Chapter 55 The Game Is Over
After reading the posts of handsome guys, unlike the male dicks, He Ming is not hurt at all, because from the appearance, he overwhelms them. As for the expression and temperament, He Ming believes in that sentence, let's have sex, fuck Prove everything.
A maid was brought in to bring a large plate of afternoon tea. He Ming drank Keemun black tea and ate cakes, and clicked on the hanging silk campaign post. Believe him, He Ming would be very satisfied.
First of all, a large number of hanging silks seriously protested why only hanging silks from the Abdominal Brother Bar can participate. Secondly, a large number of Diaosi from the Abdominal Club seriously protested. Why do all the beautiful and handsome guys come to the Diaosi post to mix 300 people, and the popularity is super strong, it's too disgusting! What kind of hanging silk are they (they)? , Strongly request Brother Abs to disqualify them.
Of course, no one will give up their gems, which leads to all kinds of scolding wars. He Ming laughed out loud, it was so funny.
He Ming's newly established Internet Department also asked how to deal with it? He Ming directly sent an explanation, existence is reasonable.
So handsome guys and beautiful women celebrate, the gems for hanging silk stickers are decided, the hanging silks have no choice but to unite, instead kill each other and vote for the enemy, just keep your own position, 10 to 250 positions are very safe, Basically decided, other competitions are fierce, especially the first place is the 300th place, want to cry but have no tears, what is precarity, this is precarity!
The first place is selected entirely by the number of votes, not the abs. Moreover, the first-place top gem has a pre-determined price from a high-end jewelry company, the highest being 15.5 million. As long as it is the stuff in He Ming's photo.
He Ming smiled and watched the wonderful speeches of the dicks. Thinking back more than ten days ago, I belonged to one of them, but now... I took a sip of black tea gracefully, shook my head and pretended to be X: "Life is like a dream."
Life is like a dream. Chen Ziqi came in suddenly, closed the door and said, "Colonel, the higher-ups let you fly to the capital tonight."
He Ming said displeased: "Why? Another dungeon? Tomorrow. I have a rest today."
He Ming was taken aback by Chen Ziqi's answer, and he almost spit out a mouthful of black tea, "Colonel, the higher-ups have asked you to help Secretary Kim Jong-yue and other leaders practice Hama Gong tonight."
"What? Fatty Jin?" He Ming said in shock. Chen Ziqi nodded. He Ming's thoughts suddenly turned into an idea, and he said it: "How much will Fatty Jin pay me? And you tell Chen Ziqi Teng took the rich man to practice in the capital tonight. Going to the capital is much easier than coming to Malanshan City."
Chen Ziqi nodded and said, "Okay, Colonel, I'll make arrangements now, and we'll leave at 9:30 at the latest."
"I'll give out the rewards at 8:30, and I'll leave at 9." After He Ming finished speaking, he continued to have afternoon tea, laughing at the posts.
After Chen Ziqi left, He Ming was still thinking about whether he should take the opportunity to get some mistresses, and it would be better to recognize some goddaughters, whether it's for doing business or not, it's also good for visiting.
But He Ming didn't enjoy it for long. He Longhao, who was still wearing a pair of swimming trunks, ran in in shock and shouted: "It's not good, it's not good, we're fighting! My father and my mother Fight!"
He Ming ate a piece of cake, and said with a relaxed expression: "What are you panicking about? Fighting is an expression of affection. I've never heard that fighting is a sign of love. Your brother-in-law has experienced fighting monsters and fighting monsters. Little things bother me."
"Oh, my mother. Brother, go and have a look."
He Longhao said with a sad face, but He Ming refused righteously: "What am I going to do? It's immoral to watch the fun. You can't see the eyes, and no one is watching. Your father and mother will soon be as loving as ever."
"Humph! Come here, husband!" As a result, He Xiaoqian was pulled over by He Longhao. She hooked her little finger, and He Ming went over to greet her with a flattering smile, "My wife... let's go, fighting is immoral, I'm about to rush over."
Along the way, He Longhao picked his nose, peeked at He Ming out of the corner of his eye, and said nothing.
Along the way, He Ming also picked his nose,
Peeking at He Longhao from the corner of his eye, he didn't say anything.
The three came to the room where He Longhao's parents were on the third floor. There were only some middle-aged women on both sides of the passage, and some young men and women watching the excitement.
Because other middle-aged men have gone home to build houses, only a few men are too lazy, or their wives are in charge of the house, so they send their wives back and keep them for themselves to continue playing mahjong and cards.
The tragedy of He Xiaoqian's parents is that all the seniors just left, and those who came to persuade them to fight were not enough. He Ming looked at the door and found that they really started smoking each other, but He Longhao made a mistake, it wasn't father and mother, but father and mother's two younger brothers.
Although all of them have practiced Ha Toad Kungfu, He Xiaoqian's father ate the treasure of life, and the two middle-aged men who are eager to protect his sister can't deal with him.
He easily pushed them away, or grabbed his hands and couldn't move them. But certainly not heavy hands, so began to speak with his mouth.
He Xiaoqian's mother became angry and began to tell, when my old lady married you, she went to the mountains in the wind, and gave birth to a daughter and a son for you. Are you tired? When you grow old, you despise me! !
He said that he lacked confidence, after all, he had regained his youthful and beautiful appearance, not that he was old, but this was even more hateful. After waiting all night yesterday, the dead ghost who usually worked so hard only came back now. Also smells like a woman.
He Xiaoqian's father was of course silent, and He Ming was of course watching the excitement. My parents are over there trying to persuade me to fight, so I send myself up to seek death. Becoming a negative example, the four wives are all righting the second mistress, the third mistress and the fourth mistress!
"Tell me, what the hell did you do?!" He Xiaoqian's mother glared at her man with her hands on her hips.
Father He also stepped forward to persuade him, what did you do? If you make a mistake, you will make a mistake. The important thing is to admit your mistake.
The cousin also anxiously pushed He Ming up. He Mingyan persuaded his father-in-law insincerely, dumbfounded. Finally, He Xiaoqian's father said: "...I...I went to see paintings. It's art. I didn't find a woman!"
"Lying!! Art?! Hahahaha! Finding a mistress is also an art?! What about the feminine smell in your body, huh?!" He Xiaoqian's mother was even more angry, and she was still covering up the vixen at this time.
He Xiaoqian's father was silent again, saying that was the answer.
He Ming persuaded back and forth with a wry smile, inadvertently moved in the center, wait, look at the painting, isn't that the painting he threw from the attic? And it's going to come out of the belle and...you get the idea.
That's the way it is, but judging by He Xiaoqian's father's thoughts, it seems that he is reluctant to let go, unwilling to betray the beauty in that painting.
It's not easy for me to be a villain anymore. If I expose this matter, maybe my father-in-law will turn his back on him.
After beating soy sauce back and forth, they finally calmed down and decided to eat, but this time after the meal, all the middle-aged women bid farewell to the He family, leaving behind their sons and daughters who refused to leave, and decided to go back overnight.
The decision was quick, and the decisiveness of the women was very rare. Everything was wrapped up quickly, and the daughter and son all ordered a few words to stay safe and not to be naughty. Just left.
He Ming saw them off, and asked his mother beside him in puzzlement, "What's the matter? It's like the house is on fire?"
He's mother couldn't help laughing, and nodded He Ming's head, "It's more serious than a fire at home! Son, look at you, you have money and begged for four wives. They are not in a hurry. Five or six young wives are waiting for you when you go back later."
"I... I went online, and I have to fly to the capital tonight." He Ming was speechless, so that was the case.
After talking with my mother for a few words, I went back to the luxurious study and surfed the Internet. A lot of young people who are full of food and drink come again, and all kinds of women who used to play mahjong and eat melon seeds have disappeared, leaving only a few hundred young people. They are not restrained by their parents, so they are naturally very happy.
Some people appreciate Erwang's calligraphy in the brand-new glass cabinet. This group of hanging silk masters, handsome and rich, shake their heads, which makes people secretly despise.
"Old Lin has worked hard, and today I'm going to the capital again. Do whatever you want. Don't forget to practice Ha Toad Gong with your brother." He Ming greeted Lao Lin and his brother, and continued to surf the Internet. Originally, he planned to let Lao Lin go today. Nanchong sorted out his treasures, but he was busy supervising the processing of artworks.
Er Wang's exquisite calligraphy stunned the staff who came to mount the frame, and it was almost difficult to breathe. They are not uneducated idiots. They have been engaged in this business for a long time, so how could they not know the exquisite calligraphy?
Yingqun and others who had dinner together came to the study room and saw this calligraphy. Pulling over He Ming who was surfing the Internet, Yingqun expressed disbelief and said in shock: "Whose calligraphy is this? It's not signed, really. , really..."
He Ming saw that she was so surprised that she lost her composure, and she looked very coquettish. Immediately, the body seemed to have no bones. Lian fell on Yingqun, just in time to eat some tofu.
"You, tell me quickly. You idiot, why are you so perverted!"
Yingqun picked up He Ming's face and slapped it, because his face was pressed against her chest. Of course he didn't feel pain, but he pretended to be in pain, and said: "I have a good collection of calligraphy, an unknown master, imitating Er Wang's calligraphy, green out of blue and better than blue!"
"Take it down and let me see."
He Ming opened the glass cabinet, it was a password box, of course only he knew it. As soon as he took out the calligraphy, Yingqun took it immediately, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it. The characters are as big as beans, like dragons, transcending the ordinary and holy, making people daunting.
In the end, Yingqun peeked at He Ming going back to the Internet, rolled up without changing his face, nodded to Lao Lin and his brothers with a smile, and was about to go outside.
When she walked halfway, He Ming raised his head and said quietly: "Sister~~~, are you a thief under my nose?"
"Baby, give it to my sister as a New Year's gift." Yingqun walked to He Ming with a flattering smile, took his hand and acted coquettishly, her voice was so charming that many young people looked over secretly.
Brother He Ming is so awesome, my sister-in-law got it. None of us have daughters.
He Ming naturally pretended to be a gentleman in front of everyone, but he touched Yingqun's thigh secretly with his hand. It's a pity that he was wearing a pair of jeans, and it felt pretty good.
"Okay, okay, this is the price for touching my thigh. I'm going to order two pieces of calligraphy." Yingqun said triumphantly, walked out, and turned back at the door: "I'm going back to Songjiang. Tomorrow the auction of ghosts and Works of art and real Buddha. Would you like to come?"
"Okay, it's up to you." He Ming shrugged, "Unfortunately, I can't go, just put the money into my account."
"Okay, goodbye."
Yingqun, who got the two extraordinary and wonderful calligraphy, left very excitedly. Lao Lin and the others were quite regretful, what a beautiful calligraphy, just given up to the god-sister?
Unexpectedly, as soon as Yingqun left, He Ming easily opened the big backpack that was always on him, took out four equally extraordinary calligraphy, put them in the glass cabinet, and said back: "Old Lin, the watch maker is here My family hasn't left after dinner. Let him continue to frame the calligraphy. Hehe, fighting with me, my thighs are white."
"This..." Lao Lin, his younger brother Lin Nan and other young people stepped forward to take a look, they were shocked and turned pale, two sheets turned into four sheets, the same extraordinary masterpiece, He Ming...is it a god! All right? !
Not long after He Ming sat back on the computer, he was summoned to his bedroom by his four wives. They all knew that He Ming was going to fly to the capital again today, and they were unhappy in their hearts. Together, they were summoned again in less than a day.
"My husband is so depressed, so sad, he can't even spend a good day with me." Zhou Qingyun sat on He Ming's lap, pouted and refused to let go, what else could He Ming do, and immediately returned a passionate kiss.
Anyway, in my own big bedroom, there are a lot of choices, and I can play however I want. Besides, there are three beauties who are all charming and have creamy skin.
It's just that my cousin is in a bad mood, and she almost got into a fight after dinner just now because of the troubles of her parents.
"Sister, don't pay too much attention to it. Men will make mistakes." He Ming pulled his cousin to comfort him. Of course, his method of comfort was to rely on his hands and feet to touch the plump and delicate body under the top-level women's clothing.
"Don't look for other women. Otherwise, our four wives will not let you go."
The cousin rested her head gently on her bosom without speaking. He Ming casually kissed Liu Xiaolian beside her, she turned her head and nodded at He Ming's nose.
This is the common wish of the four girls, nothing more!
Of course He Ming promised, and stretched out his magic claws to knead Zhou Xuewei. She is the most beautiful, especially those beautiful legs, slender, plump, white and smooth, which made him salivate and never tire of playing.
With the four women enjoying all the beauty in their arms, today's election for handsome men and beautiful women is approaching the most critical moment.
Of course, let's start with hanging silk stickers, handsome guy stickers, and beautiful girl stickers.
The first female Diaosi is a super beautiful woman with the most votes. He Ming pointed at her and said, "Isn't this the number one beauty post?"
Zhou Qingyun stuck out her tongue and said, "That's right, husband, don't play with unspoken rules. Don't think about unspoken rules. Hurry up and give out rewards, you are my good friend."
"Am I that kind of person?" He Ming picked his nose, hugged Zhou Qingyun, and dictated to her to type. As for his hands, he happened to be a pastry chef.
Zhou Qingyun bit her delicate lips, blushing as she typed. The insidious He Ming even made a typo and asked her to type it again, and his hand got deeper and deeper. Zhou Qingyun said coquettishly: "I hate it, sister, please help me take He Ming's hand away."
He Ming turned to Zhou Xuewei with a lewd smile when he heard the words, and said, "Big Wife, yours is bigger, I like it even more."
She became a pastry chef again, and then Zhou Qingyun announced the first male and female hanging silk, and began to collect the addresses of the three hundred male and female hanging silk.
Abdominal Muscle Bar is full of mournful voices and a few carnival voices. It’s too unfair for a large number of people to post. What kind of dicks are those handsome men and women, who deliberately dress like dicks? Have you ever seen a girl with a height of 1.7 meters, beautiful legs, big waves and an angelic face? Have you ever seen a male diaosi with a height of 1.8 meters and a handsome face?
Brother Abs, strongly protest!
He Ming caressed Zhou Xuewei, and dictated to Zhou Qingyun to type: "Diaosi is a kind of spirit, just like looking up at heaven in hell, or looking down at hell from heaven."
Arrogance is always invincible. The hanging silks were conquered in this way. Regardless of whether they accept it or not, they must obey it in the territory of brother abs!
Next is the handsome guy post, the top ten is different from what He Ming has seen.
Now at 8:30, the first place was the original third place. With an incredible increase in the number of votes, he pushed into the first place amidst the protests of swiping votes, and remained until the end.
He Ming looked at his photos, mainly because he was too handsome, with a model figure and a stern demeanor. Some people even recognized him as a male model from a certain school.
Then He Ming understood that the reason why the four wives came to him was to ask for the first place for the boy he liked. Liu Xiaolian and his cousin both liked the first place, so handsome! Zhou Qingyun chose a delicate young boy who ranked third; Zhou Xuewei chose a sunny boy who ranked seventh.
"What, what? NONONONO! I don't choose any of what you said! I'm so mad. Do you want to cuckold me?" He Ming was furious, and the rare four wives came to comfort him, promising all kinds of unfair treaties After the interest of kissing, He Ming finally calmed down.
But he is a narrow-minded person, the guy chosen by the wives, the more ugly he looks, the more he despises him, if he wants to be the first, go to sleep. So... that's right, Mr. Leslie Cheung, who ranked fourth, won the first place and won a huge diamond worth hundreds of millions.
As soon as the news was announced, the post bar immediately fell out. Isn't it ridiculous? Is this okay? !
Leslie Cheung's fans are so excited, the great abs brother is really right!
It’s a mess, but there’s no way around it. Now it’s the turn of the hangers to gloat. Look, Brother Abdominal’s territory is up to him. !
He Ming clicked on the beauty campaign post himself, and it was the turn of the four wives to comfort him with that lewd smile. As a result, a series of unequal treaties were made, and with the addition of warm kisses, they finally calmed down.
And this process, the voting has already ended, and the top ten beauties are waiting for the favor of Brother Abs.
He Ming checked the top ten, the first place was still the original one, the second place was pushed to the third place, and the third place was also a big beauty with powerful means. Undoubtedly, under Zhou Qingyun's strong request, as well as second sister He Fang's posts, she was madly topping the first place.
"The first little star is the first!" He Ming typed this line, and the fans of the first place went into a carnival, and the rest of the beauties sent pictures of crying.
He Ming pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, not to mention being grateful for some beautiful women in exchange for something that he doesn't really need.
He Ming thought for a while and typed out a line of words: "All the first to tenth posts of beauty posts will be rewarded with top ten million-level gemstones, and the top 100 will be rewarded with fine gemstones."
After typing this line, the tears of the beauty turned into ecstasy, brother abs is too strong, not to mention other chaos and anger, strong protest against injustice and so on.
The perverts all said sourly, what does brother abs want to do? Learning from ancient emperors to play queen (palace)? Still an advanced cyber harem.
Regardless of everything, He Ming typed directly: "This is the end of the first posting of the beautiful and handsome men's Diaosi campaign. I will talk about the second one after I have a new trophy."
Regardless of the remaining turmoil. He Ming printed out a list of all the addresses on his desktop computer, and took the rewards, but it was not enough for the time being, and he borrowed some from his four wives, promising to pay back the interest. Then he took the rewards and the list, carried a big backpack to find Chen Ziqi, and flew to the capital by the way.
The four wives were reluctant to part with him and asked him to go home tonight. Zhou Xuewei kissed He Ming wetly for the last time, her eyes blurred and she said: "Mingming, come back early. I'll wait for you." After speaking, she turned around flirtatiously, and quickly rubbed He Ming's vitals with her beautiful buttocks, while the other three women covered their mouths and laughed secretly . Seeing that He Ming's face turned red quickly, he resisted the feeling of a volcanic eruption, and struggled away while clutching his lower body, the wives' coquettish laughter came from behind him.
Chen Ziqi arranged for other internal guards to handle the prize, and it could be delivered to various places quickly. Then, under the protection of the internal guards, the two boarded the plane and told them to fly to the great and sacred capital of China.
PS: The second update, please collect and recommend! ! !