I'm a Star, It's Not Right for Me to Go to Jail Every Day

Section 310

You, Lu Bai, still have the nerve to say that you are innocent. Not to mention the real estate, gold bars, museums, and the Eiffel Tower, you just went to country F for a tour, and they gave you a gift of 100 billion beautiful coins. You are not a bandit yet.

That's right, they are indeed not bandits. Bandits cannot perform such high-end operations.

"Now that Lu Bai has left country F, where will you go next?"

"The next stop is Country Y. Didn't I say it on Twitter before? I want to go to Country Y."

...

After hanging up the phone with Zhou Zhenggang, Lu Bai opened Twitter and edited another post: "Here we go, starting from country F. I'm very satisfied. Next stop, country Y."

"Damn it, Lu Bai tweeted again. This is Lu Bai's fourth tweet this day."

"His grandma's, Lu Bai is really productive."

"He's had enough of country F, he's going to country Y."

"He said the same thing before, but he turned around and went to Country F. Now he says again, do you think Lu Bai's words are credible?"

"It has to be trustworthy. Although Lu Bai is a bit harsh, he still speaks quite well. The only time he broke his promise was today. It can be seen from this that the relationship between the guy named Huang Tao and Lu Bai's father is related to Lu Bai. No ordinary."

"So, Lu Bai is really coming to our Country Y this time."

"Ugh, it's over. What a pity for our world-famous Big Y Museum. With so many excellent collections, we will definitely not be able to save them now."

"The one upstairs, my dear mother, is so famous all over the world. You don't know how important the things in your Big Y Museum are. They were all stolen. Now Lu Bai takes them back. Isn't it very reasonable? "

"Upstairs, if you say so, I think it's very reasonable and I support you."

Just when Lu Bai tweeted and netizens started talking about it, the car Lu Bai was sitting in had already left country F.

Next stop, country Y?

"Brother driver, I gave you the navigation. You should turn right. You went wrong. Quick, turn back."

"Mr. Lu Bai, you are right to take this road. This is the only road to Country Y. You can only go this way. I am from Country Y. I can't be wrong. Turn right. That is to Country D."

"Then go to country D."

"Mr. Lu Bai, didn't you say the next stop would be Country Y?"

"The next stop is Queen of Heaven. I won't go there. I just want to go to country D now."

"But..."

"Brother driver, just listen to my driving. I believe that nothing will happen to me. If anyone asks, I will tell you that the driver made a mistake."

After hearing what Lu Bai said, Tony felt bad instantly.

Do you believe that nothing will happen to you?

Or do you believe that nothing will happen to you?

These are obviously two fucking concepts, right?

No wonder people say that Chinese language is profound and profound. Isn’t this a fucking scam?

It was obvious that Lu Bai suddenly wanted to visit country D again, and then he threw the blame on himself.

Damn it, if the people of Country D lose something, Tony will not be blamed for it. Even if they know that Lu Bai said this deliberately, they can't do anything. The people of Country D certainly can't afford to offend Lu Bai, but they can offend themselves. A translator and driver will definitely have no problem at all.

So, inexplicably, I have a big black pot on my back, and the black pot is full of the financial losses that the people of country D are about to lose? ? ?

Chapter 24 Damn it, no one can be found to take the blame

Country D is a federal parliamentary republic located in Central Europe. It is the most innovative economy in the world and the largest economy in continent O. It is known as the "Economic Locomotive of continent O" and its economic aggregate ranks first in continent O.

Simply put, it is the richest country in Europe.

So it was not surprising that Lu Bai suddenly wanted to visit country D.

In fact, before Lu Bai left country F, the boss of country D secretly held a high-level meeting. The topic of the meeting was just one: "What if Lu Bai suddenly comes to our country D?"

Then, everyone began to fall silent.

Because they don't know what to do.

Ever since Lu Bai came out of China, this evil bitch seemed to have been unsealed. He went to the Holy See, Country Y, and Country F. In these three places alone, Lu Bai didn't know how many treasures he stole. .

The key is that now no one can do anything about the evil Lu Bai.

The beautiful country has tried to assassinate the beautiful country, and the beautiful country has also used the intercontinental missile. What was the final result?

Not only did they lose a navy commander, but also lost their lord. Now I heard that the beautiful country has sent many people to Lu Bai to sue for peace.

There's no way, the serious ones like their beautiful country can afford to play, but the undecent ones, damn none of them can play better than Lu Bai now.

In the end, a secret meeting of the top leaders of Country D decided that if Lu Bai really came to Country D, the National Museum of Country D would donate it to Lu Bai free of charge.

In addition, the Ministry of Finance of Country D will issue 200 billion beautiful coins in bonds to cope with Lu Bai's possible losses.

In other words, the top management of country D has prepared a protection fee of 200 billion beautiful coins for Lu Bai.

In the adult world, if you know you can't fight, then you won't fight. Why don't I cling to my thighs?

They have already prepared for the worst.

No wonder country D can become the largest economy in state O.

So damn flexible.

But what no one expected was that not long after Lu Bai left country F overnight, the news spread.

"What the hell, Lu Bai is not from Country Y anymore?"

"Yes, the first-hand information I just received said that Lu Bai is not going to Country Y this time. He is going to Country D."

"It's impossible. Didn't Lu Bai post on Twitter that he was going to Country Y?"

"Can't he regret it?"

"It's impossible, he's going to regret it again."

"Brothers, stop guessing. This must be true. If you look at the Huaxia News report, they almost all named him and said that Lu Bai had changed his mind again and that his next stop was country D."

"Damn it, no, Lu Bai is really here."

"To be honest, I quite want Lu Bai to come. As long as he doesn't come to rob us, we people in country D will always welcome this magical boy from China."

"You idiot upstairs, if Lu Bai can hold back and not steal money, then he is still Lu Bai."

"This is what you say, no matter how you listen to it, you must stick to it. Madam is right. If you don't steal money, then you can still call me Lu Bai."

"Brother, did China Central Broadcasting News say anything else?"

"The news said that this time Lu Bai suddenly wanted to go to country D. The only possibility was that he coveted the wealth of the Germans. The second news said that the reason why Lu Bai wanted to go to country D was because the driver who drove Lu Bai away took the wrong direction. We’re on the road. I don’t know how I got to country D.”

"Nima, the driver took the wrong route. Lu Bai, do you think we are stupid, or do you think you are stupid?"

"Since this driver was found for you by the boss of Y Liguo, he can deliver it to your home on this road even if he closes his eyes."

"so what?"

"What's the reason for this? It's not all the fault of the driver. Damn, this bullshit driver must have no good intentions or was bribed by Lu Bai. Otherwise, why would he be getting further and further away from Country Y along the way? "

"No way, Lu Bai is really coming to our D country. Isn't this a big bandit?"

Chapter 25 I, Lu Bai, the richest man in the world? ? ?

Lu Bai was riding in an extended Lincoln bulletproof car.

Although Lu Bai may now have a golden hoop and an iron shirt on his body, which can be said to be invulnerable to all poisons and invulnerable to all things, Meni's arrangements for Lu Bai are still very thoughtful.

It's not okay to be careless. Even now, when Meni dreams at night, he will dream of Lu Bai coming back and coming to their country.

Then search again.

It's just... it's really scary.

This man is simply a devil.

...

And when the news came out that Lu Bai's driver had gone the wrong way and that Lu Bai was going to country D, the car was targeted by hundreds of countries around the world.

On top of the car, hundreds of drones followed and filmed the whole process, and then broadcast it globally, reporting Lu Bai's route in real time.

In fact, they were not filming any secrets, but they were afraid that Lu Bai would suddenly change his mind and stop going to country D, and instead go to other countries.

Especially in the countries that the car may pass through on the planned route, the boss's villa is brightly lit all night, and everyone is frightened.

This scene makes people feel happy just thinking about it.

Damn it, even the male protagonists of Shuangwen didn't get this kind of treatment, and now someone actually made it happen.

The interior of the extended Lincoln was very spacious and even had a bed. It was no problem to do something you loved in it. Lu Bai thought it was okay, if Miss Song wouldn't beat him to death.

It was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Because of her pregnancy, Lu Bai asked his wife Song Qingci to go to bed first. He was lying on the seat alone, watching the live broadcast with his legs crossed.

As a result, he randomly watched a live broadcast, and it was live broadcasting his car, which made Lu Bai feel a little unhappy.

"His grandma, these dog people are so blatantly secretly photographing me. They don't even know how to give me some live streaming fees or rewards?"

So, Lu Bai casually tweeted: "I saw that many people were using drones to live broadcast me. I, Lu Bai, am very happy to be liked by so many people. I also like everyone to come and prostitute me for free. I like it very much, my Lu Bai Charity Fund account!"

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