Section 296

"How could you possibly know?

Wait, no, you said you knew?"

"Uh haha, old man, you know, as a young man, I like to dream, sometimes during the day, sometimes I have some weird dreams, and I may know some weird things, this is reasonable, right?"

"You are reasonable, tell me honestly, what do you mean by this?"

"Old man, you also know that I will have a son in nearly nine months. This kid is a bit weird. He just appeared in my dream and said that someone wanted to harm me, but this child is filial. He told me not to be afraid, he would protect me, this is my son, then I must believe him."

The old man was almost furious when he heard what Lu Bai said.

This bastard, just say you are weird and that's it, you have to talk about your son.

But he didn't lose his mind at this time.

"Lu Bai, you mean that you already know the news, and you are sure that you will be fine."

"Uh, maybe about 120%, I will be fine."

"Lu Bai, are you sure? You have to know that this time is not a joke. MacArthur has prepared three intercontinental missiles."

"Uh, didn't I draw three lines on the treasure map?"

Hearing Lu Bai's words, the old man was also dumbfounded.

After a long time, the treasure map that Lu Bai made was this thing.

The three lines correspond to the route map of three intercontinental missiles. No wonder the drawing is so weird. He arranged hundreds of experts to study it, but they didn't figure out what it is.

Who could have thought of this?

"Lu Bai, you mean that the treasure map you drew is the flight path of the three missiles this time?"

"It should be, it might be, right."

"Don't tell me it should be possible."

"That is it."

"Then where is the last circle?"

"You slandered me as weird, so I won't tell you."

"Lu Bai, are you a child?"

"Compared to you, I am a child."

"Are you sure you will be fine?"

"I'm not stupid, I know I'm in danger now, so I won't run away, which means I'm sure I'm fine, and old man, maybe these three intercontinental missiles can give you a surprise."

"What surprise?"

"You said I was weird, I can't tell you."

"Lu Bai."

"Ah..."

"I don't want to talk to you anymore."

"Beep beep beep..."

Listening to the old man's words, Lu Bai hung up the phone directly. You said you didn't want to talk to me anymore, so I hung up, you shouldn't be angry.

No, the old man was almost furious standing by the window of the office.

Lu Bai, you bastard, you hung up on me again.

But then, the old man showed a kind smile on his face.

"Lu Bai, I want to see what kind of surprise you will give me this time."

Then the old man added: "This bastard, talking to him is really annoying. Next time I won't call him, let Lao Er call."

Chapter 11 Missile Launch

Netizens all over the world are now studying Lu Bai's treasure map.

Everyone wants to find something from Lu Bai's treasure map.

But what they don't know is that Lu Bai calls the things he draws casually "treasure map."

So, you all think too much.

But someone didn't think too much, that is Sha Bin, who is still doing charity with Zhang San on Daliang Mountain.

Having just experienced a wave of Weibo hot searches, Sha Bin is full of vigor and energy. He finally experienced the taste of Lu Bai's evil and fame.

Even in such a remote and desolate place like Daliang Mountain, many people know him.

The first thing he said when they met was: "Look, is this the evil jinx mentioned on the Internet?"

When Sabin heard this title, he usually had a blank expression on his face, but he was actually very happy.

What's wrong with a jinx? Then I am also the most evil jinx in the world. Except for Lu Bai, I am the most evil in the world.

Who dares to disobey?

I'm a jinx.

When Sabin saw Lu Bai's tweet, he and the staff of Lu Bai Charity Foundation had just finished unloading books for the children of Daliangshan Charity Primary School, and a group of people sat together to rest.

Then Sabin suddenly said: "Let me tell you, I have been with Lu Bai the longest and know him best. Our boss is a dog... a good man. He definitely won't have any treasure maps. If there are good things, he would have kept them for himself and let us see them.

This is a broken painting. I don't know what evil things are placed in it. Just look at it."

As soon as the voice fell, a fat girl with regular features, white face, and bright eyes, who weighed about 200 pounds, suddenly became angry.

"Shabin, you bastard, you dare to say bad things about our leader behind his back, believe it or not, I will slap you in the face."

Shabin listened to the words and looked at the huge girl sitting opposite him with an incredible look on his face, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch.

This fat girl is called Jiang Zhen, a staff member of Lu Bai Charity Fund who was just recruited by Zhang San two days ago, and she has a very hot temper.

When he was chatting with Zhang San, he asked where the fat girl came from, and Jiang Zhen accidentally heard it, and kicked him in the ass, and the strong kick directly made him chew mud.

This caused him to panic every time he saw Jiang Zhen.

This fat girl has a very hot temper, and you can't afford to offend her.

Moreover, this girl is not only tall and tall, but also has an impressive family background. Zhang San said that the Jiang Zhen family is a member of one of the most powerful families in the capital.

This is the spell that he can use to cast a broom star, but he can't do it.

In the end, Sabin had to keep reassuring himself in his heart that good men should not fight with women, and good men should not fight with women.

But Sabin never thought that if he didn't provoke a fat girl like Jiang Zhen, she would bully him every time she caught him.

Look, now that she just said something bad about Lu Bai, Jiang Zhen wanted to slap him.

But what he said is absolutely true.

Sabin lowered his head slightly and whispered: "If you don't believe me, just wait and see. Lu Bai must be thinking about something evil when he posted this bullshit treasure map."

"Sabine, are you feeling itchy?"

"Jiang Zhen, why are you a bully?"

"I'm bullying you. Why? If you don't accept it, let's have a fight."

"you..."

"No, you, why are you acting like a bitch? Do you dare?"

"I was wrong. I dare not."

"That's pretty much it. Let me tell you, if you dare to speak ill of our leader behind his back in the future, just wait for the whipping."

"I did not say."

"You said it, why do you still dare to quibble?"

"Tch, you don't believe it, right? Then just wait and see."

...

At the same time, in the vast waters of the Mediterranean, MacArthur was standing at the front of the nuclear submarine, looking firmly in the direction of the United States, looking excited.

Lu Bai, you know how to be evil, right?

Your evil skills are of no use. Let me see if your evil skills can deal with the intercontinental missile in my hand.

"The trumpeter is in position!"

"yes!"

"The trumpeter is in position!"

"Expand and launch."

"3,2,1, launch!"

In the billowing smoke, three powerful missiles instantly rose into the sky and headed straight for the country of Y.

Looking up and watching three intercontinental missiles successfully launched, MacArthur's heart finally fell.