Chapter 91 Orochi Brand Youth Water

He Ming woke up in pain, and the time was only 6:30, that is to say, he had slept for less than two hours, and felt that his energy was boundless, and he could no longer fall asleep. He was on the verge of tears and couldn't sleep in anymore. I just need to close my eyes and tell myself, I'm going to sleep, and he will sleep, and after one or two hours, all his energy will be restored.

Liu Xiaolian was still sleeping soundly, He Ming was envious and jealous, you can sleep late, brother won't be able to sleep. So He Ming went to help the little Yutu grow up obediently and quickly, Liu Xiaolian was angry and annoyed, and after a few minutes, He Ming was kicked out of bed.

He Ming sighed and spent half an hour sleepwalking in the bathtub, sitting on the toilet with a laptop and researching national affairs online. At 7:30, the freshly packed He Ming rushed out with an alien backpack on his back. The hotel gate, how did you get here, and how did you get out.

He Ming thought about it, what should he do today? Oh, by the way, he still has a bottle of duplicity, and he suddenly thought of a brilliant idea. Let the security guard of the hotel find a car first. The security guard is a young man from the southern province. He was very satisfied with this "high-paying" job. Unexpectedly, the new boss He Ming raised his salary again. He was either satisfied or proud.

So he flattered the new boss, Comrade He Ming, so much that he trembled when he opened the door. Before getting into the car, He Ming rewarded him several thousand RMB, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Work hard, the future of Songjiang belongs to you young people."

Seeing the young man waving excitedly in the rearview mirror, He Ming gave a chuckle, the driver shook his head and said, "Where are you going?"

"Where is the best breakfast in Songjiang, go there! Hurry up, and the fare will increase by five times!"

The driver was overjoyed when he heard the words, I love nouveau riche too! Kill me with money.

Looking back at He Ming, who was counting back and forth with a stack of RMB, he said happily, "Just go to Seafood Square, it's super delicious, and everyone in Alasongjiang likes it!"

He Ming came to Seafood Square in this way, and once he entered, he ordered all the dishes and served five servings of each dish. The waiter was dumbfounded when he heard that he was alone, and soon became even more dumbfounded. He Ming ate all the dishes, and there was almost enough food for a hundred people.

Swiping the card to pay, tipping wildly, and taking intimate photos of his fans, it's a pity, beautiful women are indeed precious resources, the waitresses here, and the female fans who came after hearing the news really make He Ming look enthusiastic and secretly despise , don't scare me, okay? Just had dinner!

He Ming ran away from the enthusiastic fans. He was different from many little white-faced stars who screamed when they fell into the crowd of fans. He would make the fans scream and rush out like an elephant.

I got into a taxi again, and after the car started, the driver asked again: "Where are you going?"

He Ming thought for a while, took out a digital high-definition video camera in his backpack, and said: "I want to find some women who have lost their feet. You understand. Especially if you are very old, it is best to be beautiful when you are young. Have you seen the money? Introduce me I am satisfied, and the five thousand yuan is yours."

The driver repeatedly looked at He Ming and his money in the rearview mirror. He forced a smile and said, "Okay, sir. There's no problem." I thought in my heart, if a hunk like God is going crazy, I'm going to die.

Ten minutes later, eight o'clock sharp.

He Ming got off the car in a dilapidated building, paid the money, and the driver drove away in a hurry, so anxious that he shouted: "Don't go, I still want to take the car!"

The taxi ran faster, rushed onto the road in a blink of an eye, and disappeared. He Ming sighed helplessly, who is it, why are you so anxious? Do not earn money?

He Ming went to this dilapidated building, which was built in the 1950s and 1960s. It had been in disrepair for a long time, and it was dilapidated everywhere. He Ming went straight to the roof and knocked on a door.

The driver introduced him to a top product, which was very beautiful when he was young, but now, of course, he is not beautiful.

He Ming knocked for a long time, but no one responded. He wondered if the driver lied to him? At this time, a woman's voice shouted: "Knock your fart early in the morning! Go home and knock your mother!"

He Ming said softly: "Excuse me? Is this Miss Chen's home? I'll make some deals first.

You know. "

"I understand you bastard, you go back to your mother, your mother understands!" The woman inside the door cursed.

He Ming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said softly, "Sister, please open the door."

Just finished speaking, the door opened, a middle-aged woman about forty years old opened the door, glaring at He Ming, He Ming directly took out 10,000 yuan, very good, he got the pass, the middle-aged woman turned her anger into a smile , looked at He Ming for a while, and his eyes became more joyful, "You want me? That's great, I haven't tried you to be so strong."

After talking about wanting to touch He Ming, it wasn't He Ming who prostituted her, it was he who paid the old woman to prostitute him.

He Ming stopped the old woman with a wry smile, and said, "Sister, you misunderstood me, I'm not that kind of person. I'm from a cosmetics company, and I want to ask you to shoot an advertisement."

The middle-aged woman in checkered pajamas was dumbfounded by the words, and it took a long time before she laughed and said, "Looking for me to shoot an advertisement? Hahahaha! You silly X is so funny, so funny! Hahahaha!" He Mingdu kept laughing. Saw her shriveled boobs boobs shake.

He Ming pretended to be sincere, and said with great enthusiasm: "That's right, Miss Chen Meizhu. Our company has heard about your name for a long time, and we know that you were beautiful when you were young, and there are many people who like you—"

Snapped! The middle-aged woman slapped He Ming, her face and eyes were very cold, He Ming thought to herself, what a shame, she touched her pain, as expected, the middle-aged woman Chen Meizhu said coldly: "Your skin is very hard and thick. Want to shoot commercials? It's best not to mention my youth. Do you understand? You don't understand, I educate you?"

He Ming nodded again and again, Chen Meizhu hooked her finger at the 10,000 RMB, He Ming hurriedly handed it over, Chen Meizhu checked the authenticity and found out that it was true. A look of joy flashed across his face, he raised his head and continued to speak coldly: "I can shoot your company's advertisement. 10,000 advertising fee? Are you hitting me in the face or your company's face?"

He Ming opened the backpack, and there were 40,000 RMB and 460,000 U.S. dollars in it. Chen Meizhu's eyes widened when she saw it, and she wanted to grab it, but she was He Ming's opponent. He Ming took out 40,000 yuan at once. Said: "A total of 50,000, the audience is not familiar with you, this is the price!"

"X, 50,000? Another 50,000 dollars! Otherwise, I won't do it, and the deposit will not be returned!"

Chen Meizhu hugged the 50,000 RMB tightly, and looked at the US dollars in the backpack. He Ming thought for a while, and it seemed that going abroad was impossible, and the US dollars were useless. He took out 50,000 dollars, held it in his hand, put his backpack back on his back, and said, "Okay! I'll give it after the shooting."

"You silly X is so cool! It's so cool!" The middle-aged woman was overjoyed, where did she get crazy early in the morning, and she was asked to shoot a commercial after giving 50,000 RMB and 50,000 US dollars? Hahahahahaha!

Chen Meizhu hurried to put on her best clothes, but He Ming stopped her and said, "No, you just need to wear a bra. This kind of dress is very lifelike and real. Don't put on makeup, don't wash your face, and don't have eye dropsy, yes, that's right. Want this kind of life! This is the state of this exhausted life!"

Chen Meizhu let out a cry, watching He Ming pick up a high-definition digital camera, and said: "After I started, you said: 'Life is so tiring, I think I am a beautiful woman and become an old woman. My husband also left me I went to find a beautiful woman. If God gives me a chance, I will say three words to God, give me back my youth!'!"

Chen Meizhu nodded, and said: "It's very simple. Wait, I will tell God that three words are wrong, it is four words."

He Ming thought for a while and said, "Yes, four words. Ready, let's start!"

At the beginning of filming, Chen Meizhu felt a little unnatural. She stammered and finished her lines. She didn't want He Ming to clap her hands after filming, "I just want this sense of reality! Now the audience's taste is to pursue reality, all beauties and handsome men are too So hypocritical! Reality doesn’t work like that! Awesome! So cool!”

Then He Mingxian took a lot of photos of Chen Meizhu with an alien camera, showing her old face, wrinkled skin and so on. He also ordered the lines for the next stage.

Then it entered the next stage. He Ming first fixed the high-definition camera and chose to shoot automatically after 30 seconds. Then he looked at his watch, took out the bottle of water, poured a little on his left hand, and saw that the time was 30 seconds. , the red light of the high-definition camera is on, indicating that it is shooting.

He Ming immediately made an exaggerated expression, and said to the camera: "God heard this woman's sad voice, so he sent me down, and saw that there was no water on my palm, just like oil and water. Don't underestimate it, Just a little bit, you will change from an old woman to a young girl. From then on, you don’t need any cosmetics anymore, just one swipe, and you will be beautiful forever. Please remember, Dashe Brand Youth Water, you deserve it! Especially as a beautiful woman!”

After all, He Ming asked Chen Meizhu to pick up the bottle of Master Kong, on which a few crooked characters were temporarily written with an ink pen, Big Snake Brand Youth Water, to help you stay young forever. There is only one copy in the world.

Chen Meizhu looked at the camera and looked at He Ming like a fool. In the end, holding the bottle to the lens of the camera, I don't know what to do. He Ming signaled her with his eyes: "Perform, say the lines."

Chen Meizhu's face was very sad. She swallowed a sip of water and tried to show a chrysanthemum-like smile, "Orochi...youth brand water, you deserve...to have it!"

"Very good!" He Ming said exaggeratedly to the camera: "Next is the critical moment, my brother with abs never disappoints. Watch it, keep your eyes wide open, a miracle is about to happen!"

After all, He Ming put his left hand on Chen Meizhu's face full of wrinkles and dark spots, and said to the camera: "A miracle happened, she is going to regain her youth. Now I am advertising, the amount of this miraculous youthful water is very small , Once you miss it, you will never have a chance! As long as the deposit is one million, book now on my Taobao website, remember not to buy fake products, remember, I am in Qianduba, hey, Brother Abab is the only one Genuine seller! Others are liars, I am not responsible for being cheated!"

He Ming smeared Chen Meizhu's face all over, and poured a little water, so that her skin was completely restored to the heyday of her youth, and an old woman instantly became a young girl.

He Ming was quite shocked, but pretended to be even more shocked, and said to the camera, "Have you seen it? It only takes one swipe to transform from an old woman to a young girl! That's it, change your life, change your appearance. It's an era when beauties call the wind and rain Here it comes again! Come, let's take a closer look at her."

He Ming picked up the digital high-definition camera and took a closer look. Sure enough, Chen Meizhu touched the face that was not uniform, and it became the best state of a young girl. old woman status.

Chen Meizhu tremblingly stroked her face, which was smooth and tender. She immediately looked in the mirror in the room, and immediately turned around and shouted: "What did you do? Come on, come on a little more!"

He Ming held up the digital high-definition shooting, and took half of his body into it. His expression continued to be exaggerated: "Did you see it, a miracle happened, this lady is crazy! But it is understandable, let me talk about the advertisement again, the Big Snake Brand Youth water—"

Before He Ming finished speaking, Chen Meizhu came up to snatch his inconsistency. He Ming was so amazing, he continued to shoot with one hand, and easily dealt with her with the other, and said in a low voice, "Do you still want money? Fifty thousand dollars?! Continue Shoot. Say the lines."

"Give me youth water!"

Chen Meizhu struggled to break free from He Ming's hand, so He Ming had no choice but to temporarily stop shooting. After fixing it, he continued to set the automatic shooting after 30 seconds, took the opportunity to pour some water, and of course put the Master Kong bottle back into his pocket in his hand.

When the red light came on, He Ming smiled and said: "The miracle is not over yet. Next, we will restore the other parts of this lady!" As he spoke, he wiped Chen Meizhu's cheeks with his hands that were not the same. Neck, arms, she immediately took off her pajamas, she wore a three-point style, and she also had to take off her bra. He Ming hurriedly stopped her, just joking.

After doing this, the old woman Chen Meizhu's aging and wrinkled skin recovered. Including the lower abdomen with layers of fat, the bra was deliberately untied, and the rough skin turned into a smooth, white and tender jade back with a light swipe.

He Ming's expression was exaggerated, and the acting skills of the Warner Bros. actor were beyond doubt: "Did you see it? Absolutely true, everything is real, it's a miracle! It's not fake! Pay attention to the Orochi brand youth water, thousands of degrees 'Hey, brother abs' is The only seller, the only limited edition in the world, once you miss it, you won’t be able to buy it! If you want Dashe brand youth water, please auction it on my Taobao website. Those who get it can restore the face and any part to the best time of youth. Always beautiful! Once you have it, you don't need other cosmetics!"

As he said that, He Ming also took the camera and compared Chen Meizhu's body, from an old woman to a young girl, but the inconsistency turned out to be the inconsistency, only the appearance was restored, although Chen Meizhu's eyes were excited , but very weak and old. This is caused by her past life, which shows that her health is very bad.

He Ming deliberately didn't take pictures of the eyes, and specially took pictures of the best recovered places, and then ended. After watching the shooting process, it was very exciting!

He Ming dropped $50,000, picked up a digital high-definition camera, and was about to leave. Chen Meizhu looked at her whole body and said, "I haven't touched my butt, breasts, or toes!"

He Ming picks his nose, and I wipe your toes, buttocks, and dry buns? Thinking well, He Ming quickly walked to the door, opened the door, turned around and said, "It's the advertising time just now, and now you want to use the Orochi brand youth water, that's right, pay for it."

"I fuck you!" Chen Meizhu shouted angrily.

He Ming walked out the door, turned back and said, "Thank you for being willing to fuck me. But I accept your wish, see you next time!" After finishing speaking, he left in a hurry. It was basically impossible for Chen Meizhu to chase him, after all, he was A monster with 8.23 ​​seconds for 100 meters, she is 18.23 seconds for 100 meters...

Chen Meizhu closed the door and looked at the 50,000 RMB and 50,000 US dollars. She wanted to cry for a moment, and then she immediately tidied up. With this money and the youthful beauty that returned to her body, she can bid farewell to this place and start a new life.

He Ming left here at high speed, rushed into a small shabby Internet cafe nearby, turned on a computer, uploaded the video, and promoted it through the account of Hey, Brother Abdominal.

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