Section 305

Then what good countermeasures do we have now, Muto Ying? "

"Your Majesty, we just discussed that there is no way but to let these three intercontinental missiles fall on our dirty water treatment plant."

"What are the consequences?"

"After...consequences, our dirty water treatment plant will be completely blown up, and then the waste from the dirty water treatment plant is likely to flow back to our Lucky Island."

"Baga, impossible, how is this possible."

"Baga, baga, baga."

"Is there really no way out?"

"Your Majesty, we really have no way out. The most we can do now is to issue a statement to condemn it, but Your Majesty, you also know that we cannot inform the public about the dirty water treatment plant, so..."

"Don't say that, if the waste from the dirty water treatment plant flows back to our Lucky Island, our Lucky Island will be finished. Immediately notify all the people who have participated in sewage discharge before, and build several large dirty water treatment plants on our Lucky Island to treat the dirty water.

The Chinese have a saying, it's not that there is no retribution, it's just that I didn't expect that the retribution would come so quickly. After being messed up by Lu Bai twice, the economy of our Lucky Island will be at least 30 years behind. "

If it were in the past, the Emperor might have started a war to deal with this crisis.

But that was the evil Lu Bai, and war was useless to that evil guy.

"It's His Majesty the Emperor."

"Muto Ying, why don't you leave?"

"Your Majesty, there's one more thing. How should we deal with the three intercontinental missiles?"

"Muto Ying, do you want me to issue a statement to condemn Lu Bai?"

"No. "

"Lu Bai, forget it. We can't afford to offend that evil guy, but we still need to condemn them. Since these three intercontinental missiles belong to the United States, we should condemn them and let them compensate us for our losses. Yes, we should sue the United States and let them help us bear the losses. Otherwise, we will kill them. If we die, we will die together. If we don't have a good life, we won't let those paparazzi in the United States have an easy life. "

"Uh... Your Majesty, are you serious? "

"Serious, very serious. "

Chapter 18 Travel Guide

Since Lu Bai appeared, not only China, but the whole world seems to be bustling. In Lu Bai's words, it is a beautiful scene of prosperity.

It is really noisy.

But Lu Bai's evil has never been aimed at those kind and lovely ordinary people.

It seems that his appearance is like a diligent scavenger, cleaning up the dirty things for Blue Star.

In fact, many people now agree with this point.

As for the Emperor's talk of war, it is absolutely impossible.

Because he, Lu Bai, is not dead yet.

At this time, Lu Bai has packed his luggage with Song Qingci in the hotel. When he came, he brought nothing with him. When he was about to leave Yli Country, he didn't have anything extra on him.

It can be said that he waved his hand and didn't take away a cloud.

The old man of Yli Country Banmeni: Hehe.

Pope: Hehe.

You, Lu Bai, didn't take it with you. You asked our cargo plane to transport it back to China. The properties that you couldn't take with you are now all written with your name, Lu Bai. What else do you want?

But if these two knew that Lu Bai was finally leaving, they would definitely be very happy. They might even say in their hearts: This bandit is finally leaving.

But in fact, Lu Bai knew that his several evil deeds in Yli Country were not over yet.

Because there is still an island called the City of Desire floating on the sea. At present, this island is also floating to the east, and it looks like it has found its home.

In addition to the missile incident, netizens are no longer concerned about where this island will go in the end. After all, it has been floating on the sea for more than ten days, and netizens' novelty has long passed.

But relatively Soon they will find out that this is a real big evil, a most special miracle in history, which will be born on this small island.

After packing his luggage, Lu Bai informed Mei Ni that he was leaving and asked Mei Ni to help him find a car.

Next stop: Country Y.

Why go to Country Y? Because this missile incident was jointly done by the United States and Country Y. Lu Bai knew that Country Y was wronged, but since it had been wronged once, Lu Bai thought that Country Y would not care about being wronged again.

After Mei Ni received the news from Lu Bai, he was so excited that he almost fainted.

He kept saying reluctant words, but he was so excited in his heart.

Great, great, Lu Bai, the bandit, is finally leaving. As for where Lu Bai is going, it has nothing to do with their Country Y. That is What does Lu Bai want to go have to do with their Yli country?

While Lu Bai was waiting for the car, Lucky Island had already launched an offensive against the United States, both in terms of public opinion and action, and it seemed that it wanted to fight to the death with the United States.

This made the United States at a loss for a moment.

The missile was launched by their United States and was about to fall on Lucky Island. They wanted to explain, but how else could they explain it?

There was a mistake.

Okay, the official of Lucky Island said that since you sent it by mistake, you have to compensate our Lucky Island for the loss of 2 trillion beautiful coins. If you don’t give it, they will prepare for war.

Although Lucky Island is in a remote place and its military strength is definitely not as good as that of the United States, according to the intelligence obtained by the United States, Lucky Island is going to take real action this time. If you don’t pay, then go to war.

This made the United States feel awkward all of a sudden.

They like war, but they also fight for their own interests. They are unwilling to have a war that hurts others and does not benefit themselves.

But they don't want to pay money either.

Finally, the United States proposed a plan to pay less money and then hand over MacArthur, the instigator, to Lucky Island for processing, but Lucky Island did not agree at all.

So the two countries quarreled on the Internet, and the matter soon reached the United Nations on Blue Star.

At this time, it was Zhou Zhenggang's turn to appear.

Zhou Zhenggang did not expect that someone would give him such a big gift just after he took office.

Now the ambassadors of the United States and Lucky Island to the United Nations on Blue Star are waiting outside for Zhou Zhenggang to meet them.

"Lu Bai, the people from Lucky Island and the United States are waiting outside to ask for my opinion. How do you think this matter should be handled?"

"What does this have to do with me? They are looking for you, not me?"

"No, Lu Bai and the others just want me to ask you what to do about this matter. Aren't you going to be the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize soon? They all want to hear your opinion."

"Yes, I forgot that I am about to become the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. I have to say a few words about this matter.

How about this, you tell them not to affect the election of the Nobel Peace Prize winner, give me face, and don't fight this war. Let the United States pay compensation. Since this matter was caused by the United States, let them pay one trillion.

Everyone make a concession, it's good for you, it's good for me, it's good for everyone."

Zhou Zhenggang told the two ambassadors the original words, and then the two unlucky guys went back to report.

It's good for you, it's good for me, it's good for everyone, bullshit, in the end it's not you, Lu Bai, yourself.

At the same time, the news that Lu Bai was about to leave Yli Country was also released.

"Lu Bai, are you leaving?"

"Really? Has he had enough fun in Yli Country?"

"Our leader is not playing, he has obviously finished robbing and is going to move to the next one."

"Leader, leader, who are you going to rob next? Let us make a guide for you first to see which one is richer."

Lu Bai: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm here to travel, robbing, robbing what, what does this robbery have to do with me, don't you know that I'm a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize, am I the kind of person who robs?"

"Hehehe!!!"

"Hehe!!!"

"Hehehe!!!"

"Yes, Lu Bai is right, everything you say is right, you are not robbing, you are just traveling, then leader, tell us where you are going to travel, we will make a guide for you."

At the same time, after hearing this news, the top leaders of various countries were scared and sweating.

This bandit is going to move to another place.

"Lu Bai, has he really left Yli Country?"

"Yes, then where do you think Lu Bai's next stop will be?"

"I don't know, he hasn't announced it to the public, and we don't know where Lu Bai is going to rob next."

"Uh... do you think we should hide those valuables?"

"What's the point of hiding? If Lu Bai wants to rob, do you think the things you hide will be safe?"

"So what?"

"So we can only pray that Lu Bai's next stop is not our country."

"But I guess Lu Bai's next stop should be the United States. After all, the United States's actions this time have offended Lu Bai. With Lu Bai's narrow-mindedness, he will definitely not let the United States go so easily."

"Yes, Lu Bai is a narrow-minded guy. This time Lu Bai will definitely go straight to the United States."

Just when countless netizens and senior officials of various countries were discussing where Lu Bai was going, Lu Bai suddenly tweeted: "Next stop, Y Country."

As soon as the news was sent out, the "travel guide" of Y Country directly ranked second on Twitter's hot search list.