Section 304

"How could he be so evil?"

At this time, MacArthur wanted to die, but he did not dare to die.

He was afraid that because of his death, Lu Bai would do something evil to retaliate against him.

Now he was really convinced of Lu Bai's evil ways.

Therefore, MacArthur had only one idea in his mind at the moment, begging for mercy from Lu Bai, but he contacted Lu Bai several times but failed to get in touch. In the end, he had to choose the stupidest way called commenting on Twitter.

"Lu Bai, I know this is all my fault. Can you spare me a lot of time this time? I, MacArthur, swear that I will never dare to do it again in the future."

Not long after the message was sent out, Lu Bai received it.

"Are you MacArthur?"

"I am."

"I heard that you ran away naked not long ago."

"Well...I was trying to atone for my ignorance."

"MacArthur, although you are a bit older, your butt is still quite white."

"I...I do."

Lu Bai? ? ?

If you want your mother, I just feel disgusted with you. What do you want here?

I really thought I was a pervert like Sabine.

Sabine? ? ?

When did I become a pervert? Lu Bai, please speak to me properly, or I will let my fat wife who weighs more than 200 pounds beat you.

"Shut up, that's not what I'm talking about. I want to ask you now, were you the one who commanded the launch of those three intercontinental missiles?"

"it's me."

"It's really you. Damn it. Now your beautiful country's military strength is so powerful. Such a powerful intercontinental missile. Why do I feel like a toy car in your hands? You can control it how you want. It's just That’s awesome.”

"Not this one..."

"It's not you, is it me?"

Lu Bai's private message: "As long as you admit that you did everything, I guarantee you that these three intercontinental missiles will never explode in your beautiful country."

"Mr. Lu Bai is right, I did it. These three intercontinental missiles have actually been under our control. They can go wherever we want them to go, and they can stop wherever we want them to. Where to stop.

Now that things have happened, I, MacArthur, no longer pretend. The reason why I did this is to slander you, Lu Bai, and make everyone think that you are a very evil person. "

"Okay, okay, MacArthur, you are really an insidious and despicable villain. How dare you slander me like this? You...have really good intentions."

It can be said that almost everyone around the world has seen the aboveboard conversation between Lu Bai and MacArthur on Twitter.

Netizens didn't know what was going on at this time, but they just thought the conversation was a bit weird.

But James had already begun to curse.

"Damn it, you idiot MacArthur, why are you going to find Lu Bai? Do you fucking know that even the hair on your body has been sold off by Lu Bai?"

Lu Bai did indeed sell MacArthur, and he sold it cleanly. With MacArthur admitting this fact, in the end, even if the three intercontinental missiles landed, it had nothing to do with him.

Even if there is, it's Sabin's problem.

And just when the beautiful Chinese people were desperately waiting for three intercontinental missiles to land in their country, these three intercontinental missiles ran away through a handsome turn.

"What's the matter?"

"Why did Lubai Missile No. 123 escape again?"

"Is it true that these three missiles were not sent by Lu Bai to the evil sect?"

"Let's just say that even if Lu Bai is in the evil sect, he can't control the missile. It turns out that it was MacArthur, the idiot, who did it. What on earth does he want to do? Does he want to stage a coup?"

MacArthur: I'm going to do whatever you want to do to your mother. You really think I'm a god. I can control this missile as long as I tell it to, and it can go wherever I tell it to go.

I was so damn unjust.

At this time, at least one billion people around the world are paying attention to the direction of these three missiles. After all, these are missiles. No matter where they explode, it will be a huge disaster.

But what was unexpected was that after Lu Bai No. 2 walked around the Capitol Building of the United States and left, he actually headed east.

And this time, three missiles flew away together.

Since the flight trajectories of the three missiles were being broadcast live, some smart people finally discovered that the flight trajectories of the three missiles seemed to be eerily similar to some fucking treasure map.

"Cult Treasure" finally revealed its true colors.

"Brothers, I discovered a big secret. I fucking found the "Cult Treasure". I'm going to fuck up this uncle, Lu Bai."

"Brother upstairs, really or not, have you discovered the secret of our leader's treasure map?"

"Stop talking nonsense, how is this possible? If he really found out the secret of our leader's treasure map, he would tell us that he must have gone to dig for treasure secretly by himself. And the way he spoke, he was so angry that even us The leader has scolded me, he can find shit."

"Brothers, I really didn't lie to you. I really discovered it. But what kind of treasure map does his grandma's have? It's a death map. Look at the flight trajectories of these three intercontinental missiles. Are they similar to those of the mainland? The treasure map that bitch Bai drew is exactly the same.”

The originally lively comment area immediately became lifeless after this brother finished speaking, with not even a single comment left.

Everyone ran to compare the treasure map with the trajectory of the missile.

Then there was a long silence.

They didn't dare to speak because they found out that this was actually true.

What a fucking treasure map, it's obviously a burial ground.

No wonder Lu Bai drew three lines. Are they obviously three missiles?

Lu Bai, this piece of shit, he randomly drew three lines, said it was a treasure map, and asked hundreds of millions of people to search for the treasure. It turned out that the treasure turned out to be three intercontinental missiles. Netizens are crazy if they don’t curse. .

"I compared the trajectory of the Lu Bai No. 123 intercontinental missile. It is exactly the same as the treasure map drawn by our leader. Damn it, this one is better than a real dog."

"Brother, you are wrong. It is clearly the MacArthur 123 intercontinental missile, not the Lubai 123."

"Dogecoin upstairs, do you think you are Lu Bai's trumpet? Lu Bai, please stand up and speak. You scammer, do you want to trick us to death? Fortunately, we are not smart. Damn it, you want to Otherwise, a group of us will be tricked to death by you.”

"Whose treasure map hides three intercontinental missiles? Lu Bai, this piece of shit, really wants to trap us."

"Is it because I didn't join a cult that Lu Bai wants to kill me?"

"That's definitely the case. Leader Lu Bai, I was wrong, okay? I will join our cult now. I, Michael, swear that as long as you don't cheat me, I will never quit our cult in this life. Please, don't play with us." If you continue to play, you will destroy us."

"Brothers, why do I think this leader Lu Bai is a bit scary? When this treasure map was released, MacArthur's three intercontinental missiles had not yet been launched. How did Lu Bai know the trajectory of these three intercontinental missiles? "

"You just realized that Lu Bai is a scary guy. I've already noticed that. He's a great guy who can cause earthquakes. Isn't it normal for him to be scary?"

"Then you can't be so evil. Damn it."

"No, what happened to MacArthur? Didn't he just admit that he controlled these three intercontinental missiles?"

"Do you think it's possible that MacArthur and Lu Bai negotiated the deal? He is actually a traitor now. Otherwise, how could he be so evil?"

"Don't tell me yet, it's really possible."

"So, MacArthur was actually bribed by Lu Bai, right? This dog traitor, damn it, don't let me catch him, or I'll have to throw him into a frying pan and fry him."

MacArthur: I'm not a traitor. This has nothing to do with me.

How did I know that this piece of shit Lu Bai could be so deceitful.

Then netizens began to discuss where these three intercontinental missiles would land in the end. Now that the route map has been released, the marking points were quickly found by netizens.

Finally, it was discovered that the so-called "treasure hidden" was located on Lucky Island.

This time the people on Lucky Island were frightened.

"No, we just experienced the grace of a typhoon this year, and then experienced the stimulation of an earthquake. Finally, we spent a large sum of money in protection fees to ensure safety. Why are the missiles coming again this time?"

"Is this Lu Bai trying to destroy us?"

"Baga, don't talk nonsense. What does it have to do with our leader Lu Bai? This was obviously done by the US Navy Commander MacArthur, and he himself admitted it."

"That's right, it was people from Beautiful Country who did it. Don't you know? Their Beautiful Country has long disliked you and has nothing to do with our leader Lu Bai."

"That's right, this matter must have nothing to do with our leader. It was MacArthur who did it. There is a wrongdoer and a debtor. You can't just blame it."

While the Internet was making a fuss, Emperor Fukushima was convening people to nervously discuss how to deal with the arrival of these three intercontinental missiles.

For this reason, the emperor even took the initiative to contact the beautiful country and asked them whether these three missiles could be intercepted.

The emperor also knew that this matter had nothing to do with the beautiful country. It was just that bastard Lu Bai who did it. If Lu Bai had another helper, it would be Sabin, the broomstick.

But when the emperor heard that these three intercontinental missiles could not be intercepted at all, he knew that another disaster was about to befall their lucky island.

This made the emperor so angry that he almost dug up the graves of their ancestors.

If it weren't for the sins of these ancestors, how could they be in this situation now.

But now is not the time to complain. The most important thing for them now is to determine where these three intercontinental missiles will land.

"Muto Takashi, have you done your calculations? Where will these three intercontinental missiles land in the end?"

"Back to His Majesty the Emperor, we... have calculated that if no accidents occur, the final location of these three intercontinental missiles should be at the dirty water treatment plant in Osaka."

"What, how could it be there? Isn't our dirty water being processed secretly? How could this Lu Bai know?

Yes, it's Lu Bai. It wouldn't be surprising if this evil sect like him knew about it.