Section 262

At this time, Lu Bai still maintained the evil smile just now, and his facial expression did not seem to change at all, but in Lu Bai's heart.

Damn, this is too much of a coincidence.

I just got off the car, and you gave me three thunders.

Fuck.

My ears are almost deafened.

Damn, this way of appearance is awesome and explosive no matter where it is placed.

And those birdmen, why do they all look stupid, are they scared by me.

Damn, I am too weird.

When Han Li of Qingyunmen appeared, he might not be as cool as me.

Fuck, no wonder I have a premonition, this is really a bit weird.

No, where is my son, where is my son, it must be the son in my wife's belly who did it, that stinky boy, he has done so many things in just a few days after he was born, it's really fucking scary.

At this moment, Lu Bai has already imagined too many things in his mind.

But the people present and the audience who were lucky enough to watch the live broadcast were all dumbfounded.

"Brothers, I'm not blind or deaf, I just saw the leader doing something evil."

"I don't think so, I seem to have seen it too."

"Definitely not, the eight people in our dormitory are now all fooled by our leader, the leader couldn't help but release his evil power just after leaving China, as soon as he got off the car, he gave everyone a bolt from the blue, three thunders, damn, this way of appearance is simply fucking hot."

"Wait a minute, let me slow down, I feel like I can't hold it anymore, these three thunders are almost giving me a high C, damn, now all of China knows that Lu Bai is evil, but the leader's dog coin, he doesn't admit it, today's incident, I want to see how he can quibble."

"Cunning What the hell is this argument? If this isn't weird, there's nothing weird in this world. "

"I think the leader has been restrained in China. Look, he's so fierce and awesome when he goes out now. He'll give you three thunderclaps when he shows up."

"Just now I was watching the Internet and saw those foreign idiots mocking our leader, saying that our leader is a waste. Now I want to know if they've been scared to death by our leader."

"Great, I'm so happy to hear these three thunderclaps today. Let's see who dares to look down on us Chinese people in the future. If they don't accept it, I'll give you a thunderclap and scare them to death."

"This stinky boy, this is too weird. If I knew Lu Bai could be so weird, I would have married my daughter to him a long time ago, maybe my baby grandson is here now, can't Lu Bai be a little more weird, so that my grandson can come out earlier. "

Huang Tao: "Fuck, Lu Bai is a bitch, he can also attract thunder, how come I don't know, damn, this thing looks so cool, no, I have to let him teach me, as long as he is willing to call me, it's okay for me to call him daddy."

Zhou Zhenggang: "If my daughter really likes Lu Bai, and becomes his mistress, I think I can accept it now."

Cao Cao: "Arrange people to print and publish "The Holy Book of Cults" quickly, and remember to add the preface at the beginning, the cult leader Lu Bai can attract thunder."

Eight big men: "Old buddies, we should have seen it right just now."

"No, Lu Bai is really a lightning rod. The eight wonders of Blue Star, the old man now feels that compared with Lu Bai's appearance today, it is simply weak. "

"Old Li, you will say it is weak. "

"Old Wang, don't you think so? "

"It seems to be a bit exaggerated. Fortunately, fortunately, Lu Bai is from China and is very patriotic, which is very kind. "

"Yes, this time it is the turn of our old rivals to have a headache. When I think of this, I am particularly happy. "

...

On this day, the busiest places in China are actually car 4S stores and repair shops, especially Cadillac 4S stores. In addition to the Cadillacs in the store being sold out, their repair masters are all jumping up and down and cursing.

Because all the vehicles sold by Cadillac in China have broken doors.

They are all learning from Lu Bai to close the door and then attract lightning.

As a result, the thunder was not detonated, and all the car doors were broken. This really exhausted them. According to conservative estimates, they will have to repair the car doors for three months this year, and there may even be complications, that is, seeing the car doors will make you want to vomit.

Several major cities even caused traffic jams because of too many broken car doors, and it was not until the next day that traffic was barely restored.

And foreign netizens also saw on this day how evil the cult leader of China is.

"Fuck, did you see that? Lu Bai from China seemed to be really weird just now."

"Damn it, shut up, I'm not blind, I saw it all, damn, it's really weird, he gave us a blow right after getting off the car."

"Fuck, who said that Lu Bai from China is not weird, he can attract thunder, have you ever seen it, it's even weirder than the legend."

"I used to think that this Lu Bai from China was a weird thing deliberately made up by the Chinese, until I saw the thunderbolt today, I realized that this was not made up, he was really too weird, scared me to death."

"Mom, it's too scary, this Chinese is too scary, so scary, so scary."

"Lu Bai can really attract thunder."

"I saw it with my own eyes, how can it be wrong."

"I just can't believe it."

James: "You should have seen it now. I think we should not discuss whether Lu Bai is evil or not. I think the most urgent thing we should do is to discuss how much protection fee should be paid to Lu Bai."

Y Country Parliament: "Let someone calculate how much money we took from China in the past, including interest, and give it to China at the current ratio. Lu Bai is so evil, I'm afraid no one can afford to offend him. Damn, how lucky is China to have such an evil thing."

Lucky Island: "Baga, thanks to the protection fee paid first, otherwise it may be uncertain whether Lucky Island exists now."

Chapter 164 Unique reporter interview

At this time, the scene was already silent, and even the fans and cult members who came to support Lu Bai were shocked by Lu Bai's move for a long time.

It was really unexpected that their leader had such a trick.

It was not until Lu Bai walked to the side of the Pope that everyone slowly came to their senses.

It seemed that Lu Bai, who started walking at this moment, made people vaguely feel that Lu Bai should be a normal person.

As for the Pope, although he was not frightened to unconsciousness by Lu Bai, the turbulent waves in his heart still did not subside.

How, how could it be so weird?

It was really a ghost.

This was in their St. Bit Cathedral. He got off the car and attracted lightning to them. Who the hell could bear this?

As for what Lu Bai wanted to extort now, he didn't care. If they didn't demolish their St. Bit Cathedral, he would burn incense.

Even the Pope wanted to worship Buddha now.

If the Lord couldn't bless them, the gods and Buddhas in the East might be able to bless them.

"Your Highness, are you okay?"

"I... uh, I'm fine, Master Lu."

"Your Highness, don't call me Master Lu. I'm not a master. These are all nonsense from netizens. I'm actually a singer, a star, nothing else."

At this time, the Pope once again experienced Lu Bai's special way of speaking.

Just now in the car, Lu Bai was talking to him about Master Lu. When he came out to face the crowd, he immediately changed his words and said that he was a celebrity artist. He was not a cult leader at all.

Lu Bai, do you dare to say that you are not evil?

If you are not evil, how did this thunder come out?

It appeared out of nowhere?

However, it seems that it really appeared out of nowhere.

But if it has nothing to do with you, Lu Bai, no fool would believe it.

But at this time, Pope Fang Luo was no longer able to refute Lu Bai. Now whatever you, Lu Bai, say is what it is. I won’t argue with you, okay?

"Then I'll call you Mr. Lu Bai. Since Mr. Lu Bai has already arrived in our Vatican, I will personally take Mr. Lu Bai and your wife to visit our St. Peter's Cathedral."

"No hurry, no hurry. Since we are already in the Vatican, let's take a photo first as a souvenir. I have always admired the Pope and St. Peter."

Fang Luo: You admire your $%&&$%#x-on:#x-on:x-on:$%$%!!!!

You have forgotten how you bullied an 80-year-old man like me in the car just now.

But now Fang Luo did not dare to offend Lu Bai. It was said on the Internet that Lu Bai was particularly petty. If he caused them another thunder, he was afraid that their St. Peter's Cathedral might be instantly reduced to ashes.

"Yes, yes, this is Mr. Lu Bai's first time to travel abroad, so we have to make a souvenir."

Seeing that the Pope had no objection, Lu Bai suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the press corps that was closer to them.

"Who is the reporter from China? Please come over and take a photo of me and the generous Pope."

As a result, as soon as Lu Bai stretched out his hand, the Vatican followers on the left all squatted down. They were so scared that some even wet their pants. They were no longer as high-spirited as they had been when they mocked Lu Bai just now.

Now they were all so scared that they were afraid that Lu Bai would also attract thunder to them and then they would all be gone.

They had faith in their hearts, but when the so-called faith collided with the evil, they suddenly realized that this faith was nothing and was not as scary as the evil.

Lu Bai was actually a little dumbfounded when he saw this scene. I just stretched out my hand, what are you afraid of?

Fortunately, Guan Gu, a reporter from China in the Vatican, came out to help everyone out.

"Master Lu, I am Guan Gu, a reporter from China."

"Don't call me Master Lu, I'm not, just call me Lu Bai."

"Um... OK Mr. Lu Bai, do you want me to take a photo of you and the Pope?"

"Let's take a photo first, and then I want to be interviewed."