Chapter 62

Picking up the Qin Dynasty Golden Seal, He Ming smiled and said: "This is a good start." He began to lower his body to look at the case, because the glasses showed that there was a blue light under the case, and there was a green light, and he looked down. As soon as you detect it, you get the news.

Blu-ray level, Qin Dynasty Bamboo Slips, worth 20. It records some secrets, however, you'd better not touch it.

What's the meaning? Can't touch it, He Ming doesn't understand, is it dangerous? So I found a broken wooden leg of a wooden leopard and touched the bamboo slips.

He Ming hesitated for a moment, and threw the wooden leopard legs directly on the bamboo slips. The person who destroyed the bamboo slips of Qin Dynasty was not me but the leopard. In order to protect the cultural relics, I was jealous and tore off the feet of this idiot. down!

Yes, exactly! He Ming has already thought of how to face the expert's inquiry. He bypassed the case table, because of Qin Chao’s stuff, so even the furniture at that time has turned into green light now, but He Ming is not a fool, he took out a piece of wood and said, buddy buddy, Qin Chao’s furniture is one hundred million sold to you. They answered affirmatively, brother, brother, I want a million coins! You can go back and burn it to your Qin Dynasty ancestors.

There is a chair on the other side of the table, but He Ming knows that it is absolutely impossible to be a chair, because he has studied history and knows that chairs became popular only in the Tang Dynasty. When the glasses detected it, it was a bamboo bed. Unfortunately, after more than two thousand years, half of the bed had rotted away and degenerated into a chair.

He Ming ignored the green light from the rotten bed, knowing that if he touched it, he would fall apart and turn into white light, let alone carry it out, and behave like the ape Taishan in the middle of the mountain. When he landed, the ashes on his shoulders were gone.

He Ming leaned down again, held his breath, and went to look at a few bamboo slips beside a rotten bed. He could think of a time when an otaku from the Qin Dynasty finished reading a novel and threw it on the ground just like modern people. It is not a concrete floor, so weeds grow wildly, engulfing the bamboo slips, and the communication between the soul and the flesh is carried out.

Sure enough, it was still an untouchable bamboo slip. He Ming turned to the next blue light. He found a piece of pottery from the Qin Dynasty by the lake, which was still intact. A piece of blue light instantly turned into white light.

your dad! He Ming saw that there was still a piece of black and red pottery in his hand, without thinking about it, he hit a water float, and the piece rotated on the water surface and quickly turned into smaller pieces. He Ming smiled, it is really beautiful, absolutely beautiful up.

At this time, after eleven o'clock, Xue Hu called and asked him when he would arrive. They were all at the top of Mount Tai, Yuhuangding. He Ming said that he would be there soon, so he quickly searched for treasures in this blessed place. This blessed place was more like a big bedroom for a person. He threw things around randomly, some bamboo slips covered with weeds, a few pieces of cracked pottery, He Ming I didn't find anything as valuable as Qin Chao's Jinxi just now, and seeing that time was running short, I ran directly to the place where the red light was the brightest. That's right, it was the luminous tree.

He Ming walked quickly to this big tree, finally about to eat a big piece of fat, he smiled, wondering what is so magical about this tree. While detecting and observing with magic glasses, look up and down.

This is a strange tree with cyan texture, fine and texture, just like the texture of metal, when He Ming hit it with his fist, it was really hard.

There is a faint light on the surface of the tree, so in the dark night, it is so handsome and conspicuous like a firefly in the dark night.

But the tree is definitely still a tree. He Ming saw a lot of bird nests on the tree. He also saw a lot of bird nests in the cave just now, and this tree is the golden area in the cave, just like the inner ring and middle ring of Songjiang, so it attracts the love of birds. , Once you have it, you don't want anything else.

There are also a large number of ants making nests on the tree, and the devil knows what the ants eat for a living.

He Ming thought, no wonder when he hit the mountain wall just now,

A flock of birds flew up, and it turned out that the old nest was here!

The news about the glasses came out.

Congratulations on discovering the red light level, the legendary thing, the jujube tree.

Its existence cannot be examined. Its fruit is as big as a melon and appears once every three or four years. With the effect of thoroughly cleaning up human viruses, it can improve gastrointestinal function and restore aging gastrointestinal function. The stomach is the first aging part of the human body, so its fruit is particularly effective for the aging stomach.

Those who take it can also increase their constitution +5, and have a certain ability to restore cell vitality.

It is a pity that it is occupied by birds, and its fruit has long since been eaten.

You have two options. This tree is mutated and has a spirit, which is very rare. It has powerful powers to ward off evil spirits, exorcise ghosts, and kill ghosts and ghosts. You can dig out its best heart, and it will die. The second option, you can take the branches and make them into wooden swords, bracelets, toys, pillows, statues, etc., all of which have the effect of exorcising evil spirits.

Strongly note that this jujube tree has incredible spiritual power, so if you kill it, you will be hated by nature. If you don't want bad luck, it's best to pick up its dry branches and piss and shit to pay tribute to it and provide nutrition.

On top of the shit, the birds do a great job.

After reading the message, He Ming looked up, and sure enough, there were a lot of bird droppings on the branches and leaves above. Fortunately, he didn't shake the big tree, so he would definitely become a bird droppings man.

Thanks, right? Good friend, let me let you know what is called a macho, and what is called human urine is the most nutritious.

He Minggang took out his little brother and was about to donate nutrition, but his eyes rolled, he must be sincere. First he opened the mineral water in his backpack, drank half of it, and ate beef jerky. At this time, he was still looking around for any treasures he had missed. He really found a blue light in a pile of weeds. At first glance, it is a piece of jade wall from the Qin Dynasty, worth 50.

Good thing, good thing, He Ming happily put it away, turned around a few more times, finally found nothing, went back to the big tree, took out his little brother again and said: "Tree, let me catch it!"

This time peeing was extremely enjoyable, and He Ming had the pleasure of helping each of the red light spiritual trees. His impact was so large and fierce that bird feces fell down one after another. However, He Ming deliberately stood a few meters away to pee. Now it is terrifying to be able to pee five or six meters against the wind, which is caused by extremely developed and even mutated reproductive organs.

After urinating, He Ming ordered a red panda to continue feeding the tree with more advanced nutrition. He purposely squatted by the root of the tree, ready to serve. There is no book to read now, so He Ming took out the Qin Dynasty Golden Seal and admired it non-stop. This golden seal is peculiarly made, the size of a palm, after all, it is a thing of the Qin Dynasty, and spent a long time in weeds and rotten wooden boxes, so the color is dull, mottled, and has a strong sense of historical vicissitudes.

He Ming knew it was a good thing, but without Huaisu's calligraphy, the top-quality Jade Buddha, his first top-quality porcelain was beautiful, but it must be very valuable. At this time, He Ming accidentally found a faint blue light in the small lake in front of him. Is there something in the lake?

He Ming immediately stripped naked at an indescribable speed, so he wore glasses, and his whole body went naked into the water.

He Ming took a deep breath and dived into the water. He can dive for more than 10 minutes now, and it takes a few minutes to find out the lake.

The water quality in the lake is very turbid, there are aquatic plants, small fish and shrimps everywhere, because the life energy in this place is too high, so the lake is full of microorganisms, microorganisms are the starting point of the food chain, so the small fish and shrimps that eat microorganisms There are so many of them, they are so densely packed among the aquatic plants, multiplying in large numbers, it reminds He Ming of the crayfish in the night market.

But these microbe-eating shrimps are really small, about the size of a grain of rice.

He Ming rushed down and swam towards the blue light. The toad kung fu made his thighs extremely strong, so He Ming only took a few seconds, faster than climbing a mountain wall, to reach the bottom of the lake.

There is everything in the lake, but everything is rotten and broken, such as pottery, bamboo slips, and even a bronze vessel the size of a toilet. Just as He Ming wanted to say he was rich, he took the bronze vessel and it was broken into several pieces in the water. Then a prawn swam out, it despised He Ming for destroying his home, and ran away.

He Ming didn't give up, and continued to look for the next blue light. He really found out. He found a lot of copper coins and some metal ingots in the lake. After looking at it, he stomped his feet in the water and was furious. It was copper ingots! It rotted into an empty shelf!

He Ming is not discouraged, he knows that good things need patience to discover. He swam back and forth twice in the lake, looked all over, and found nothing.

In the end, I had no choice but to give up. I didn't have time, so I went ashore, continued to offer nutrition, and then took a branch and left.

He Ming continued to prepare the tuba, looking for dry branches to pick up. At this time, He Ming saw blue light again, which came from the mountain wall above his head. He Ming ran over and swam up the mountain wall without saying a word. , looking closely at the blue light, there is a shriveled jujube in a crack in the mountain wall. It can be seen that it is particularly large when it is plump, because it is the size of a baseball when it is shriveled.

He Ming quickly took it and scanned it with his glasses. It was very funny that he was naked and stuck on the mountain wall. The news about the glasses came out.

Blu-ray grade, Lingzao, worth 50.

It was once fiercely fought over by birds, causing it to fall into a crevice of a mountain, and no bird could get it.

Eat it and you will get constitution +4 and restore some vitality. And your gastrointestinal function will be strengthened, eliminating a lot of human toxins.

It's so cool, I finally ate Lingzao, only one can enjoy it by myself! The greedy He Ming directly stuffed the jujube into his mouth without washing it, for fear of washing away the precious energy. I also took a special look at the nearby mountain walls to see if there were any fish that slipped through the net.

No, this is precious and the only fish that slipped through the net, because the jujube that fell into the lake could not have survived, and was eaten up by fish and prawns.

He Ming came down triumphantly, continued to go to the tuba, and was still chewing this precious jujube in his mouth, it was so sweet that he even crushed the jujube pit and swallowed it. Immediately, He Ming felt the most refreshing feeling in his life excretion.

Oh oh oh! He felt hot all over and felt a lot of unpleasant things. He pulled them all at once. The scene was more spectacular than the biggest cow dung. He Ming was speechless for a while, only to realize that he forgot to bring a camera!

Miscalculation, He Ming thought, I will definitely come here tomorrow, maybe wait a while, at that time, I have to take a camera with me, I must take pictures of this huge pile of shit, and put it on the Internet, it will definitely help many people with excretion problems

He Ming got dressed, it was already 11:12, Xue Hu turned on the phone again, time was running out. He hurriedly found a broken and dry branch more than one meter long, tore it off, put it in his backpack, and said in his mouth: "Tree God, tree god, this dry branch is useless for you, I took it away. .Then you can enjoy the large-sized food slowly, and the younger brother will take a step first."

After He Ming finished speaking, he looked at the mechanical leopards who were still moving and struggling. They were still "alive". I think Liu Dami would not be disappointed when he saw them. He Ming rushed back to the passage, picked up a huge wild Polygonum multiflorum the size of a truck tire, and after a run-up, he rushed out of the waterfall and fell directly.

Sure enough, as soon as he touched the mountain wall, he swam up like a gecko, made a thrilling jump between peaks, returned to the original place, and rushed all the way to the Jade Emperor Peak. After seven or eight minutes, he came to the top of the mountain. Under the top of the Jade Emperor, all the way up the stone steps, Xue Hu and a large group of soldiers, including his three subordinates, Master Lin Jiusong, were all waiting.

"I'm here!" As soon as He Ming finished speaking, he rushed in front of Xue Hu and the others. It is night now, so everyone just saw a person carrying a huge thing up, and when they got closer, they found that it was He Ming, who was carrying a huge and strange plant root.

"This is Polygonum multiflorum?" Lin Jiusong went up to take a closer look, and was surprised by his knowledge and knowledge, and said: "There is such a big Polygonum multiflorum, it is about to become fine!"

He Ming smiled and said: "It's so-so, this is a good thing. It can replenish a lot of blood and strengthen your physique. The wild best!" He Ming was surprised when he saw Xue Hu's nose and blue eyes were swollen, and his hands were tied up with plaster Said: "What's the matter with you, you were surrounded and beaten? No way, someone else dared to beat you?" As soon as the words came out, the soldiers, including Murong Ying and the other three, secretly laughed, and Lin Jiusong also turned his face and lowered his face. Laughed out loud. Xue Hu's face was blue and purple, and he said angrily: "It's not because of you, you said it's easy to climb the mountain wall after practicing Ha Toad Kung Fu. I tried it, but I fell from more than ten meters. Broken!"

He Ming picked his nose and said, "I'm not wrong, I'll give you a show." He Ming picked up the huge piece of Polygonum multiflorum, and jumped like flying on the steep terrain near Yuhuangding. Like a gecko, everyone was dumbfounded. Within a few minutes, He Ming rushed back, dropped the Polygonum multiflorum and said, "Look, it's quite easy for me to carry a Polygonum multiflorum weighing more than 50 kilograms. Let's go, let's practice." After that, he took the lead and walked into Yuhuangding by himself. This place has been temporarily requisitioned by the military, and it is densely packed with soldiers.

Xue Hu, who was following behind, snorted, and said, "It doesn't count here, it needs a straight and steep mountain wall!"

He Ming doesn't care about him, he doesn't eat the inner alchemy, he is also stronger than Xue Hu, so Xue Hu can't blame him for falling, it's just a matter of strength, because strength, reaction, speed, explosive power, sensitive senses, physical strength, etc. are all greatly surpassed. Xue Hu.

"Hello comrades!"

"Hi sir!"

"Today we met at the highest place of Mount Tai, and we are going to practice Hama Kungfu again! God bless you, the moon is so big, I think many people will succeed today! First of all, I wish everyone success soon, Yin and Yang will be happy!"

After saying the opening speech every day, He Ming changed the loose pants in his backpack, started to practice Hama Gong after binge eating Viagra, Xue Hu suspected that he had a high success rate by his side, so he specially arranged elite soldiers from the First Military Region to He Ming Ming's side, provoked the dissatisfaction of several soldiers from other military regions, and strongly protested Colonel Xue Hu's hilltopism, only taking care of his own people!

Xue Hu pretended to be practicing toad kungfu, but he didn't hear it. He came a few times to shatter the plaster, and said with a smile: "The arm is ready, the magic is amazing! Hou Feng, you boy, look at my face, why don't you see me?" That's it."

Hou Feng glanced at it, and said: "Chief, your handsome face has recovered, and you are facing the wind again, chic and handsome!"

"Well said." Xue Hu praised.

This time, after more than 40 points of Ha Toad Kung Fu practice, seven or eight elite fighters succeeded, and among the fighters who were close to He Ming, three of them succeeded. Xue Hu really secretly admired his genius idea, but was surrounded by people from several military regions and despised him.

"What do you want to do? I'm a senior colonel! I'm the leader of Ha Toad Gong He Ming's practice team! Your leader, your leader! You have a higher rank than me, and you must obey my arrangement. If you don't accept it, go find someone above!" Xue Xue With the tiger on his hips, someone from several military regions said: "It's so unfair to keep your people next to Lieutenant Colonel He Ming! We have too few successful people!"

"Fair? Hahaha! Tell me to be fair. Come, come, let's compete. If you beat me, I, the captain, will let you do it." Xue Hu knew that very few of them succeeded, and their skills were lower than his own. , so I have no fear, and I will eat them.

"Okay, everyone, don't be angry, it will definitely succeed. How about this, practice tomorrow night, and each military region will send a few people to my side." He Ming came over to separate them, and said comfortingly, everyone dispersed in satisfaction, Chief He Ming is still fair!

The soldiers went down one after another. He Ming and Xue Hu walked together, talking and going down the mountain. He Ming was very busy, and he could only chat with Xue Hu during this time. Xue Hu said: "He Ming, we have military training missions every year, and each military region has to compete. We have always been number one. If people from other military regions succeed too much, we will not be able to maintain the number one!"

He Mingdao: "It's just a false name. By the way, my gun certificate and military officer certificate. Give it to me quickly."

Xue Hu said: "The honor of being the number one in the army, you will have a bright face when you go out! Your gun certificate and military officer certificate are all in the temporary military base at the foot of the mountain. You have to choose weapons first, see what you like, and then I issued you a gun license and a military ID. By the way, what did you do? The best weapons are shipped here, pistols, automatic rifles, submachine guns, and even machine guns. Are you really the grandson of the chairman? Yes Yes, we still have an important task, I will tell you later."

"You are the chairman's grandson!" He Ming was speechless, but he still really looked forward to shooting wildly later!

Men love to shoot guns, if you don't have a real gun, you have to masturbate!

All the way down with Xue Hu, Xue Hu asked Ha Mogong about climbing the mountain wall, and also asked about the general's uniform, saying that he was still very handsome. He Ming replied that he helped the chairman, but the higher authorities asked for confidentiality. He also asked about Xue Hu and Zhou Xuewei, Xue Hu rarely blushed, and said that he and Zhou Xuewei ran all over the city today, went shopping together, looked at the house, and went to the jewelry company to change the setting for the blue diamond.

He Mingdao: "Oh, it seems that she treats you as a free porter and bodyguard."

Xue Hu said: "No! This is a sexual object, developing feelings!"

He Ming picked his nose and said, "Be careful, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will play tricks on men. By the way, where is my black Hummer H1, have you driven it yet? Don't try to renege on it."

Xue Hu smiled and said, "I brought it here, but Xuewei drove it away. She said, what's yours is hers."

He Ming said angrily: "What? I'll fuck you! Zhou Xuewei is married to you, but mine is not yours? What logic."

Xue Hu looked at He Ming proudly, and finally got some back. At this time, Lin Jiusong who was walking beside him suddenly said, "He Ming, can you sell me some of your Polygonum multiflorum, I want to take it back for the elderly at home. Because it is so big The wild effect must be very good."

He Mingdao: "Boss Lin, what's the relationship between us? Come on, I'll share ten kilograms with you. You need to eat more than 5 kilograms of this thing to have a lot of effect. It's not good to eat separately." He Ming asked Xue Hu for The sharp dagger cut it.

Xue Hu said helplessly: "I showed off to Yingjun today, but he borrowed it. I only have a saber."

He Ming took a saber, cut a fleece-flower root more than ten kilograms and handed it to Lin Jiusong. Lin Jiusong gratefully took it and said that he would give money. How could He Ming affect his feelings because of a small amount of money? Opportunity. Lin Jiusong was very happy, he got a good thing, and he knew that He Ming's things must be good things. Because I have practiced Ha Toad Gong twice, my strength has greatly increased, my physique has become stronger, and my energy is boundless. I can carry a Polygonum multiflorum over 10 kilograms, and I can see clearly on the dark mountain road and walk like flying. There is also the little brother below, who is showing off his power. Fortunately, his wife is in the big hotel in the city. Don't think about it like yesterday. If you want to go to the bathroom to start a fire, there is also a soldier accompanying you. It is really painful.

He Ming went down the mountain, bid farewell to Lin Jiusong, got into the military vehicle, and the military vehicles left separately, because they all came from different military regions, and they got together every day to practice Hama Gong, so they also exchanged a lot of military region news, such as So-and-so hit his younger brother with a cannon and became impotent, which made everyone laugh wildly.

He Ming got off the car in front of a row of bungalows in a remote area, and the soldiers saluted He Ming and others. Xue Hu and others took He Ming to an abandoned warehouse, temporarily set up bright lights, and piled up rows of weapons.

"You can play whatever you like. Take what you like and make it into a gun. This is the pistol area, soundproof, and shoot whatever you want. We will go to the automatic rifle area later."

awesome! He Ming hurried over, and there were various pistols piled up on a row of boxes. He first picked up the latest domestic Red Star pistol, loaded it with a magazine, and shot at a target 10 meters away.

For He Ming, the recoil is almost non-existent, and he can shoot as he pleases.

"It's cool, it's cool, it's cool." He Ming laughed loudly, continued to load the magazine, and picked up another gun. It was even more enjoyable to fire the two guns.

Xue Hu behind him was discussing something with a white-haired expert. Three of He Ming's subordinates got together to talk, and He Ming was the only one who opened fire casually. It was really cool. He remembered the shooting posture in many movies, kept learning, and fired!