulled out the egg of life. The egg of life almost felt that it was about to get a new life, so it couldn't help cheering and shaking.
For other melancholic and sentimental people to release such a life, they must say, go back to the ocean, child, and let it go gently.
He Ming threw it into the sea directly, and said: "Remember my name, it's called He Ming, I'm drowning in the ocean, don't forget to rescue me and repay my kindness!"
After He Ming finished speaking, he turned and left. He didn't see the egg of life falling into the sea, and a golden light lit up instantly, and the sea became quiet.
After boarding the plane and returning to Taishan City, He Ming made phone calls to his family and friends, including Zhou Qingyun of course. Then I went to Chai Ting's residence first.
He Ming knocked on the door, and someone opened the door immediately. Chai Ting was completely new, wearing high-end women's clothing, highlighting her devil figure, walking on the street must be very beautiful.
Chai Tingqiao had a look of surprise on her face, and said, "You're finally here! God, what's going on, there's no signal for calling you."
As he spoke, he dragged He Ming into the luxury room. He Ming saw the little kid playing a big game in front of the TV with a look of excitement, and there were toys and snacks around him.
There are even a few more puppies, and kittens, who are making noise in the house, eating their stomachs full.
A luxurious room in a big hotel instantly feels like home.
He Ming appreciated this style, and Chai Ting asked, "I like small animals. I bought them when I saw them when I was shopping. By the way, what are you going to do?"
He Ming shrugged and said: "Whatever, it's not my plan, it's your plan. If you want to live forever, there's no problem. I'll transfer another one million to your account. You can just be my secretary and handle some things It's OK too."
Chai Ting asked in surprise, "I still think I'm your lover?"
Say it, shaking your majestic chest, and said, "Why didn't you get affected by my sexiness when you came in?"
He Ming smiled bitterly and said: "Sister Chai Ting, you have to understand that I am a good man. I emphasize again that I have a wife. I don't like to find a lover. I don't want to find a lover. That's it. If you have difficulties, I will learn from Song Jiang's help in time." You, that’s it. Don’t make our relationship a lover or something. Friends, good friends are just like that.” He Ming said three things in a row.
Chai Ting frowned beautifully, and said: "I hate it, everyone likes you, but you are so ruthless... Well, go and be your good man. I will be your secretary."
He Mingxi said: "Great, will you continue to sit in the hotel now or follow me to my wife's house?"
"Of course I'm going with you. Of course the secretary will follow the boss."
The little boy was very reluctant to leave in front of the big TV, Chai Ting talked about it, so she tidied up, picked up the little boy and followed He Ming to a big restaurant to have dinner first, Zhou Qingyun's family and the inner guard also followed.
He Ming explained and went back to work, explained the new secretary, and started eating. Mother Zhou liked the little kid very much, and the puppies and cats also began to get acquainted with the big wolfhound with three heads. Although the hotel attendant emphasized that pets cannot be brought in, He Ming blocked his mouth with money.
After a good meal, He Ming couldn't get rid of Zhou Qingyun anymore. It seemed that today was the end of the day. He went to Zhou's house to kill time, and flew to Songjiang at 8 o'clock in the evening.
"Look at the ghost picture of my husband." He Ming said triumphantly. Zhou Qingyun looked at the ghost photo in the mirror, and hugged He Ming tightly with an ah.
"Look at my baby, scare those people to death!" He Ming proudly smoked a cigarette, and began to post photos on the Internet, an unprecedented storm was about to be born.
It was 7:30 p.m., 7.23 p.m. Beijing time. 2012, January 28, the sixth day of the Chinese New Year.
At 3:23 a.m. on January 28, Washington time, Franklin, a Washington native of Citigroup, was awakened from his sleep by his assistant. He walked out of his bedroom and came to a conference room. A round table was filled with all kinds of elites in suits, with espresso in front of their eyes and a cigarette to refresh themselves.
A man said in English: "Mr. President, good morning. We have already confirmed that he is the one who created "Ha Toad Gong". He Ming is from Malanshan City, Huaxiajiang Province, 21 years old, Han nationality. He is very popular on the Internet. He is also the discoverer of the ape-man skull in Mount Malan."
"We launched an investigation on him and found that he has been highly protected by the China Internal Security Department. There is no news. On the Internet, the China Internal Security Network Department has begun to create a lot of fake news and fake information. There is no detailed information about He Ming.
Law found. We only know about his family situation. He has a second sister. This is a selfie and a photo of her legs posted on the Internet. He has a lover, or fiancée, who is also very hot. But she was also protected by the inner guard. "
Another man said: "He Ming's information, the official explanation is that he is from the capital. He grew up in Malanshan City. Now he has moved back to the capital and likes sports, so it can explain that he is so strong. But this is a trap, it is fake news, it is true. Phishing trap. This is the network account used by He Ming that our hackers found in a game server whose data has not been erased."
A psychoanalyst stood up and said: "Through all language analysis. He Ming is a simple-minded, impulsive person. He likes to tease others with rough Internet language. He loves to use X you uncle most. Therefore, he has been repeatedly Silent. And, he must be a realist, a man whose interests are paramount.”
Franklin shrugged and said with a smile: "Which gentleman can tell me how to win him over to our side? Also, what do you find out about Anwar's rejuvenation?"
"We have sent personnel to contact He Ming. Regarding the investigation of Chairman Huaxia, we have not found anything yet. After all, there is too little time. The 24-hour satellite investigation found that the signal of Beer City in Qilu Province, Huaxia, was interfered a few hours ago. I don't know why the high-level Chinese leaders are rushing here in secret."
"Immediately investigate and activate all spies in China. I want to find out why Anwar has reverted to a child."
At this moment, a man suddenly said: "There is important new information."
"Connect immediately."
"This is a photo that someone posted on the Internet two hours ago. Although it was deleted immediately, it was very lucky that our hacker saw this photo. Some people said that he accidentally saw the young version of Li Yun, Vice Chairman of Huaxia. After analysis, even though it was taken by a mobile phone, this person is none other than Li Yun, Vice Chairman of Huaxia."
President Franklin was dumbfounded, and said: "God, today is April Fool's Day? Their old people have regained their youth, and our young people have not yet grown up. How can this war be played?"