Section 309

Chinese netizen: "You are saying that our leader found something dirty and blew it up on purpose?"

Netizens from around the world: “Didn’t it f***ing be MacArthur who did it?”

Chinese netizen: "Yes, MacArthur did it. His grandmother got excited and made a mistake. To express my apology, I will share with you two more wonderful pictures of MacArthur streaking."

Chapter 22 Another small island was picked up for nothing

It only took less than an hour for MacArthur to go from a naval commander to a topless man who became famous all over the world.

There was no way, who let him have a big black pot as big as stir-fried chicken on his body?

And this black pot has become so big that everyone in the world can see it.

That's right, Lucky Island was attacked by three intercontinental missiles, and it was MacArthur who did it.

Now even the emperor of Lucky Island has made a public statement, demanding that the beautiful country be responsible for today's bombing of their lucky island.

As for Lu Bai.

They have nothing to do with Lu Bai. They, Lucky Island officials, can demand compensation from Meili Country by condemning Meili Country. What's the use of condemning that piece of shit Lu Bai.

Don't be blackmailed by Lu Bai again then.

They can't afford to mess with that thing.

And just when Lucky Island began to condemn the beautiful country, the beautiful country also rarely admitted its mistakes, saying that the intercontinental missile incident was indeed their responsibility, especially the instigator MacArthur. The beautiful country had decided to hand over MacArthur. Come out and hand it over to Lucky Island for disposal. In addition, Lucky Island will be compensated for its economic losses of 100 billion beautiful coins.

At this point, everyone can be considered happy.

Lucky Island is satisfied, Beautiful Country is satisfied, and even MacArthur, who is pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, is very satisfied.

Being sent to Lucky Island, his personal safety could be guaranteed, but if he fell into the hands of that bastard Lu Bai, he felt that he would definitely be worse off than alive.

But what I didn't expect was that everyone was satisfied and some people quit.

That person was none other than Lu Bai.

After Lu Bai saw the news, he immediately posted his third tweet of the day: "Why does the water taste weird today? It doesn't taste good at all. (MacArthur is mine, no one can steal it.)"

When Lu Bai sent out this tweet, everyone was stunned. Lucky Island, Beautiful Country, and MacArthur were all included. None of them expected that Lu Bai would send such a tweet at this time.

What does it mean?

Why does the water taste weird?

What's wrong?

And soon the first answer was decrypted by a reporter from CCTV.

"Hello, viewers, I am Liu Aiyuan, a reporter from China Central Broadcasting Station. I just mentioned that the air raid on Lucky Island may have leaked some harmful substances. After testing by our Chinese experts, the water does contain very radioactive elements. It’s very harmful to the human body.”

As China Central Broadcasting Station revealed the truth of the matter, netizens all over the world went crazy.

"No wonder Leader Lu Bai would choose to let three intercontinental missiles land on Lucky Island. It turns out that Lucky Island, a garbage country, is secretly studying dirty things behind the scenes. As expected of the leader of a cult, he can discover all this and use it for three reasons. An intercontinental missile exploded, that’s fucking awesome.”

"I know that our leader does everything for a purpose. You should open your eyes wide and see if our leader has done something good for our Blue Star this time."

"As expected of the leader Lu whom I admire, he is truly a compassionate and compassionate saint."

"That's not right. Isn't everyone now saying that these three intercontinental missiles were launched under MacArthur's command?"

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"Damn it, brothers, I found an honest man here, come and see, he actually believes the nonsense said by netizens, hahaha, it's so funny."

"As for MacArthur, does he have the ability to control three intercontinental missiles flying all over the earth? Who else in the world can be so evil except Lu Bai."

"So Lu Bai actually knew early on that Lucky Island was secretly researching dirty things behind his back, right?"

"Definitely. If Lu Bai hadn't known about it early on, how could these three intercontinental missiles have landed on their lucky island?"

"This is really fucking evil. How do you think Lu Bai knew about it?"

"I think Lu Bai may be a reborn person, or he may have a system in his mind, or he may not be a human being."

"If it's not a human being, what is it?"

"The evil god."

He...also,...is really a good match.

"Okay, let's not discuss this now. Do you know what Lucky Island is studying? Damn it, I just came to Lucky Island to study abroad this year. It was a typhoon and an earthquake, and now it's dirty again. Something is coming, what the hell is this place?”

"The reporter from China Central Broadcasting Station said that a large number of radioactive elements were detected in the water. It must be Lucky Island secretly researching nuclear weapons behind the scenes. Damn, these Baga are really nothing. They just researched it secretly and brought these with them. Dirty water containing radioactive substances was discharged into the sea wantonly. Damn it, it ended up in our own mouths. Fortunately, Lu Bai was there. "

Chapter 23 Very Reasonable

Under normal circumstances, for foreign media reports, Lucky Island has many ways to conceal the dirty water problem, blocking keywords and signals, and then using some official terms to condemn the foreign media for spreading rumors. The dirty water issue can easily be concealed. Ordinary people who are not considered wise.

But who would have thought that Lu Bai, a bitch, would suddenly send out a tweet saying that the water today was weird and not good to drink. He had to tell everyone by name that there was something wrong with the water in Lucky Island, so he gave it to everyone. Exploded.

This immediately stumped the top management of Lucky Island and the Emperor.

They can't directly confront that evil Lu Bai.

In the end, Lucky Island officials had no choice but to remain silent. No matter what we asked, we just didn’t know anything.

But this move seems to be of no use.

When the people of Lucky Island heard Lu Baifa's tweet implying that there was a problem with the water in their Lucky Island, some smart people hurriedly went to get the water for testing. Then the news that the water in Lucky Island contained ultra-high radioactive elements, causing cancer and death, soon spread. Word spread throughout Lucky Island.

Then the people of Lucky Island went crazy.

Now they can't even imagine what will happen if the dirty water is poured back into their lucky island. Even if all their lucky islands are wiped out, it is not impossible.

Lucky Island may be the only one in the world to experience how harmful these dirty things are.

Therefore, an uprising of Chen Sheng and Wu Guang on Lucky Island suddenly started on this stormy night.

When Lu Bai saw the news on the Internet, he had already left country F by car. In the car at that time, Lu Bai was very kind and called Zhou Zhenggang to inquire about it, and finally got a very shocking answer. Result: Emperor Lucky Island committed suicide out of fear of crime. Lucky Island is currently making a nationwide effort to clean up the dirty water in order to protect their eternal foundation.

It is said that this dirty water cleanup campaign will set back Lucky Island's economy for at least ten years.

"Representative Zhou, the emperor of Lucky Island really had a caesarean section."

"Don't you know, Lu Bai, whether he had a caesarean section or not?"

"Why do I, Lu Bai, know."

"You were the one who forced the emperor to have a disembowelment."

"Representative Zhou, please explain to me clearly, what does this matter have to do with me, Lu Bai, these three intercontinental missiles were not launched by me, right? Besides, why did I say that the water tastes bad? The water from country F is It doesn’t taste good, what’s the problem?”

"Lu Bai, your mouth is really tough."

"Uncle Zhou, you know this, have you tasted it secretly while I was sleeping?"

"Get out of here."

"Hey, wait a minute, Lu Bai, I just have something to ask you. Where are you now?"

"I came out of country F."

"Why did you come out so early? Why don't you have fun in country F? I tell you, people in country F are rich."

"What does it have to do with me that people from country F have money? Wait, Uncle Zhou, tell me again, people from country F are rich, right?"

"Of course, you don't know?"

"I don't know. When I came here, I went to check out what was in the museum. I was afraid that when I said I liked it, the people in Country F missed it. But now I don't have to worry. The people in Country F are very welcoming. , they have already voted to give me their National Museum, and by the way, there is also the Eiffel Tower. They don’t know who they heard from. I have a brother who likes this iron structure and wants to see it in China. They also plan to demolish it. Gave it to me."

Don’t know who to listen to?

Listen, Lu Bai, what you are saying is still human.

Damn it, it wasn’t you who tweeted that your good brother Huang Tao wanted to see the Eiffel Eiffel Tower in China.

Lu Bai, you are so good.

However, Zhou Zhenggang was actually very happy when he heard the nonsense that a dog like Lu Bai said.

Why?

Because Lu Bai, this piece of shit, is from China.

Zhou Zhenggang felt honored to have such an awesome person come out of China. What's more, he was the top executive in China who had the best relationship with Lu Bai.

This made Zhou Zhenggang even more happy.

He even wants to beg his daughter to be Lu Bai's mistress now. Damn it, Lu Bai is just like the emperor of the world now. If his daughter can marry Lu Bai, after all, she will at least be a noble concubine, and she won't lose anything at all. .

It's a pity that Lu Bai seems to have no interest in his daughter from beginning to end.

After thinking about it, Zhou Zhenggang said with some regret: "Lu Bai, you left in country F in a hurry. Since you have gone to country F, you should stay in country F for a little longer and experience the country F." Fu Fu, let me tell you Lu Bai..."

"Uncle Zhou, stop talking. I know what you mean. You want me to bring more things from country F. But I, Lu Bai, am innocent and upright. How can I become a bandit? Uncle Zhou, you can't take me with you." broken.

But even though I left in a hurry, people in country F are still very generous. Did you know that the rich people in country F raised funds and gave me a Swiss bank deposit of 100 billion beautiful coins? I don’t know if it is true. Wait for me Go to a Swiss bank and check.

Oh, by the way, they also gave me 500 houses, which they said were the most valuable areas in their country F. We don’t know whether they are true or not. Anyway, I asked someone for the real estate certificate, and it must be true. Also... ..”

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When Zhou Zhenggang heard Lu Bai keep showing off, Agent Zhou was almost dumbfounded.