Chapter 164: 1 Nothing

Relying on his low-level love talk, rudimentary methods of picking up girls, and eager touches, He Ming took advantage of Zhou Qingyun again. Anyway, even if the two of them fell off the cliff, it would be just a drizzle.

He Ming thinks it should be said the other way around, his wife also took advantage of him, after all, love, opposite sex attraction is a matter between two people.

When the convoy stopped in an open space, amidst the impatient shouts of the second sister He Fang, He Ming came out triumphantly, opened the door for Zhou Qingyun, and then came down with her arms around her, as if he didn't want to waste a moment, the two of them To become a person tired of being together.

The other three wives, who couldn't see it, rushed over immediately, so the five became one.

Even though in the car, He Ming said to Zhou Qingyun almost from the bottom of his heart, you are the person I love the most. If it were the other three women, He Ming would almost say the same thing. They would say whatever they asked, and he never cared Inner feelings, do not care about moral integrity.

Just over ten days of sleepwalking life changed him forever. He was trembling with excitement when he first earned tens of thousands, because he vaguely saw a door of wealth opened for him!

But this is just the beginning, everything is just the beginning, even now!

Afterwards, he got rich and changed his life forever. He accidentally discovered that Ha Toad Kungfu has such epoch-making power and great power to change the human world, because there was no Viagra in ancient times!

He Ming happened to have magical glasses to download, so well, he can master the Hama Kungfu in a second, otherwise, even if someone else discovers the Toad Kungfu, it will take a lot of time to practice, and it is very likely that he will sneer at it, or see it the same way as He Ming If you don't understand ancient characters, then... there is no more.

This is the inconceivable and wonderful beauty of fate. Obviously, the opportunity is right under your nose, and even a diamond just dropped in the grass by the side of the road you passed, but so what, who will find out? People in the world are so busy that they don't even have time to look up at the sunrise and sunset!

Then, He Ming got many adventures, got a lot of incredible life treasures, ate inner alchemy, golden elixir, strong medicine, etc. With these capitals, he unexpectedly encountered a huge evil beauty who was not good at fighting and just resurrected, and then How many great heroes, as wise as Solomon, have stepped into the realm of immortality that so easily crossed the legend?

Immediately afterwards, the great and invincible evil demon was restrained by He Ming's blood. And in that battle, He Ming had the thought of dying in battle, no matter what gold and silver mountains the Deceiver offered, he would never let it go. If the deceitful demon had the same awareness, it would be He Ming who died instead. He desperately urged the short stick to beat He Ming to death.

Belief in a demon is simply a joke, but there are many such people in this world. For example, the moment He Ming knew the world of the dead, He Ming couldn't help laughing secretly for those who sold their souls. There is always carnival in the world, and they get the life they dream of, but they are born with watery brains, making it impossible to understand how their brain circuits are structured.

But in the end, He Ming likes those idiots very much, he loves them. Yes, if the world is full of smart people, how can he get along?

A group of luxuriously dressed young men and women, escorted by teams of internal guards with guns, walked at the foot of the sparsely populated mountain, carefully avoiding the unfrozen mountain stream, because the water kept flowing down from high places, and the mountain stream was always flowing, so In spite of the cold, the lakes elsewhere were frozen and the mountain streams were still rushing.

The air became colder, and there was nothing to take a deep breath, ah, fresh air.

Because Malanshan City itself is a sparsely populated tourist city, because it cannot be developed and has no land, it cannot be called an industrial city or an agricultural city. It has to be a tourist city to fool around. If it is really a city, it is a backward and remote city!

Behind He Ming and his group were thousands of reporters,

Paparazzi, because of the laws of this country, harassing others is an illegal act, and they cannot interview him without their consent, except for entertainment personnel and some elected officials.

How could they give up? The interview revealed that brother developed his abs in just one visit, so when he saw a group of luxury cars coming out, what were he waiting for, and then rushed to follow closely behind, the owners of the three gas stations in Malanshan City must have Special thanks to He Ming, relying on him these days the oil is selling like water!

"Damn paparazzi!" Except for He Ming, even the pushy Situ Haoran hated him very much. The interview was full of smiles, and he answered the color of Brother Abs's underwear; the third time he was interviewed with a slight smile, he answered what did Brother Abs do today. The fourth time I was interviewed with a smile all over my face, and asked your mother's last name? ...

"Really, just get used to it. It's great to be famous. Whatever you say, you become very famous. I love this feeling, like life is lonely. I know what it feels like to be famous..." He Ming also groaned When the song started, everyone laughed wryly. They really admired He Ming, but He Ming had no choice.

He has everything. Similarly, the huge fame has also brought side effects. He is so popular that someone buys him.

Also, for example, among the four wives, if He Ming can choose, Zhou Qingyun alone is enough for him, and it will always be enough. The senior courtesan has crazy sex all day long, then goes home in the evening, has dinner with Zhou Qingyun, then goes to sleep, wakes up, and hugs a wife. One lifetime is enough.

Instead of four wives, what does four wives mean? A sweet nightmare, destined to be difficult to balance the relationship. Paradise for perverts, hell for rational people.

Situ Haoran's memory is unreliable, even though he knows where it is, he just can't remember it, just like you know where Lao Wang's beef shop is where you used to go when you were young, and when you go back twenty years later, Lao Wang will become a dead king up.

So he pulled over He Longhao, Guo Bang, Brother Lao Lin, and He Ming, and called dozens of inner guards to help find a big bluestone, because eighty-eight moves is a game, just like chess, where the Just above the big bluestone.

That is to say, after finding Daqingshi, he found Situ Haoran's father, and found out what He Ming's "Mr. Situ" left behind.

He Ming put on the magic glasses, and sat down on the ground, because the ground had already been spread with cloth, and there were soft sitting balls on it. When you come out to visit mountains and rivers, of course you have to eat and drink afternoon tea in the wild. This is life.

Huge money and power naturally have first-class enjoyment. The best outdoor dining tools have already been prepared, and they are all worth tens of thousands of yuan. They are all high-quality porcelain and high-grade fabrics. It's all women who buy it when they see what they like when they scan online in private banks.

Of course, there is also the afternoon tea prepared by the chef. He Ming sat in front of this deep, beautiful mountain stream flowing slowly, and the beautiful scenery with ancient trees on both sides of the stream. The guy who is so handsome and has such a stupid heart has already forgotten where he is!

"Husband, come and eat a chicken drumstick."

"Xiao Yun?"

The four beautiful wives are naturally also beneficial, as soon as they sit down, they will be served by their wives to feed them and eat delicious food.

He Ming's good friend Guo Bang was envious and jealous when he saw this, he searched and found nothing, so he hurried back and sat on the ground, he spent more time with Situ Haoran than He Ming, so naturally he knew this guy better.

If He Ming is smart and absurd, then Situ Haoran is stupid and absurd. To believe him is to believe that a kid with a runny nose said innocently to you: "Uncle, uncle, I solved the Da Vinci riddle." question!"

Daddy!

Guo Bang gulped down a piece of steak, exhaled comfortably, and said, "Life is so beautiful, what can I, Bang He De, do to recognize you, a good brother who values ​​loyalty." He said with an exaggerated expression He said to Zhou Qingyun's four daughters: "Hello, sisters-in-law, my brother is being polite here."

The four girls laughed, but He Ming rubbed his face depressedly, and said, "How did your personality become like this? Infected by Situ Haoran? But you are not very honest."

Guo Bang shook his fingers with a smile, and said, "He Ming, do you think big and small hos can infect me? Wrong, it's the environment that determines life. Thanks to you, I'm so rich and healthy. A beautiful life is waiting for me. I, I can only enjoy the rest of my life, so of course my personality has changed, so I can keep up with your trend!"

Speaking of this, Guo Bang paused for a moment, and then said: "...It turns out that enjoying with Huang Lan... It's best to find a concubine like you. After all, my family has three generations. Stop asking me, are you pregnant? Are you pregnant?... So, why did I break up with Huang Lan? She was secretly taking contraceptive pills! If she hadn’t gotten so rich, I wouldn’t have known it for the rest of my life! Woohoo! Made! "

Guo Bang's eyes turned red, and He Ming comforted him, so it turned out that he recognized people very accurately, no matter how he looked at Guo Bang, he didn't look like a person who got rich and abandoned his girlfriend.

In this world, Huaxia encourages childbirth, gets married early, and can get a certificate after marriage, or not at all. And because abortion is not allowed, a high school student misfires, and the partner will marry her immediately when she has a big belly, and then retire to have a child. Anyway, an idiot can pass the college entrance examination, and can go to college with a zero score.

So not to mention college students, in the thinking of Guo Bang's family, as long as Huang Lan is pregnant, she will get married immediately, suspend her students and children, and then continue to go back to school.

However, in the three years of college, a large number of couples who met or didn't know in college all went off and went home to get married one after another, without exception.

Because this is mandatory, if you make her belly bigger and don’t marry her, there are only two endings: force you to marry, never marry, medium, and go to jail for three years. And for the rest of your life, you, or your family, must be responsible for the living expenses of the woman and the child until the child is 20 years old.

"It's okay. I've seen Huang Lan get upset a long time ago. She's not a good woman. Didn't I just post a post about beauties? There are so many beauties. Go clubbing casually. I'll give you my thumbs up."

He Ming originally wanted to talk about tragedy, you also have today, where is the face of showing off that kind of thing in front of my eyes?

But think about it now that your status is high, you have to maintain a big brother demeanor in front of your wife!

"I'm afraid they won't like me." Guo Bang nodded blushingly, making all the girls laugh. He is also a man, longing for a wife with beautiful legs and big boobs.

But He Ming is a bad guy, he is definitely a good guy, because only people who complement each other can be friends, a good guy needs a bad guy to beat him, a bad guy needs a good guy to have friends behind him, and other bad guys can't be trusted because they are bad guys.

The two continued to talk, and He Ming continued to feed and drink intimately with the four wives. The level of intimacy is not as good as that of friends. They touch each other, and kissing is a common thing.

Zhou Xuewei and Zhou Qingyun are charming and smiling, indescribably beautiful, truly peerless beauties; He Xiaoqian is sweet and soft, and she is determined to be the most beautiful university flower; even her old acquaintance Liu Xiaolian has undergone earth-shaking changes, and her beauty is bubbling .

Although Guo Bang is envious and jealous, because he used to be a man with a wife, but now he is a bachelor, and his friend has changed from a bachelor to four wives. What is this called? God, are you kidding me?

Even in the face of stunning beauty, Guo Bang behaved naturally without any unnatural feeling, which the Zhou family sisters appreciated very much. Because other young people, all male relatives, including He Longhao, saw that Zhou's sisters had difficulty breathing and were very nervous.

Needless to say, the pervert Situ Haoran drools every time he sees it. Just like when He Ming saw Zhou Xuewei, who slowly took off his clothes in front of him, with an extremely elegant and sexy posture, or Zhou Qingyun, or her cousin. Liu Xiaolian, hey, I'm so familiar, really...

He Ming also appreciates this point of a friend, a friend's wife is not to be played with. Whoever touches my wife, I will cut off the siblings.

"Thank you." Guo Bang picked up the exquisite porcelain cup, asked Zhou Qingyun to pour him a cup of black tea, took a sip, and said, "By the way, He Ming, Zhang Tou has been bothering me these days, and he asked me to ask you a lot of questions." , when will the first one go back to school?"

He Ming was startled for a moment, looked at his wives and asked, "Should I still go to school?"

"Of course I want to go!" Liu Xiaolian said, and the other three wives strongly opposed it. Just kidding, the sisters of the Zhou family all graduated from high school and did not study, and the cousin did not finish high school. Going to school, I am too lonely.

"Look, Brother Bang, I can't help myself when I marry a wife." He Ming shrugged and said, "It's not that I don't want to go to school, it's that I'm getting married and entering the society. University, goodbye!"

This sentence made the three girls clap their hands happily, even though they felt weird, why did it sound like it was our fault that you didn't go to school?

This is the insidiousness of He Ming, he is like a stupid and scumbag online scolder, always putting himself on the high ground of morality, I am always right, I am not wrong.

Except for the clever Liu Xiaolian who understands this psychological behavior, the three women are all beauties with big breasts and no brains, and Guo Bang, he is small and has no brains.

If He Mingsheng is proficient in psychology and is a practical master, Guo Bang is a soy sauce in psychology.

"Alright, I'm about to graduate from senior year anyway, well, then I'll go to school alone." Guo Bang nodded and sighed: "It's a pity, Zhang Tou said, you have a lot of benefits waiting for you when you go back to school. The principal patted his chest Guaranteed, you will be the chairman of the student union, in the school history, you will always be the number one."

Student Council President? He Ming snorted, it was all gathering places for official fans. Because people are elected below the city level, including the city level, but Chinese people have a characteristic, they don't believe that young people can be good officials, so most of the people who are elected are middle-aged or elderly, and they have worked for more than ten years, or directly for a lifetime .

So in order to accumulate qualifications, you can also say that you will be an official of the student union in the university when you go out for elections in the future.

But He Ming hates those people, just like others hate him for his hypocritical saying that he serves the people.

Everyone knows that he serves RMB, but what can be done? Similarly, He Ming has nothing to do with the members of the student union. He smiles all day long and has the virtue of being kind and caring for the people. He still doesn't know which female classmate has the rounder buttocks.

"Ah, Xiaohao, what's the matter with you? Xiaochengcheng also—" He Xiaoqian suddenly stood up in surprise, He Ming and others looked around, He Ming laughed first, only to see He Longhao's face was full of depression, covered in mud, Covered in rotten grass, a suit of LV Louis Vuitton turned into rotten grass Hong Qigong.

The little boy who came with him also looked the same, covered in mud, but his expression was quite excited, as if he had had a good time just now.

He Ming knew at a glance that they had gone to the wild boar pit.

Wild animals in China are protected by strict laws, including of course the cute pigs. They love to collectively destroy crops.

When winter comes, wild boars start to dig holes or dig holes to prepare for the winter. There are such pits everywhere in Miyun Mountain, and most of the places where wild boars are infested are protected by hunters. Of course, they are to protect humans. After all, people can single out a hundred of them. Unarmed humans.

"Oh my god, you are so dirty, go to the water and wash."

He Xiaoqian slapped and slapped her younger brother to help him get rid of the mud. Fortunately, the winter is dry and cold, just dry mud.

He Longhao took Chen Kaicheng to wash himself, and another group of people came back, and the situation was also very bad. The girls were fine, and He Fang was clean and smiling to watch the fun. Liu Xu hurried to take care of Chen Kaicheng, and blamed Situ Haoran: "My husband , did you look for it wrong, why is there something belonging to Dad in the wild boar pit?"

Situ Haoran, who was covered in mud, looked confused, as if he was trying to remember something, but failed in the end, and said: "By the way, there is a temple nearby. Let's go and have a look there. Brother, let's go, don't have a picnic! Look at me The marks of a hero, the result of fighting a huge wild boar."

He Ming laughed heartily, it was so funny that this group of people really believed Situ Haoran's words, and went to dig things in the wild boar pit.

However, he also came out to visit the mountains and rivers, so he put away his picnic tools and headed towards the mountains. After a while, along a dilapidated and icy mountain path, I finally came to the wild temple that Situ Haoran recalled fifteen years ago, which was very lively and full of incense.

But looking forward, Situ Haoran sticks out his tongue, no way, it has become a completely deserted night temple in the mountains, the roof has been in disrepair for a long time, and several big holes have been opened, the tiles have fallen to the ground, buried by weeds, It's all about the taste of the years.

"Hehe." He Ming smiled and smoked a cigarette, what a tragedy.

However, such a deserted place has aroused everyone's desire to take pictures. Anyway, if you go out to visit the mountains and rivers, how can you not take pictures. He Ming took off his magic glasses, showing his extremely handsome face, and then made all kinds of funny gestures, and took pictures one after another, especially when he took pictures of his beautiful wife, his eyes were so strange. I am so stupid, why don’t I learn from Mr. Guanxi? ? The wives beat Gillian Baizhi by 10,000 points!

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