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Huang Tao never thought that he would become famous all over the world one day.

Since returning from Korea, he has experienced many hardships in the entertainment industry. He has given up on his ideals. He never thought that one day he would be remembered by so many people all over the world.

But damn, I don't want it.

"Lu Bai, you uncle, you are a dog, damn your ancestors, you are cheating me."

"Speak, explain to me quickly, what are these two hot searches today?"

"Don't play dead, I know you can see it."

Lu Bai: "Hehehe!!!"

Immediately afterwards, Lu Bai sent the second tweet of the day: "My brother Huang Tao just sent me a message saying that he also wants to see the National Museum of Country F in China. Does anyone have any ideas? Ask for help online."

This means that Lu Bai also wants to rob the National Museum of Country F.

And he robbed it so openly.

Arrogant, this is really too arrogant.

After Lu Bai posted this tweet, he received a lot of praise. His tweets were full of..., and... more and more. Netizens really didn't know how to evaluate Lu Bai.

Is a decent person capable of doing such a thing?

He robbed so openly?

Is Lu Bai a human being?

When Huang Tao saw this tweet, he had already woken up from his previous state of exasperation. Brothers are meant to cheat each other.

He could understand. (I understand your uncle!!!)

This time he was really cheated to death by Lu Bai.

Now it is estimated that all the F countrymen in the world are about to hate him to death. If it weren't for Lu Bai's face, some people would probably be ready to kill him.

Until he saw Lu Bai's reply: "Son, black and red are also red, you know it." He shook his head with a bitter face.

He had already been pushed into a pit full of shit and urine by Lu Bai, what else could he do.

But Lu Bai was actually right. Black and red are also red. If this matter was known today, he might be able to raise his profile.

Damn, who can I go to for justice.

...

On the other hand, after a period of meaningless discussion, netizens suddenly felt that it really didn't matter whether Lu Bai was a human or not. What netizens knew most clearly now was that F country was going to be miserable today.

Many F country people like to pursue romance, freedom, and some are unruly, but they are very proud in their bones. When they saw Lu Bai's Weibo, many people were very indignant about Lu Bai's tweet.

We know that you, Lu Bai, are very evil. If you want to come to our F country and take some souvenirs back, we will not object, do not want to object, and dare not object.

But what the hell do you mean by posting on Twitter so openly?

It's like saying, I, Lu Bai, am coming, and the F country people should hurry up and wait. Lu Bai even thought of the steps, and he had to go to the Eiffel Tower first, and then go to the F country's national museum.

How could the F country people tolerate this?

Soon, the demonstrations and rallies against Lu Bai began spontaneously, and the scale and momentum were constantly expanding.

"Lu Bai, the cult leader, is very powerful, but we, the F people, will never bow to evil."

"The Eiffel Tower is the landmark of our F country. We will never allow outsiders to reach out to the Eiffel Tower."

"The National Museum of F country is the spiritual wealth of hundreds of millions of F people. It is sacred and inviolable."

When the car carrying Lu Bai slowly drove into the territory of F country, the anti-Lu Bai demonstration and rally in F country was unfolding with great momentum.

The F people are not afraid. In the past half a month, they have roughly understood that no matter what Lu Bai does, he will not be ruthless to ordinary people like them.

This may be some of the restrictions of his evil.

So they are not afraid at all. They have not done anything to harm the world.

And this kind of demonstration is actually the result of the F government's laissez-faire. Damn, who wants to meet a bandit like Lu Bai during his tenure? He will not be nailed to the pillar of shame by future generations.

"Don't learn from xxx. If it weren't for this rubbish, how could our Eiffel Tower and National Museum go to China? This is simply a shame for our F country.

Lu Bai, haha.

What's wrong with Lu Bai? He said it was weird, but that's all nonsense. He is just one person, what's so scary about him."

So this demonstration against Lu Bai is actually the voice of all F country people.

But many people ignored one thing at this time, that is, Lu Bai No. 123 intercontinental missile in the sky has not fallen.

The only people who are very concerned about this matter are the people of Lucky Island.

Because according to the estimates of scientists on Lucky Island, these three intercontinental missiles will definitely fall on their country.

And now three intercontinental missiles are hanging above their Lucky Island, as if they will fall down at the next moment.

As for why these three intercontinental missiles did not blow up directly.

Netizens speculated that Lu Bai deliberately showed it to the F country people.

If the people of Country F don't quickly agree to send the Eiffel Tower and the National Museum of Country F to China, it is very likely that these three intercontinental missiles will turn around and fly to their Country F?

What is impossible?

With Lu Bai's weird thing, what else is impossible? Didn't these three intercontinental missiles fly away from Country Y in the first place? It is normal for them to fly to Country F now.

There was a spontaneous parade on the streets of country F. At this time, the team had begun to disperse.

Their previous bravery and fearlessness also seemed powerless in the face of death. It was said that Lu Bai's evil sect would not harm ordinary people, but what if it happened.

Who would make fun of their own life?

Eiffel Iron Tower, isn't it just a broken piece of iron? If there is anything important, give it, give it.

The National Museum is filled with dead objects. Just give them away, no big deal.

The parade that formed spontaneously quickly disbanded decisively against the backdrop of three intercontinental missiles.

Immediately following the press conference hosted by Country F officials, they also generously promised to donate all the collections of the Eiffel Eiffel Tower and the National Museum of Country F to China.

As soon as he finished speaking, the biggest news of the day appeared.

"Three intercontinental missiles launched by Admiral MacArthur of the United States Navy landed on Fukuda Island on Lucky Island at exactly 6 p.m. on October 13, 2023."

Little Snake: "Damn it, thanks to donating the Eiffel Tower and our museum, otherwise the three intercontinental missiles that blew up today would have been us."

"Isn't that true? This unlucky Lu Bai is really too evil."

In this beautiful country, James, who is about to become a presidential candidate, became even darker after receiving the news.

Damn it, you offended Lu Bai and elected me as president. This is something a human being can do.

And that piece of shit MacArthur, you said all the consequences will be borne by yourself, can you fucking afford it?

Look, you originally launched three intercontinental missiles to bomb Lu Bai, but where did they go? Damn it.

"Commander, Commander, are you okay?"

MacArthur: "I'm fine, I'm fine. Come on, Little Plum, do me a favor and take off all my clothes and pants. I want to run around our aircraft carrier two more times with my butt naked." (Now It seems I can only pretend to be crazy, otherwise I really can’t fucking afford the consequences.

How could this Lu Bai be so damn evil? )

...

Three intercontinental missiles fell, and the impact was absolutely staggering.

The people on Lucky Island felt as if they had experienced another Typhoon Dragon King, but compared to the typhoon not long ago, these three deafening "boom boom" explosions were even more terrifying.

Fortunately, Lucky Island had an early warning, so after the three intercontinental missiles exploded, no ordinary person was harmed, which is a bit magical.

Of course, things will not end so easily. Although the people on Lucky Island want to hide the truth of the matter, netizens from all over the world are not fools.

Lu Bai would not do anything useless, as everyone knew from past experience.

Since these three intercontinental missiles hit Lucky Island, it must be because there is some ulterior secret hidden in this Lucky Island.

So after three intercontinental missiles fell and the tsunami passed, netizens began to speculate on Lu Bai's intentions.

"Hello, viewers, I am Liu Aiyuan, CCTV's reporter based in Lucky Island. I have just arrived in Fukushima and I am currently reporting for you at the air raid site.

As we all know, Fukushima just suffered an air attack from three intercontinental missiles from the United States. It is said that these three intercontinental missiles were launched under the command of Commander MacArthur of the United States Navy. According to legend, it was a mistake, but the specific situation is not special at this time. clear.

Now I will mainly introduce to you the main situation at the scene.

There were three intercontinental missiles in total. As far as we know, these three intercontinental missiles ended up in the dirty water treatment plant in Fukushima.

There are currently no casualties, but dirty water from the dirty water treatment plant has been poured into Lucky Island.

You should be able to see that the special raincoat I am wearing now is actually not a raincoat, but a radiation protection suit. We have just received intelligence here that the dirty water is likely to contain a large amount of radioactive material. "

As soon as Liu Aiyuan finished speaking, it was as if a blockbuster bomb had once again exploded across the world.

"What do Chinese reporters mean by saying this?"

"They suspect that the Fukushima dirty water treatment plant on Lucky Island is secretly discharging toxic substances."

"You are so suspicious. You have forgotten who launched these three intercontinental missiles."

Chinese netizen: "I know this. It was done by US Navy Commander MacArthur."

Netizens from around the world: "Nima, what you said makes sense, Lu Bai. Let's not discuss this first. Can we discuss first why these three intercontinental missiles landed on Lucky Island, and they were impartial? They also blew up the Fukushima sewage treatment plant on Lucky Island.”