Section 297

James, the coward, always said that Lu Bai was a weird bastard. If you launch a missile, he might even make the missile weird.

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My missile has been successfully launched.

Lu Bai, you have been relying on your weirdness to do evil things. This time, I will personally put an end to your weird myth.

"Keep an eye on the trajectory of the missile. If there is any problem, report to me immediately, okay?"

"Yes, Commander."

"In addition, prepare a press release. When the missile enters the territory of Yli Country, release it immediately, saying that I, MacArthur, will enforce justice today, help people all over the world eradicate evil, and kill Lu Bai, the weird one. All the consequences will be borne by me, MacArthur."

"Yes!"

On the other side, Jonas, the commander of the Y Navy, was stunned when he saw that the United States suddenly launched three intercontinental missiles.

They said they would act, but they didn't say they would use such a powerful weapon.

Damn, you have brought out intercontinental missiles, what is MacArthur going to do?

And their exercise hasn't officially started yet.

What is going on?

It feels like they have been tricked this time.

"Commander, what's going on with MacArthur? Why did they suddenly launch three intercontinental missiles?"

"Commander, we seem to have been tricked."

"What do you mean?"

"MacArthur just sent a message that this exercise is actually fake. He is taking advantage of this exercise to attack Lu Bai."

Jonas' face turned pale when he heard this.

Is this damn MacArthur crazy? He dared to attack Lu Bai, and used three intercontinental missiles to target one person?

Is he crazy?

Let's not talk about whether your three intercontinental missiles can kill Lu Bai. Even if you kill him, it will cause heavy casualties among ordinary people in Yli country. How can he explain to the world then?

This reckless man, idiot.

But think about it carefully, this is really the only way out. Lu Bai is really too arrogant now. It would be a good thing for any country in the world to kill him. Take their Y country for example. They don't have to pay the remaining hundreds of billions of protection fees, and they don't have to live in fear of being dominated by Lu Bai all day long.

But you can't do it during the military exercise with our Y country.

What if, what if, it doesn't work, with Lu Bai's character, their Y country will definitely suffer.

This damn MacArthur.

Chapter 12 MacArthur, you can't afford this consequence

October 13, 3:18 pm.

Three intercontinental missiles entered the territory of Yli country according to the predetermined orbit.

The moment Meni received the news, people were dumbfounded.

What's going on? The United States launched three intercontinental missiles towards our Yli country?

What are they going to do? Are they trying to provoke World War III?

If a real fight breaks out, their Yli country will have almost no ability to fight back, but it shouldn't be like that. The United States has no reason to attack them.

Then, a terrible thought appeared in Meni's mind.

Could these three intercontinental missiles be heading for Lu Bai?

That's the only explanation.

The appearance of these three intercontinental missiles will definitely cause a large number of casualties and property losses in their Yli country, but at this moment Meni suddenly relaxed in his heart.

If these three intercontinental missiles can kill Lu Bai, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing.

At the speed of the missiles, it's too late to notify Lu Bai now.

Then: just watch.

Just when the three intercontinental missiles flew over Luonius City, a report from MacArthur suddenly occupied the headlines of major media around the world.

"I am MacArthur, the former commander of the U.S. Navy. Today, I, MacArthur, have decided to enforce justice and help people all over the world eradicate evil. I will kill Lu Bai, the evil man. All the consequences will be borne by me alone."

The news and the three intercontinental missiles appeared almost at the same time.

That is to say, when the news came out, the missiles were about to fall on Lu Bai's head.

Whether MacArthur wanted to be a hero or a thug, people all over the world will remember this man named MacArthur who dared to stand up and eat the evil fruit.

And at the moment when the news came out, people all over the world subconsciously walked out of the room, office, came to the street, looked up at the sky, and at this moment, the world seemed to have stopped.

Since MacArthur used three intercontinental missiles to deal with Lu Bai, and the intercontinental missiles were launched when they reached the territory of Yli Country, they had already determined in their hearts that Lu Bai was dead this time.

They now understand Lu Bai's evil ways, but Lu Bai's evil ways seem a bit illusory and coincidental to everyone, and are not as shocking as the four words "intercontinental missile".

Think about a flesh and blood body, how can it withstand the bombing of intercontinental missiles? Let alone three, even one will blow up the person to pieces.

With such a conclusion, everyone's mood changed instantly.

They didn't feel very happy. MacArthur was venting for everyone. What was outrageous was that almost everyone had a regretful thought in their hearts at this moment.

It was like seeing the scene of the evil boy in the East dying with their own eyes.

The legend withered.

In fact, it is not strange for everyone to have such an idea. After all, although Lu Bai is weird, he has never done anything bad to ordinary people. His weirdness is either to help his country or to eradicate some evil terrorists.

Such a person who can bring joy to everyone and uphold justice is about to die, and it is normal for everyone to feel sorry.

But just when everyone was worried about Lu Bai at this moment, an accident suddenly happened.

The three intercontinental missiles did fly over the hotel where Lu Bai lived according to the predetermined trajectory, and then in the shocked eyes of everyone, the missiles with blue flames behind them stopped weirdly, and then flew away in a weird arc.

Everyone was dumbfounded by this scene.

The missiles should explode when they reach the designated location.

But why did they fly away again?

I can't understand it, I can't understand it at all.

At this time, there were also brave people who recorded this scene and posted it on Twitter.

"Brothers, did you see that? These are the three intercontinental missiles launched by MacArthur. Today, thanks to Master Lu Bai, I have seen with my own eyes what real missiles look like.

But this is totally different from what I imagined.

It is expected that this missile will fall over the hotel where Lu Bai lives, and then with three "bangs", our Luoniu City will be blown into ruins.

But you see, I am fine now, and I am even in the mood to take pictures of the missile falling for you. Wow, it is really exciting.

Wait!

No, my God, why did this missile start to turn again?

No, no, the missile flew away, this missile flew away.

Fuck, fuck, weird, this is really weird."

The expected explosion did not occur, and there were no casualties. The missile turned and ran away by itself. This scene made all the Yli people who were close to Lu Bai stunned.

Following the stunned were netizens all over the world.

At this time, there was no language to express their feelings. They could not imagine any other words except "weird".

"This is not weird, theirs, who can tell me what is weird."

"Too weird, damn it, I thought I was going to see God, but I didn't expect that I would survive miraculously."

"I think this oriental kid named Lu Bai is a little weird, but I really didn't expect him to be so weird that he could even take away an intercontinental missile. Who can I go to for justice?"

"Pope, Pope, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, that... Rossi, if Lu Bai comes again next time, you should pick him up Just wait for him, and say... I, Fang Luo, don't want to receive him, but the doctor said that if I see him again, I will die. "

"Your Holiness, that... doctor, the doctor told me the same thing."

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James: "MacArthur, that idiot, I have told him countless times not to provoke Lu Bai, this weird guy, he is really weird, why doesn't he believe me, why doesn't he believe me, huh?

Damn it, now it's good, our country will have to bear the consequences together with this idiot. "

And where is Lu Bai at this time?

He was standing on the roof of the hotel where he was staying, drinking 1982 Sprite, looking up at three intercontinental missiles, and then watching the three intercontinental missiles disappear quickly from his sight.

He couldn't help but show a wicked smile on his face.

Damn it, my big baby son is so amazing that he can even take away the missiles.

Although he was mentally prepared, Lu Bai was also shocked at this time.

Weird, it's really fucking weird.