Chapter 103 The Crazy He Ming

Liu Xu ate King Murong's party, and also drank the dead man's famous wine with +30 physique, so her body is super good, and she looks like a different person from before, more beautiful and sexy. When He Ming came to a toilet, he went in immediately, took out the youth powder and let Liu Xu suck it, saying that it was a means before the youth water must be used, and saw that she was only about 20 years old, very young, and even showed a pure color . He took out the Orochi brand youth water, and said, "Sister-in-law, just wipe it on, I'll wait for you outside."

Liu Xu nodded gratefully, He Ming dared not stay, and immediately went out, waited for a few minutes, Liu Xu came out with a new look, returned the bottle to Master He Mingkang, and went back to the room together.

As soon as Situ Haoran saw his wife, he immediately rushed forward, gnawing and biting, Liu Xu smiled coquettishly, there are all boys and girls here, seeing a big beautiful woman is younger and more beautiful, and even kissed wet on the spot, it is extremely exciting , Some boys directly covered their lower body with quilts, their faces were embarrassed, they wanted to see but were afraid of making a fool of themselves.

He Ming strangled Situ Haoran's neck, grabbed him into the toilet, and let him suck some powder, and he immediately said: "Brother, you shouldn't suck powder! But I like it!"

"The premise of youth water, don't misunderstand. Remember to keep it secret, talk nonsense, the internal guards are not for decoration. I have been promoted to colonel, and I will arrest you to say a word!" He Ming's threats were useless to Situ Haoran, and then he wiped his youth vigorously Water, I don't cherish it at all, He Ming tried his best not to let him waste it, this bastard, he doesn't cherish things that are not his own!

Situ Haoran, who was a little younger, finally remembered his mother, and he just carried the old lady from the bed and put it in front of He Ming. Look at it, right?

He Ming had no choice but to shrug his shoulders and suck some powder on the old lady, pretending to apply some youth water to restore her youth. The old lady has recovered for more than 20 years and has become a middle-aged woman. It can be seen that she looks good. , staring at Situ Haoran and suddenly said: "Haoran? Where am I? It's very grand...toilet?"

Mom recovered? Situ Haoran was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "Mom, we are going to heaven!"

He Ming kicked his ass and explained. The old lady was stunned for a long time, and looked at He Ming repeatedly, until someone outside the toilet shouted: "Hurry up, those inside, don't sit on the toilet and read!"

I had no choice but to go out first. In the aisle, the old lady suddenly grabbed He Ming's hand tightly, and said gratefully: "Thank you so much! You are a good person! Thank you so much! Haoran knelt down and kowtowed to your benefactor!"

He Ming even said no, no need, Situ Haoran kowtowed immediately, He Ming also knelt down and stared at him fiercely and whispered: "Didn't you curse me?! You are older than me and kowtow to me?!"

"Brother, it's not that my younger brother is willing to kowtow to you. Seeing that you are tall and mighty, and you are not angry and majestic, your legs are weak!"

"Give up your brother!" He Ming stared at Situ Haoran's lower body fiercely, making him jump up immediately in fright! Then he sent the old lady back to the room, comforted her a few words, and let her continue to rest.

Much younger, like the 20-year-old Situ Haoran returned to the room triumphantly, and told Liu Xu that after using the Youth Water, his mother's dementia was all right. Liu Xu was extremely happy, surpassing the moment when he got the big diamond just now, and thanked He Ming again and again.

He Ming picked his nose, this bitch Situ Haoran is really lucky, his wives are good wives and mothers!

But after these incidents, the young people in the room, boys and girls, got upset and shouted that we also want to benefit.

They are all his relatives, cousins, cousins, etc., and they are definitely more blood related than He Xiaoqian's family.

He Ming used up all the high-end jewelry in the backpack, everyone made a fortune, everyone was extremely happy, and there were greedy boys and girls who fell in love with the RMB in He Ming's backpack.

There are more than 70 young relatives, and it is not ideal to split the money. He Ming shouted: "I still need the money. How about this, I will transfer 100,000 yuan to everyone's bank card! Get the account number!"

"500,000! Five million for He Longhao! We want a tenth of it!"

Someone shouted a million,

I thought that He Ming would still bargain, but I didn't expect to agree. He Ming's flesh hurts on the outside, but he laughed in his heart. I want to give you one million each to change the face of the family. I didn't expect the appetite to be so small!

He Ming's relatives are very poor, and half of them don't have bank cards, but it doesn't matter, the Huaxia Bank in this world is very advanced and developed. Telephone transfers and online transfers are very fast, which is also the information that He Ming received huge sums of money in a few minutes in the past.

Therefore, there is a kind of virtual account, which can set the account password directly through the network, and then go to the bank to make a bank card, or directly fill in the form to withdraw money, or conduct online transactions, and have all the functions of a normal bank card. So half of the relatives got 500,000 yuan through this virtual account. The youngest nephews are only seven years old, younger than the youngest nephew on the first day of the new year, and they all instantly became rich with 500,000 yuan people.

But He Ming knows that the money cannot be kept. A family with an annual income of tens of thousands is not a net income. How can they let children mess around with 500,000 yuan?

He Mingcai didn't care about the rest of the matter, he looked at the bank balance, a total of 74 500,000, which is 37 million, and the balance in the bank account is 3.095 billion, so it is 3.136 billion, which is quite a lot, because the auction of youth water is 78 million It has been received, which means that the customer has used it and is very satisfied.

He Ming is also very satisfied. It is very good to be an officer. He can deliver goods casually and go online quickly.

After the money was distributed, everyone was very happy. He Ming also distributed 20,000 yuan to some young cousins, nieces, nephews, etc. who were destined to lose money, and spent more than 200,000 yuan. Hide the money by yourself. Don’t tell it, it will ruin my face!”

"Uncle won't!"

Everyone shouted happily, and went back to their beds, then immediately opened their notebooks and continued to surf the Internet. He Ming looked at the time at 10:39, it was almost eleven o'clock, and he was about to leave, but his second sister, He Fang, put away the two big diamonds, drank a glass of orange juice brought by the maid, and pulled He Ming When I got to bed, I skillfully opened my laptop and started surfing the Internet.

He Xiaoqian, He Longhao and his sister Hua girlfriend also went to bed, ate snacks and started to turn on the computer. Situ Haoran was on the quilt at the head of the bed, holding his wife in his arms and openly moving his hands under the quilt, but his eyes were fixed on the computer screen.

The largest desktop computer used to belong to the second sister He Fang, showing the status of the eldest sister, but now it is given to He Ming.

He Ming was puzzled, turned on the computer, and asked, "What are you guys doing? Why don't you dance anymore?" More than 70 people stayed in this room, using more than 70 laptops to surf the Internet together, and everyone had a small stool Used to place the mouse. Fortunately, the room is big enough without looking stuffy.

The second sister He Fang smiled mysteriously at He Ming: "My dear, you will know soon!"

Everyone snickered, He Ming had no choice but to go online to look at the new Youth Water Auction. There were still more than four hours before the end. As many predicted, word got around and some big crocodiles started to compete.

The homepage has been hanging high, you and my Taobao advertised crazily, and the transaction was 78 million! How many people are envious and jealous!

He Ming's hilarious commercial and the five beauties commercials are also very popular. The video site also smiled from ear to ear.

He Ming also found the before and after photos of the first auctioneer, a lady in her thirties who did not show her face, only her arms and legs were exposed. Not too delicate, after using it, she looks like a young girl without makeup, and suddenly this girl becomes popular, with an extra nickname of 78 million rich sister! Queen of beautiful legs! Ask for support! !

At this time, He Xiaoqian leaned over, clicked an icon, and immediately entered a game website.

The picture is exquisite and the production is magnificent. He Ming can tell at a glance that it is Nanxianweng Game, a world-renowned game manufacturer. Because of the huge power of a country, it has created countless classics.

He Xiaoqian began to enter the user name and password, clicked to log in, and said with a smile: "Brother, this is your diamond-level account. This is the hottest online game this year, Silent Dungeon, which adopts the DND system, which is very exciting. Today is Huaxia Citigroup Europe United Economics... released together. The spokesperson for the Huaxia District is Brother Ab, hehe, that is Brother. The server will open at 10:45 tonight."

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

"No way?"

He Ming looked at the picture on the homepage of the website, which was a terrifying picture of him beating a giant one-eyed snake. Immediately turned to look at the second sister He Fang, she spread her hands and shrugged, and said, "Xiao Ming, I won the endorsement for you. It has increased your reputation, how wonderful, and also gave a few diamond-level accounts, one hundred The golden account benefits everyone."

He Longhao stared at the laptop screen and shouted: "That's right, applause for the great legend of our old He family, Brother Abdominal! Without Brother Abdominal, there would be no Diamond!"

"Without Brother Abs, there would be no Diamond!" Everyone sang and applauded, including a few nieces and nephews, but their eyes were fixed on the computer.

He Ming was helpless, the phone rang at this time, picked it up and saw that it was Guo Bang, he shouted on the other end of the phone: "The Silent Dungeon is about to open, let's go online and have a carnival."

He Ming still wanted to find him, so he asked him where he was, and said, "I endorsed the dungeon? There is also a diamond number, you know."

"Of course I know, as long as you are online! Okay, see you in the game!"

Guo Bang hung up the phone, and when He Ming saw that the time was approaching the last minute, everyone shouted, 59, 58...

He Ming smiled wryly, as for being so passionate? When the time ended, everyone logged in frantically, and someone immediately shouted: "X, the line is busy! How many people are there?! I am the golden number!"

He Ming clicked lightly, and went in, in a quiet style, behind a decaying building, a few people slowly walked out of it, without saying anything, to establish new characters.

He Ming immediately chose the knight, jokingly, his game name binding is Hey, brother abs, of course he has to choose a righteous knight to set an example.

He Ming directly chose the knight to go in and shake the attributes. After shaking it once, he got 54 points, including ten points for strength and ten points for constitution. He Xiaoqian immediately saw it and screamed.

He Ming hurriedly turned around and said, "What's wrong, sister?"

"Brother, did you roll out 54 points?" He Xiaoqian couldn't believe her eyes. When the others heard this, they rushed over to take a look. He Fang was dumbfounded and said, "What? A total of 60 points of attributes, you The kid got 54 points? Others fluctuated around 30 to 40 points, I was in the test server for an hour and the best was 43 points! Hey, hey, what do you want to do? Idiot don’t!"

He Ming picked his nose, clicked on the re-shake attribute, He Longhao screamed, and said: "My heart is broken, 54 points, the knight number with ten points in strength and physique is—what, FMD, 53 points?! Row?"

The people in the room were going crazy. Situ Haoran knelt on the bed, kissed He Ming's hand holding the mouse, and said excitedly: "The god of luck, the hand of magic power! This is the magic power of big brother! Big brother really deserves to be big brother!"

He Ming pushed Situ Haoran away, causing him to fall on his wife Liu Xu under the bed, and then clicked on the re-shake attribute in the desperate eyes of others, and it was 55 points again. Before everyone could scream, He Ming clicked on the re-roll attribute again. , shook 49 points, continued, 57 points.

This time, everyone rushed over like crazy to prevent He Ming from canceling. He Ming's hands and feet were held down by He Xiaoqian and his second sister He Fang. He used his face to feel the breasts of his second sister He Fang, who had become stronger and began to plump, and said with a lewd smile: " Xiaohao, shake it."

He Longhao's eyes lit up, he was full of confidence, and thought that there was something wrong with He Ming's account, and his luck had been very good, but he shook it, 21 o'clock, continue, 22 o'clock... Everyone was dumbfounded, what's going on? The second sister, He Fang, tried it, tragedy, 18 points, almost the lowest, with an average of three points for each attribute, super useless.

He Xiaoqian, Situ Haoran, and some nieces also tried, but none of them exceeded 35 points.

He Ming shook his fingers happily and said, "NONONO, you are too weak."

Then, He Ming shook again, 52 points, and continued to shake. After more than ten times, He Ming reached 59 points, only a little lack of intelligence. Everyone was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it!

This time He Ming clicked OK, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. After washing off 59 points, many people are going crazy? Can't sleep? He Ming started to show off his expertise. Everyone looked at him with super worshiping eyes, regardless of their own number. They felt that another miracle was about to happen, no, a miracle!

Sure enough, He Ming shook out five specialties, the best one, and everyone was speechless. He Fang logged in, immediately chose Thief, shook the attribute, 23 points, and immediately pulled He Ming to let him shake.

He Ming moved the mouse, lightly, 60 points. He Fang directly grabbed He Ming's hand, and said solemnly: "Don't move. If you move again, I will cry... Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!" He Ming shook the top five specialties again, and He Fang I almost died laughing!

And the other people in the room shouted into a ball:

"Brother! Brother! It's great! Come to me! Brother!"

"Uncle, shake it for me! Uncle Uncle. Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

He Ming smiled and shook attributes for a few little nieces who were about to cry. It's really funny. It turns out that the dark troll soul gold coins with 22 big luck in the wallet are so strong! Hahahahaha!