Chapter 162
This is a crazy moment. Someone wakes up in the morning and sees the huge 420 billion in the newspaper, and immediately laments, and the mood of struggling to go to work is gone.
They have to work hard for thousands of dollars a month, and some people earn 247.2 billion + 420 billion in two days... It's too shocking! ! !
Many newspapers also began to report, including large-scale reports on the Internet. Last night's Toad Gong tragedy, many people listened to He Ming's croaking practice, took off their clothes very confidently, lay on the ground in the cold winter, and Stupid to eat Viagra, confidently think that the abs brother can succeed, I am a normal person, even a smart person, of course I can!
The result is regrettable, according to newspaper reports, countless people called the ambulance late last night, more than five million men were hospitalized, and more than hundreds of elderly people's... bodies were found by their families in embarrassing circumstances, unfortunately in advance and this The world said goodbye.
China is one of the four major powers in the world. In fact, it is the main combat force of the two camps, the Chinese Pact. It has great influence and an open-minded government. You can read the latest news from other developed countries online, and most of them have Chinese versions. Similarly, news from other countries in my country You can also watch it in English, etc.
Therefore, there are reports that there are more such people in the world, and foreigners are naturally bold, so it is even more tragic.
According to the survey, more than 30 million men around the world called an ambulance in the middle of the night...and according to the latest data, more than 5,000 people died tragically on the spot.
It's just some people who are not in good health, or very stupid, regrettably ate a bottle of Viagra, and then, there is no more.
Huaxia officials held a press conference at five in the morning and issued an urgent statement. The report pointed out that the success rate of the toad exercise is very low, and it is difficult for strong fighters to succeed, and there will be adverse reactions, especially now that it is winter, please do not study casually. Do not consume a large amount of aphrodisiac indiscriminately. Don't make fun of your body.
Our government and Colonel He Ming will not be responsible for this.
If you want to practice Ha Toad Kung Fu, it is best to do it under the guidance of a successful person, and never listen to the recorded croaking sound to practice at will.
Experts have studied that only the croaking sound of successful people on the spot can inspire practitioners. And according to research, Colonel He Ming's croaking sound is the loudest and most effective...
As a result, people who still had hope were desperate. The saddest thing in the world is this. Seeing other people eating delicious food and drinking spicy food to enjoy life, but you have to eat northwest wind for a living and drink garbage water to quench your thirst. This... too much It's not fair anymore! ! !
People with ulterior motives have set up a special website to commemorate those who died for Hama Gong, which deliberately highlights some old people who died in a miserable state.
It is also specifically pointed out that they did not die from Hama Gong, but from despair and the greed and ruthlessness of the abs brother He Ming (the latter sentence was considered to be an obvious attack on others, so it was later cancelled.)
This website is dedicated to recording the people who died tragically because of Ha Ma Gong. They are all weak or elderly people. Most of them took off their clothes because they were too cold. , superstitiously believed that he could succeed, but his heart couldn't bear the impact of a large number of aphrodisiac drugs, and then... died.
The people on this group of websites made a lot of publicity on the Internet, and hundreds of millions of people followed suit, because it was impossible for them to succeed, and only He Ming helped them, but they never thought about a simple problem.
Requirements Achievers require almost everything from teens to seniors. Calculated in this way, He Ming succeeds 1,000 people a day, and 365,000 people a year. He needs 10,000 years to succeed 3.65 billion men.
Ten thousand years later, more than 365.5 billion men believed in the need to succeed.
These people started to promote this website in the Abdominal Brother Bar, and many male Abdominals (bar friends) were fooled, or they themselves were willing to be fooled, so they all asked He Ming to show mercy and succeed once.
Of course,
More fans began to fight back against this group of people who didn't know the so-called, and someone immediately posted: Calculate the success of men in the world and He Ming in one day, it will take tens of thousands of years for him to satisfy everyone!
Laugh at the end: Everyone likes a Lamborghini, but you can't afford it. Can you ask the Lamborghini manufacturer to give you one for free?
It is a disgrace to a nation for a group to make hooligans!
This post won him a huge material reward: He Ming saw this post, it was incisive, he said what I wanted to say and didn't know how to express it, reward!
Feel around and look at the big backpack He Ming was stunned, no way, the abs brother who is worth tens of billions can't find something to reward others.
Indeed, after looking it over, the only valuable thing is the golden Buddha brain, even with He Ming's absurdity and cynicalism, he dare not do so.
Then there is nothing valuable and valuables around, and there is everything in the space of the left hand pattern, but it needs to dig more than 5000 meters. He Ming doesn't want to be a groundhog.
The other exquisite gemstones with magnificent colors, which made the little kids look strange, and they flocked to beg for them, as well as the red light-grade diamonds in the soul bag, are all auction goods, and they will be available in less than three hours. The auction is over.
All the others were rewards for handsome men and beautiful women, and they also borrowed gems from their wives at double the high interest rate.
However, He Ming always has a way to cancel a gemstone whose price has not changed in the auction, because there are too many gemstones, and the quality of this gemstone is not very good, not to mention that rich people are competing for big diamonds.
And of course, that smart guy won a half a million plus boutique gem for his awesome post.
"Well said, I'll chat with you privately and send me your address. I'll give you a boutique gem." Seeing this reply, he was almost dumbfounded. At the same time, a large number of fans followed in, because they always have questions about He Mingdong's reminder, as long as he replies, he will get the reminder as soon as possible.
Immediately began to ask a lot of questions, what has become of Brother Abdomo meeting Jin Yue by the chairman's side? !
Strongly demand the truth!
Because as soon as the morning news was broadcast at seven o'clock today, a large number of fans of Brother Abs were awakened by the phone call in their sleep. When I looked online, I couldn't believe my eyes!
The abs brother actually accompanied the chairman to meet with the first leader Kim Yue-sung? !
Anyone with a little brain understands that this is simply an act against the sky. It is impossible to describe the significance of this kind of thing. It seems that in ancient feudal dynasties, the emperor brought his heirs to meet other emperors together!
Putting it in a modern country, it is also a kind of supreme leader telling everyone, I want this person to be in power!
Although Huaxia has embarked on a legal society and local elections, ordinary people still have a sense of sacredness, fear, and worship of officials.
So a person who is an Internet star in the eyes of adults suddenly becomes a huge rich man, well, it's acceptable, but I didn't expect this kid to go to the pinnacle of power? !
Therefore, as soon as the morning news is broadcast, anyone who is smart will immediately understand the reason. It turns out that the provider of the treasure of life is He Ming, which also explains the reason for his appearance.
The Citigroup government and other Western governments are very anxious, and they have negotiated a secret deal with Chaoxian, and other countries have long been... Damn it!
A large number of people with ulterior motives, including spies, agents, and Internet promoters, took advantage of the curiosity of a large number of netizens to press He Ming for the truth.
This is meaningless. Before going back yesterday, Liu Huo had already given He Ming a document. There are many, many reasons for today’s explanation, such as the chairman’s guard, I went the wrong way, and so on.
He Ming chose one he likes more, and the reason for the wind: ""I helped General Jin Yuecheng practice Hama Gong. He is very satisfied. I am very happy. He's a big hero and we had a great time working together. All have group photos, but they are limited to some state secrets and cannot be posted now. "
He Ming added after the first sentence, in order to highlight his own role, it is a strong vanity.
Then there was an uproar in the bar, Fatty Jin's reputation is not very good, but he is a national leader, ordinary grassroots, even ministerial-level senior officials will have no fun meeting him.
Diaosi still wants to meet Fatty Jin? Who else but abs?
Well, this revelation can no longer add fuel to the flames, because the entire Internet is in a hot period. There are news, reports and so on about He Ming everywhere.
This is an era of information overload, He Ming has become the protagonist for a period of time, or for a long time.
He began to respond to the tragic death of some Hama Gong practitioners, although he felt contempt for some old people who crazily ate Viagra, and even sympathized with their brain damage. However, he has no intention of becoming Lei Feng at all. He made a speech on the post bar: You have to rely on yourself to be a man! Success depends on yourself! Believe in yourself you can do it! Toad Kung Fu is risky, please be cautious when practicing it!
The physique is too poor. Elderly people should not take Viagra in excess, it will be life-threatening!
Don't be too superstitious about your luck, reality is just reality, even though Ha Toad Gong works like a fairy tale!
After posting, He Ming continued to eat and drink, and he was in a good mood. He didn't care that many people died for him.
A person with ulterior motives, He Ming knows very well that he is an important person in the two camps, and the other party wants to mess with him by any means, even if he is corrupted, he will be very satisfied, because unlike other important people, he is a young man and likes to mix Online, impulsive, etc.
He Ming also understands those who only think about themselves, because they are selfish people, so he understands their thoughts very well. They think that together they can put pressure on him and help them for free. Successful toad kungfu, that's just... only one middle finger, who do you think you are, do you think I'm really a living Lei Feng, a good cadre serving the people?
The second update: Please collect and recommend! !