Section 258

"But it doesn't matter if there is no money. I heard that our Vatican owns thousands of properties in Luoniu City. You can just give me a few hundred. I won't mind if it's too little."

Before Fang Luo died, a bishop of the Holy See wrote an autobiography for Fang Luo. The Pope, who was already extremely weak at the time, mentioned Lu Bai's name, and the whole person seemed to have a flash of life when he mentioned Lu Bai's name. He said, "You bastard, he is nothing."

As for why he is nothing, it is passed down by future generations. When the new Pope succeeded until he was old, he did not escape the clutches of the Lu family.

At that time, a young man who called himself Lu Xiaobai came over and repeated Lu Bai's operation that year. Before the young man left, he said, "Like father, like son. My father asked me to come. If you have any problems, go find him."

Later, it began to spread on the Internet. It turns out that the character of a dog can also be spread.

But that's a story for later. The Pope sitting in the car is already a little restless. As for the so-called majesty of the Pope, I don't know where he has gone.

The person next to him is Lu Bai, who has scared typhoons, sandstorms, and even earthquakes. Who can deal with this kind of weird thing?

Afraid, yes, that's right, even Fang Luo, the Pope, is afraid now sitting next to Lu Bai.

Not only is he afraid of Lu Bai's weirdness, but he is also afraid of Lu Bai's unconventional way of chatting. As they chatted, Fang Luo was afraid that Lu Bai would say, "I think your church is nice, why don't you give it to me? I don't have a place to live in the Vatican."

Just when Fang Luo was thinking about how to reply to Lu Bai, Lu Bai spoke again: "Your Excellency the Pope, this is my first time in the Vatican. I don't have much real estate in the Vatican. I saw this place on the Internet. Can you give it to me?"

Fang Luo saw the photo on Lu Bai's mobile phone, closed his eyes, and fainted directly.

Because the photo in Lu Bai's hand was a picture of their cathedral.

No, I just had an idea that suddenly popped up in my mind, but Lu Bai really dared to speak.

Where did this robber come from?

Chapter 158 The Dog Cult Leader and the Dog Cultists

"Pope, Pope, are you okay?"

"Don't worry, the Pope just fainted. He's probably hungry because he didn't eat dinner. Is there any good hospital nearby? Let's take the Pope to the hospital first."

"The Cathedral has a special doctor who is responsible for the Pope's health."

"Okay, then let the driver drive faster and take the Pope to the Cathedral. Let the driver ring the bell and say that the Pope is here, and let those who are blocking the road get out of the way."

"Uh..."

Lu Bai did not have a duel with the Pope who was very different in age without martial ethics.

But what was more terrifying than preparing for a duel was that Lu Bai scared the Pope to faint with just a few words.

Pretending, or for real?

Lu Bai felt that it was half true and half false. Fang Luo wanted to faint, but he hadn't fainted yet, but now he really didn't want to talk to him.

This is very nice.

"Morate, right? Just now your Pope said that when I go to your cathedral, if I see something I like, your Pope will give it to me. He said that he really wants to make friends with me, Lu Bai. You heard it, right?"

Am I deaf just now?

I didn't hear anything.

But looking at Lu Bai's unfriendly eyes, he really didn't dare to say a word. Just now, Master Lu didn't say anything, and our Pope didn't agree to anything, but he didn't dare.

"Master Lu, I heard it all. When we get to the cathedral, I will tell the archbishop about this."

"Okay, Morate, don't translate. You really heard it. I said it, my ears won't hear it wrong."

Morate...

Pope: If you want to take it, take it. Anyway, don't take away the cathedral, the symbol of their holy religion. It seems that everyone can accept it.

As for myself, I'll pretend to be sick first.

I dare not talk to Lu Bai anymore. He is really afraid of being angry to death by Lu Bai.

And when Lu Bai felt that the Pope beside him seemed to move, his eyes unconsciously showed a hint of sneer.

From the moment he saw the Pope, Lu Bai was not in a good mood. It was nothing else, he just didn't like this old man. Maybe it was because the cult was born to conflict with the Pope. After all, his cult was all real, and the things the Pope made were almost the same as those of a liar.

So after Lu Bai came out, he rejected the invitation of the big boss of Yli Country and took the initiative to sit in the Pope's car.

He wanted to communicate and talk more with the Pope, but he didn't expect that the old man had such a poor quality of mind that he fainted after a few words.

Aren't they discussing photos?

Oh, this photo is of a cathedral.

What's wrong with giving a cathedral? Is it necessary to faint?

Looking at the Pope next to him with his head tilted back on the seat, Lu Bai stared for a while, blinked, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, took a selfie of the Pope's coma, and then Lu Bai's fourth tweet of the day appeared.

"I just met with the respected Pope Fang Luo. The Pope is in very good health. He fell asleep while talking. He is worthy of being a great Pope. His spiritual realm has reached a level that ordinary people can't imagine. Moreover, the respected Pope is very generous. He promised to give me 500 houses in Rossi and some commemorative church items.

The photos are proof. I believe that the Pope will never regret it."

As soon as the tweet was sent, foreign netizens almost dropped their jaws.

A big man who currently has 60 million fans actually sent four tweets in such a short time. He must be crazy.

"The Pope really met with the cult leader. This can be regarded as the meeting of the century in the 21st century."

"Don't say it. If you look at it from the perspective of faith, this meeting can really be regarded as the meeting of the century. But Master Lu said that the Pope fell asleep while chatting. No way?"

"Why not? The Pope is over 80 years old this year. Sometimes he doesn't have enough energy. What's wrong with falling asleep while chatting? I think it's normal."

"It's okay to fall asleep, but Master Lu said that the Pope promised to give him 500 houses in Luoniu. This is simply too outrageous."

"This is the first time the two have met. It's less than half an hour, and 500 houses have been given away."

"Yes, I felt something was wrong when I saw this tweet. I always felt that Lu Bai forced them to give the Pope."

Pope: It's not forced. He went to get it himself. After taking it, he insisted that I gave it to him.

But what can I do?

Knowing that Lu Bai was coming to the Vatican, the holy bell of their Vatican rang strangely that night. Then today's plane crash and the earthquake in Lucky Island were all caused by Lu Bai, the evil one.

Now he wants something from me, how dare I not give it to him? Our Vatican is only 0.44 square kilometers of land, which may not be as big as a village in China. How can this little guy crush Lu Bai, the bastard?

"Brothers, wait, I don't think it's right. The Pope in the photo doesn't look right. He doesn't seem to be asleep. Looking at his pale face and lips, I think the Pope is more like fainting."

"Ah, what did you say, the Pope fainted?"

"How could he faint for no reason?"

"How is it impossible? The Pope himself is not sitting in the car, and there is also that evil guy from China. Maybe he made our Pope unconscious."

"It sounds reasonable when you say that. It must be that Lu Bai who did something to our Pope. What, otherwise how could the Pope faint? He was also given 500 houses in Luoniushi. Is the Pope crazy? "

"Yes, it must be that Lu Bai did something to our Pope."

"This damn Chinese, damn it, I'm going to the Vatican now. If he dares to bully our Pope, I must kill him."

"Kill Lu Xiegou, save the Pope, take me with you."

"I, I, I'll go too."

At first, all those who responded to Lu Bai's tweet were foreigners. The followers of the Vatican were now hiding because of the fans of the cult.

The followers of the Vatican are more than one billion. They don't count the followers of the cult in China, which are only tens of millions. How can he play with people?

The key is that when they saw Lu Bai's tweet, they didn't believe what Lu Bai said, that the Pope fell asleep while chatting, and promised to give Lu Bai 500 houses in Luoniushi.

This is obviously their leader asking for too much and going to rob.

He asked the Pope for 500 properties, which made the Pope so angry that he fainted.

Don't say it, this is what Lu Bai would do.

So after the tweet "Kill Lu Xiegou, save the Pope" began to circulate on the Internet, the followers of the cult also participated. In fact, because they played this a lot in China, they were already familiar with this routine. What was outrageous in the end was that more than half of the leaders of the small teams were followers of Lu Bai's cult.

Then the followers of this group of cults shouted the slogan "Kill Lu Xiegou, save the Pope" angrily, muttering in their hearts that this group of family followers were simply too useless. They couldn't even beat these little trash of our cult, and they still wanted to kill our leader?

I'm so angry, I'll dig a hole for you to bury together later.

Don't ask why we are so useless. If you ask, we learned it from their leader.

Chapter 159 Sabin was tricked into becoming wise

Lu Bai had just arrived at the Vatican when he had already offended more than a billion followers, led by the Holy See.

The Pope had already fainted, so how could the followers let him go?

In the meantime, a mess of bounties against Lu Bai had already been issued.

The key point was that Lu Bai's cult followers also came out to join in the fun.

Sitting in the car, Lu Bai looked at his crazy-increasing number of fans and the comment section on his Twitter, as if he had been in another world, as if he had returned to China.

Damn, these leaders, judging from the comments, were not foreigners at all. They seemed to have come from the corners of China. Not to mention their dog-like behavior, their level was obviously several levels higher than that of foreign netizens.

Especially the one with the most supporters, a man who called himself Muto Ying.

"Brothers and sisters, as a bastard, I hate Lu Bai more than all of you, there is no doubt about that. If you knew what happened on our Lucky Island, you would understand me. My grandparents were killed by Lu Bai, the bastard.

So I have definitely studied Lu Bai more than you. Lu Bai, this bastard, is not a good person at all, but he is indeed a bit weird.

You also know that we had a typhoon not long ago, and an earthquake today, which is definitely related to Lu Bai.

But I have found a way to deal with Lu Bai.