Section 295

Then Lu Bai stood up and glanced at Song Qingci who was staring at him closely with a proud look on his face.

"Daughter-in-law, it's done."

Song Qingci was full of doubts at this time and had no idea what Lu Bai was painting.

"Husband, what are you drawing line by line?"

"you guess."

"I don't want to guess, it's definitely not something serious anyway." Song Qingci put it bluntly.

What he said made Lu Bai very sad.

Why isn't it something serious?

What's the big deal?

Now even my wife doesn’t believe me?

No more love, right?

But this treasure map is indeed not something serious.

They call him the leader of a cult. He can do anything serious.

After thinking about it, Lu Bai picked up the pen and added a few words on the paper: "My soon-to-be-born child is a gift for our cult." Behind it: "Cult treasure."

Then, under Song Qingci's surprised look, Lu Bai picked up the phone on the table, took a photo seriously, and tweeted, "Cult treasure."

It’s so meager that I’m too lazy to post it. Anyway, the group of Chinese netizens who don’t post the good deeds can still see it.

The main reason is that this treasure map of mine is not for them to see.

Lu Bai has been in Y Li country for half a month. Since he first logged in to Twitter, his number of Twitter followers has been growing at an alarming rate every day. Now his number of Twitter followers has exceeded With 200 million, the group of people behind him had already been left far behind.

And now Lu Bai can say without exaggeration that he is now the most popular person in the world, except for the dead man Hei Deng.

Once all Lu Bai's tweets were posted, they instantly attracted the attention of countless netizens around the world.

"Lu Bai, that evil Lu Bai, he tweeted."

"What the hell, brother, let me take a look first. Why is it a picture? His grandma's drawing looks like something dug out by a dog's paw. Are you saying it's a treasure map?"

"This evil guy, what tricks is he playing?"

"I don't know, but it looks quite interesting. How fat is this?"

"He also said that this was a treasure given to the cult by his unborn child. NMD, this is outrageous. Your child is only one month old. Is it as big as a tadpole? And he is still in your wife's belly. You can give it to him." Everyone is giving away treasures, are you fooling the devil?"

"Yes, this painting looks like it was drawn casually. How could it be some bullshit treasure map? Did this Oriental boy have nothing to do and deliberately made a picture to fool us?"

"I think it's possible."

"That's not necessarily true. From what I know about Lu Bai, whether he posts on Weibo or Twitter, he must have deep meaning. I think there must be something unknown hidden in this painting. "

"What Erbi said upstairs seems to make some sense."

"so what?"

"Then why don't we hurry up and study and decipher this treasure map? Maybe there is some treasure in the location of this treasure map. If we find it, maybe we will be the next Lu Bai. Then we and Lu Bai will face the evil sect. , you won’t be afraid of him.”

"I thought so too. Damn, it's weird. Ever since I found out that Lu Bai is really evil, now I even want to smell Lu Bai's farts to see if I can smoke them. The ability to do something evil.”

"You have such a strong taste upstairs, but not as much as me. Now I even want to taste Lu Bai's shit to see if it might be delicious."

"you..."

"You are really... damn perverts. I can't accept this. I'd better take the time to study this treasure map. With the strength of our people, we might be able to decipher this treasure map. "

"Brothers, you come first. Our beautiful country is currently carrying out a nationwide demonstration. Damn it, those high-level officials are so inhumane now. They are purely insulting our IQ."

...

When the City of Desire truly appeared in the eyes of the world, the whole world became inexplicably chaotic.

All the chaos was caused by Lu Bai.

Almost all the people of the beautiful country participated in the parade. They were not angry about the death of Hei Lan. Even they couldn't stand the senile Hei Lan being their boss. What they were angry about was that the senior officials treated them as fools.

Now even the blind can see that the black light is not suicide. They insist on saying that the black light is suicide. They can say such ridiculous things. Then if this happens to them in the future, will they be shot? The FBI will eventually report that he was shot and then committed suicide.

So, this matter needs to be resolved.

The second thing was that MacArthur "made his own initiative" and jointly conducted military exercises with Country Y in the Mediterranean.

Not many people know about this yet.

The third thing was the treasure map Lu Bai had just created, which suddenly attracted the attention of countless netizens around the world.

No matter what this treasure map is, everyone wants to decipher it.

Even many mathematicians, archaeologists, and scientists put down their work and concentrated on being led astray by Lu Bai.

But because there were no clues in Lu Bai's paintings, the final result was that tens of millions of treasure hiding places appeared, leaving everyone confused.

In the end, everyone couldn't help but complain: What the hell is this.

But even so, many people have not given up their determination to study this treasure map. They have been working hard to crack this thing. If they succeed, maybe they will be the next Lu Bai.

...

As for the first thing, due to the omen that the whole country is about to riot, James finally came up with a way to pass the buck.

Announcement: "I know everyone is very angry and angry now, thinking that we officials have fooled you. In fact, we don't want to announce this matter, but now we can only tell the truth.

The death of Mr. Black Lantern is indeed not the result of our investigation. After all, we just received the news like everyone else.

In fact, Mr. Black Lantern's suicide was told to us by Y Liguo's boss Meni. He said that it was witnessed by people from Caribbean International Trade Company. Mr. Black Lantern cut himself with countless knives and then committed suicide. Caribbean Trade Company now has tens of thousands of employees. They can all testify, so it must be true, so this matter is not actually us perfunctory to you."

According to common sense, this announcement is actually not credible.

Black Light is almost eighty years old. Who would believe that he could slash himself with a knife hundreds of times and then commit suicide?

And the Caribbean Trading Company, what a shit Caribbean Trading Company, isn't that a group of pirates?

Pirates can be believed.

But that's not the key. The key is the person standing behind the pirates, that is the evil god Lu Bai from the East.

Although the official of the United States did not say it explicitly, the meaning is very clear. Black Light may not have committed suicide, but Lu Bai said it was suicide. They don't dare to offend Lu Bai now, so they can only say it was suicide.

Then, the people of the United States suddenly felt relieved.

They know that their country is very powerful, but compared with that evil thing, it is indeed not comparable now.

No one is strong in the situation, so just admit it. Everyone is not a fool.

And they also know that if Black Light did not commit suicide, it was those poor girls on the island who did it. Speaking of it, Black Light deserves to die.

Even countless people will think that Lu Bai seems to be a good person when they see this announcement.

They themselves feel that things are a bit outrageous.

But the facts seem to be true.

There were also some warmongers who felt that they could not continue to be bullied by Lu Bai.

After all, the United States is the world's largest country. They were frightened by a weirdo and dared not even tell the truth. It was too aggrieved.

If it doesn't work, they will fight with Lu Bai. Anyway, Lu Bai is now in Yli Country. Throw a few intercontinental missiles at him and I don't believe he can't be killed.

The behavior of the whole people parading in the streets came to an abrupt end after such an announcement was issued.

Now that they know the truth, they don't think they should blame the official.

But there are still many people who leave messages behind the official website, wanting to fight with Lu Bai. They want to see which is more powerful, this weirdo or technology.

What they don't know is that MacArthur is ready to take action at this time.

In addition to the top leaders of the United States who knew the news first, the second to know was the top leaders of China. Even the Y Navy, which foolishly followed the United States military exercise, was still kept in the dark at this time.

After the Chinese officials received the news, the old gentleman who had talked to Lu Bai twice also called to remind Lu Bai as soon as possible.

"Lu Bai, I just received news that the US military is preparing to attack you in the name of an exercise. You must leave Yli country immediately. I have arranged for someone to pick you up."

Lu Bai was not surprised by what the old man said.

"Thank you for your reminder, old man. I already know what happened, but I don't want to leave."

"You don't want to leave, do you want to die? MacArthur has prepared three intercontinental missiles this time. He will not stop until he kills you. Lu Bai, I know you are evil, but you can't joke with your life. Be obedient, go back to China now, we will protect you, and we will never let anything happen to you."

"I won't, I'm obviously not evil, you slander me, I won't go back."

"Okay, you are not evil, then let our people take you back, okay?"

"Then I won't go back either."

"Lu Bai, this is an order, not a joke."

"I'm not kidding you either, I just don't want to go back, I haven't had enough fun."

"You're still playing, you're kidding with your life."

"I didn't."

"People have already launched missiles, and you still say you're not kidding."

"Old man, don't be anxious, don't be angry, listen to me, tell me if it's possible, I already know about this."