Section 306

The first place is naturally Lu Bai’s Twitter.

But this “travel guide” is a bit strange.

The first tourist attraction turned out to be the "Big Y Museum". The introduction said: The museum has a rich collection, especially many treasures produced by China, waiting for the favor of Master Lu Bai.

The second tourist attraction is the Black Palace of Elisha. It is said that there are countless rare treasures hidden in this palace. Leader Lu Bai will definitely want to gain knowledge.

The third tourist attraction is the location of Country Y's treasury. Netizens provided information that tens of thousands of tons of gold bars may be stored here.

The fourth tourist attraction is the Y List Printing Factory.

This doesn't look like a travel guide. It looks more like a place visited by robbers, where there are many treasures.

When Lu Bai was sitting in the car scrolling through his phone, he saw this guide, but he was not interested at all because he had seen it before setting off. What is the Big Y Museum? Is there such a place in Country Y?

Maybe.

But when he is gone, it should be gone.

According to Lu Bai's first law: museums will disappear out of thin air.

...

Country Y.

When it was received that Lu Bai's next stop was their country Y, Queen Elizabeth, who was nearly eighty years old, was attending a banquet.

According to people who attended the banquet, Her Majesty the Queen was tasting a very sweet pastry at that time, and then she suddenly collapsed and fainted. Now Her Majesty the Queen has been sent to the best hospital in Country Y for rescue.

Anyway, the person just didn’t wake up.

Then this news was quickly pushed to the second most searched position on Twitter by netizens.

The first is Lu Bai’s next stop, Country Y.

The second is the Queen of Country Y. She fainted while eating and is in emergency treatment.

Then soon the third one was changed to: Lu Bai’s new tweet after receiving the news: “I heard that the Queen of Country Y fainted with joy when she heard the news that I was about to travel to Country Y. She had heard about Y a long time ago The Chinese people are the most hospitable country in the world. This is indeed true. It seems that I am right in choosing country Y. "

Chapter 19 On the banks of the Seine

As soon as the news came out that Lu Bai was about to go to Country Y, netizens instantly became happy.

Although Lu Bai felt that his work in Y Li Country was very secretive and he simply asked the owner for something he liked and did nothing else, netizens had already revealed everything Lu Bai had done recently. Clean.

What, after going to church, the Pope gave Lu Bai a thousand properties?

Shit, that was obviously threatened by Lu Bai.

Didn’t you see that the Pope was bedridden for half a month?

I visited the National Museum of Liberia, but the museum was inexplicably empty.

I bother!

Why are fifty cargo planes such a big deal? Let Lu Bai come out and explain to us.

That bastard, he is obviously a bandit, okay?

And now Lu Bai tells everyone that he is going to Country Y.

"Fortunately, fortunately, Lu Bai is not going to our country F this time. Ever since I heard about Lu Bai's legend, I am really afraid that this bandit will come to our country F. Although the treasures in our country are not ours, But if it is snatched away by a Chinese, I feel very sad just thinking about it.”

"Yes, yes. Fortunately, Lu Bai didn't come to our D country. I was afraid that Lu Bai would come and move our Clone Cathedral. Don't say it's impossible. As for Lu Bai, that robber, I think he can do anything. It's so unethical to come out. Isn't it just a robbery? The key is that we have no way to deal with him. "

"Lu Bai, haha, that evil Lu Bai is finally gone. This time we Yili people can feel at ease for a while."

"You idiot upstairs, don't talk casually. You are not afraid that Lu Bai will see your news. Lu Bai suddenly doesn't want to leave. We don't know what will be taken away by that bandit. We are obviously reluctant to leave. I don’t want Lu Bai to leave our country.”

Little Thomas: "That's right, Lu Bai is such an amazing person. How can we, the people of Yili, be willing to let him leave? How much do we hope that he will always live in our country of Yili?"

Lu Bai: "Brother, if you say that, then I don't want to leave."

Little Thomas? ? ?

Damn it, did I read that right? Is this Lu Bai replying to me?

No, he’s such a big star, he fucking replied to me.

What's the big deal?

Lu Bai, don't reply to me. I'm just saying what I said. How can you take it seriously? You really shouldn't stay. Otherwise, even if our family is exterminated, it won't be enough to repay the anger of our Yili people.

"I'll go and catch a fresh Lu Bai."

"Hahaha, that guy named Little Thomas is confused now. Lu Bai said he won't leave after seeing your reply. Hahaha, you are so mean-mouthed and talking nonsense on the Internet. If Lu Bai really doesn't leave, I'll look at you. What to do, maybe you will become the next MacArthur soon."

"Damn it, I think my fucking name is Thomas too. Damn it, what a stupid name. It's so fucking unlucky."

"Lu Bai, wow, Lu Bai, this is not really what Lu Bai himself replied, is he? He is such a big, big star, he will still read this."

"Little brother of Y Liguo, don't you understand this? Our leader likes to watch, play and rob randomly, and this kind of chatting method is usually only what he can say. It must be Lu Bai. ”

"Really Lu Bai?"

"Then why don't you send a message and ask?"

"You are really Lu Bai."

Lu Bai: "I'm not, I'm just a traveler who likes Yili country."

"This guy is so stubborn, no need to guess, it must be that bastard Lu Bai."

"He's so idle, he actually still cares about us netizens, so nice, I like this kind of approachable big star, Lu Bai, I call you dad, do you dare to reply me?"

Lu Bai: "Are you Huang Tao?"

Huang Tao: "Lu Bai, I'm your uncle, get out of here, that person is not me."

Lu Bai: "Only you have called me dad, who else but you."

Bang!

Huang Tao casually smashed the wireless mouse in his hand onto the computer, and the whole person was so angry that he screamed.

He actually has a good temper, and he usually doesn't get angry, but this time, he was really angry to death.

Lu Bai, your uncle.

If you reply like this, everyone in the world will know that there is a Huang Tao in China who calls Lu Bai dad, how the hell am I going to live in the future.

Does Huang Tao have no face?

Sure enough, when Lu Bai's reply was transmitted back to China, the top trending search on Weibo instantly changed to: "Huang Tao calls Lu Bai dad."

And this trending search stayed for a whole day.

Huang Tao was so dumbfounded that he felt like he was stripped naked and paraded through the streets.

You know, Huang Tao has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and what he cares about most is face.

But now that Lu Bai has messed it up, it's all gone.

"Have you heard that Huang Tao called Lu Bai dad, is it true?"

"Lu Bai said it himself, how could it be false?"

"I said, the entertainment industry is so big, how come Huang Tao and Lu Bai have such a close relationship? It turns out that he called him dad, if that's the case, I want to call him dad too."

"Is it okay to just call him dad? Maybe there is something going on between Huang Tao and Lu Bai?"

In the discussion among netizens, the news that Huang Tao lost his virginity to Lu Bai soon became a hot topic on the Internet.

It has to be said that netizens have really big imaginations.

Huang Tao, the only victim in this dad incident, cursed Lu Bai crazily on WeChat.

"Lu Bai, are you a dog?"

"When did I call you dad, you bastard."

"Lu Bai, can you come out and clarify for me quickly? I can't stand it anymore."

"Fuck, whether you want to clarify or not, I won't beg you. I'm going to give up. Whatever happens, I don't plan to stay in China recently. I'll take my Xu Yang to Paris, F country, to see the Eiffel Tower."

...

Lu Bai was navigating with his mobile phone in his hand. He was not familiar with this continent and was afraid that he would be harmed by Tony, the driver sent by Meni.

Although he was not too afraid, he had to be on guard.

So Lu Bai had actually been watching Huang Tao's news.

When he heard that Huang Tao was rumored to be 0, his eyelids even jumped.

When he saw Huang Tao said he would take Xu Yang to see the Eiffel Tower, Lu Bai's heart suddenly moved.

He still remembered the song, "Confession Balloon": Coffee on the left bank, by the Seine.

I hold a cup in my hand, savoring your beauty.

This song is magical.

Lu Bai is in the car now, and he is ready to sing a song, but then he holds back because he thinks he can't scare the driver in the car.

"Tony."