Chapter 55 Tarzan

At two o'clock in the afternoon, He Ming was lying on the bed with a pink high-end notebook placed on his devil's abs. There is a video chat going on inside, the object is dear second sister He Fang, she winks at the other end, while typing, talking about adulterers and adulterers, or dear Xiaoyun, come and kiss, next time you will be happy with others.

Zhou Qingyun smiled coquettishly, the loose shirt that He Ming was wearing had already been worn on her body, this was He Ming's purpose to prevent his wife from being exposed and being recorded in case a hacker invaded his computer.

Zhou Qingyun chatted happily with her second sister, He Fang. While typing, she said: "Sister Fangfang said that the passport is ready, when is she going to travel abroad? Is the first stop going to the Maldives? It's great!"

He Ming played with Zhou Qingyun's long hair with his fingers, it was very silky, but there were many lumps formed in some places, especially the forehead, which was caused by spraying a lot of milk on it, "I could go abroad tomorrow, but now my mother-in-law is still there." It takes time to get a passport for my sister-in-law. So we have to wait a few days before leaving!"

Zhou Qingyun said happily: "Our whole family is going? That's great. But what about Ah Wu?"

"Three-headed dog? It's very simple. Move to my mansion in Malan Mountain. The scenery is good, and the dog can run all over the mountain. My mother has already found a servant, a driver, a cook, and a housekeeper to take care of them. That's it!"

Zhou Qingyun said: "Our whole family will move there?"

He Mingdao: "It depends on the choice of the mother-in-law. She has three choices, live alone or find a man. The second choice is to live with us, which is also lively. The third choice is that your sister is married Live with her. Isn't it very simple."

Zhou Qingyun's eyes lit up, and she said, "Husband, you are so smart! You immediately thought of my mother's matter!"

He Ming found out that his mother-in-law and Zhou Xuewei hadn't come back after two o'clock, and asked, "What are the mother-in-law and the others doing? Call and ask."

"Well, let me make a call." Zhou Qingyun made a phone call, talked for a while, hung up the phone, and said: "My mother and sister are shopping and looking at houses. I asked them to do passports. Traveling abroad is also very fun. And my sister said, husband, you are really not human, they didn’t sleep yesterday, they kept hearing it! I hate it, I’m so shy!” Saying this, she hugged He Ming and scolded him, and He Ming took the opportunity to eat Tofu, the second sister He Fang saw it through the video header, and frantically sent a message: "Brother, don't touch my Xiaoyun."

"Dogs and men, don't make out, I'm still a big girl!"

He Ming made a grimace at the second sister He Fang, who threatened him with clenched fists, and even typed to ask him to prepare a big diamond, otherwise he would die!

He Ming smiled smugly, arrogantly facing the video, and continued to enjoy the world of two with Zhou Qingyun, making the single second sister He Fang envious and jealous.

But He Ming stayed for a short time. There must be many treasures near Mount Tai. He found the red egg, which changed the chairman's body and greatly affected the world. Moreover, the chairman also ordered him to continue to find more treasures and save them. Those old generals and veteran cadres who follow the chairman.

So He Ming said: "My wife, I haven't been to Mount Tai yet, you continue to surf the Internet, and I will go to Mount Tai for a stroll."

"No, no, no, no." Zhou Qingyun strongly objected, "Honey, I want to be with you. Why don't you accompany me online~"

He Mingdao: "Staying with you, a beautiful woman, I'm going to be impulsive again!" As he spoke, he stretched his abdominal muscles, it turned out that the beautiful woman was in his arms, and the little brother was always showing off.

Zhou Qingyun coquettishly said: "My husband, let me help you fly the plane. As long as you stay with me!"

He Ming smiled wryly and said, "No, no, if this continues, I'll be wasting my life on the bed today. You can go out with me. We just happen to have a look at Mount Tai together."

Zhou Qingyun nodded and said yes, and sent a message to her second sister, He Fang, saying that she was going to go out to see Mount Tai. When we talked at night, her second sister, He Fang, also begged her not to leave her alone.

Of course Zhou Qingyun chose to go with He Ming, and He Ming made a face at the head of the video, and the angry second sister raised a delicate white finger in the video, which was the middle finger.

It only took He Ming more than ten seconds to put on the original Versace men's clothing, and then admired Zhou Qingyun, who is tall and has a pair of beautiful legs, choosing clothes.

She only wore her own shirt just now, and nothing else. He Ming fascinatedly admired Zhou Qingyun's process of choosing clothes, which made the beauty coquettish.

More than ten minutes later, Zhou Qingyun had just chosen her clothes, looked in the mirror, smelled her arms and thighs, stomped her feet and said, "Husband, you have too much milk! I'm dry and sprayed it on my hair. It's all lumped together, what should I do?"

He Ming shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's so good. It's cosmetic. Drinking it can also increase your energy. There is only one brave monster like me in the world, and he belongs to you! The solution is very simple, just take a bath."

Zhou Qingyun put on another set of clothes, put the clothes to be selected into a bag, and said: "I can't take a bath at home, so I have to find a hotel to take a bath first."

The two left the bedroom, and Zhou Qingyun took a deep breath of air: "The air is much fresher, and I feel that my energy has also become stronger. Is my husband a god? I really feel better after drinking that."

He Ming knew that this was the reason for his inner alchemy, which caused his milk to be rich in life energy. Zhou Qingyun drank so much again, it was like a person who drank a lot of tonics, and his body naturally improved. The utility is huge.

Zhou Qingyun walked to the compound first, and found that the three wolfhounds were lying on the ground like dead dogs with round stomachs. There were still a few bags of unfinished cooked beef, sauced beef, roast chicken and roast duck, and so on. I couldn't help laughing, stroking the three-headed wolfhound's stomach, and said to be restrained, don't be bloated to death!

He Ming was on the side, touched his chin and said: "Humans and animals have two natures, food and sex, so the three stupid dogs will not be restrained, otherwise they will become smart." He Ming put on his glasses to see it yesterday The three big wolfhounds are all white light, they are all stupid dogs! Then, the two came to the nearest hotel and opened a room. The first thing they did when they stayed in was to take a shower. He Ming also had a smell on his body. The smell of sweat from yesterday made Zhou Qingyun obsessed, but she couldn't go out like this.

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The two were lying in the bathtub together, their bodies clinging tightly, and He Ming lost control again, and he went up and down, enjoying the joy of brotherhood. Zhou Qingyun washed her hair wholeheartedly, regardless of He Ming's evil hands, only occasionally panting and begging.

He Ming also smiled wryly, but he couldn't control himself. Like many people say, they talk about abstinence during the day and fly a plane at night. What's more, he has a superhuman physique and energy, which is what any emperor and any man can only dream of.

Don't you see, almost all men have money, and they have to pursue the secret recipe of strengthening yang, but crazy swimming, running, cruel exercise, day after day, year after year, will have a powerful body, which is stronger than any medicine. Healthy, but how many people do this?

Diligence and laziness are both human instincts, and only those who restrain their instincts can obtain extraordinary bodies or achievements. The reason why elites are rare is precisely because the road to success is too difficult.

Obtaining money and power may be very simple. Relying on luck, relying on parents, you can get it without your own strength, but your body is not good enough. Only by persisting every day and exercising tenaciously can you become stronger.

And the greatness of the toad is that it goes directly to the sky in one step, which is in line with the idea of ​​modern people, or all human beings, that they can obtain great strength without cruel training. Therefore, He Ming finally figured out why the founding emperor, Mr. Chairman, summoned him. Boss Lin Jiusong is willing to pay 100 million US dollars for this kind of power.

It's really troublesome, the influence is getting bigger and bigger, He Ming thought, but I don't care about him, Lao Tzu is just an ordinary person, a small person, a Huashan Mountain is not a group, you have seen that Huashan Mountain is not concerned about the country and the people, with a heart The world, with a vicissitudes of life on his face, said: "The Manchus have entered the customs! Wake up, people of the Chinese nation!"

After finally washing her hair, Zhou Qingyun began to compete with He Ming's magic hand again, washing herself and clapping the magic hand at the same time. Fortunately, He Ming tried his best to restrain himself, knowing that if he continued to play, he would not have to go to Mount Tai, so let's go to bed after washing.

The two left the hotel and took a car to Tianzhu Peak of Mount Tai.

In this world, Mr. Chairman, the founding emperor of China, is like a time traveler. He opened up after the founding of the country and specialized in being a big country. If you have milk, you are a mother. You encourage fertility and protect nature. You never make mistakes, let alone be like other people.

Like the emperor, after the founding of the country, he became a hero, but pushed the country to nationalization. Therefore, he is known as the greatest founding emperor in the past five thousand years, and he made the Chinese nation get rid of the chaotic cycle and completely modernize.

Therefore, without mentioning the storm and conjectures caused by He Ming's acquisition of the chairman's general's uniform, let's talk about the truth in the subtleties. Today, on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, tourists can be seen everywhere on Tianzhu Peak, which is the least crowded place in Mount Tai. They are basically all-day tourists. The group of people playing in mountains and rivers are either rich in wealth, or they overdraw their future wealth like people in advanced western countries.

After all, in this country, welfare is still very good, and education, medical care and housing are basically not a problem. There is really no cure for uremia like Lao Lin’s wife, and they still have to charge high fees. After all, the economy is developed, and it costs more than a million to buy a kidney. To go to Medicaid, a kidney transplant also needs a lot of money.

He Ming had already put on his glasses, and led Zhou Qingyun to watch as he walked. Zhou Qingyun kept taking pictures with her high-end camera. Today, it also made a contribution. It took a picture of the Generalissimo's uniform, which caused a storm.

While admiring the scenery of Tianzhu Peak, those strange stones and ancient pines, the sea of ​​clouds and clear springs, He Ming carefully scanned and inspected the treasures. The two walked higher and higher, and at the end, Zhou Qingyun was tired and asked He Ming to carry her on her back. He Ming looked at her helplessly.

He was wearing a short skirt and stockings with his wife, which was very sexy, but when he put it on his back, he was seen by the tourists behind him. I had no choice but to hug my wife, Zhou Qingyun hooked his neck, and whispered happily in his ear, He Ming didn't care to listen to the content,

I keep looking around, shit, I don't see a single green light!

Looking from a distance, unless it is a red light that is soaring into the sky, you can't see even a small red light, such as Huai Su's calligraphy.

Halfway up the mountain, there are some buildings, and there are many small stalls of various barbecue foods. After all, everyone has exhausted a lot of energy here, and they have an appetite, so they just have something to eat.

Zhou Qingyun yelled in He Ming's arms: "Husband, I want to eat grilled squid and steak with sauce!" He Ming hurried to a barbecue stall, looked at the business license, and felt relieved knowing that he was an official stall Ordered a lot of BBQ squid, beef balls, BBQ steak and more.

Because China in this world is a legal society, there are no urban management, and it is impossible to have one. However, in order to ensure the health of the food, a business license is required as long as the food is sold. If it is fake or harmful, it will be severely prosecuted by the law. Generally speaking, as many people are involved in the production of poisonous food, as many people will be held accountable, less than three years and more than ten years, and severely imprisoned for hundreds of years, it is basically impossible to come out.

This is in the Mount Tai Scenic Area, where prices are one-third higher than in the city. A grilled squid costs 30 yuan, and He Ming ordered thousands of yuan.

The table in front of He Ming was quickly filled with all kinds of barbecues and more than ten bottles of drinks. Zhou Qingyun was satisfied with eating. He Ming couldn't sit still, so he took a lot of barbecues and came to the edge of the cliff, wanting to watch BBQ with a view.

Of course it is dangerous on the edge of the cliff, so there is a fence and a sign with red characters on it: Do not cross, the cliff is dangerous.

He Ming didn't care about it, just climbed over the fence, and sat on the edge of the cliff eating grilled squid with seafood sauce. He thought it was delicious and the scenery was wonderful.

Zhou Qingyun was eating a beef ball slowly. She had a small stomach, so she was full quickly, and it was so beautiful that the middle-aged male stall owner who was grilling for her was a little flustered. Many passing male tourists peeped at her, and pretended to take pictures of the scenery, and took her in. Many female tourists were also shocked by the blue diamond ring and the pigeon blood ruby ​​in Zhou Qingyun's hands, which were priceless.

Zhou Qingyun has encountered such things a lot since she was a child, and she is used to it. This is the inevitable effect of beauty. She swallowed a beef ball and licked her red lips, making the male tourist who quietly noticed her feel very sexy. At this moment, she realized that He Ming had gone. Looking around, He Ming was actually sitting on the edge of a cliff .

Zhou Qingyun's face paled immediately, and she ran over and shouted, "Husband, what are you doing? It's too dangerous! Come here quickly! Don't scare me."

He Ming was startled by Zhou Qingyun's panicked voice, looked back at her pale face, and immediately explained: "It's nothing, my wife, I won't fall. I'm very strong now, you can see that my hand can penetrate Into the stone! The stone is like clay to me, how can I fall!"

As He Ming said, he stuck his hand into the stone. Before taking the inner alchemy, he used his hands to dig the soil very quickly. Now he can dig the stone with his hands. In the heart of the capital, in the chairman's garden, He Ming has no tools, so Didn't you dig out the hard granite lion's body with your hands?

Zhou Qingyun's face turned pale, and she even called for He Ming to come over, but He Ming shrugged and wanted to go back. At this time, he saw a flash of light under his eyelids, so he hurried out to have a look, and there was a blue light object on the cliff five or six meters away below.

He Ming was very happy when he finally found something good. He likes the surprise of finding a treasure the most, but his wife is so worried, what can he do.

With a bitter face, He Ming said to Zhou Qingyun: "Honey, I saw something good down there, don't panic, I'll go down once!" After finishing speaking, he climbed down.

"Ah——" Zhou Qingyun turned pale with fright, threw away the LV bag in her hand, stepped forward to step over the fence, and leaned over the edge of the cliff to take a look, regardless of the beautiful buttocks being seen because of this, she was very happy.

Seeing that He Ming was relaxed, holding a lot of grilled squid in his hand, like a big gecko, he quickly climbed down four meters and caught something, then raised his head and smiled: "Honey, it's easy, don't you think?" , don’t worry.” He crawled up and down as he spoke, performing non-stop.

He Ming knows that there is no danger at all, even if he falls, there is absolutely no possibility of death, because his bench press must exceed 500 kilograms now, and his weight will not exceed 100 kilograms, which means that he can easily support his own weight with two fingers , attached to the stone.

The most frightening thing is that He Ming's squat must have exceeded 1,000 kilograms, because the strengthening of the legs in Ha Toad Kung Fu means that his lower body strength is very flexible and powerful, and he can jump up and down the cliff like a monkey at any time. Unless he fell from a height of 10,000 meters and the ground below is concrete, then He Ming might fall to his death.

Even if he falls from a high-rise building, he only needs a punch or a kick to break the tempered glass and fall into the building.

Seeing that He Ming was fine, Zhou Qingyun was still very worried, and said angrily, "Come up to me, you idiot!"

When He Ming saw the blue light in his hand, he was in a happy mood, put it in his pocket, and climbed up. In this case, if he stayed on the cliff for a second, Zhou Qingyun would go crazy, and he had no chance to scan at all. So I said, my wife, I am here, and I climbed up.

But when he looked up, He Ming unexpectedly saw a red light, about ten meters above the cliff of the nearby mountain peak.

I love Hongguang. He Ming was overjoyed and crawled directly towards Hongguang. Zhou Qingyun was relieved to see He Ming climbing up, but when she was half a meter away from her, her outstretched hand was about to catch He Ming. Ming moved sideways, bypassed the platform, and climbed up the cliff on the left. In just a few seconds, like a gecko, he swam to a height of more than ten meters.

Zhou Qingyun said anxiously, "Husband, what are you doing?!"

At this time, the startled tourists rushed over. They saw He Ming climbed to the cliff more than ten meters high in the middle without any effort, and shouted happily, "Honey, I will come down soon, don't worry."

"Spider-man (Spider-Man)!!!" Several foreigners exclaimed among the onlookers. Many tourists took pictures or took photos with their smartphones. This guy is not human at all!

He Ming turned his head to look for the red light. The red light came from a recess on the cliff, and there were a few young birds inside. The red light was chirping from the young birds, not at all afraid of He Ming's head that popped out suddenly. Treating He Ming as a father and mother and yelling at him, it seemed that he was very, very hungry.

He Ming took a closer look, and found that the red light was not coming from the three young birds. The birds called and disturbed him. He found that he was still holding a lot of grilled squid, about four or five kilograms, so he took it up and put it in the bird's nest. inside. The three young birds were extremely hungry. What's more, they must have never eaten grilled squid coated with delicious seafood sauce. They immediately gobbled it up, grabbed it non-stop, and uttered happy bird calls.

He Ming stuck his left hand into the stone, and groped around in the bird's nest with his right hand, but he couldn't find anything. Then he heard Zhou Qingyun shout anxiously: "Husband, come down quickly, a golden eagle is back! That's the golden eagle's nest, you What do you want to do? It is a national special-level protected animal, and if you hurt it, you will go to jail!"

"Very soon!" He Ming shouted, focusing on the red light in the bird's nest, touched the bird feces all over his hands, and finally caught a rattan-like thing, and when he touched it, it was a red light object.

He Ming was overjoyed, at this time he had heard the sharp cry, and knew that the most ferocious golden eagle in Mount Tai had returned. He glanced at the three baby birds who were full of grilled squid, and said goodbye

Little bird, and under the shocking eyes of everyone, He Ming only took three or four seconds to swim back like a flexible big gecko. Everyone was crazy, some applauded, some applauded, and then He Ming easily landed on the ground. only golden sculpture on his body

Afterwards, it passed by, and then flew up to see the bird's nest.

With tears in her eyes, Zhou Qingyun threw herself into He Ming's arms, slapped his chest repeatedly, and cried, "You idiot, what are you doing!! Scared me to death! Idiot, idiot..."

He Ming raised his right hand high and comforted Zhou Qingyun with his left hand. He had no choice but to touch bird feces with his right hand.

"Monster! By the way, isn't this Brother Abdominal?" Someone in the crowd recognized him.

"Who is Brother Abdominal?" He Ming pretended to be innocent, and pushed Zhou Qingyun away from the crowd. And found her LV bag, sat back at the table.