Chapter 86 Abdominal Muscle Big Storm

He Ming drank a cup of Keemun black tea made by Zhou Qingyun. To be honest, he didn’t pay much attention to drinking tea. He usually just tasted the tea with a bottle of Master Kong black tea. But Zhou Qingyun was different. It's not about the standard of living.

Today, when He Ming went to Dongtian Paradise early in the morning and killed ghosts underground in the afternoon, Zhou Qingyun's family was under the protection of inner guards, a certain tiger, free porters and free bodyguards, and He Mingsan. Followed by one of his subordinates, he went shopping and bought high-end things.

In the past, products that could only be enjoyed through high-end glass counters, but were not affordable at all, are now bought as soon as they are seen.

The Chinese economy in this world is very prosperous, because it is basically moving towards a capital road under socialism. It can be said that while adopting the high organizational power and high concentration of socialism, it also adopts the high freedom and legal democracy of capitalism.

In this way, a large number of pre-war landlords, local tyrants, and big capitalists were not hit, so the economy prospered, the rich became richer and richer, and a large number of rich people with huge consumption power were formed.

But the poor are still poor. The country adopts a policy of making the people rich and the country strong. The chairman and other top leaders like to play hegemony and play with the army. Of course, a large amount of military expenditure is inseparable.

So there is only one result, the rich are the rich, the poor are the poor, and once the poor become the rich among the rich, crazy shopping is absolute, and it is certain to buy what you see.

He Ming had a mean smile on his face. The Internet address he posted was specially processed by the Internet Department of the Internal Guard, that is to say,

It is very difficult for anyone to find him through his online location. To find him, he must first have a very fierce battle with the Internet Department of the Internal Guard, but at that time, He Ming had already changed his location.

Therefore, He Mingneng can post freely. He has his own ID in his own bar. The name is Hey, Brother Abs, which is actually taken from the meaning of Hey, Hitler. The arrogance can be seen.

He Ming created a post, thinking quickly in his mind, Zhou Qingyun was also looking at him with a smile, knowing that He Ming was about to come up with a bad idea, looking at it, Zhou Qingyun also felt that He Ming was taller, stronger and better looking, basically It was 175 cm when I went out this morning and 177 cm when I came back. The handsomeness level of 95 points becomes 99 points. Eye brightness changed from 100 points to 120 points.

"My husband is getting better and better, I don't care about the reason." Zhou Qingyun thought, while using a laptop to surf the Internet, she started posting, "Brother Abs is about to explode, and He Ming has so many fans." Ah, the atmosphere began to detonate in an instant.

He Ming has created a post called, My Hell, which is completely true.

how is everyone good evening I am Uniform Emperor himself, so let me post a photo to prove it—He Ming posted a photo, which immediately triggered a large number of replies, but the Huaxia network technology in this world is very advanced, and the host and replies can be separated, so a large number of replies will not affect He Ming's post, the host who will not be very popular, went down thousands of floors in an instant.

Just from noon to afternoon today, I found an indescribable nightmare hell in an abandoned building. There are pictures and truth,

He Ming began to post pictures frantically. The ghost face in the mirror immediately caused a lot of screams, and some people thought it was PS, but soon more and more photos were accompanied by the text, "Look, the real ghost face. It's angry Scary?! I wasn’t scared to death or I wouldn’t be able to post!”

After posting the grimace in the mirror, Zhou Qingyun screamed just now, and He Ming drank a cup of Keemun black tea. I heard that this is top-quality black tea, and the taste is indeed better than that of Master Kong's black tea. He Ming looked at the comments, most of them expressed fear, true, seeing it for the first time, incredible.

But this is just the beginning.

He Ming smirked, and put up a heavyweight photo, the moment the "crow" was killed, with countless grimaces, various animals,

All kinds of life, some definitely alien, never seen or heard before.

He Ming is not afraid because he is too strong, just like you will not be afraid of a ghost that will die if you blow on one breath. But for other people, the unknown is very scary, especially this kind of monsters and ghosts. Zhou Qingyun didn't dare to look at it just after seeing one.

"Remember today, the main event is coming! Happy time, scream, remember to turn on the lights in the room, don't look back!"

After He Ming made the prediction, he immediately posted all the photos of the "crow" being killed. No one responded to the whole post. After a while, the first comment appeared, "I'm suffocating. It's too real."

"Not PS?"

"God! Brother Abs? Brother Devil!"

A large number of photos came out one by one, there was a moment of silence, and a large number of replies expressed fear and horror, and one by one replied in horror: "Brother Abs, are you a human or a ghost?"

"How is it possible? A real ghost?"

"It's horrible, I can't stand it!"

"God, Tathagata Buddha!"

"Fear, it's true, I really don't know what Brother Abdo has done?"

………………

He Ming replied, I killed it and saved another baby.

At the beginning, there were photos of the Hundred-Eyed Tentacle Cubs. The densely packed eyes immediately made people feel hairy. Zhou Qingyun only looked at one of them, then vomited and went to the toilet to vomit.

He Ming's phone rang at the same time, and when he answered it was his second sister, who screamed on the phone: "It's disgusting! What did you do? Where did you go? Ugh... ghee...!"

He Ming smirked and said, "vomit as much as you want. It's good for your physical and mental health."

And typed on the Internet: "Cool, very artistic right. But you think this is the end, then bullshit, this is the beginning."

He Ming also put up all the photos of the Hundred-Eyed Tentacle Cub, including the intimate photo of him and it, the photo of eating food, and the most famous one, which instantly became popular in the whole bar, and was quickly broadcast to the entire network. The hundred-eyed tentacle cubs bit a Quanjude roast duck together, with a text saying: "Quanjude, both Guaiguai and I love it."

Someone from Quanjude Company must be on the Internet. If they are not afraid of customers vomiting in the store, they can enlarge this photo and place it next to the roast duck. This is amazing.

He Ming looked at the post, and Zhou Qingyun vomited back, sat directly in his arms, and gasped, "Husband, what did you do? It's disgusting! Super disgusting! I vomited so badly."

He Ming rubbed her chest and pretended to be gentle and comforting, but in fact it was just satisfying the desire of his brother. Zhou Qingyun vomited so hard that she didn't care at all.

He Ming took out the big 73-carat pear-shaped diamond from his LV wallet. Zhou Qingyun's eyes widened when she saw it, and she snatched it immediately, saying, "What a big diamond! My God! How many carats? 73 carats? !"

After asking how much the carat was, Zhou Qingyun said pitifully, "Did your husband give it to me?"

"Kiss, I'll give it to you."

Immediately, the two kissed wetly. He Ming was able to type while kissing wetly: "Next, it's a real nightmare journey. Remember this monster, in any of your deepest and most terrifying dreams, you will be lucky enough to be able to See it. It's so evil, don't forget to have toilet paper ready, of course, I'm not asking you to jerk off, and want to wipe your pants. Because then you will lose control, lose control of your dick, he (she) I will be so scared that I will cry!"

Just as He Ming was about to send a photo, Zhang Hui, the inner guard with a strange complexion, walked in, held up a bulky black mobile phone and said, "Chief, the number above." After finishing speaking, he glanced at the computer with a bitter expression on his face. He Ming knew that she must Spit over.

He Ming gave her a bad look, and when he answered the phone, he heard Liu Dami smiling bitterly: "He Ming, it's time to stop, the storm you caused is big enough, and it has already caused a big impact .”

He Mingdao: "NO! This is my freedom to post, and this is not discussed. I have not kept the secret, and the secret of that place is still kept."

Liu Huo sighed and said: "Okay, you continue to post, but you have to remember that you can't post all the content of the transaction I mentioned on the Internet. You can't search for all the content about the transaction yourself. You You are already a big, very sensitive person. There are a large number of countries and inexplicable spies are investigating you. Please remember, this is a confidential phone. If you want to talk to me, use this. Other calls can only say that you are coming. I found something. I said yes, that's it."

"OK. Don't forget to read the post, it's so cool!"

Liu Huo said: "I'm going to bed. I've returned to Beijing. Madam has eaten the treasure and is doing very well. I'm a little excited."

"I understand you. Today you are more passionate than your son. You are brave and invincible. You shoot and kill enemies and create new life."

"……Okay, bye."

He Ming hung up the phone, licked his tongue, and typed excitedly into the computer: "Warriors, accept your challenge."

So I posted the photo of the Cyclops. To be honest, even He Ming felt that this guy was too perverted, disgusting, and evil. It was completely out of human tolerance. With only one photo, he suddenly "let you post Post!" "Don't post too disgusting!" "Not disgusting enough, keep posting" all voices died out.

He Ming knew that everyone was frightened, so he started posting one by one, accompanied by a short story.

I came to the final room, I knew there was a super monster waiting for me, I thought about it a lot, but I can't think of it so cool...

It didn't disappoint me, very wicked and very cool. However, I am a party member, and party members are not afraid of the underworld or ghosts...

Hard fight, hard fight... (Actually, He Ming was torturing monsters at the time).

I stepped on its head and looked up at the sky at 120 degrees. I am not a melancholy egg pain, I just want to smoke...

The final bloody battle... (No blood at all.)

The death of the boss, death is just the beginning, look at my blood, it hurts so much!

In the end, He Ming also added the closing words, everyone is not an abs brother, so let’s run away when encountering monsters.

After the live broadcast, there was silence for more than ten minutes, and then a lot of speeches broke out in an instant.

"I saw this kind of one-eyed giant snake in my dream, but it was very vague. In the dream, I was like a lamb that was slaughtered, but in reality it was brother abdominal muscles, the lamb that subdued the emperor." Normal youth reply.

"In the deepest dream, the most terrifying one-eyed giant snake, and the even more terrifying uniform brother..." This is the answer of the literary youth.

The second force youth never disappoints: "Use the nunchuck quickly, oh oh oh, use the nunchuck quickly, oh oh oh... listen to the words of the abs, don't let yourself get hurt, stay away from monsters, life will better……"

He Ming smiled and burst into tears. He enjoyed the comments for more than ten minutes. During this time, Zhou Qingyun got a big pear-shaped diamond, and was afraid of the ghost in the photo, so she ran to her sister Zhou Xuewei. Then the two came back together.

Zhou Xuewei was dressed very sexy and charming, with a red sweater, black skirt, and black silk legs, because the room was not cold because of the heater.

She sat down on He Ming's lap and quietly asked, "Why don't you give me such a big diamond."

He Ming looked at the post, with an exaggerated smile on his face, without turning his head, he said: "Because you are not my wife. And don't say that I am your wife. Now monogamy, you know, I don't want to break the law .”

Zhou Xuewei nodded angrily, and suddenly attacked He Ming's chest to get his wallet, He Ming immediately covered his chest, his strength was not pulled by Zhou Xuewei at all.

It can't be too hard, Zhou Xuewei whimpered and said: "You are such a cruel person, if you have good things, you only give them to my sister! I want to tell my mother, don't marry Xiaoyun to you!" Fenmeiji adopts a beauty trap tactic, rubbing back and forth on He Ming's vital points.

He Ming reluctantly took out his wallet, took out the edge of the spirit bead, tore it in half, and said: "This thing is the same as the tree of life, only a little bit, but one gram can restore a woman's life for 3 years, youth, etc. Get prettier, here's a gram and a half, you're 24. Just turn 20—"

Zhou Xuewei immediately bit the one-and-a-half gram in He Ming's hand, swallowed it immediately, and licked He Ming's fingers frantically, He Ming pulled back and said, "Why are you licking me?!"

There was a gram and a half left, which was snatched away by Zhou Qingyun who rushed forward screaming.

He Ming breathed a sigh of relief, looked at his watch, it was almost eight o'clock, and it was time to leave, he looked at the post, and a good idea to end today's good show turned in his eyes, such a super post that may not be seen in a century, has already been covered Ten million buildings are huge, and there is no good result, how can we do it.

He Ming took out the authentic works of the Great God Sakyamuni in the pistol box, and took more than a dozen clear pictures with the alien high-definition camera, ensuring that all of them were captured and perfect.

The two sisters of the Zhou family just took a look, and then paid attention to the changes in their appearance again. He Ming turned his head and warned his wife: "Honey, don't eat indiscriminately. Your sister has become younger and more beautiful. You have eaten the tree of life and are eating it. Your bobos are about to regenerate!"

"I hate it!" Zhou Qingyun said angrily, and looked at her sister again. Zhou Xuewei, who had a score of 100, turned into a score of 120, and she was so beautiful that she was inhuman.

Zhou Qingyun was very envious, Zhou Xuewei looked at herself in the mirror, it was very, very... She also fell in love with herself.

"Go, go, don't take my place."

He Ming squeezed away Zhou Xuewei's beautiful buttocks, and started typing with a lewd smile: "I want to say goodbye to everyone, although we have never met, we only know each other on the Internet. But in my heart, there will always be Everyone, before saying goodbye, as the saying goes, after darkness comes light, and after appreciating demons and ghosts, let me show you one of the greatest gods on this planet, Prince Gautama, who was born with one finger The sky, pointing to the ground with one hand, saying that the sky and the earth, I am the only one!"

"He is not the king of power, but he is among the poor. He is not the king, but he wants to become a Buddha. That's right, he is the Tathagata Buddha! Sakyamuni!"

"That's right, it's his authentic work!"

After He Ming finished typing, he put the photos together. Such things, the ancient Bayeux scriptures, and the indescribably beautiful Sanskrit, everyone was overwhelmed. A few minutes later, all major Buddhist forums and Buddhist websites appeared to repost this post. Tie, the speed is really amazing.

"Some people say, did Brother Abdominal go to hell to kill monsters? Did he get the authentic work of the Tathagata Buddha?"

"It's unbelievable. I have nothing to say. Brother Abdominal Muscle subdues Brother Di Taishan and Space Brother. He should be called Emperor Miracle."

"Better Fantastic Emperor! And Brother Devil! Forever Brother! Undefeated Brother!"

"I agree with Devil Brother! Top ++++++ fan!"

He Ming typed: "Okay, I'm leaving. I have nothing to say. The original Buddha work is sold at a high price, starting from one billion US dollars. Whether you sell it or not depends on your mood. After all, I also fell in love with this authentic work."

Zhou Qingyun and Zhou Xuewei were also attracted to them. Looking at the authentic works of Buddha, they kept praising them. Even Zhou's mother came over after hearing the news. She believed in Buddhism a little bit, although she couldn't understand Sanskrit, she kept chanting, Omitabha Buddha.

"Wife, do you want to go back to Songjiang with me? I have something to go back." He Ming said. Zhou Qingyun knew that he was going back to Songjiang, she discussed it with her mother and sister just now, and she decided not to go back.

He Ming put away the original Buddha work and put it back in the box. Amid Zhou Qingyun's reluctance, he went to Chai Ting's room to have a look. She was also very satisfied with the luxurious room. Before playing the game. Four puppies and three kittens were rolling on the pile of beef jerky, their stomachs full.

He Ming rubbed the little boy's face, he became much closer to He Ming, and rarely called him uncle.

"Okay, here is your New Year's money. Renminbi and US dollars are 10,000 each." He Ming took out the money, and the little boy saw so much money and a stack of dollars he had never seen before, his eyes widened and he immediately grabbed it. Looking through it endlessly.

His cute appearance made everyone laugh. He Ming said something to Chai Ting and said goodbye to Zhou's family. He got into the car of an inner guard and went directly to the airport. Coming out of the underground of the beer city, his security level has been improved again. The Zhou family already has an internal guard team of more than ten people, equipped with weapons.

In the car, He Ming stroked his chin and thought, how much can those cultural relics on military aircraft be sold for? Today's buzz is cool, right?

If He Ming is a little rational, he will know what kind of storm he caused, just like the Third World War started on the Internet. But even if the Erbi youth knew the result, he just picked his nose and said contemptuously: "Look at brother's post, follow the chairman, don't mess with the Huaxia people!"