I'm a Star, It's Not Right for Me to Go to Jail Every Day

Chapter 289

After seeing the news, netizens suddenly became excited.

"Damn it, did I read that correctly? Li Jin was really arrested?"

"That broomstick Sabine, is his blessing so effective?"

"Really, Li Jin was really arrested?"

"Nonsense, that was news released by the Central Government. It could be wrong. It must be true, and it was Li Jin who took the initiative to surrender."

"Li Jin's long-haired monster was really caught. Now that I feel comfortable, I know there must be something wrong with Li Jin."

"But this Sabin is quite evil. He can really bless success."

"Needless to say, it's definitely the fault of that bitch Lu Bai. He's not behind it. I don't believe Sabin can be so evil."

"That's true, our leader has learned bad things now. He doesn't reveal his evil sect himself, and he actually appoints a spokesperson. This is the style of this piece of shit."

"By the way, didn't Lu Bai go to Y Li Country to watch a football match tonight? This kid must have been stimulated and made Sabin do this."

Brother Qianqian: "Brothers, really, really, you see, this bitch Li Jin was caught, he was really caught. This time there is hope for our Chinese football, Sabin is good, but I still have to thank Master Lu. I must have given him the instruction. Sabin did a great job."

"This Li Jinzhen was arrested and he surrendered. Oh my God, this Lu Bai is indeed the leader of a cult. He is so evil."

Just when all the netizens on the Internet were buzzing with the news, two posts were posted at the same time.

Sabin: "Thank you, our great leader Lu Bai, for helping me."

Lu Bai: "Don't slander me. Sabine's broom star has nothing to do with me."

As soon as the meager results were announced, both Lu Bai and Sabin were stunned.

Sabine: "Damn, what a coincidence."

"Oops, it's over."

"If this meager amount is revealed, Lu Bai will be so angry that he will kill me."

"Will he take back the evil gate from me?"

Lu Bai? ? ?

"Sabine, what the fuck, uncle!!!"

"You're cheating on me and you."

"You are evil, what does it have to do with me?"

Immediately afterwards, the two people deleted Weibo almost at the same time.

Covering one's ears and stealing the bell? ? ?

But it’s useless. Netizens are all as smart as monkeys, how could they let go of such a fun thing.

Soon Sabin's meager number one hot search was taken away by Lu Bai, and the number one hot search officially became: "Lu Bai has such a tough mouth!"

"x-on:鲁白, leader, you posted so little, why did you delete it?"

"It's okay, leader, I have it here. I took a screenshot. Look, take a look. Come and see if it's what you just posted."

"Leader, your mouth is really tough. Even a dead duck's mouth is not as tough as yours."

"Shabine, you did a great job. I will remember you tonight. I have sworn not to pay attention to anyone except the leader and his wife, but today I must pay attention to you. From now on, you will give Lu Bai a good fuck for us." Stubborn."

"Hahaha, you laughed me to death. This Sabin is so funny. It's time for him to show off his meagerness. Leader, are you confused? I wonder if you will still be tough in the future?"

"I knew it must be you, the leader, who was behind this."

Sabine: "Boss, this matter really has nothing to do with me. I really didn't mean it."

"You die."

"No, boss, I still owe you so much money. If I die, I can't pay you back."

"I don't want money, just go to hell."

Then Sabine was silent.

As for Lu Bai, he was actually not angry either.

Coincidence, this is all a coincidence.

Putting away his phone, Lu Bai continued to watch the game between Luo Niu and Juventus. In fact, he didn't care at all about posting on Weibo at the same time as Shabin.

I have a tough mouth. I know it myself and you know it too, so everyone knows that you can say whatever you like. My brain will automatically filter it out anyway.

...

At this time, the game has reached the 35th minute of the second half. Counting overtime, there will only be 15 minutes left at most in this game.

The score on the field was 0-3, and the Luo Niu team trailed the Old Lady by three goals at home.

On Lu Bai's left hand sat Song Celadon, on his right was the boss of Luo Niu Team, and on the other side was Toti, the totem of Luo Niu Team.

At this time, both of them looked ugly. After all, their home team was already trailing 0-3, and they were still at their home court. It could be said that they were beaten with no strength to resist.

The key is that the big boss of their Yili country invited Lu Bai here today, and he was completely embarrassed.

The fans who had been cheering from a distance for almost half of the game died down as the old woman scored the third goal, and some fans even started to leave.

There were just over ten minutes left. They were beaten 3-0 and the whole game was suppressed. This team still had little hope.

If you don't watch it anymore, you might as well go back and find a girl to sleep with for comfort.

At this moment, Totti couldn't help but look at Lu Bai, his eyes full of hope.

He opened and closed his mouth, but finally couldn't bear it anymore. Totti finally said: "Mr. Lu Bai, do you think our Luo Niu team still has hope for this game?"

Lu Bai still likes Totti. From January 1993, after Totti entered the first team of Luo Niu, he played for Luo Niu for twenty-five seasons. It is truly one man, one city, and he deserves to be called Luo Niu. prince.

Such a loyal warrior deserves respect from everyone.

Lu Bai still knows a little about football. Judging from the performance of the Luo Niu team on the field, this game is definitely a no-go. The gap is too big.

But he still said something rare against his will, "Since the game is not over, there is hope."

As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Niu goalkeeper Onana was kicking the ball in the backcourt. The moment Onana's foot touched the football, the small football was like a missile launcher, flying towards the opponent at high speed. The goal smacked away.

The moment Onana kicked the ball out, he was stunned.

I...why do I suddenly have so much strength? I feel like this ball is a bit evil.

Immediately afterwards, I saw the football sliding through a long and extremely beautiful arc in the air, heading straight for the Juventus goal.

"Onana takes the goal kick."

"OH, MY, GOD, this ball seems to be a little too powerful."

"Wait, that's not right."

"Why does this ball look like it's heading towards Juventus' goal?"

"FUCK, my God, I saw something."

"This ball, this ball, went straight to the dead center of Juventus' goal. Buffon, he...he didn't touch the ball."

"The ball, the ball went in."

"God, what did I see?"

"Thirty-six years, I have watched football for thirty-six years, and I have never seen such an outrageous goal. Onana, he is amazing, he is really amazing."

"This year's Puskas Award must be won by Onana's goal. No, this is simply the most exciting goal in the history of football development."

"Can you imagine that a goalkeeper kicked a shot from his own goal that shocked everyone, and the ball actually went into the opponent's goal? Oh my God, this is simply terrible."

"Who said football only requires eleven people? One person is enough. He can keep the goal and he can score goals. This is so damn weird."

After Onana watched the football fly into the Juventus goal, he was also stunned.

I...I just wanted to take a big kick, but why did the ball go in?

This is too evil.

At this time, the fans on the field watched the ball fly into the Juventus goal. Almost everyone had their mouths wide open and expressions of disbelief on their faces.

This goal was too ridiculous to score.

However, they were lucky enough to see such a wonderful goal that could be recorded in the history of football, and their emotions were also aroused.

If we lose this game, we lose it, but we still have the courage to challenge.

Some fans knew that a guy named Lu Bai was on the court tonight, and they even looked in Lu Bai's direction teasingly.

Probably what I want to say is, although you, Lu Bai, are evil, and although we can't defeat you, we still have the courage to challenge you, just like Onana's magic touch.

At this moment, the other person involved was Buffon. He stared blankly at the football still rolling in his own goal, with astonishment written all over his face.

The football that was beating now seemed to be showing off or mocking him.

You, you are the man called the door god, aren't you good at it?

You can't even defend a ball like this.

But how should he defend it? The ball was sent from the opposite goal line, but no matter the power when it reached him or the weird arc, he couldn't catch it even if he was fully prepared.

And then more evil things happened one after another.

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