Section 260

"Master Lu is joking, I...I am just a translator, I can't be the master."

"You can't make the decision. Ask the Pope. If he nods, he agrees. What do you think?"

Seeing that Lu Bai had stretched his hand towards the Pope's big, bald head, Morat seemed to have seen a ghost.

Lu Bai nodded as he said this. It couldn't be that he was pressing the Pope's head.

It seems that this leader Lu, who doesn't play by the rules, is very capable.

Fang Luo was indeed pretending to be faint. It was Lu Bai, the leader of the cult, who said something so outrageous that he didn't dare to answer it. He was afraid that if Lu Bai said something again, "If you don't agree, I will wipe out all the cult leaders in the Vatican."

If this happens, he will become the most humiliating pope in the hundreds of years since the Holy See was established.

In fact, he had already received news on the way here that Lucky Island was threatened by Lu Bai and handed over a large sum of protection money, so at that time he was mentally prepared to let Lu Bai extort a sum of money and send this plague god away quickly. .

Five hundred properties is barely acceptable.

But Lu Bai didn't expect that after just a few minutes of sitting down, Lu Bai came again and asked for another five hundred houses. If Lu Bai continued to ask for it, by the time he got to the Vatican, the Vatican Cathedral might have been robbed by Lu Bai.

Is this what the fuck was done by humans?

He also knows the history of China, and it was not the Holy See who took advantage of the situation back then, but Lu Bai, why are you the first one to come to me?

But at this time, Pope Fang Luo also knew that it was no longer possible for him not to speak.

"Ahem..."

"My Lord Pope, you are awake."

"Ahem, I'm sorry, Master Lu. I'm getting older. I accidentally fell asleep just now. I'm an old man and I'm rude."

"No, no, the Pope is sleeping well. Don't you know? Just now, Lord Morat of your Holy See has agreed on your behalf and said that he is giving me 500 houses as a gift to show the greatness of your Holy See. Spend."

Morat: I can gox-on:%#^$*$(%$)x-on:^#%&$!!!

I obviously didn't say anything, so why are you still telling lies?

Fang Luo: "I fell asleep just now. I really didn't know. Is this happening?"

Lu Bai: "Yes, yes, the Pope fell asleep just now and didn't hear it, but I definitely didn't lie to you. I didn't want it at first, but when I thought that my son was coming out soon, I thought... Think of it as a gift to my son. I have already found someone to settle the matter. Although I, Lu Bai, will not be evil, this kid will definitely be. "

Lu Xiaobai: Dad, I’m less than a month old and you’re bullying me like this, wow wow wow wow! ! !

Chapter 161 The Pope panics

Pope Fang Luo looked at Lu Bai blankly, and the white beard on his chin trembled at Lu Bai's words just now.

He was already very angry at Lu Bai's shameless words.

Now Lu Bai dropped another bombshell in front of him, which really hit the Pope hard.

What?

Lu Bai is going to have a son?

And he also found someone to settle the matter. His son can also be evil?

Is this...really fake?

Lu Bai, an evil guy, has turned the world upside down. If another little one comes here, how can everyone still have fun?

Damn it, give him the Blue Star to Lu Bai and let the father and son play by themselves.

Fang Luo was stunned for a long time, and finally came to his senses, then turned his eyes to Song Qingci who was sitting next to Lu Bai.

To be precise, it was on Song Celadon's belly.

Is there really Lu Bai's baby in there?

At this moment, Fang Luo really hoped that he could have a little bit of super power, just a little bit, which would allow him to see clearly whether there was really a baby in Song Celadon's belly and whether he was really capable of evil.

If it is true and can be evil, it is no less than hiding hundreds of hydrogen bombs. When this little thing comes out, it will definitely blow them up one by one.

In today's era, there is no regression and no opportunity to achieve leapfrog development, but at this moment, Fang Luo is increasingly certain that the times are about to change.

It almost belongs to Lu Bai now, and then... maybe it will belong to Lu Bai and his son.

He couldn't even imagine that if Lu Bai took his son out to play one day, how many people would be scared to death by Lu Bai and his son.

Especially those who committed crimes would probably be frightened to death when they saw Lu Bai's face in their dreams.

Five hundred properties are not important anymore.

Even the news that Lu Bai took the initiative to reveal was worth five hundred houses.

Fang Luo stuttered and asked, "Lu Bai, are you really going to have a son?"

Morat also stammered and translated this sentence to Lu Bai, and then looked at Lu Bai nervously. Although he was a small person and had nothing to do with Lu Bai, at this moment, for the development of the world, he In my heart, I still don't want to get a "true" from Lu Bai.

That was just fucking horrible.

As for Lu Bai, since his debut, he has rarely said a few truths.

"Really, how could I lie to people about this? I really have a son, and that boy is really evil. I can dream about that brat every day. He is a white, fat little boy who keeps making noises. If you want to bully your parents, you will kill them."

"Forehead..."

"How old is the baby and when will it be born? I will definitely prepare a generous gift for Leader Lu then."

"It's only been ten days, and the birth will happen next year. According to our Chinese zodiac, it's a baby dragon, a Chinese giant dragon."

Damn it, it's only been ten days, and you already know that your wife is pregnant, and you're pretty sure it's a son, and you also know that your son is evil, aren't you fooling us?

Do you believe this news or not?

I don’t want to believe it, but I don’t dare not believe it.

This is very uncomfortable.

Anyway, the house is definitely gone, so let's just waste money to eliminate the disaster. Now Fang Luo hopes that Lu Bai can leave the Vatican quickly. Not only does he not want to see Lu Bai now, he doesn't even want to hear the name Lu Bai. No, I don’t want to hear it in this life.

The car drove slowly into the Vatican and stopped almost a hundred meters away from St. Peter's Basilica.

At this time, the area around St. Peter's Cathedral was almost crowded with people. Except for reporters and police, the sidewalks on the left and right were full of congregants.

On the left are the indignant members of the Holy See. They heard that their Pope was bullied and fainted by that bastard Lu Bai, which made them almost riot in their hearts. The Pope is their faith and is inviolable.

However, under the suppression of the Y Liguo police, it was well controlled.

The police in Y Li country are also a little confused now.

When did these people become so gentle? Normally, tear gas would have been used, but today they just shouted twice with a loudspeaker, and the congregants just stood there obediently, even though they were noisy. Awesome, but it doesn't look like he has any plans to take any action.

When the car that picked up Lu Bai arrived at the church, there was an instant silence.

Those standing on the right are the cult members and Lu Bai's fans. The two sides are completely opposite.

When the car didn't come, the cult members and Lu Bai's fans were all responsible. When the car came, they started shouting at the top of their lungs and became provocative.

The reporters and police at the scene were dumbfounded by this scene.

Why do I feel like these fans are all bitches?

When Lu Bai didn't come, they all behaved like kittens. When Lu Bai arrived, three horizontal lines seemed to suddenly appear on his face and he turned into a tiger, full of menace.

Pope Fang Luo was the first to get out of the car. When he walked out of the car calmly and stood in front of everyone, everyone was dumbfounded.

Isn't it said on the Internet that the Pope was knocked unconscious by that damn cult leader? Look, the Pope stepped out of the car calmly with both feet and his face was still red. He couldn't tell that he was being bullied.

Sure enough, everything on the Internet is not trustworthy.

Isn’t our Pope good? Although our Pope is a bit older, how can a small cult leader compare to our Pope?

Lu Bai may be an evil sect, but he is not as evil as the rumors outside say.

"Click, click, click."

At this time, the smart reporters had already started taking pictures. At this moment, they wanted to prove to the world that their Pope was not afraid of the evil guy coming out of the east.

Whether he is afraid or not, perhaps only Fang Luo himself knows.

His face looked red now, but it was actually caused by Fang Luo rubbing his face with his hands before getting off the car.

At that time, Lu Bai looked at Fang Luo's movements and thought that Fang Luo's face was itchy, so he started to rub his cheeks hard with his hands. It wasn't until Fang Luo's face turned red that he finally realized that the Pope was Color your face.

You really need to save face.

Now Fang Luo seemed to be standing calmly, but his legs were actually starting to tremble uncontrollably.

I don't know why, but the moment Fang Luo stepped out of the car, his heart started beating, feeling that something bad was about to happen.

The location is at their St. Peter's Cathedral.

Inexplicably, he had such an evil premonition, just like when Lu Bai first started to engage in evil, he would always be accompanied by certain premonitions.

And now this premonition seems to have transferred to Pope Fang Luo.

The point is that this doesn't seem to be a very good signal.

Chapter 162 It’s evil to get out of the car

After Fang got out of the car, Archbishop Rossi hurried to the Pope's side.

He knew the Pope well, and based on the news circulating on the Internet, he was very sure that the Pope must have been very unhappy on his way here just now.