Chapter 145 The Wife's Tears Are...
Back at the table, He Ming continued to eat and drink. He was very satisfied with this. A superhuman appetite means tasting more delicacies, and it also means stronger physical fitness and stronger enjoyment.
I often read some novels about those unrivaled powerhouses pretending to be hurt at a 45-angle angle every day, suddenly comprehending, and then hacking and killing immediately, they are really like psychopaths.
The stronger a person is, the greater the enjoyment he gets, like a psychopath who hacks and kills all day long? It's hard to describe how this world came to be.
So when he possesses great strength, extraordinary physical ability, and glimpsed some ultimate secrets, He Ming is still He Ming. He never thought of being the savior in the past, nor did he have the idea that I love the world, and the world loves me.
Take care of yourself completely, and take advantage of the opportunity to gain benefits. And the personality started to become domineering, and I don't like acting weak people anymore, because of such a physique, it's really crazy to play weak people!
He Ming already has enough capital, to be arrogant, to be crazy, to be the only one, and to be the number one. If you are unhappy, try to be crushed by a tank with him, and see who becomes meat sauce?
The housekeeping staff served the dishes quickly, and they had also been investigated by the internal security forces. Everyone had to prove that they were from Malanshan City, and they had to work in the housekeeping company for more than one year, so as to prevent some illegal elements from mixing in.
Tonight's eating and drinking is as refreshing as yesterday. Now among the four wives kissing me, I have eaten more than 100 people. More than 20 big and fat lobsters are close to the keyboard. The area is all airlifted from Southeast Asia, including the Hounan area occupied by China. It costs more than one thousand yuan per kilogram, including the famous green lobster, colorful lobster and so on.
Crabs are also fine products from all over the world, as well as squid, abalone, etc., and even caviar from the CIS, but not from the Caspian Sea, because the Chinese animal protection organization is too powerful and banned caviar from the Caspian Sea The sauce entered the Huaxia market, thus protecting the species of sturgeon in the Caspian Sea.
Indirectly, it also protects He Ming's wallet. After all, every 100 grams of top-quality caviar is as high as five or six thousand, or even tens of thousands. There are 100 tables here, and there are almost a thousand people. Ten million.
Tonight's big banquet is still mainly seafood, most of which are airlifted to Ningzhou Airport and transported immediately by refrigerated trucks, which are still very fresh.
This is because the He family and their relatives are all mountain people, and Malanshan City is surrounded by mountains.
Therefore, it is nauseating to eat land dishes. Although you are in a big mountain and there are treasures everywhere, it is a pity that the wild animal protection law is so strict that if you eat a pangolin at noon, you have to go somewhere to drink tea at night. And drink for more than three years.
After feeling a little full, He Ming finished another bowl of delicious beef offal soup. The little boy and the three children at Yingqun's table all stared at him dumbfounded. Did he eat so much just now?
"I'll eat you next, who will come first?" He Ming pretended to eat you, and the four little kids were so scared that they went to find their mother crying. It was terrible.
He Ming then went to find Chen Ziqi for a drink and a conversation to win over some affection. Then he was pulled over by Guo Bang to fight for wine, until Guo Bang got a little drunk, only to find that He Ming blew three bottles of Lafite red wine but didn't change his face, and ran away quickly. He Ming is not a human being, and he still wants to play online games.
He Ming continued to look for Situ Haoran. He didn't expect that this time, he actually solved the riddle, wild grass and wild mountains, eighty-eight steps. Of course it wasn't Situ Haoran, it was Situ's mother who had regained her sanity. She despised Situ Haoran, and then said that it was a place where Situ's father and Situ Haoran often played, and it was in the nearby Miyun Mountain.
"I'll just say it, I'll say it, I'll say it." He Ming babbled like Mrs. Xianglin and despised Situ Haoran. The latter picked his nose and said suddenly: "Do you remember the dream when you were young? Withered flowers, accompany me through the wind and rain..."
"The flowers that will never wither, your chrysanthemums have already turned yellow and smelly!" He Ming left a sentence,
She left amid Liu Xu's mouth-covering laughter.
Then he went to see Lao Lin to drink and smoke marijuana together. The relatives at that table were all men, and they turned their heads together when they smelled the smell of cigarettes.
Soon the cigarettes, especially the narcotic marijuana, were very popular with relatives. After hearing the news, Father He rushed over and snatched all the cigarettes and alcohol that He Ming had brought back from his backpack again, and began to divide them wildly again.
He Ming only kept a big smoking gun and a few packs of marijuana.
Taking a deep breath, he turned his head to face the envious and jealous He Longhao. He drank a lot of wine, but his physique became very strong, so he only drank high and didn't get drunk. He looked straight at the big smoking gun and begged, "Brother-in-law, give me your big smoking gun."
Okay, He Ming smiled and nodded, He Longhao happily opened the bong, but He Ming suddenly grabbed his hand and said, "No, I've smoked it before. I smoked it, and if you smoke it again, aren't we kissing indirectly?"
After all, he glanced at He Longhao, who had developed like a handsome chocolate guy, with contempt in his eyes, and said, "No, just no. I don't love men!"
"I don't love men either!" He Longhao rolled his eyes, and quickly pulled his sister over to let her smoke He Ming's marijuana. Knowing the cause and effect, He Xiaoqian smiled and smoked marijuana for a while, full of temptation, and sucked a lot of movements, watching He Ming's belly became hot again. What a nasty little goblin!
Then He Longhao took the marijuana gun, and took all the marijuana from He Ming's pocket, shrugged, and said, "Brother, this is not the best of both worlds. I fulfilled your love and protected your purity."
He Ming had nothing to say, and patted He Longhao on the shoulder. The latter began to puff out the smoke and cheered up, "You look shameless, I will never be able to catch up with you in my life."
He Longhao said intoxicatedly: "It's so beautiful. This feeling... Shameless? This is a compliment to me!"
After all, he lay on the snickering sister Hua beside him, puffed out the smoke, and gave He Ming a look, you can play with your own eyes.
He Ming gave him a deep look of contempt, and mingled with his relatives again. But was caught by the uncle, who told him that you have achieved a lot, but don't be proud and so on. He Ming pretended to be a grandson and nodded obediently.
In a blink of an eye, he caught his uncle's grandson, a boy a few years younger than him, and told him earnestly that he should study hard and make progress every day. The boy tilted his head and said, "Uncle, I have already graduated from middle school and quit school. Now I'm messing with you, and I'll kill anyone who doesn't like me!"
He Ming looked at his little arm, stretched out his arm to compare with him, and the result was almost the same as his numb waist. He Ming thought the boy would feel ashamed, blush, and slip away. He bid him a cordial farewell.
Unexpectedly, this person said: "Uncle, what are muscles? Our old He has a lot of family members. If we fight together, the tiger will die!"
You are scared to death when you see a tiger! The tiger farts and kills you! Despite thinking so in his heart, He Ming praised this person on the surface, encouraging him to have extraordinary courage. He insisted on pretending to be an uncle for a while, and then blended into the crowd again.
This time, sitting at Yingqun's table, he openly molested his sister-in-law under the eyes of the secretary of Yingda University. Using the excuse of telling a story, I openly peeped at the plump breasts of others, and the soft and beautiful face began to appear in the heroic spirit. In the end, I couldn't help but touch the little hand of the dry sister, which attracted an angry slap.
Inadvertently, Secretary Ying suddenly looked around and said in a low voice: "Wait, you said you found a laser gun?!"
He Ming froze for a moment, blinked his eyes, yes, Liu Huo did not ask him to keep it secret, no, no, no, no, Liu Huo said that the zeroth secret must never be revealed. I didn't mention the No. 0 secret library, but I mentioned the laser gun in the adventure story, but how to explain the laser gun?
He Ming was very quick-witted, and he immediately replied: "I was wrong, it wasn't a laser gun, it was a small water gun. The monster suddenly took out a small water gun and said, 'Don't underestimate him, his pants are wet It's hard'."
Yingqun's family looked at each other, only the children giggled.
Yingqun rubbed his brows and spoke out everyone's thoughts: "What are you talking about? Is this a joke?"
With a calm and confident look on He Ming's face, he said: "If you want to hear a joke, I will definitely make you laugh. I'm going to tell it—there was a eunuch in the past, but there is no more."
After speaking, he got up and walked away. A group of people were left speechless, Xue Hu didn't react, and said: "What do you mean? Has he finished speaking? There is nothing below? Didn't finish?"
Hu Bosen gave a wry smile, and said, "Third brother, eunuch, there is nothing below. So it's over. It's a super cold joke."
Xue Hu looked at the people on the table, and the women finally covered their mouths and laughed. His face was unusually red, and he quickly used alcohol to cover up his expression. I screamed in my heart, He Ming, that bastard!
He Ming continued to molest Mrs. Lolita again. At this time, the housekeeper suddenly came to find him, and said anxiously: "Master, Mrs. He told you to go quickly."
As a matter of course, he followed the housekeeper quickly, passed the cordon of the internal guards directly, and arrived at the security building at the entrance, which had been requisitioned by the internal guards as the first line of defense.
He Ming went in and saw that his mother was holding her arms in front of her chest, her face was very cold. Opposite was a group of people, about 50 people, old and young, well-dressed, who looked like people from a big city.
The leader is a woman in her fifties. She is tall and thin and looks good, but her expression belongs to the kind of mean person. She was talking excitedly, when she saw He Ming coming in, she immediately said happily: "Xiao Ming, come here quickly, I am your great aunt!"
He Ming chuckled, your father, you are the only great aunt. My man still wants to be an aunt?
He Ming ignored her, walked directly to his mother, and said, "What's the matter, mother?"
He's mother didn't answer He Ming, and said directly and coldly: "Back when I married Weixing (He's father), you all opposed it, expelled me from the family, and broke it up completely! What else do you want to do now? I'm short on time, don't talk about it with me. Feelings, I will turn my face."
He Ming was taken aback when he heard the words, no way, didn't mom say that grandpa and grandma passed away early? She has only one daughter, and her mother's family doesn't have one. But think about it, it's not like there is no natal family. It turned out that it was as tragic as Chai Ting, no wonder Chai Ting liked her very much.
So, I saw that the little kid liked him so much, was it because of someone who had the same experience?
The woman first led the others to cry, and began to talk about the past. Seeing that Ma Ma was getting angry, she immediately talked about the current difficulties. Reading requires money, seeing a doctor requires money, and I can’t afford a house.
He Ming admired her performance very much, and thought about where he could apply it to himself. At the same time, he also explained his talent full of acting talent. It turns out that my mother's family members are all masters of acting!
Mother He is an old Jianghu, unmoved, said: "Don't act for me. My son is a master of acting! I know you want money. Well, when you meet your relatives during the Spring Festival, you will give lucky money. I will give you 10,000 each. Then go home for me. I won't see you again, just like you didn't see me back then!"
After finishing speaking, the sensible He Ming disappeared automatically, and went to get a big backpack, and everyone sent 10,000 yuan. These relatives wanted to make friends, but He Ming made them speechless. The young man left a call, he said enthusiastically, and then reported a 666666 best number to them. Whether they can add it when they go back is none of his business.
Those who are older than him want to pretend to be uncles and come to educate him again. He Ming pretends to be a grandson and acts like a real grandson. Then seeing Mother He leave with a blank expression, she threw down the rest of the money and left in a hurry. The remaining group of relatives could not pass through the cordon of the Internal Guard without their consent.
He Ming walked with his mother, and seeing the young version of the beautiful, charming and tall mother looked unhappy, so he flattered and said: "Mom, how do you say that your son is a master of acting? He is such a real and natural person."
Mother He smiled, rubbed He Ming's face and said, "Son, I can't understand you, and who can understand you. Those snobbish eyes are really annoying. If I didn't insist on marrying your father back then, I wouldn't have you." La!"
He Ming was taken aback, thinking about it, he immediately felt hatred towards those people. It's too hateful to prevent the birth of my uncle!
"Honey, come here. Go for a walk with me."
He Ming and his mother separated, and were arrested by Liu Xiaolian. The two walked around the villa under the moonlight, and then walked slowly towards the hill. Sitting down on the scenic chair halfway up the mountain, you can just enjoy the Malan Mountain City in the light in the distance.
That kind of scenery is peerless and beautiful, moonlit night, halfway up the mountain, distant city lights, and the cold winter wind does no harm to people of a legendary level and an immortal level.
Liu Xiaolian likes this kind of scenery. Sitting on He Ming, the latter immediately kneads the little white rabbit that has been upgraded to a C cup and is about to reach a D cup. Oh, no, it is already a big white rabbit. There was a lewd smile in his mouth: "How does it feel to be a superman? I feel that the rabbit is too big. Did you ask me to come out to fight in the wild? Just like in our university?"
"Do you have the courage in college? You didn't dare to do it several times!" Liu Xiaolian smiled softly, and gave He Ming a charming look. He Ming recalled the past, and immediately kissed him passionately, saying: "Well, today's It's field battle!"
"Wait a minute. Don't be so anxious. I told you to come out. There is something to do. The bank account at home is ready. They are looking forward to it."
Liu Xiaolian took out her phone and opened the text messages. According to the information in the text message, He Ming transferred a total of 50 million yuan to five people. He is already a top user of ICBC, and he can transfer money through the telephone system 24 hours a day.
What makes Liu Xiaolian helpless is that when He Ming talks on the phone, he always holds the phone between his shoulders, so that both hands are free to pet the big white rabbit.
Liu Xiaolian started to feel it when he touched her, and couldn't help but think about her life in college. She was a little upset that a husband was going to share with three women! And she is the least beautiful one.
After transferring the money, He Ming said: "My wife, the sister who loves you the most, I will also transfer... 20 million to her!"
"You still have a conscience." Liu Xiaolian answered the ecstatic phone calls from her family, and got her sister's bank account, so 20 million was credited to the account immediately, and her sister was so happy that she could only cry on the phone.
Liu Xiaolian was also affected. Looking back on the past, her sister gave everything for herself, and she was so excited that she almost shed tears.
He Mingcai didn't care about the sentimental feelings of the women, and only thought of the exciting scene in the love action movie where the wife is being fucked and making a phone call. Now that Liu Xiaolian was shedding tears, it irritated him even more. Isn't this a classic plot? He Mingdu thought of a very unique line: "Madam, are you crying? This is my pride. As a master of love action movies who loves wives, the tears of wives are the best aphrodisiac."
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