Section 257

"Five trillion, he took it as soon as he said it, damn, the leader is so awesome and handsome."

"Not bad, not bad, the leader really did something great this time."

"So, this time the leader went abroad, he didn't go to play, he went to rob."

"Hit you, what's robbery, this is called protecting the safety of a place."

"Yes, yes, yes, the above said it well, protecting the safety of a place, damn, why do I feel more and more happy when I read this sentence."

"I feel so happy too, my little plane suddenly took off."

At this time, after seeing Lu Bai's third tweet, the senior officials of various countries were all a little dumbfounded.

At first, they didn't know what Lu Bai meant by this sentence. After the translators' explanation, they seemed to know what Lu Bai came out for this time.

Is he here to collect debts?

But more than a hundred years have passed, it has become history, how can there still be debts to collect? Besides, it was clearly compensation back then.

But Lu Bai is really going to take real action, can they not give it?

Now they dared not even curse Lu Bai behind his back, for fear that Lu Bai would have another person with a sharp ear and hear him.

At this moment, everyone was almost depressed.

At this time, Lu Bai had finally stayed in the VIP room of the airport and was ready to go out.

The reason why he stayed in the airport was to wait for someone to pick him up.

He was a poor man who came all the way from China. When he first arrived in your place, as the host, he should not welcome him well?

Is he not giving face?

Aren’t you afraid that I will be evil to you?

I am afraid, I am really afraid.

So after hearing that Lu Bai had arrived at Luonius International Airport, the Pope of the Vatican and the boss of Yli Country, both of whom were not young, went to the airport to greet him in person.

The pomp was even greater than welcoming other national bosses.

Later, when Francis, the boss of Yli Country, retired, he wrote in his autobiography that he had served in Yli Country for fifteen years, and the most memorable day for him was September 27, 2023.

That day, a young man named Lu Bai from China set foot on the land of their Yli country for the first time.

When he led all the Yli country's senior officials to the airport to greet them, they saw a very good-looking oriental man wearing a white T-shirt and a pair of flip-flops on his feet.

At that time, Lu Bai was holding a lollipop in his mouth, which made him look very different and full of evil.

He arrived at the airport at the same time as Pope Fang Luo. When the two appeared in front of Lu Bai, Lu Bai shook hands with him first, but in the end Lu Bai did not get on the special car sent by their Yli country.

After the two shook hands, Lu Bai first asked him if he had paid the protection fee. He was just stunned for a moment, and just when he was about to say that he would pay it later, Lu Bai had already turned around and followed the welcoming delegation sent by Pope Fang Luo.

Just as Lu Bai left, the sky of Yli country suddenly became cloudy, and then heavy rain came down, and even he was scared to the point of weakness.

He had heard of and seen Lu Bai's weirdness, but experiencing it in person still made his back cold and his hair stand on end. He had never known that there was such a weird thing in the world.

Two of his subordinates were so scared that they wet their pants.

Yli's national strength is not as good as Lucky Island, let alone the United States, so they set a protection fee of 200 billion beautiful dollars at the airport, which was also paid to China in ten years.

Then when this special parliament ended, the rain stopped in an instant.

It was simply weird.

That year, the weather in Yli was particularly dry, as if it had not rained since that rain.

On the other side, when Lu Bai and Song Qingci got on the special car sent by the Pope, Lu Bai and Song Qingci sat in the back row, Lu Bai sat in the middle, with his wife on his left hand and the Pope on his right hand, and a translator sitting in the co-pilot seat.

The car moved slowly forward, and Lu Bai's eyes fell on the old man next to him.

Although he was the Pope, in Lu Bai's opinion, the person next to him was no different from an ordinary old man, which suddenly reminded him of a very interesting old guy.

Then the first sentence Lu Bai said to the Pope was: "Old man, you look a lot like an old man named Ma Baoguo in China. He is a very interesting person. He once had two famous sayings, "If you don't talk about martial ethics, you will get what you want. Old man, let's do it later?"

Chapter 157 Let's make the Pope faint first, so that everyone can see

Lu Bai really did what netizens speculated. He just met with the Pope and talked about not talking about martial ethics and getting what you want.

What does it mean? He wants to fight with the Pope.

When the translator heard the conversation between Lu Bai and the Pope, his head buzzed and he felt that his brain was about to crash.

He had seen the video of China.

That was an old man in his sixties, fighting with a young man on the stage, and was beaten by the young man, and then he said the famous saying, "If you don't follow the ethics of martial arts, you will get what you deserve." Then the old man's video went viral on the Internet, but no matter how Morat the translator thought, he never thought that Lu Bai would say such a sentence when he met the Pope for the first time.

Can I translate this to the Pope?

Damn it, how can I translate this?

Morat tilted his head back and stared at the Pope blankly. In fact, the Pope is also an old man, with a gray bald head and a haggard face full of wrinkles. At this moment, his pair of small eyes that are still bright are full of inquiring eyes.

He seemed eager to know what Lu Bai said.

This kind of look made Morat feel uncomfortable.

If he told the Pope that Lu Bai wanted to fight with an old man like you, would you accept it?

Even I couldn't accept it myself.

But as a translator, what else could he do?

Just when Morat was stunned, Lu Bai said in a calm tone: "Mr. Translator, why don't you translate it? Don't you understand? This is the most friendly way of greeting in China."

The most friendly, Mr. Lu Bai, do you think that I, a translator, really don't understand anything and just translate?

"Your Excellency the Pope, that... Mr. Lu Bai said, he said..."

"What did he say, you say it."

"He... He wants to duel with you."

As soon as the voice fell, Pope Fang Luo's eyes were straight at this moment, and his mouth opened so wide that he could swallow two eggs at once.

Unbelievable.

I couldn't believe it.

The first time Lu Bai chatted with him, he wanted to duel with him.

I am an old man, over 80 years old this year, and you, a young man of 20, want to duel with me when we meet.

He...does he want to kill me?

Fang Luo didn't know how to respond to Lu Bai's words at this time.

He agreed to it casually with a heroic spirit. Let's duel, who's afraid of who?

Isn't that just going to get beaten?

He is the Pope, not a fool, but what makes Fang Luo most helpless is that Lu Bai chats with people like this when they meet for the first time, how should he respond?

"Master Lu, don't joke, you see I am an old man over 80 years old."

"Your Excellency the Pope, I am really not kidding, really, you believe me."

When Morat translated this sentence to the Pope, Fang Luo, who was always calm and unhurried, had hundreds of thousands of grass mud horses galloping wildly on the grassland in his heart.

Really, you believe me?

I am the Pope, with more than one billion followers under my command. Today I have personally received you with the highest etiquette of the Holy See, and the first sentence this bastard said was that he wanted to duel with me, an 80-year-old immortal.

I asked him if he was joking?

Damn it, he replied to himself, really, you believe me.

I believe in Jesus, I don't believe in this bastard.

Fang Luo was so angry that he felt that he didn't need to duel. If he stayed with Lu Bai for a while, he would be angry to death by Lu Bai.

"Master Lu, are you trying to kill me, an old man?"

"Your Excellency the Pope, what are you talking about? You can't die. I heard that your Holy See is fucking rich. I came here to find sponsors. Your Excellency the Pope, you see, I can't even afford shoes. I wear wooden shoes. Not only are they uncomfortable to wear, but they are also very smelly. Come, smell them."

In fact, it is not far from Luoniu Airport to the Vatican. After all, although the Vatican is also a country, the entire country is surrounded by Luoniu City. The land area is only less than 0.5 square kilometers, and the population is less than 700 people.

But Fang Luo was almost angry to death by Lu Bai after walking a short distance.

This damn Lu Bai, can't he even speak a human language?

First he wanted to duel with an 80-year-old man, and then he said that he came to the Vatican to ask for sponsorship.

Damn, he almost said that he came to the Vatican to rob.

Such a person has become a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize?

What the hell is this?

If he was not still sitting in the car at this moment, the Pope could not help but jump out of the car. If he sat down again, he was afraid that he would be angry and have a heart attack.

But Fang Luo still pinched his nose and said: "Master Lu, our Vatican is indeed rich in the eyes of outsiders, but in fact our country has a total population of only more than 600 people. No matter how rich it is, it is not much."

"It's okay, it's okay, Pope, don't worry, I'm just joking with you."

"Oh, oh, that's good."